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but is it always dis kyuute?
Neber. Cyootest ebil eber!!!
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Conga-rats, Carosue! Noms and danses nawt sekkund! Fresh razzberries? Chonklit awn teh Dark Sied?
Ai also needs to borro tihs spawt fur teh emer gin C…bery, bery sorry, but ai has a wurry.
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JD, you can has saef spot fur Catherine tonite? You can has a stop to teh pleh kemicle mousse sprays?
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If you still needs, send me emayo – you has address frum cheezmeet last week.
*Helps 2M call fur JD* JD, 2M needs yu! Heeelllo JD are yu there?
Hawt wings, anywun? I has sum 4 celebrashiun:
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All that in 1 baskit.
YAY! Hawt wings! I nawt haz tu kook dinner now! Thnx cp!
Mmmm…yoo bryngz teh hawt wyngz, and Ai bryngz teh chilee-cheez fryezz…
=^..^=
Choklit?
Hoo noez whut ebil lurkz in teh hartz ob teh kitteh
Teh Shadow knows. Shadow being, in dis kase, sum poor goggie.
mai Shadow noes tuu! cause she duz da ebil ebery tiem ai trie to getz hur tu behabe hurselp!
Teh weed ub crime bears bitter froot. cryme duz nawt pae!
Kitteh say “I’m gonna getcha”, “yep, I’m gonna getcha” ‘I gocher belly snorgle rycheer!’
I’m baaad tu da bone, nawt tu mess wif mii!
Cthulhu Kitteh at R’leh.
I hope you found a place for kitteh away from the pleh spray or stopped them from spraying your place, jd….
tessm has volunteered to be owned by Cat for the nite.
(Adn MANY thanks to tessm for doing so, btw, and MANY kudos. Whether her mind will survive the night…. ah, now that’s another matter…!)
ohai!
Cat haz bin verree kwiet! and seems to prefer beeing under teh bed. I did get in a fyoo chin skratchies.
Shee has eaten and drank sum H2O and piddled. Awl OK!
Vampire kitteh sez: AH-AH-AH-AH! I vant to suck your … stuffing???
Naw…bampyre kitteh wantz tu sux teh cheez ryte owtta yer burger!
=^..^=
luk, he’s killed dat little stuffed toi DED!
Iz nawt stuffed toi, iz minion hoo FAYLED tu bryng suh-fish-unt qwantuhteez uv cheezburgerz back!
=^..^=
Ebil Kitteh Eets Fillet Minion.
*heddesk*
Nawt teh Pinny gig!?
Dis iz wun mizunnerstood kitteh! Iz no ebil! Haz jus scene de plumber wit him bak-split shewin. Himz sez, “hey! No inna fron o de chillenz!”
Yur rite, op_smama! Dat litlol fayse nawt sayin BWAHAHAHAAAA, jus sayin EEEEEEWWWW!!!
Or maibez him just luks at da big warm in da sky n dat made himz haz to sneezles
Himz tryin tew purrtect teh yungnz frum teh “crack pusherz”…NOE PLUMMURZ SMYLEZ!
=^..^=
Orinj wunz iz poyzin …. chek.
Littlol bebbeh tabbeh wif teh wite chest iz evil? Hao kud sumfin dat kyoot be evil? Ebil, mebbe …. but EVIL? Aidonut beleev it!
Umm, yes dey kan bii! Wii hazza little tabby/spotty kittey named Lucy, an her nickname is Lucifer. Her wuz 1/2lb wen wii bringed her home wif 10lbs uf cattitude.
Seems lyke da 1 yr mark kawlms dem down abit tho.
Kitteh: Ebil kibbles but dey don’t fall down.
he may be evil, but he still sleeps with his stuffed puddy.
He not eevl. He jus wants cheezburger.
Liddill Kitteh canz
beez sneekee andz wikkidd,
butz nebburr eebil!
Liddill Kitteh moovz
kwyitt az a breez andz luukz
inkreddiblee kewt
Liddill Kitteh waytz
payshuntlee 4 arryebill
ubz wawrm Nom Nom Bawkz
Jack.
*clappity*
*noks over professor annoying on accident*
*picks him back up*
Sry.
don da seyz beuful fings cumz in da small pakagez?
tru butt(!) dey nawt suppozed tew hab teh pointy endz..pointy endz is na nawt good
clappity, clappity! YAY!
*clappity clappity clappity floofee paws fur Jack*
Ifinkso dis kitten finks deys beegerer den himz akshully iz! Ifinkso kitteh doh noes dat himz beez teh kyoot annawt ebil! Himz is seeew kyoot Ai most had teh SPLORT!!!
