Frank, can we please

Frank, can we please stop and ask for directions
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Frank, can we please stop and ask for directions
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: dunno source via Advanced Lol Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Admitt it – we aer lawst
congra tumalashuns annie! well done!
FangQ!
If yu don’t care were yu aers, yu ain’t lost.
… or if u duzzint know where ur goin.
…or iffin it’s a shortcut, i swear honey.
Wun uf my hubbikats cousins or sumfin started most uf her stories wif “We were lost and…” Her an her hubbi traveled around in a motor home. Shii wuz da funni.
am i korregt in gessin dat ur cuzzin’s hubbie was very sloe 2 azk direkshunz?
ohai chocolateSamus! haznt seed yoo in a long time (or iz it just me taht yoo haznt seed in a long time?)
bofe iz troo. i wuz going awn adventurez wile ai wuz gon. teh call ob dootie, iz lowd.
ohai {{{{3km}}}} ai finkso owr cween mite noze sumfing abowt that.
Gettin lawst iz fun!
Know madder where ewe go… dere ewe are!
*sign sez “U r heer”*
“hao duz tehy knoe dat????”
theyz watching yoo!!
Conga ratz anni.
Ai will maek U teh niec cukemumber sammich?
* cutz teh scones in haff, spredz teh anise flavr buddur awn teh scone haffs. Adz teh fresh sliced yello duch umyums, slice teh cukemumberz awn tawp uf teh umyums. Add teh green olibez fur gud luuks. Sawlt an peppurz tu tayste.
Surbs it opun fayce awn teh playt wif teh celeree stalkers adn teh peace uf carrut caek*
Ai hoep u lieks it.
O.o Iffn ai memberz correctlee, didnt LCB had da restrinin order or sumfing? Noe can haz staukerz.
Iz Okai, Teh celereez nawt haz been serbed yet.
teehee!!
oh, DATS whut a cukumbr sammich iz maed of b’sides cukes n bred! schweet! i hadz herd of cucumbr sammiches wen we red Teh Importince ob Beein Ernest fer Eeenglish, nd ai had had a curiositee fer a lawng lawng tiem!
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keep tohse frum Alfred kitteh, he will eetz awl ob tehm up alawng wif teh muffenz!
Dey can be maid frum lawts uf fings. Sum peepz liek just teh cukes adn teh bred. Ai nawt frum TTI so ai nawt shur haow dem is ’suppozed’ tu be maid.
Ai just duz tehm teh wai mai frens adn ai liek dem.
WRr – yu kin make doz fur mee ennytyme – day sounds nom,nom,nom…but (!) cept mebe I’d leav awf de awlives.
No – it shud be jus past doze treez ober there. Donut u trustify meh?
men have no sense ob direction, isssa fact, dey only ask wen wife starts naggin lol!
Teh ownlee reezun men taek dere wibes wiv dem iz soe dey haz sumwun 2 ask direkshuns!
… or sumwun besides demselves to blayme if dey duz getting lost.
ob korse she caint read a map – her koncept of hep is to nag. Dat is why mens pertend to be lost – dey looking fer a really remoat spot to drop dem orf so dere is sum peese an kwiet.
ob corse menz iz bedder @ reedin maps! onlee teh mael mynd cud conseeve ob wun eench eekwalling a hunnerd miels!
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taht iz a quote frum a shoe btw. ferget whut shoe.
um, SHOW. i was doing lolspeek bak there liek alwaiz, nd i spelld teh naem ob futware bai aksident! sry!
I do too hab a sens ob direcshun! I noe dat dat way iz…… ummmm…. dat! Adn iz dis way tu teh fuds. I fink. Maybe.
eest? ai thot u sed weest!
* getz awn teh sope bawks *
Ai hates tu tellz U dis but dem Ar boff laydee deerz. No manz gawted tehm losted tudai.
Doan’t spoyl a gud fred wiv fakts!
Ai iz teh troll,Iz whut ai du. Besyd, eberywun noze teh man deer iz wayting in teh warm bed fur teh wifes tu shuvvlol teh drive.
*noddlenoddlenoddle* Is truf! Mens haz wimmins fur shubbling snoes. *noddlenoddlenoddle*
Oh, really? I missed dat memo, Ifotso dat wuz wat my adolescent boi wuz for. Hmm, pleez nawt tu tell hyme.
they gots to be gud for sumfing
Ai wont iffn yew wont!
waitwaitwait…
iffin ai iz correkt in gessin taht u knu tehy wuz bofe doez kuz neither wun haff teh antlers…
doan mael deer shed tehre antlerz inteh fawl nd regroe tehm inteh spring????
Teh mael deerz shed teh antlurs in teh wintur. Ai noze dem is does becuz ai huntz dem a lawt adn haz studified teh habbitz uf teh deerz.
mael deerz is teh wunz dat get huntified teh moast, so dey wayt tu see if iz sayf befoar dem cross teh meadowz.
Iffin dey boff laydeez, dey must bii goin owt tu find da losted mens.
An’ wat iz a laydy deer doing being called “Frank”?
Frankly my dear,…………… I don’t know.
her iz Francine deer akshully.
Duzn’t matter, teh whirled needs more Franks!
Is shawrt for Frances?
AI knew a girl named Michelle dat wuz called Mike 4 shawrt.
An Samantha named Sam…
Mi “ur in deep doodoo” naem waz Mikey…short fore Laurence Michael witch waz wat ai waz aposed tu bee named. Ai maed da mystak an waz bornded a gurl insteed.
OOooo! Diz iz shuch a MAN ting!!!
(doze diz maak ennewon elze crazzee 2?)
