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Caturday Conga Line falls prey to nap time.
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A wun a 2 a free hawp
A wun a 2 a free Zzzzz
O.o Annipuss an Nightshayde a two wae ty an a brillient sab bye Anni fore sabin Nightshayde. Hippohippoheraye.
I brings da flabored kawffee an teaz, bof icee an hat. Ai alsew bringed da desert trae frum last fred fore Noms iffn anibodee haz rum.
Ohai {{{BOM}}} Ai wud luv sum sweet tee inna mae trabel mug…(oh dotz) az ai must dew yard’n'house werk. Tyme iz short mae grad skool dawter’n'fam flyin’ in at noon 2marrow!!! BBL (iffin ai R luky inna 9 hrs!)
OM; Yeah fore famblee bisit – iffn ur famblee gitz long, mine doent – hab funfunfun an fudfudfud
{{{{OM an famblee}}}
Tankz!! Bom, u R rite! Fun’n'Fud!! Wii plan 2 hab lunch at deh bestest Thai Nom bc mae kiddlet lublublub teh Aisan quee-zeen. She spent deh month inna Viet Nam bizitin’ adn noez her quee-zeen. Wish mii luk at cleanin, fren, ai need it!!!
Ai keepz mi toez crossed, butt (snerk) iffn she grewed up wiff U, iz nawt sew important tu kleen, she haz seed da howse at eetz worse (abter a sweep-ober wif her gurlfrenz) aifinksew.
Hab U gotta rearview mirror fur mae lif?
LOL..{{{sweet fren Bom}}}
Itteh Bitteh Concatshoelaces Committeh!
minutes from last meeting: sillybrated in traditional style, conga rats invited for refreshments. meeting adjourned when rats were gone.
Memo tu refreshmint committee: Rats nawt properly sauteed.
What’s the update on the chemical-spraying & your kitty, jd?
Teh spraying iz gowing ahed, nuffing I can du to stop it. Tessm iz being owned by Cat, who I will get back dis ebening. I gotted a qwik update from Tessm last nite, saying Cat had lurned how to dig thru teh bed in teh spare rume. I’m hoping she’ll eiber emayo/eketchup oar powst heer on how fings wur dis morning.
All togebber nao … Conga-Nap!
LOL
Shhhhhhhhhhh!!! Dem sweeping!!!
Oh no. Four floofeh floofs.
Blargh! Ai ar ded!!!
*sweep up DchDT’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Phew! Fanks Annipuss!!!
Four floofeh floofs. Dat souns liek a Chrismiss song!
Fyv Ooooorange wuuuunnnnsss!!!
Four floofeh floofs.
Free french fries.
Too turtle knecks.
An a beer…
In a treeeeee.
I finso deh splort haz affected ur braynez, Dave.
*tukz Dave bak intu floofy blankeee…..
U just stay heer and resting sum moar.
Gentlee taks hawt cholit out of Dave’s hand an gibs himz choklit martoonie insteed.
Mmmmm toklit toonis.
Onoes! Teh MacKenzeeez eerwurm!!! An five munfs urlee, tu …
Coz iz Kehnehdeh Dai! Put awn yur thnken tookz
Dey be Conga Cats ravver den Conga Rats, aifinkso.
*splort*
*sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankies, Annipuss. Ai did nawt eben haz teh tiem to secure mah CHRG. Too … much … kyootness!!!!
*averts eyes*
Phew. Dat wuz close.
Oh nooo, ai waz jus gonna issue deh extreem SPRORT alert!!!
Annipuss 2 deh reskeuw!! {{Anni,NS&AP}} Itz sew gud 2 bee bak wif healffy ‘puter!! BBL!
Ai hez got tew get dis trainnin tew res-q dem victimz of the U-NO-WAT! Ai tried las nite an Ai beleeb teh poor gurl spired, *sigh*
Iz nawt a tuff ting 2 dew! {{Op_sMama}} Gib it a try..eberwon gibbz it a twist ov dere own!! Adn wii als lub deh funy & unique! Hope yur dewin’ gud, yesh? smooz’n'snorgle
Whut traneing? Ai figgered, won nite, noebuddee else araond, ai’d jest hav tu du mai bestes at it. And tehn jest a feu LOL’s ago, sumwon borrowud mai rescu tu halp anudder cheezpeep. Jest du it!
*gibs op_sMama a 00Elebenty Lisens Tu CCC*
Oh, mai, an ai wuz juss gonna gib a splort warnin.
