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yu habs da rite ideea, aifinkso! ai wil has wun ob eech!!
minerva99…yu habs da purrfect ideea…aifinkso 2!
yu hab da ideea b4 mee, so yu gets wun ob eech!
Conscratchuleishuns!!
Dere is a blanke fur wrappin her in an evebyfing! Awwwww!
Conga ratz fur teh nawt sekkund!!!
Wii haz teh cheezburgers foar noms uf coars.
U can haz wif enny cheez u wantz.
Also can haz choyse uf horsey radiches, spicey mustards, mushy ruumz, tommy toes, unyums, lettiss, green peppurz, cat soupz (nawt maed wif catz), adn piklols.
Foar drinks U can haz ennyfing teh bartendur wantz tu maek U.
I beddeer have the ICHC kinda cheeseburgers. Teh doctorTInyCat says I shud nawt ever again eet the reel wuns! It’s dribe me to drink, butt he says cant haf dat, eiffer. Sigh.
Haz U asked abawt teh elk oar teh venisun? Mai dadkat nawt can haz red meetz frum teh suppur markit. But him can haz teh lo Klesteroyl bufflo oar elk oar venisuns.
oooo! ai nebber haded teh elk, but ai lubs teh vennysun! ai haded carryboo wen ai wuz awn vakayshun in cannydah an it was nomirrifik! is bery tendur an joosie, an habs a bery mield gamee flavur. whut iz da elk flavur?
elk?!?!?! blechy…
ohai awl – storie uv mai lyf – layt tu de partee – RL on *Boca Burgers* RL off – wif tommy toes, an unyums, lettiss an mayo an choyse uf cheezs – NOM!
ai lurvs teh boca burgers… ai nawt veggamatarian butt (!) ai injois lawts uv teh veggie adn soy fuds!
ai prefur da gahdenburgerz, maiself! ai am an ahmneevore, purrsonallee, but ai dated a veegun onse and ai likded soem ob da fuds he made.
ai usta lub goen intu one ob da resteeraunts in cambirige an orderen da veggeeburger (der’s lots ob veggeematarians and veeguns on cambirige) but den asken fur cheez an bakon awn it! dey awlwaes gibs me da funneh luks!
West River rat…yu gotta food sho? Ingreenmets
for burgers sew delishoos…lotta fieburr on that
temtin boffay!
No sho, Ai haz teh face dat nawt liek teh camras adn teh voyce dat maeked teh moozik teechur cri.
West River rat…yu got gud taste an lotta STILE!
Also u phunni…
Whutta stoopy kweschun!
Adn whutta nawt stoopy kitteh. (s)he iz holdin up fiev pointee endz. Wantz fiev cheezburgerz plsthx.
An wif a shweet lidl fuzzeh fayce liek dat, hoo culd deeny her anyfing, expeshally a cheezbergr oar five?
I wud gibs dat bebbeh wutevvur him/hur wantz.
whu wud ask sucha fing?
Bebbeh HappyCat!
SSSPPPPLLLLOOORRRTTTTT!!!!
Darnit, Red! Yu shud know bedder dan tu come heer wifout protetshun! Yu is an experiensed ICHC peep! 911! CCC! Halp! We has an extendeded splort heer!
Nawt dat yu didn’t have kauz, uf korse. Iz kyute kitteh bebbeh. Duz sumwun have a shuvel? An maybe a mop?
I’ll uze a spoon an dis paper plate. Only fing around for rinsing teh brains iz teh juise in dis piclol jar, tho. I hope sumwun comes soon an saves you from my saving you!
HappyCat, teh urly years!
A-B-S-O-L-U-T-E-L-Y!!!
!!! SPLORT !!!
Oh Hawlp!! PootyTat is down!
*Runs in wif da portable CCC*
*kwikly scoops up PT’s brains an gibs dem gud washin wif sparkly waters. Karefully paks dem bak intu her head an replaysed a brain bones. Karefully wraps da sparkly dukky tape round and round. Puts awn X-tra streghth CHRG. Places PootyTat in a nyce rucubber chair an wraps in nyce soft cheezmap blankie* Here sip diz nyce chokolite martoonie an bii kareful nawt tu look tu long at da kyoot bebbeh kittehs.
