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Not rly. We just filed our complaint at teh Courthouse.
gonga rats awna 4 way ty!!! LCB is at teh top ov teh heep!
rolls out tray of assortied fried bites (pork, chicken and shrimp)
I’m definately reddy fur a beer, yall wunt sum?
Ai will mayk sum martoonies tew- nom nom nom- yum, dese sum good bites, princess!! Ennywun want a pommy-granite martoonie?
* sets aside beer*
OOOO I’d like a pom martini PLEEEEease
Okay! Nuff for awl heer!
ai can has a beer? hao is ebberyone dis ebernin?
Ai wud also liek to offer coocumber martoonies – sumbudy maded them teh udder nite and dey was berry cool and refreshing!
*places bottomless pitcher on tablol*
Carful, da martoonies iz leekin, kwik sumbudee grab a piture wif a bottum.
: shock : : wink :
Why can’t ai get da smilee fingeez???????????
Oh, yoo can!!! just close up teh spayces.. teh semi-colons need to be rite up against teh shock an wink!
and NUTHING else can be tuching them!!!
EEZEE PEEZEE
oopsie! bettur grab a shamwow 4 teh mess!
*hopes nobuddy notises slurping sound*
*taeks pommy-granite martoonie*
*sip sip sip . . . .sip sip sip* MMMMm mmmm!!! DEE lishus!
*taeks coocumber martoonie*
*sip sip sip . . . .sip sip sip* ‘Tis TROO!! Moast refreshing! an Nootrishus!!
thanks yoo bof – an menee happeee hugs {{{{{LCB}}}} fur teh OH-so-clefur LCB!!!
*wonners how LCB manijes such superb comeback lines foar teh lol*
she am veri skillfull
We needs tu egg-speriment wib dis, ifinkso. *connects LCB’s house water supply to teh local distillery*
this will b interesting…
Nawt shur dat iz gud idea, da weezlolz maebe shudnt cumsum da adult beberagez.
*waches a pak ob drunken weezlols invent whole noo forms ob singing*
O, jd, since u is over there by teh spigot, could u halp set up teh sprinkler and wading pools? We hadded so much funs yesterday playing wif teh burfday fairy’s sprinkler that I invited all teh deff chillrens I reads to over for a water park party!
Shure!
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*conneks teh vodka to teh sprinkler, adn teh Dead Sea to teh wading pools*
*distracted by all teh silence teh deff chillrens is making*
Thx! Would u also halp at teh First Aid station? SOme of teh chillrens has teh cuts and scrapes. Maybe u can use teh sprinkler to halp warsh them off?
i dunno if teh vodka sprinkler iz wut yoo wants for taht. finkso yoo wants teh bakteen sprinkler.
“Vodka sprinkler”? Whut u means? JD turnded on teh watters!
Or did he?
Vodka shud be grate for cuts adn scrapes. Alkyhaul kills bacteria. Bery gud disinfectent.
ooh, an wut abowt teh blind chillruns taht yoo takes on feeld trip to teh myoozeum? kan tehy coming too?
O, sure! They can comes. I dunno if their doggies is gonna like teh sprinkler, but we will burn that bridge behind us when we come to it.
“burn that bridge” etc. *lol/snort!*
lcb, yoo are so gud!
see evreewun, that iz why LCB iz alsways needing teh shiny fings. iz to fund herz cherty – charri – um, helping peepls. her also feeds teh nekkid an cloffs teh hongree, an her wurks very hard on keeping up teh firemanz, um, spirits. yes, her is trooly an upstanding, owtstanding, an understanding member ob teh cheezland commyoonity. (teh turkey-bastering ob mr. brewski ober on failblog notwifstanding.)
lolcatburglar…yu has a funnee!
ah noes! ah noes! shi r teh kewl!
OMCC — ai hadda feelin dere wuz a joke grenayd in dere & ai wuz teh rite!
It took me less than three hours to get it.
*blames the combination of expectorant & cough suppressant*
das ah gud storee an yu stiks tu it!
don’t forget to blame sleep deprivation.
Oddly enough, that applies as well!
Yep, kitteh, Ai fink u aer rite, dere
Sorri foar kidnapping teh fred, but Real Lyfe ‘Mur Gin C request here.
