Innocent cat
Innocent cat is shocked you blame him for mess. Shocked and hurt.
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Kittehs aer awlwaiz innersent
Eben wen dey did watebber it wuz!
Ginga rats annie!
* gonga gonga GONGA *
has a nice peanut budder an jelly turnovur?
*places tray of turn ovurs awna table, sets down pitchur ov cold milk*
It’s 2 hawt 2 eet heer, but teh cawld milk iz berry walkum.
Lundun haz a heet wabe! It iz 80F 2dai an we aer nawt yoozed 2 it!
is hot in los angeles, too – but no big surprize there. It was like 85 degrees in my bedroom last night as I was tryin’ to sleep. pleh
I could use a cold moheeetoe to get me thru a wurk day.
*shake crush (oo minty) pour*
Heer u goe Sams!
yay thankoo ur majisty. oo minty!
*Scampers in*
*Steals the turnovers*
Yum! Thanks, Mu!
*Scampers out*
*Swieps a turnober frum Maus! Delishus!
*yoink* thanks! *nom*
*taeks NOO trunober frum Princess Mu’s bak-up tray!*
Hmmmmm *munch munch* Blak raspberree jellee??
o yesh! im glad u liek it
*sets out fresh tray and new pitcher*
Beree delishus, fank u!
ur welkome deer!
Kittehs neber do anyfing rong. Iz awl down tu qwantum mekkaniks. Yu see, anyfing pawsibble iz bownd tu happen ebentually, sew teh mess iz merely a statistikul kwirk in reality. No kitteh imbolbment, yu see?
o! ur sew clebur! u muss b rite!
troo, troo. Dere is a gud quantum mekkeniklol reason why Mr. Schrodinger used the kittehs in hims box experiments.
Aktually — iz eezzer den dat — kittehz beein rong violates dat nawt seccond rool ub da ookneeverse — it iz:
Eberfink dat is dood bii kittehz iz dood rite!
Poysin Kiteeh sez “BWAHAhahahahahaha…”
he musta bin hangin out wiff ur brovur!
* tweeks a liddle maus ear, givs kiss awn forehed*
Ewwwwww! Gurl Cooties!
*snikr*
Hoo, mee? I didnet due nuffin!
ai has just wun wurd for yoe … the goggie did it!!
Yesh, yesh, taht’s it, teh goggie didded it!
tehgoggiedidit.
beecuz dat iz da seccond rool ub da kitteh ookneeverse —
Eberfink dat bii dood rong wuz dood bii da goggie!
An teh carpit curld up awl bai itselb!
I am twelve and what is this?
*gasp* Haow cud u! ai r nawt giltee!
An hezs a darned gud aktor, too!!
Looks like a ham
burgeractor to me…“Scottish play” kitteh sez ” Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand …”
o noe, wate, iz jus a capshun.
Kitteh iz doing a scene frum “East Lynne.” Playing Lady Isobel Cattail, she haz just devliverd teh feymaus lion “Gone!!! And nebber cawled me muther!! *sob sob sob*
hahah! ohai Janet and Blues! How am u today?
ohai, deer princess mu! It iz a BEYOOTIFULL day heer in Meeshegun, mai lawn an orchard an awl teh bak paths hav bin mowed bai a verree nice nay bore, Ai hav finished mai taxes!!!!!!!
an mai whrrled iz much bedder nao!!!
AN – hao ar YOO????
Im doing good, thanks! I’d love to be walking thru ur orchards! Its pretty heer in GA. 90 and sunny is the forecast.
Maybee yoo can do that sumday!! Afterawl, GA iz awnlee. . .hurdreds an hundreds ov myols frum heer!
Akshoolee, teh awnlee orchard mowed iz teh Kiefer pare wun rite ackross teh driveway frum teh haus. ai’m hoping to get nice mowing nay bor to com wif his big brush cutter an traktor an cleer out ebreething in teh bak Bartlett Pare ochard.
Otterwize, we wawk awn teh paths around teh farm – wif a cupple cut throo. Itz just 1/2 myol to wawk around – so wun can taim wuns wawking fru a gud werkout. Whilst seeing lots ov burds an bunniez an otter furred creechurs an NO TRAFFIK!!
blink ur eyes an we am there!
* P. Mu apears next to Janet*
I am cumfy n my gausy yellow sun dress
* hands Janet a parasol*
* rests hand awn Janets arm*
OOO it’s truly lovely heer!
oh! look there hops a bunny!
* hums sawftly*
*russel russel in teh booshes*
*flippety flap flap*
An there go teh feasants!!!