** Whew!! **
That was traumatic!! Thanks for the reskew 3km!!
Yu welkome!! *Sits down besyde PootyTat an hazza drink mineself.*
oh, red! ai wil safe yu!
scuups up al ov red’s braynez an washes off da piklol juise
mmm… piklols… *nomnomnomnom*
OOPS!! sowwy…
ok, putz da braynez bak inna kraneal kabbity
*patty patty pat*
stiks da hole fing doewn wifs da dukky taep
*ffffffppppp! ffffffppppp! ffffffppppp!*
fitz awn da nu chrg (wdoi) and adds moar dukky taep
*ffffffppppp! ffffffppppp! ffffffppppp!*
nao sit heer and drink dis choklit. ai wil tuk yu in wifa comfee blankee
*tuk, tuk, tuks in da feeties*
dere, yu shud be ok inna littlol while
Oh fankyoo, minerva!
An fanks to yoo too, carosue.
U guies sabed my lief. {{{hugs}}}
Minerva – Fanks foar gittin rid of teh pikklol joos.
Pikklols – DO NAWT LYK! Pleh.
no wurriez. ai lubs da piklols an ai wil sabe yu frum dem bai nomming dem awl!
Noo-borne HappyCat awreddy knowed whut him wannid.
iz twu fings abuv awl inna kitteh geenz –
1. deesyre foar cheezburgurs
2. deesyre foar whurld domeenashuns!
an dey awlwaez get whut dey wantz caws da kyoot iz in dere geenz, tuu!
Omigoodnesses himz iz wun KYOOOOOT Kitteh!!!
hay, ebreybodee! luuk! up dere inna aer!! iz dat a lolifant onna majik karpit?!?!?!
*grabs up kitteh in teh blankee an runz awae wifakwikness*
Yes, I lyke cheezeburger wif bakon pleez! Howld da veggies.
3km – U has teh emayos.
Wuz it da “bebbeh nawt mine” bidieo?
Dere’s anuthur wun.
*Runs tu check!*
ROFLMAO!!! Oh, how manni tymes haz I sung dat song!!
*SPLORT! *
oh noes! dis be a multi-splort okashun!!
scuups up al ov catslave’s braynez
washes braynez caerfullee in da sink
putz braynez bak inna kraneal kabbity bery gentlee
an pat dem in plase
*patty patty pat*
putz awn da peeses ob hedbone
stiks da hole fing doewn wifs da dukky taep
*ffffffppppp! ffffffppppp! ffffffppppp!*
fitz awn da nu chrg (wdoi) and adds moar dukky taep
*ffffffppppp! ffffffppppp! ffffffppppp!*
nao ai wil tuk yu intu yur sawft blankee
*tuk, tuk, tuks in da feeties*
duz yu want yur choklit hawt oar cold? ai habs sum icee cawfee tu
yu jes rest heer inna dekchare an yu shud be ok inna littlol while
************ DANGER!! DANGER!! *************
Major SPLORT alert has been issued! Please to tighten all CHRGs with or without doi!!
We’ve already had many splortages (including me! Shows how much I need y braynes!). Please to stop by the CCC tent and pick up more ducky tape!!!!!
tosses an extra ‘m’ above to fill in where needed! ^^
Ai luked thru teh new lols wifaquickness an gessed taht teh CCC wuz wurking overteim tudai.
O NOEZ
Um, Aihazakweschun… CHRGs? Doi? CCC? Fanky.
Hey RB! Try going to:
Here for more info relating to the acronyms…
OOOOOOHHH!!! Okies, Fanky fanky!!
ohai, rosebud!
da chrg is akronim foar “chiken hed rubbur glov” an it can be had wifs or wifsowt drarings awn it (wdoi). mai chrg habs beeg fiftees-stile flowurs awn it…
*turnz hed tu let rosebud admayr mai chrg posies*
an da ccc is da mostest importent ob awl. it stanz foar “sumfing crash cart” (ai furgetted da nawt-sekund wurd). iz fur da peepz who habs a splort when dere braynez cannawt handlol da kyoot.
