
That was tasty. I’m going to have to remember this restaurant.
nice tiem, i shud git sum wine wif mah meel.
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That was tasty. I’m going to have to remember this restaurant.
nice tiem, i shud git sum wine wif mah meel.
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NOM!!!!!!!
Omicoke, MaryO!
*gives grmenlin IOU*
sry, no cokola in da howse. mebbee in da baesmint, tho…
*twitchytendrils*
Ohai ther! Fangs for teh IOU. I will kawl upon yoo for it laytur.
*throws lasso around tendrils, justincase*
*conspiratorial voiceover*
We have secretly replace’d grmenlin’z reglar roap with elven made ropelikeproduct, will seh notiss teh diff’rence?
ooh! liek teh coke challinj…but wif roap!
Hey! This elven rope is verreh nyce! Just lyke methril! So lite and so pritteh, and yet so strong!
ai can has mythril armoor? wif plenny uv materia slots!
Yup – she noticed.
Nom iz mush…..cozier….tahn ai alwais magined it!
Ayd lyke a cozy tabul for 2 back in teh corner here . . .
And pleez to bring me wun of them fancee drinks with umbrellars onnit, kthxbye!
heer u r, sir! one ob teh fynist umbrella drinx in teh haus! wud u liek sum moar ob tohse appetyzers? sum bredstix mebbe? ok!
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reddee 2 ordar ur on-tray? otay! mosh awl ob our on-trayz r gud, but ai wud rekkomind teh haus speshul – 2 char-broily cheezburgerz wif tostee bunz, 100% cheezland beef, sum well-ayjd harvati cheez, nd awl teh condimince on teh sied! survd wif ur choyce ob soop, saled, cheezy bredstix, oar mac an cheez! nd teh wole fing iz topped wif a hyooj umbrella!
O mai, taht sownds bery nommy! Ah’ll hab wat gremlin iz habin pleez!
ai wen owt tew lunsh wif a frend a cupple weeks ago an teh restrant hadda reely intresting drinks menu, wun uv dem was a hayuge fing (posed tew bee fer 4 peeps) dat had elebenty kinds uv booz an mixrs an jooses. it wuz surbed inna beeg fishybowl luukin fing wif 4 straws an hadda umbrella AND a lil rubber duckie flotin in it!
Wii dint order it but teh pixure awn teh menu luuked grate!
oh wao! 2 ordars foar teh speshul! beleef meh, NO WUN duz cheezburgerz liek tihs plaec! *brings tew speshulz* happy nomming!
btw, luk @ our dezert menu tew.
ChocolateSamus, I forgitz mah manners! Thankee soo much! Teh serviss here is reelly grayt! And teh company is just hevenly!
Or shuld I say – tip-top! As in, Top of teh Treetops!
*has a ponder* Say, mebbe we shuld tawk to Maus and Mu about teh idear of Nom offishully adding a Treetop Cafe!
We hadda earthquake! In Delawhere!
Whut! Just today??????
Yep! Twas this mornink. Just found teh storeh online: 2.8 earthquake in NJ, PA, DEL. Storeh kan be found at philly.com Web site.
Shayk it, behbeh, shayk it! Maus, did yoo feel teh tremors?
About 9:45 AM. Actually, not so scary. There was a loud “boom” and the house shook for about a second or two. Magnitude 2.8, according to the local newspaper’s web site.
Wow! A lowd boom – yoo prolly thot it wuz just a Camplol’s soop kan essploding in teh mikrowave!
Hey, Maus, sumwun on cheezfrenz posted a link to teh neetest storeh abowt a rodent stealing a leopard’s fudz. I wuld try to post a linky, but yoo kin google:
“daring rodent shows puzzled leopard exactly who’s boss”
Fess up! Wuz it yoo?????
Nah. I wudda “scampered in, scampered out”. Ya never know whut can happen if ya hangs arownd teh scene of teh crime…
OMG! hilarious! and GRATE pikshurs… just begging to be made into lolz!!
owao! dats a grayt artiklol! wut a brayb lil ratatatoullie!