*runs in an pouncez on OtherMother*
Hihihihihihi. Ai R glad U had da gud birfdae.
Did U git mi card?????? Huhhuhhuhhuh??????
Didya sea mi nawt old abatar?????????????
BluesFan maeded eet fore mii.
Ohai dair BOM!! {{BOM}} *Rassrassle wif Bom & hedbonk 2* Sry ai did nawt git yur card. Ai luuked butt(!) nuffink…(oh dotz) Ai’ll go bak un doooble chek. Deh abatar is kool, bery patreeotick! BRB
Muss b on Cownty Rode in bootifyll flatt Midly Oest You Ess A. Awl rite anglolz ebrywherz, awl luk alieks!
i told yoo we shuld hab taked taht left turn at albukerkee!
Therrr arrr no La Brrrea Tarrr Pit in Scotland!
Skotland’s berning…
Eehhh…Ai shudda toind lef aht Albakirkee
GMTA!!
O funnee! Yu oz mii ah beah
An ai bin frum Tooson tuh Toucan Carry,
Frum Hatch a Pee 2 Tone A Paw,
Dribben ebbry kinda rigg dats evver bin maed,
Dribben teh bak rodez sow ai wooden git wade . . .
…♫♫adn iffen yu givs meh
weeeeeed, whyte sand weinnnnnnn,
adn yu show meh a sine,
tehn ai’l be willinn,
to beh moobin….♫♫
Feats nawt failz meh naow?
Ai and kittehs lib awn road dat the not-wayed truckers taek. Iz awlso shorter cutt, hi pot tenuous an awl dat.
Awlso, Ai has driben tu Tone A Paw. Dey useded tu hunt teh silber dere.
Ai resembles dis saawng, Aifinkso.
Ai spent abowt ten yeers ov mai growingup just 20-odd myles frum Tucumcari–(here in NM)–adn has been to Tucson; so between us, Angelwaits, we gotten this saawng pretti much covvered, essept foar Tehatchapi. Ani Calif Cheezfrends gonna compleet teh “three degrees of separation from teh Little Feat Lyrics” chain?
ifinkso owr GPS iz borkded.
it nawt unnerstand lolspeak das wai
et goez n2 italian wifout ur egspress nollij.
“a la sinistra! A LA SINISTRA!!”
GMTA, lunarmommy (O, hai), but eye bee layte, dat’s wut happenz win yoo reed teh commints and freds backwords.
Ur gettin colder, Frank.
OH Deer!
doe u think we shud hve turned right back at teh house?
Olny if ewe wants to buck teh traffik
Stawp fawning ober mii!
Just a few more myles, I know wear I iz goin!
but duz u knoe hao 2 git der?
Umm, yeah, sure I do!
2 da toon ahf “Bloin een da win”….”How manee rodz mus a man wak down…befor hii admitz hii is loss?” (nawt ahriginl tu mii)
@@@@@@@@@@@FTW!!!!
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The meaning ub lyf, da unibers, an ebreefing!!1!1
Hitchy Hikerz guy-d 2 teh Galak-zzzz, FTW!
Knot Sekond!
75th!!!!!!
U iz nawt lost until u dunt noez wair u r, AND u dunt noez how tu git wair ur going, AND u can’t git back tu wair u duz now wair u iz.
Oh hai, cween!!!
dears can has GPS?
(an Kitkay, kneeds won, two!)
Oh hai, Kitkay!!
*wavez floofy pawz tu deh sowfeest.
I hopez u haz a happeetayl day tuday!!
Oh my CC!! Mii an hubbikat just had da grand adventure uf da nehborhood. Neighbors dogs gitted owt an I wuz tryin tu bii nyce kaus dey nawt home an well, it awl went down hill frum der! Maded a lady mad dat lives an teh otter street kaus her dowg gitted owt tu tu chase otter dogs. An at da same tyme hubbi tryin tu git baby Cardinal byrd otta street so it nawt git runned obber, an big goggie runs by an scoops it up in hymes mouf. I witness a MURDER! Butt (!) after more runnin an xercise den I hab had in 3 munths 2 uf da 3 dogs are bak in der fence. An wyle awl diz is going awn I’m scoopin up my kat’s so dey nawt eat da bebbeh burd. Whew!
wao! yu is gud samarratin an a lifsabing angil!
I nawt kuld save da bebbeh burd.
Wii tryed tho. Da dawgs dat git owt da most kan klimb da fence, so I put dem up an next thing yu know dey runnin down da street.
Oh-oh, tyme fur deh nayboorz 2 fortify dere fence!
A coil of barbed wire wud do it–als wayz deh lubbly homey curb appeal, 2!
but yu traied, and dat’s whut matturz!!!
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Ai had tu build teh roof awn mai kennul. teh goggie kept climbing teh 6 ft fens. so ai putted teh hawgwire obur teh tawp. him nawt get aowt enny moar.
we haz a naybur whuse dogs get owt a lot too. wunse their golden-type goggie ranned rite up and jumped in mai kar!
*sets up beacon 4 Jack Deth*
…..JD
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Would have been funnier if the caption author had photo-shopped antlers on “Frank.”
Mayle deere luse thayre antlyrs byfor wyntr – antlyrs r uzed fur maytyng rytual perpuses, nd r tu heevy nd impraktikal tu keepe whyn maytying seeson is uvr. Eny wun whu noze deere wud spotte thee fotoshaupe ryt uwai .
Ai’m wif yu, Donna, ai onlee heer deh huntin’ storeez und ai fot..mamma deerz!
Donna FTW =^!^=
I forgot about that – thanks for correcting me.
AAAALP! I think i am dying
Lol, except for “Frank” is a doe.