Aifinkso dis beez impawtant stuffs!! Ai mostded had teh splort wifs DIS kitteh!! Speshullee wiff teh ubber bebeh kitteh wifs meows too! Muches kyoots in wun dai!!! *Whew*
Aifinkso yuu haz teh pwettee chrg!!
wai, fanks yuu rb!
heer, ai wil gibs yu one ob mai chrgs, an ai wil put any peexture yu want awn it!
*tuks chrg ober rosebud’s hed, an getz owt artmarkurz foar dekkyrating*
Hmmm…. aifinkso ai wantses teh CHICKENS on teh CHRG!! Teehee.
eggsalid choise!!
*drawz peekshure ob a beyuutimus cheekin awn rb’s chrg*
an ai wil add sum dukky taep to help keep da chrg in plase
*fffffffpppp, ffffffppp, ffffffppp!*
dere. an eben dow it is dukky taep, ai wil put cheekin feetz awn it, soz yur cheekin can habs da feetz hangin down frum yur hed!
*addz drawins ob cheekin feets awn eiver sied ob rb’s hed*
YAAAAYY!!!!! Fanky foh teh BEUUUUUTIMUS CHRG!!! Fanky tuu foh teh xtramus dukky taep. Teh kyoots iz owt in teh TONS todai! Ai needzez teh xtry protecshun!!!
U haz teh fren reqwest! plz tu sai yes!!
Fanky foah teh fren reqwest, butt (!) Ai no ken says yesh, sewsorree. I no noes ennybuddy heer to says yesh. Net Admin Hubby has a angwee wen ai has teh frens I no noes lots!
U are noo heer?
Welkum. Pls haz teh cheezburger wif awl teh condi mintz awn it. Adn U can haz wun of teh Pinny Gigz guiness’ Ai ‘burroed’ it while him wuz hiding from teh LCB
* handz RB teh cheezburger adn teh mug uf Guinness *
Ai beez a lurker aifinkso. Ai maekses teh com mints onlees wen teh kyoots beez splorty. Butt (!) Aifinkso ai needzez tuu com mints moah awftens.
Fanky foah teh cheexburger anna guinness!
CHRG+ Chicken headed rubber glove
W/doi = With drawing on it
CCC Cuteness Crash Cart
Fanky!
ohai RB {{RB}} cum owt tu play ennytyme…iffn ewe deesydes tu add frens, pls tu fren me. ** Extends fluffy paw of frenship.**
Awww, so cute =D
i wunt cheezburger too
^_^
*wanderz frew Cheezland on way tu git reddy fur werk.
*seez Xtreem kewtness
S P L O R T
Gud fing I duzn’t need mai braynz at werk.
Tu bad i didn’t haz enuf braynz left fur turning off deh bold… *sigh*
naw, diz iz a werld-klass splortublol pikshur!
OH noze. A splort and hur iz going wurkin!
** sweep up teh brayns wif teh swiffur
Rins in teh shampayn uf beerz
carfuly pak teh brayns in teh cheezpeepz lunsh bawks tu keep fresh
Add teh sham paynz and chokklit possumz fur laytur
Dukky tayp teh lunsh bawks so no braynz leek aowt
Lablol teh lunsh bawks so no wun tries tu nom them.
rap inna hunnurd dollar cheezpeep blankit *
Ai hoep dat wurks.
Ai forgottid.
* send teh bawks bai ichc eggspress tu cweenmj’s jawb *
Ai shr hoep no wun tries tu nom teh brayns!! Ai hoep dere iz no lunchyboks steelers at hur wurks!!!!!!!
*Pais bisit to cweenmj’s werkiplais*
*Meets hur atta dore*
*Taikes lunshpayle ov braynes*
*Puts braynes bak insied hur heddibonz*
*Taipe tugetur wif lotsa dukky taipe, extry strenth*
*Puts awn spiffi CHRG fur wareing at werk*
Tehre!
Owao! Mobeel Splort Recubbery- Yoor doin it rite! Duz yoo charg esstra fur teh delivuring? Hao mush duz wun tip? Will yoo be heer in tirty minnits oar less?