Dey ar sertinlee splortayshus kittehs!
*sweeepy-sweepy teh brayns intu teh brayn-bukkit*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparklin minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns bakk intu teh brayn-bawx*
*fitty-fitty teh cranium boanz bakk onna hedd*
*tayp-tayp wiff teh dukky-tayp*
*apply noo chrg(wdoi)*
Der nao, heerz a nys cheezmap blankee adn sum chokklit possums.
Sit kwiet heer in the splort recubbery lownj, adn lukk owt on teh Mu meddo.
Adn heerz sum protektib gogguls. Tayk cayr!
Fankies, AP!
*adjusts gogguls so az to nawt messin up hur hares*
*nibblols chokklit possum*
*purrrrrrrrs*
Dey r playin sleepfwog
tee hee. gud funneez. and deh are kulorz
co-ordinated
Lol! Dat desurbs sum cheezburgers!
.
Sleepfwog! Az cyoot az teh kittehs!
oh Hai!! I just cameded bakk frum an egg skurshun up deh hill….. And guess wut I saw????
Gib up?? dey wuz deerz!! u kin seeing dem heer
Put ur CHRG on, deh babeh iz sooooo kewt!!!
Dems iz purdee, unuzual tyme fore da dearz tu bee out dough. Ai fought dey onlee cumed out at dawn/dusk tu run cross the roadz.
Deh deerz here iz not egg zakklee tame, but dey b berry tolerant uv deh peepz…. dis b deh only plais i haz ebber seen deh deer in deh wild hoo b so used tu peepz.
Oh hai cweenmj!! I hassa a new kitten dat I be fostering for a month…him so cute an tiny!! Da cats nawt happytail wif dis…dey like old granpa’s dat has a hyper two year old!!
Kyoot! Ai took mai kidlets tew LaPine State Park a cuppla weeks ago an we saw deer tehere, tew. An skeeters teh size ob deer … *grumbull grumbull*
iz da skeeters yur state bird??
No, no, owr state burd iz teh … er … hold on, it will kome tew me, ai kno dis wun … um … izzit teh Orrygun Grape?
Dey iz so byootimus, cweenmj!!! Fankies fur sharin teh pics wif us.
Joisey toinpyke at 4:30 on July 2, when wun jerkface hits the brakes unexpektedly tings go fum bad to wurst inna hurry.
Bad tu kyoot?
Dey maeks teh kar linky-sawsage awn teh Ai-yi-yi Nime Tee Fayv?
Thankz to awl cheezfrenz who wuz so supportive of me and Samson on erlier thred- {{{cheezfrenz}}}}- u guiz iz de best!!!
Iffn ai kin ad mi sowreez, ai asked mi Oliber an Jimmy tu welcome Samson at da bridj an show himz all da bestes nappy pwacez.
{{{LVC an Samson}}}
Ohai BOM_MOMME (aiz nawt showtin!
)
Teh otter dai yu axed ifn ai is teh beeg Afrikan-kitteh laik a Lyon oar teh smallo wun. Ai is axshoeallee African Wild Cat. Luks laik a dusty tabby wiv a slitelee flattish hed an tuftee eers.
Hai AfriCat!! Yur discripshun iz liik African version ov deh Wilde Yuropeen Cat, ifinksoyesh. Know Y oginal wilde catz in yurp hab stripez? Dey fink itz 2 proteck wilde cat curled inna sleep onna rock bc it wud luk liik snake from air 2 eagle’n'hawkz! Kool?
=^!^=
{{{AfriCat}}} mi naem iz nawt shout, iffn ai new den what eye noes now, wood haz mad mi naem liddlol ledderz.
Fanks fore da informashun, ai likz mi cat wild, dey seem tu has moer fun caus dey getz tu chase moer fings.
sry for your loss {{{luvscatsva}}}}
*whispers* Samson is still dis sied uv teh brij – him is bein treetid fur a nabsiss
*puts a “closed” sine on brij sew kittehs will stay dis side – at leest until teh sine falls off*
{{Luvscatsva and Samson}}
Dere are lots ob our frenz in teh medow, and Samson wil has lots ob frenz to help him settle in.
Samson sayz- “Ai’m nawt ded yet!”
Am sew sorri Samson, ai waz an da cheezfred todae alsew an sumone crossed da bridj; am ai cundent member who.
Lettuce noe wen himz sayin, “Aiz gettin beddur!”