O mi. Iffen u can have an earthquake in Delawhere, aifinkso u cud hab dem anywhere!
(she said, from California)
We have an earthquake every 3 or 4 years, usually less than Mag 3. We had a Mag 4.5 back in the 70′s. That one rattled windows and dishes and stuff…
After beeing heer in Orygun for 14.5 years I can onestly say dat I haz fealt juan quake. dat wuz a 4.6 in dis area…
the one in late Feb 2000 which broke all the glass in the air traffic control tower at Seattle airport!
Late Feb 2001.
Erfkwakez iz fun; sez da ladee ineye-oh-wae-ah who was bornded an raised in Lost Angelz an libbed fru da Simi Balley kwak in da 60′s an da norfrige kwake in da 90′s dat caused her hous to need manee munneez tu fix.
May ai joyne yoo??? Ai’ll hav waht gremlin iz having too, pleez.
Mmmmm it’z reelee nice in heer, izn’t it??? Togetherness!!! Teh plaice taht chases awl teh loanleez away!!
So – hoo awl iz heer? Mary O’, gremlin, bludsfan473, annipuss, and AfriCat. cweenmj, Jk2kitteh an KayKitteh.
Chocolate Samus iz bringing teh drinkz, an caramelchef81 iz teh chef fur teh day.
Ai think we’re gonna need anuther tablol! Prollee moar peepl coming fur teh TOP SPOT silly brayshuns!
Ohhhh – heer coms MelONyx!! Ai noo it wud start to Phil Up Kwikelee! Lukee we gotted heer urlee!
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
Ohai! I can joyn yoo? I wood lyk a kawffee, I finkso. I r tyred tudai.
Hi guise! Ai has time for a qwik kawffee whiel Leesa’s in teh shower! Fanks!
Oops! Taht wuz mii, DK, nawt Leesa!
LOL!!! That happened to mee what ai wuz viviting Tidmum!!! She wuz ai – an ai wuz she!! We had to introdooos arselves!
But so glad yoo ar heer!! An there – having a wunderful taim, ai hav not dout!!
Nice plaice heer, izn’t it??
Wii are having fun togezzer! Ai fink seh enjoyed our 8-hour tour of Montreal yesterdai. Wii did a littlol hiek in teh woods on teh mowntain, ate smoked meat at teh famous Schwartz’s, adn did teh tourist thing in Old Montreal. Mai dotter came with us, too.
Todai iz Canadia Dai. Wii are going to a conservashun airea to luuk at ladyslipper orkids, tehn to mai sister’s on teh lake. Tehn fyrewurks tonite!
hazza confuzzled… hoo be hoo? owell… gess it nawt mattur muchly, weer awl cheezpeeps!
Well – hoo WUDN’T??? that sounds laik. . .reelee grate!!
Ai’ve NEVER bin to Montreal! Hardlee ebber to Canada, fur that matter.
But ai’ve hurd it is kwite byootiful!! ‘
An happee Canada Day!!!
Ohai caramelchef! Dis bees 4point5kittehs, aka DK. Skwirrlgrrl adn mii R sharing teh ‘puter. Seh’s up frum NC bisiting mii!
*confuzzled goes awai* nao ai gits it! Yay fur teh cheezmeets!
Happee Canada Day to awl in Very Large Canada!
Yay! teh moar teh meowier! bunch up ebreewun, bunch up! maik ruum fer sum moar chayres!
Yesh, yesh, “catter” rownd peepz! Aftur yu be awl finnishd wif yoor meels, we habbinteh lurvlee deezurt men-ewes!
Cremm broolay mayd wif taheeshun banilla beens adn tawpd wif fresh berreez
Mayngoe maus soarbay, wif a pienapplol rum saws
teerameesoo moose wif freshlee baykded laydee-feengurs, soakd wif espress-oh surrup adn serbed in a choklit cup den dustid wif koko pawder
Oh! adn ebbriwun gets a kompli…kumplee.. free caramel kandeez jus fur dynin heer!