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*got nowtice from apt manager dat sumwun thot dey mite hab seen a mouse in teh bilding, so de entire bilding iz getting foomigayted, prolly tomorrow*
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*runs arownd in small circles, az he gets bak from wurk too layt to get Catherine Cat to bording, adn DO NAWT WANT her in bilding iffen dey’re spraying nasty stuffs*
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Iz anny cheezpeep in teh Portland Origon area willing to catsit foar wun day (costs adn sanity reimbursed, also willing to repay in kind if ever needed, plus first dibs on next mead I brew)?
sorry I’m not neer you! but I hope you have good luck soon.
Fank yu!
“A” mouse that someone “might have seen?” They’re fumigating the building for a possibly imaginary mouse? Granted, I’m sure that means there could be many more behind the scenes … but isn’t fumigation a rather strong
firstnawt sekkund step?It iz. Wich mayks me fink iz going to be a nitemare. Teh only fing dat I fink iz lurking behind teh seens iz an eggskoose to raise rents.
ohai jd — awl sounds verree — um — kweschunable.
as in, ekskuse to enter awl apartmints? they iz luuking foar sumfing sumwun is dooing against teh leese?
oar mebbe, whut sumwun saw wuz nawta mowse akshullee, but a roach or sumfing whut mite mayke peeps wanna leeve…
ennyway, aifinkso peeps heer haz teh gud ideeas. sumtymes teh V-E-T can bord animalz an they mite can haz better houwers. But if wurst comes to wurst, aifinkso wee kan wurks sumfing owt.
I’ll try ebryfing I can, but fankyu elebenty thymes over iffen teh liverwurst happens.
dey is SPRAYENG foar da imaginery mowsies?
*skratches hed inna wundermint*
but der iz no spray dat is saef foar da mowsies dat wil nawt awlso be danjurus foar ebreebodee else! foar da mowsies, yu yuse traps or put down da poisen pellits, but yu does nawt spray aneefing!
yu shud cawl yur manajer an aks eggsaktlee whut dey aer goen tu be sprayen… try tu getz da chemilklol naem an da traed naem foar it and den luuk it up. ai finks yu du nawt wand dis…
I’b been cawling ‘em all day. Narry a response. Dey won’t pik up teh fone.
Mabye there’s a mouse onnit and they is afraid to touch it?
I’ll feeds dem to teh mowse at dis rayte.
Kood yu take yur kitteh twerk wif yu? I finkso dat is wut ai wood do.
Or mebbe bord her obernite?
Intel haz enuff animals going to wurk.
Oberwize, I wud do.
/lolspeak off/
hey, jd. i can’t seem to find the rental code for oregon, but you should check with your manager. here in california, you can opt out of spraying with any chemical regulated by state government (if it has to be administered by a licensed professional, it is regulated, as are all pesticides and therefore you can indicate that you don’t accept its use in your immediate vicinity).
if oregon has a similar law, you can get around the problem temporarily by telling them not to spray in your apartment and then close all your windows and keep them closed for 5 to 7 days while the worst of the spray dissipates (can you run an airconditioner with a filter, perhaps?. take off your shoes as soon as you come in and wash your hands immediately so that you don’t track it into your apartment, etc.
good luck!
Thanks. I think the rental code in Oregon is written in code, which explains why nobody else can find it either.
Wi nawt dey borro ur Cat Cat furr teh maous, aifinkso? Foomi– fooimig– Poyson spray stuff iz teh obber kil!
Mai huzbin will nawt let me bring a kitteh heer, an we hazza kat eeting goggie, but mebbe ai kood transport yr kitteh if yu haz sumware seh kood go?
jd, has U tried callin des peeps?
City of Portland
421 Sw Sixth Avenue, Suite 1100
Portland OR 97204-
Fair Housing Council of Oregon
1020 Sw Taylor St., Ste 700
Portland OR 97205-
Housing Authority of Portland
135 Sw Ash Street
Portland OR 97204
Fanks foar dat info. Mush appreshiated.
Still duzzint haz himz bukkit tho!
dat why he hadda go awn teevee… tew git da werd owt about teh bukit…
Wuts mazing, am dat him still awn teh TV.
Dokter Fill. We haets him.
Anom and Anom.
oh, yes we duz, preshus! nastee, triksee dokter fill!
Hoapfullee he wil put teh bukit on hiz hed so wii wont hav to lissen to him anyymoar.
ai donut fink we wil be dat lukee!
fil sez buket wus dis big
…but den he losted it.
thank goodness he didn’t eated it…butt (!) tehn atleast hims wood kno wear it wus….
U shur him nawt eeted it? If him haz teh big snak attak him nawt noze whut him nommed.