Oh! Ewes ned prefussial!
*piks up dem brenz an spreez um of wit de hos*
*karful puts em bak an wrapz dukie taps all arund affer disinfekz em wit de YUKON JACK*
*wrapz up dis delikate rosiebudz inna cheezpeeps blankie an brungz her a cool dwink*
Fankymuchleesew. Ai haz teh burrbunn plzkthx.
Ifinkso I furrgotted mai CHRG (WDoi)
kitteh is ador-ebil.
HA!
Ai tippez reaaalli slew.
Yesh yesh!
Ow. Ow. Ow. Owowowowowowow…
Ohai frenz.
Yuu beez herrted or yuu beez wareewoolfee?
Ohai, Rosebud.
I’ve got an owee. I fawl down, go BOOM at werk yesturday.
How iz yur leg red?
I feel lyk sumwun hitted me inna kneez wif a basebawl batt.
I just see’d awn mine fone were I missed yur kall. I musta been owt wranglin neighbors goggies. (see previous lol fur partial stori)
I wuz inna Chikkin Manz nayburhuud an cawled to find owt ifn I shud stop in an say Ohai.
Hyme iz home
Hii wuz hewlpin mii wrangle googies, pak 35lbs uf kittehs intu da howse an try an save a bebbeh cardinal burd, oh, an P off a woman frum da otter street! Wuz mostest xciteing tyme. 
Nevvur a dull momint at teh 3km howse, huh?
Wum xtreme tu a nuther rownd hear!
4 3kittymomma…ai gotta seh, u r libin La Vida Loca-
a krayzee an xciteing weigh 2 lib. Ai here lotsa
ker an kaindnis 4 animuls…clappity clappity clappity
floofee paws 4 u!
I lub da animals, lotsa tymes dey are nycer den peeps, wif da BIG xception uf cheezpeeps! I just kuldn’t lib wifmyself iffin I seen da googies owt an nawt try tu du sumfing an sumfin happen tu dem. Peeps speed up my street, wun gotta semi a** chewin da nite da lektrik’s went owt kaus kidletts were owt, mine Pookie wuz tryin tu follow mii cross da street tu speak tu da neighbors an dere wuz just NO reazon fur it. (An I wuz annoyed cuz I had no innernets an wuz howt)
Teh hawt tub iz reddeye. teh tekillya iz awn teh stool wif teh candlol next tu teh tub.
Wunnerful!
**luuks at WRr wif teh grin**
U joynin me?
Mebbe, haow hurting ur leg iz?
Well, lessee….walking is possible but uncomfortable. Stairs are not a fun experience.
Crawling around, kneeling, or running? Foarget it!
Aifinkso Ai nawt joyn U dis tyme. Ai nawt want tu maek it wurs.
**showz WRr hur moast pittyfull sad fayse**
Aifinkso Ai can rubz ur bak wiffout maekin it wurs. U wantz teh blooberry oar teh lemmony smelly baf saltz?
YAY!
Lemmin, plz.
rhsb – yu sownds purty borked up. yu sure yu wantz tu cher de hawt tub?
Share a hawt tub wif a Cheezman, espeshulee WRr?
I’ll manidj.
Wel, itz nawt crauling araond, neeling, oar ruhnning!
oh, red! ai sowwy yu has an owchie!! heer, taek dese *offurs sum eyebyuprofen* an one ob dese *openz a bottlol ob beer* an mostest importentest ob awl? puts up yur leggies and wraps dem up inna blankee so dey stay nise and warm.
jest ring dis bellol ifn der is anyfing ai kin get fur yu!
owchie. mebbee yuu gets teh WERKERS CAWMP!
Prolly nawt.
Lemme tell ya folks, it tayks a SPESHUL kinda tallent to fawl down, land awn ur hanz an kneez, yet STILL ur butt hurtz!
Ai hafs a tallent lykes dat. Ai fawls downna stayrs tuu timez teh yeer!! Ai fawls downna stayrs sew muchly dat Ai dis…disl…mades mai tayle goes teh wrong wayz!
Ifinkso wii haz gud kompany as far as da “aksident prone” round heer. Boi opend da kar door fur mii tudai bein polite kause mine hands were full an managed tu nail da ewlbow awn my bad arm. Wuz soo shocked by hymes politeness it didn’t ebben hurt.
I has hitted my anklol wif teh car door – TWISE! I’m sirpryzed derez nawt a purrmanint mark.