Oh MAI, caramelchef81!!! Ai think yoo just becaym mai noo best frend!!!
well we duz stryve fur teh grayt cat-stomer serbiss yesh!
Grayt cat-stomer serbiss, FTW!!!!
*sips mah drinkee, noms a dessert*
Ah, this is teh lyfe for meh!
Ai has nebber bin to NOM, but mebbe Ai can joyne U all? Ai promis IAi has gud tablol manners!
Ov CORSE yoo Can!! We can hav a BE Layted Burfday Partee fur hoo too! Just LUK at THOSE desserts! We just needz to put a candlol in wun ov them!!
Dat wud be wundermus! Butt Ai has to warn ebrybuddy, dats a lot ob candlols 4 mai caek. Dere mite be firemens on teh way berry soon!
Firemenz? Didjoo say firemenz?
*gits owt a reelly big zippo; heads for teh cayk and candlols*
Consider it mai gift to u!
We kawls it NOM!!!!
Ai wull cum agane
plz tew tip generushlee.
here’s a half price coupon for catering your Lolympics party in 2011benty.
I recommend the tapas platter for starters.
Ai wunder iffen tehy deliverz?
*orinj kitteh reeches owt, grabs vyne, and swings down throo trees lyke Tarzan, onlee katterwauling insted of hollering*
PleezToTipGenrouslyKthxBye!
Y wud kitteh wantz tu whine aftur sush a delishus meel?
kitteh no ordard wine! kitteh ordard tonklitt martoonie!
Deezurts? Oh, ai kuddint! iz pawsitivly sturffd! Well…mebbeh sumfin smawl… duz yoo hab enni skwirrlees?
….Oar mebbee a maus??
What? I would never eat a mouse or squirrel!
unless they were covered with chocolateNever!no, deh huge manatee b tu big fur dee zert. I finso dat b deh en tire on tray.
cweenmj! I thought we were friends, how could you!!?? *swoons*
O noze! Manatee daown! Manatee daown!!!
whoz got teh bbq sawce?Medik!!*runs in; puts a band-aid on Hugh’s nose* Um, did that halp?
erm….well…..maybe a little, thanks gremlin!
*swimsawaywithaquickness*
ai lieks myn medeeum rawr plz kthxbai!
yoor sew rite! teh skwirleez be tu hebby… sumfing lieter den. Hmm.. mausee soarbay?
Iff Maus sees dis hees gunna bee soar awlrite! *hee hee*
hmm…sew we blyndfoald hims adn leed hims tu anudder LOL…den hims will nebber noe abowt my plan tu mayk him intu delishus deezurts!
Gud idear!
ai gibs diz playce FYVE starrz!
This kind ov starrz??? @@@@@ !!
yesh, ai ment elebenteestarz!
Low overhead savings passed on to catsumer.
Soooo, a budjet restorerant den?
Budget, budgie, wut’s teh diffrens?
giglol!
“The Flying McNuggets”?
Fast fuds, but nawt . . . kwite . . . fast enuff! *ebil grin*
marmalady-kitteh sittin’ inna “Cat-Feeder” az wii callz unprotecked feedur fur birdez. funy won!!
Yu nawt has reserbashunz, but ai finkso we kan skweez yu in. *holds owt paw eggspektantlee*
*snikr*
Luks soo like my layte Lilah who went ober bridg last week. We took daown birdie tabl wwen she started dis gayme!
sew sorree fer ur loss {{{{Cat_S}}}}
{{{{{Cat_S}}}}}
Iz berri sawry tu heer dat… beems uv warmf tu yoo {{{{Cat_S}}}}
{{{{{{Cat_S}}}}}} That iz so sad! Ai noe yoo must bee reelee sad rite nao.
But – yoo cud com up an joyne us at NOM! too! Teh menu iz fabulous – an teh desserts!! Oh MAI!! An awl wiffaut ene calorieez at awl!!