Teh soot not teh hard part. U ever try to tie a tie wif just flippers?
im sure he has phalonquises fur dat
But nawt phalanges
hahahahha! good wun Annie! FTW!!
Iz a clip-on.
dr fill?!?! DO NAWT WANT!!!
naow yuh awl jus cahlm daown…
And hao iz dat wurkin owt fur u??
Datz mae fav dr fill sayin’ !!!
2 2 funy!
mine favurite be “whut wuz u finkin’!”
O hay, guise. I has a pic over on teh Failblog voting page! Is on teh first page rite now, but will get pushed to teh second one soon. Is “Women’s Conference” fail. Plz to vote 4 me? kthxkissesalltehbebbehs
okeh!
*runs off tew chech it out*
i finded it! i voted! that wus funny LCB!
Thx! If it makes teh main page, will NOM cater teh victory party?
OF Course!!!. I’ll confrence wiff Maus in da morning
I spose we’ll need u either way: victory party or failed fail party.
Ai just went – stilll awn teh first page – but at teh bottom!
KWICK!!!! EBREEWUN!!!!1 GO TO FAILBLOG AN VOAT FUR AR OWN LCB!!!!
HALP US, AWL YOO LURKERS!! YOR AR AR AWNLEE HOPE!
Just wanted to say that!
Kant find it! Must be on sekkund page naow. Will bote!
Had to bote foar teh bebbeh name toooooo. Bery sillee to naem yur son DaFyness Eva. Huh?
Is at teh vry bottom of teh first page. I’ts teh “Don’t Block My Flow” one.
Alredy fynded it wen I pose-ted teh last messij ubuv. kthxbai!
???? KAnt find
Ai boatid!
Thx! U guise is teh bestest.
I’m neber keen on doze fail “lols”, but voted foar yu coz yu’re a True Cheezpeep adn Cheezpeeps shud rool teh whirld by rite.
kthx! Hay, whut is my credit card doing in ur wallet?
Yu…. err… you gabe it tu me foar safe-keeping. Dat’s it. Safe-keeping.
O rite. That’s teh one that’s only good for Mick’s lip cream. I didn’t want him to get hold of it and go on a cream spree.
Huh. Seems tu work foar sour creem adn clotted creem tu. I jus’ ordered elebenty gallons ob eech, tu be delibered to Kitteholics Anonymus.
Ai also votud fur yu. Iz amaizing whut getz past teh prufereeders!
Ai meen, sumbudee shud hab cot taht won eben iffen it wuzent a spellung oar grammerci misteak!
URGH!!! spellen and obveeus grammer mistaeks!!! mai petpeevez, let me show yu dem!
ai onse werked foar a unibersitee departmint dat sented owt two fowsend inbitashunz wif teh departmint chaer’s naem speloled wrong amung ovvur obveeus mistaeks. ebreebodee inna awfice assumded dat sumone else wud bee duin teh prufreedin…
sheesh!
Teh lokul bussiz haz a notiss dat sez “Wheelchair users must apply the breaks”
When ai was in high skrool, (age 13 fore does ob U in TTI) dey still had dresses code. Wii gotted nawt old rulez dat included ” Student clothing must cover all PUBLIC areas of the body.” Never cud figr what da public areaz wer.
Dat wud meen a burka Ai fink!
Eyez aer public, sew dey’s also need to ware a blindfold.
There’s a sign at a strip mall near us — GOLF LESSENS. Maybe it was put there by the disgruntled wife of a golf instructor?
ai boted foar yu! gud luks!!!
Thx! If u show ur “I voted!” sticker at teh canteen, u can has juice and cookies.
Ai jus boted fore U LCB, U iz up tu 88. Hope da iz gud score.
Iz hard tu tyoe whn ur fingrz iz crossed.
Thx! Is prolly like teh ICHC voting though: even if u gets moar votes than any other pic submitted at teh same time, they seem to just pick teh ones for teh front page at random.
iz this teh “flow” thing? *snikr*
*nods*
I was clearing out teh pix in my phone and remembered that I forgot to submit that earlier. As a added touch, I put teh FAIL letters in brite red.
*moar snikr*
OK, u is up to 101 naow!!
Funny, I was just telling my mom a few minutes ago how my cat Tiger used to sit on the TV like this. One time, some auto race was on. The cars went zipping past and Tiger kept trying to catch them after they went off the left side of the screen.
We had a kitteh dat tried to batbatbat teh hockey puk arownd wen we wuz watchin Kings gaems.
kyoooooooot!!
Did Tiger cach enny ob tehm?