Ai gots berri lukky aifinkso… ai kom hoam frm teh pleh wurk adn wantid tu luukin at sum cayoot tu taek mah mynd awf uv a badbad dai… Fankie CC ai ahmemberd my CHRG (wif drawin uv paw prinz adn kandeez)! Ai still has a bit uv a SPLORT but iz kont…kinta…iz still awl in mah CHRG!
lolspeak off- about half of my co-workers were laid off today from 2 shifts. The company is going by departmental seniority. Thank Ceiling Cat that I still have a job! Not too sure for how long though, if they do more lay-offs I’m next on the chopping block. More importantly- it’s a very sad day for my dear friends. I’m asking all the Cheezpeeps to send some beems of light and luck to Las Vegas for them. It’s hard times all around- no one really knows what’s going to happen next. Thank you all for being there when I need a smile, a laugh and an splort recovery!
{{{{{awl teh cheezpeeps jus mekkin it teh bes dey kan!}}}}}
oh, noes! {{{{{{{{{{cc81!}}}}}}}}
and especially {{{{{{{{{{cc81′s coworkers}}}}}}}}}}
yeah, i didn’t get a summer fellowship and was not able to find a job yet, so i feel the pain. thank ceiling cat i have still been able to sell some of my work – i’ve just made rent as of a check coming in yesterday!
at least i have more time to hang here in cheezland, i guess. fingers crossed for everybody out there!
{{{{{{{{{{the economy}}}}}}}}}}
Fankie fur teh kyn wurds minerva! ai haz a sawry bowt yoor sitchooashun, is berri ruff, yesh. Sew is yoo arteest? Wut kyn uv teh arts duz yoo mayk?
{{{{minerva99}}}}
*blushes*
well… ai wud nawt sae “arteest” ai wud sae *arteesan* iz moar craft den art, aifinkso. but mai ruummate telz me dat ai donut gibs maiself enuf credut.
ai maeks hauseware stufs liek bassykets and rugs yusing tradishunel tekneeks (nitting, kroshay, sowing, etc.) an reesykeld matereels liek owld textbuuks, nuzepapurs an maggysines, an videeowtayp. an ai awso duz moar tradishunel stufs frum da tekneeks, tuu, mowstlee foar babeez. it wuz a layett set fur a kristining dat jest paid fur mai rent.
ai teech heestory wen ai can get a “reel” job (an ai wurk inna liberry tu sumtiems, jest fur tu pay dat rent).
ooh… yoo haz a berri innermusting jawb! duz yoo hab a innertoob syt fur tu be taykin oardurs? ai lurvs teh ideer uv yoosin reesykloled mateereels. ai resylols but nawt teh kraftiniss tu be maykin stuffs frum it! adn teh lol-brary… mebbeh mah fayboreet playce (owtsyd uv cheezland!)
ai wants tu hab a webbysite, but ai does nawt has one yet. ai habs been bery bad abowt da publeemasizing, but latelee awl ob mai werks hab been werd-ob-mouf. peepz see a projekt dat ai jest fineshed an dey comishen me tu du sumfing foar dem. but ai promised maiself dat as suun as ai fineshed dis current projekt ai wud get an etsy shawp an ebreyfing.
in da meentiem, ai iz tryen to find mai slieds an scan dem and put dem awn mai flickr webbysite so’s ai can at leest tell peepz wher tu luk foar eggsamples ob mai werks.
jus let meh noes wen yu do cuz ai wud has a happy tu gibbin yu sum bizniss!
*digs inna durt wif toe*
if aneeone wantz tu seez da projekts, dey can go tu
h t t p : / / w w w .flickr.com/photos/10102989@N00/
tu get tu mai flickr site. ai nawt has manee fings dere nao, but ai wil be putten moar stuff dere awl week.
yay! ai goez rite naonaonao!
mostlee dere aer pixtures ob shadow dere rite nao!
ai awso du riting an reseerch foar peepz whu needz sumfing but cannawt com tu los angeleez, but teh pay is teh pleh!
{{cc81 & minerva}}
fanks sew mush foar teh gud beems, kaykitteh, griffyn & 3kittymomma!
yu iz awl gud cheezy frens!