Aw, {{{Cat_S and Lilah}}} May we treet yoo to a sweet dessert?? As mah momma sez, “Here, eet sumthing, yooll feel beddur!”
*hans Cat_S teerameesoo moose in a choklit martoonie cup*
{{{{Cat_S}}}}
my Sam-Sam used to get up on the fence and try to get at the birdhouse that faced out from it. We watched him enough to be sure he could NAWT KWITE get at it! kitteh frustrayshuns, let me show u.
Sam-Sam wuz also ornj boi, but moar floofyier. Mebbe Sam-Sam and Lilah are plotting nefareeus fings together naow!
{{{{{Cat_S}}}}} Sorree fur teh loss uv yur kitteh!
An nao yu cud put tablol bak, mebbeh wif liddol sine wut sez ‘Lilah’s Cafe – Pls Waet Tu Bee
SEeted’?Ai hoeps yu has lawts ob lublee memrees ob yor Lilah kitteh. {{{Cat_S an famblee an Lilah}}}
Ornjj Kitteh trabbilz
lawwwwwng distunsez 2 seez ifz
burdz joyn hurz 2 luntch
Ornjj Kitteh preffurrz
liddill owtz ubz t3h way playss
4 habbeeeng hurz Nomz
Ornjj Kitteh canz habz
Napz naow. Habz lawtza spayr tyme
2 clymez daown from Tree
Jack.
OHAI Jack!!! Yoo cud come up an joyne us too!!! Plentee ov room!!
An ebreewun wud laik yoo to be there, ai am shur!!!
Wuz so niez ahf yu
Tu eenviet mii fore dinerr
Tu bad yu mus go
Ohai, ebereewuns! Ai no dis is oof-topik but I wanned too wish ebereewuns a Happee Canadadada Dai!
Nawt off topic at awl!! There ar so menee cheezpeepz frum teh VLC tath we reelee need to sillybrayte it too!!
duz der be enni tradishunal VLC deezurts ai kin mayks fur yu?
canadian pumpkin pie
it haz maplol syrup in it
Fresh-pikkd Serbisberrees (awlso cawld Saskatoons — dey bees a naytib froot) topped wif Fronch[Canayjin] Banilla yowgerts, drizzlold wif maplol surps. Yummee!
Akchewlee, dats wut ai had foar brekfist.
Mmmm dat sownds berri gud! Ai wuz at the sillybrayshuns todai and Ai hadz frootee shavd ice. Peechy – nommy!
O hai guise. Just doing a drive-by for now. Not havening a good day. Stupidity keeps getting in my way. *shakes fist at stoopy stupidity*
Ohai! Haow mennee peeps voted 4 yur Fail yesturdai?
O, last time I looked it was 4 hunnert and 60-some for, 50-some against.
Thx to all whut voted for. There is still cookies and juice in teh canteen.
*waives* OHAI!! Bai bai!!!
Nice to see yoo!
*awlso saheks fist at stoopy stupidity*
holii molii….iz so dahk awt, ai has tu tun en teh lietz
R yu ‘speckun a ginormus summer storm dere en CT? Oar habbin a eclipez ob deh sun? Jus wonderin, Kbyenaow! =^!^=
Iz stormmen. Agenh!
ooh ooh am i too late??? the workity place iz intrudin on my cheezfun! Nom sounds liek such an awsum place.
aifinkso its neber too lait fer goin tew Nom!
*links arms wif palinsc an tehy skip awf fer drinkies an yummie fuuds*
an naow, unforshoonatelee ai mus skip awf tew wurk, pleh! haz a gud ebening ebreewun!
fangs fur escorting me bluesfan473!! workity stoopy peeples r making me come back afer only a kwikee drinkee. oh dhe sadnesses flowin from meh. i hope ur hab funner at ur workity place
Iz lis lek teh Red Robin Caffay? We has wun of dose neer my IRL wurkplase.
Tis mii kitteh!