I was more thinking “nope, it doesn’t make any more sense when watching it upside down”.
Dr. Phool, lolrus!
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to A-Kettle-Of-Fish an wtn_27 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy topping an fresh berreez an wippy kreem, i skreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, plushy lolrusses (wif bukkits!), kandee, an puffy lolrus stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
โโโ-***ยคยคยคยคะถะถะถะถูญูญ*******ยคยคยคยคะถะถะถะถูญูญ*******ยคยคยคยคะถะถะถะถูญูญ****
ohai, burfday fairy! yu iz full ob win an awesum, aifinkso!!!
happee burfdays tu A-Kettle-Of-Fish and wtn_27
*playz ‘happee burfday tu yuu’ awn mai kazoo*
OMG!!!! yum!!! buttery cake!!!!!
Oh caek! Iz mai burfdai tomorrows. Ai can haz pi insted uf caek?
*makes a note in teh offishul burfday fairy blakkberry*
*mmm… blakk berry pi…*
A moderatley big burfday cake:
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ohai, wrr! (heeheehee! ai lubs dat! *runz arownd awfuss maken “wrrr” saond*
ahem… aneewae.
ai habs nu resipees frum fifteez maggiezines. dere’s misusippee mud pai, and applol rubarb pai, an pai wifs sweet corms innit. wat kiend ob pai yu want (ai wil needz tu gets ingreedyents at da suupermahket)
*eets teh extra frostin on teh cake*
I uzed a spoon.
Ai haz da nawt old abatar. {{{{{BF}}}}} BluesFan maeded eet fore mii caus shez da bestess.
ooooh! kyoot goggie inna hat!
I’ll has to start working on a gallery of teh Forf of July avatars.
u look rite spiffy there Bom!
Doan’t laff at poar Lolrus! Iz wurking hard on TeeVee to maik a monee to buy anothur bukkit.
Fhil losted hees bukkit? Wuz hees marblols een eet?
We duzn’t haz him in TTI, but Ai’m geddin teh eye deer dat him iz nawt berry pop yooler!
Pop yooler… LOL!
Ur geddin teh rite eye deer, annipuss.
Nao, please 2 eckspane wut “TTI” stanz foar? I sea it allot and Ai’s kyuriuss. Kthxbai.
TeenyTinyIngerlan – cos ebberywun knose, Ingerlan is soooo TeenyTiny we awl kno wun anovver
*leens owt ob windo an waivs to Annipuss*
Ohai Ambercat – warm 2dai, ain’t it!
Ingerland yoozed to be Big, but it shrank in teh wash (along wib King John’s jools).
Duz taht meen ai shud be frum Eensy Weensy Nooziland? Kos we is teh mutch smallur tahn TTI – we iz so small we kin all lib in teh saem haws.
Noo Zeelind iz smawl, but streched owt lyke a string on a kitteh toy. Sew mush sew, it stretches from teh antarctic circle to teh sub-tropics. Maybe “Long Legged ‘Land”.
Heer in EWNZ we is mutch closur to teh Aunt Arktik sirkil tewday – is teh freeezink. Kittehs duzzint want to git owt of bed tewdae.
Tiny tiny Ingerland!
Oooooooooooooh!
Fanks!
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An VLC is fore very large Canada, caus iz mush beeger den Ingerlan.
Ingerland meh bee smallah, but much bettah placed bcauz iz far away frum Fhil’s reech
We haz owr own terkeez!
*waves tew Anipuss and Ambercat* Ohai yew tew! hao r yew tewday?
Ohai elkina, diddunt see yu tehre, behyn teh jeraynyums!
Ohai Zelkina U luk a liddle warm 2!
Unfoar tuna lately, we in Kanananada are nawt out ov Fhil’s blast radius!
Yu need moar ‘nanas. Dat’s why. Iffen yu gets enuff, it wud become a Kanananananananananarama. At wich poynte, teh moozic will keep yu sayf.
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*whistles tu “yesh, we’b gawt noe bananas tuday”*
Sry to heer that, CATholic.
Iz owkay. I heer teh French in Kanananananananada aer planning on playing hockey wib Phil’s toopay.
*giggle*
“U…..NEAD….2…..GIV…….MAH……TOOPAY…….BACK!”
Dat wud explane a lot…
LMAO!!!! @@@@@@@
I snorted. I haz a humor.
O puuleez! Lolrus iz mush bedder lookin, aifinkso
Did Lolrus lose his bukkit again? Is that why he’s on the TV?
goo goo gajoob
lolrus……lol!