{{{{{{kaykitteh, griffyn & 3kittymomma}}}}}}}
{{cc81 and minerva99}}
OH, {{{{{{{{{{{cc81 an awl her friends an co-wurkers}}}}}}}}}}}}} Bestest luk wif ebberfing. Tell yur co-wurkers an friends wii are awl praying an sending gud beams uf luk an fortune yur’s an thier way!
fankyoo kaykitteh, griffyn & 3kittymomma! ***revels in teh warm beems adn hugs***
heer- ai wint tu Trader Joes & pikked up sum beers- Halp yoorselbs!
yesh! iz gud tu sellybrate teh nawt-fierd! ai habs sum cheez frum da hole paychek and sum tablol watur crakurz. halp yerselbs to some noms!
*openz a beer and putz feets up awn chayre*
fanks foar da beer, cc81!
{{{{{{{{{{cc81}}}}}}}}}}}}
mmm… ai lurvs meh sum cheez adn krakkers! nomnomnomnom
*tayks drink uv beer…den…BUURRPP!!!1!1!!*
oops…ska-yooz meh!
iz moar rum awt den in!!
yu haz a gud poynt der mah fren!
O teh behbeh hapicat. mai Lincoln mus has luk lik dis wen hii wuz a behbeh. Ai noe can post frum ani pooter but furst one Ai use fur teh cheez. Thawts?
Sum peeps maek up teh sekkund naem fur teh ottur computers. Aifinkso U shud tawk tu teh cheezpeepz in charj nawt sekkund howeber. dem mai can halp U.
O…so iz teh commin, den? nawt jus tu mii?
Iz nawt commin, it duz happen. U nawt teh lonelee wun.
catena – du yu sine owt each tyme oar nawt?…mite nawt rekognize yu awn two PCs at once.
i wud loves me a cheezburgers!
What is this mass of white text that suddenly emerged?
Maybe if I hit it it will die and I can eat it.
hehehe! kittehs awlwaze trie tu tast ebrefing, jest in kas it mite be fud!
Wiez choys, kitteh. Nao push teh pownd kee to enter ur selekshun…
Chzbggr, that is a beautiful kitten. the most beautiful i ever saw. i looked and my heart went “aaaawwww.” sigh
Nite Cheezfriends!!! Bestest dreams tunite an wishes uf a wunnermous tumarrow fur yu awl. Sleep tite!
Tihs shose y happicat b happi! Did hab a happi kittenhud!
Wif lotsa cheezburgers!
Sleep tite an doan let nowan else bite dos grate-
smellin cheezburgers dat ar ur give from da
kindlee Speeret uv Cheezenes. Bettah u eat’em
naow-u gonna sleep good. Laik 3kittymomma says,
“wishes uf a wunnermous tumarrow fur yu awl.”
is finkin mebeeh hurs wants a happy kat bebbeh fur hur nest kitteh. ai nawt had wun yet!
*pushes* yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
Hay! Wares mai cheezburg??
rite heer! *hans bluesfan473 a sizzlin hawt cheezburger wif awl teh fixins adn icey cawld beer tu warsh it down* hao yoo be?
yummers! fank u! Haows ur nite treetin u? ahm dewin perty well, got hoam frum wurk bowt a hower ago an ahm awl unwynded naow. gess it iz tyme tew cawl it a nite. affer ai nom mai cheezburg, taht iz!
Really cutie sweet kittie….
i love it, CuTeXxX
SO funny! i <3 it!
Um, u even has to ask?
(CHRG ready!)
SO I take it then I’m the only person who can’t see a picture at all?
A feral cat showed up on my back-door step that looked just like this kitten (only a little smaller). His/her name is now Kitteh!
i go for thu yez but downt add pikkelz
I klix yes.
hei, it sez “Picture has been removed due to it’s content”! wai iz that?! iz it mai compoowter, or has it been removedz?! WAI WOULD IT BE REMOVEDZ?! iz it a glitch, or did a very st00pid person did something bad?! and if somebody besidez proffesor happycat did it, they must’ve hacked it. or maybe something worse, like tricking ph by flagging it!!! yes, ai seen it before, and it was not bad at awl… WHAT HAPPENDZ?!