An yu awlmost falled down da steps I falled UP da nite biifore. Mine sisters nickname frum her boifriend is Gracie. I haz da same gene.
I finkso dat shudda been my naem.
Ai klozed teh reer liftgayte ob mai SUV awn mai hed wuns, an nocked maiself awn teh grownd.
OW!
It dawned awn me 2day dat ur “reel” nayme mite be a nyse wun foar my car.
Duz u caer?
LOL Sorree nawt tew reply rite awai, ai wuz b-ing a mommy fur a wile.
Ai wood be most onnurred tew has a kar named after me.
sumfink ebil.. noe, ai meen cyuut .. noe, ebil.. diz wai comes…
Dis mebbee Vincee Prycee Cat?
Wutebbur yoo do……DONUT feed it aftur midnite!
Or get it wet!
Den u will has ELEBENTY ebil bebbehs!
3km – Gess wat! I mite be part of teh 127 Sale dis yeer!
Beg pardun Red, whut issa 127 Sale?
Iz cawled “Teh Whirled’s Longest Yard Sael”, an runz teh lenf of HWY 127, frum West Unity, OH to Gadsden, AL – 654 mielz.
go to: w w w. 127sale dot com foar moar info.
Fanks. Mai ignorinse, lets mee sho u!
Nawt ignorinse, I libbed rownd hear awlmost awl my lyfe an nawt nowed bout it til several years ago.
No prawblem!
YAY! Yu git lotsa sales dat way. Waay lotta fraffik fur yur sale. Wait, Yu nawt awn 27,how iz dat wurkin?
I’m prolly gonna rent a spawt.
I am ready tu put my hubbikat in da sale tunite. Iz munth ending. *Screams silently in my head* Um yu finkso I kuld gib sumwun $10 tu hawl hyme awai? (just kiddin, kinduf)
Dis be bebee gremlin aifinkso.
Dis be mine toi adn u no can haz.
Nawt eben fur elebenty cheezburgers?????
elebenty cheezburgers? wellll, maibe just a short play tiem?
Wall, cheezfrends, ai’m go-wing tu bed sune. Mabee inna moerning DrTinyCat’s offise wil has mai Em-R-Ai risults. Gud nite, awl!
Mwahaha! Myne iz an ebul laf!
oh noes, oh dear god in heaven
*beeping sound*
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btw….Wash lives.
Hi Cheezpeeps! I hasn’t forgotted mai frends in Cheezland butt (mmphh!) I is on hollerday in Sowf Terkey an I hasn’t had innertoobs for a while. Jest checkin in now. See youz in a few daze!
Ohai Fnark! hoap u is havin a grate hollerday!
Ohai cheezpeeps. I just wanted to pop in and say Happy Burfday to VLC. Is 142 years old today!!
{{{VLC}}}
Let’s sing their national anthem togethrer OK?
♪ ♫ O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. ♪ ♫
YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♪ ♫ Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l’épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits. ♪ ♫
*clappity clappity clappity* Wooooot! eggsalad rendishuns coyoteman an tessm!!!
Happee birfdai tew VLC!!
whut tessm singded adn… hawpeeh fursday vlc
adn a berry niec sillybrashun fur awl vlc cheezpeeps… adn… *clappityclaps fur tessm*
*wavin redanwite flagz wiv teh maplol leefs* Yay, ayh?!!! *rokkits an b’loons an fleurs fill teh sky abov Cheezland*
we sillybrates!
OMG GREMLIN! Turn On Da Lights!
thats the cutest evil I have ever seen!!
Dis kitteh wud have been a good partner in kryme foar my Butterscotch when she was littlol (well, moar littlol den she iz nao)
is that toy blowing him?
Jeez, the look on its face is like that nail fungus demon-thing from the Lamisil commercial!
lol looks like calvin from calvin and hobbes
i agree.evil always starts small.The kitten is going to take over all the kittens.Then it’s going to take over the world!
wow! thats hilarious! ahahahah! i love it soo much! expecialy the look on the kittys face! lmao
aW…dat iz won kute kitteh…dey kan be ebil tho…hab sharf klaws an teef
IT IS WEL ADORABLE UNTIL IT STRIKES
It’s baby hawkfrost! xD
do you like the warriors seriors? tigerstar probley looked like this when he had the idea to kill thunderclan!
No its wittle baby tiger star!
Taht’s wun cewt kitteh. Iz wantz tew kuddle him and make him more no ebil.
as do I…
tish cat is evil
ebil!ebil!ebil!ebil!ebil!ebil!ebil!ebil!ebil!ebil!ebil!ebil! now thats ebil!
tis play alll