{{Samson}} Pleze get betterer becoz yor momma is berry worried. Lots of peeps is sending U bof positive beems.
i wented bakk an seed wut happend, glad samson iz still on dis side ob brij!! gud fing yoo fownded teh pleh nasty absess on time. my kittehs haz had dis too, dunno if frum rassling wif eech ovver or frum fings owtside. yoo taked gud care ob him an heer are me an shiro and tora’s wishes for a speedy recobery! (if him haz to take pillz, teh Greenies brand pill pokkits wurk wonders! also puttin a hot pakk, ob a very warm washclof on teh woond sevral times a day helps keep it drayning so kan heel kleenly. haz had a liddle TOO much egg speryense wif dis.)
(pee ess, did yoo see, yoo gotted a speshul custum lolku frum jack?
)
oops, i meen kumo. tora iz shiro’s preevyus bruvver hoo haz goned ober teh brij.
but i’m shur him hopes samson gets betterer soon an not goze to teh brij qwite yet too.
oh yesh! teh lolku wuz teh awsum!
Sam-Sam’s wuz onna top uv hed. 
an let mee add mai nayme to teh list uv peeps whut haz had kitteh wiv stinkee absess.
ai lurned taht kitteh’s skin haz ebolbed too heel over verree kwiklee, beecuz other kittehs haz poynty endz too! but can bakfyre if punkshur woond gets infectid.
Yup! Dem quicky-heeling kittehz needz a carfull exam ebery weak oar so…mae ol Venus was liik dat 2. Wii got sew wii did moast of her care..cat wranglin’ wii called it butt (!) cud nawt afford elebenty-hunerd moniez each tyme. Old age mellowed Venus adn itz wazn’t prob las 1/2 lif.
{{{Samson}}}
Yoo r getting berri *SQUEE!*py…
Aw, purrty lil kuddle puddle!
Dominoze game goes awry
Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Intercitteh saef in stashion.
Dis must be teh Edinburru sleeper trayn.
Mine teh gap, noo!
Cuteness overload!!!
Camping out fur tix tu teh Cat Steevins cawnsert?
*takes wun look, squeals lowdly*
TABBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHZZZZZZZZZZZ!
*CLONK!*
*falls ober ded*
*stands up; looks arownd; sees nobody is lukking; tucks 2 tabbehs into each pokkit and RUNS AWAY WIF A KWIKNISS!!!!!!!*
Hey!- whut happened to de tabbeh cuddel puddel??
Aw darnit…(ooh dots) I wuz gonna do dat!
*reaches into grimlin’s pokkit and helps herself to a fuzzy tabbeh babeh*
*runsawaiwiffaquikness*
jd rushes ober wib teh CCC. Sweeps up brayns. sweepsweepsweepsweep. Finds teh cuteness sensitibity valve haz borked adn replaces it wib wun dat releeses steem pressure via teh eers. Cleens braynes wib chokklit martoonie, den rinces in catnip oil. Replaces braynes in hed adn ducktaypes hed up. Replaces eber-reddy battries in hart adn presses starter button. Puts a CHRG on yu adn tuks yu in bed.
Moast intresting resque, jd!
Fank yew! Teh cuteness sensitibity valves aer a noo part ob teh CCC reskoo kit adn may sabe untowld cheezpeeps from teh effeks ob massib lebels ob cuteness.
Wow, jd! What a grayt reskyew! I feels privilejed! {{jd}} Thankx!
Theyr plottin wurld domino-shun.
SSSSSSQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
…ok, I’m done now!
heerz burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding West River Rat!! by speshul rekwest frum teh burfday boi, i haz bringed pi’z!! all kinds ob pi – cherry, blooberry, applol, punkin, lemmin mering, cocomutts kreem, chonklit silk, umm *finks ob more pi’z* sweet tater, raizin (dis wuz teh burfday fairy grampa’s favrit), bananananana kreem, an any ovver pi yoo kan fink ob, all being prodoosed by teh Neber-Ending Pi an Cuppycaek Oven©®™! also fronsch banilalila i skreem, sparkly party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif remote-control flying motorsikkles, inflatable neon-colured gittars, kandee, an colur-it-yorself bebbeh zombie stikkers wif elebenty-six crayns in byootiful bebbeh zombie colurs wif bilded-in sharperner!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Happitayle birfdai WRR! can ai interest u in a tabbeh??
OH iz dat rasin pi teh sour creem raisin pi? Iz mai faborit tu. Ur gampa had gud tayst.
Fank U BF. U can stawp adn haz sum pi tu? Oar duz U has otter burfdais tu get tu?
hoppy birday to u!! {{{WRR}}}
if taht’s yor favrit tehn tahts wut it iz!
teh Neber-Ending Pi an Cuppycaek Oven©®™ kan making any speshul order instintly!!
i bleeve i’ll stop an hab sum pi. my favrit, applol-cramberry!! *nomnomnoms pi*
Happi birfdai WRR an mennee maor 2 follo!
happytayl birfday WRr. Hopez dis be a bery gud dai fur u. {{{{{WRr}}}}}
Oh yass iz berry gud dai, Mai goggies nawt haz teh hartwurmz so dem nawt needz teh pleh medicinz.
Dr borked-vet nawt haz teh gud dai, hur got kikked in teh nee bai teh nawt happee bull mundane.
ooooh, happy birfday Wrr!!!!!!!
Happitale birddai tu u, WRr!
Hoppy Burfingdai WWR!!!!
happy burfday West River Rat!!
*noms cherry pi, gibs WRr old fambly resipee for rayzin pi, by odd coinkydink my grampa also liekd teh raisin pi too*
I is SO excited!! Dis my FIRST front page pitchur!!! I maded teh front page!!!
Kewl piktur!
Conga ratz. Awn teh nawt sekkund front payj.
conga rat yoolayshuns!!
Cawngratchewmalayshuns!! Beree gud capshunnin’, aifinkso!
Ohai Cheezpeeps! Ai can haz yor attenshun fur jest a momint? Iffin dere be ne peeps in da Phoenix, Arizona area wanting 2 babeh tabbehs (one grey, one orinj but not poysin) a laydee I work wiff is halping a frend gib dem awai. Da laydee sez dey are bout 8 weeks old and dey alreddi haz demz shots and be fixed.
Ai wantz but no can haz. *pouts*
Kitteh pielup mes
Bin follahwen tu closlee
Droov rite awp mii butt
Happitayl Canada Day to awl owr Cheezpeeps frum VLC!!!
Canada ownli haz wun day a yeer? Ohhhhhhh, DAT Canada Day.
:snerk:
**Red comez in, stawmpin an wif fyre in hur eies**
GGGRRRRR….
Folks, ifn u nawt kno hao to dribe teh rodes, STAY OUTTA TEH COUNTREE!
Traffik nawt gud todai, red?
Nawt nesesarilee traffik, purr se, butt….. u nawt kin go down a hill at 30 mph an egg-speck to mayk it bak up teh nexst wun!
Stoopy gass saebbing meshure, ainfinkso?
Nope, jes stopy dribur!
S
P
L ”
O
R
T!!!
*sweep up jerseybarb’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
awww fank u anni, but ai haz some quistons. like wat iz (wdoi)? an’ wat is chokolight possum? Ai do not speek lolcat berry gud, so bare wid me. (or go bare wid me, nudge nudge, wink wink)
ohai jerseybarb. (wdoi) meenz (wif drawings on it) wich meenz taht teh chikkin-hed rubber glub iz decoratbly decorated wif drawings, such az lolephants, etc. also, teh chonklit possums iz to heel teh splortage (teh choclit part) an cownterakt fyootur splortage az a anti-kyoot mezzur (teh possum part, sinse mostly possums are not being regardinged az kyoot). hope taht helps!
duz yoo liv in jersey? my sister lives in north jersey, iz furst wun in owr fambly to live Bakk Eeast sinse teh 1860′s! we just vizitinged her ther in May. iz most byootimus an green tehr!
fanks for the explamation! ai used t’ live in jersey. Ai am a hoosier now, but ma hoosier friends tink I haz “joisey” accent, so dey call me “jersey barb”
ah, ok. my hubby’s sister an her fambly livs in indianapololpolis! we nebber been tehr, tho.
L
IGNORE THIS “L” put it in wrong place by mistake
oops
Must’ve been a stray SPLORT shard.
Monorail kittehs derailments?
iz a pile-up on teh line.
Iz da PRINGLE GANG!!! runz…..
Dem kittehs r on da sleepr trayn on da Catanooga Chyoo Chyoo…
do do do do do-do *snorez*
Conga, conga, con– Zzzzzzz. (We endz teh conga line… evntually, mebe 2-3, days… mebe munths)
MAN TRAIN