We just hav to luk out fur sum ov teh holes in teh path. . .ai think tehy ar. . . a burrowing animole ov sum larger kind!
An heer iz a bench, where we can just sit an enjoy lissening to teh burds fur a wile.
*pop*
*suddlonly a pears in orchard in peasant skurt outfit from Guyana Souf Amerka decorated with tendrilly embroydry*
ooo u look lovely sweetpea!
ohai {{{princessmu}}} ai r gud fer a rainee cowld moanday! gud tew see u!
{{{blusie}}}} rainy and cold! well thats nawt very summery. I’ll put in a request fur bettur wethur.
ai dunno wat iz goin awn wif hour wevver in noo hamster, wii had wun nyce dai awn Caturdai den rite bak tew bein mush cowlder tahn uzual an rainrainrainrain
Gud Moanin, jus stoppin bye tu sai howdee. Gotz tu goe tu pisical fairipee inna few mimmitz. Iz gud tu sea U Princess.
An gud moanin tu BF an JCH4K an ebribodee else. Iz berree weird here in eye-oh-wae-ah two. Lass Mundane was 95F bye dis tyme, todae is 80F. Ai iz cowld, an ai iz nebber cowld.
Ohai {{{BOM}}} iz bean onlee in teh 60’s heer wich iz teh crazee fer tihs tyme uv yeer. iz almos Juuly, ai shuddnt be wantin tew put teh heet awn in teh moanins!
Yesh, iz berri cormfusin. 104F heat index on Mundane, funder/litning rainrainrain Wedindae, now cowld lik earlee spring (which wii nawt had).
{{{{BOM}}}}
Ai haz nawt seen U in ages {{{Princess}}} an noe ai kint plae wiff U caus da stoopee alarm jus wended orf an ai gotta goe tu PT. Hopes tu sea eberione ladeer
BBL {{{Smooz}}}
U can hazzin mai wevver–heet in dex wuz 105 on Saturday, 110 on Sunnyday in Lucy Anna.
dis capshun is awsum, jus purrrfekt wif dis pixure, aifink
U r rite! 2 pawz up!
*Liez awn bak*
AWL FOUR PAWS UP!!! *waives paws in teh ayre*
wave em n teh air liek u juss dont kare!!!
fanks! dis my furst won on mane paige!
grate pic! verri funny
Ai wurk mai liddlol pawsies tew teh boan controlin teh mowsies, wranglin teh goggies, shreddin teh furnichure an tihs is teh fanks ai git? *sobs*
Oh, ai is so sorri kitteh! Ai weel pets and hugs and feeds u gushifuds and pologise ober and ober!
AND cawl yoo Jorje!!!
az lawng az u doan cawl meh shirlee iz awl gud
Oar late fur dinner!
Oar cawl MEE dinnur!
naow ai haz eerwurm!
“wurk ur pawsies tew teh boan, whadda u get?
boany pawses, boany pawses…”
iz old C&W song oar sumfin?
Is old Hoyt Axton song from seventees aifinkso..
♫Rain comink daown anna roof won’t hold ‘er
Well I lost mai jawb and I feel a littl oalder
Car won’t run adn owr luvz grown kolder
Maybi fings will getta littul betr in teh mornin
Maybi fings will getta littul betr…
Wurk ur pawses tew teh boan, whadda u get?
boany pawses, boany pawses… ♪♪♫
shocked.
shocked and hurt.
shocked and hurt and …
Appalled
Badly treated in every way
Chagrinnnned
D…
Dumfowndid
Eggstreemlee hurt
Feelin ill treetid
G…
Gravlee greeved
Hartborked
Icilee indiffernt
Jump tew conklushion, u did
K……..
Knifed inna hart, it feelz liek
Lonliest kitteh inna wurld, nobudy unnerstans mee
Mitelee astownded at teh charjis
N…..
Nebber bean soe insultid in mai lief
Ob corse Ai didn’t do it
Perficklee innersent, mee
Q…
Qwite disapoynted in ur lak uv trust
Reely reely sad
Sobbing
Terriblee unhappee
Upset, cahnt u see taht?
V….
vilently distrawt ober such treetment
waleing bitturlee
x-amining teh motif fur ur akkusashun
y wud u sai sumfing liek taht!
Zealus fur definding mai kitteh reputashun!
quietly sobbing
respectfuly declines ur ovetchure to make up
sobs loudly
T…
Too hurt fur werds
Unhappee
Vizoblee upset wif yoo!
W. . . .
Woes iz mi
Xpektashunz av bin smashed
Yooz a bad persun
Zoo wiv big kittees for mi, thay trusts mi.
Will tu liv, leaving rapidly
Xiting, stage left
Yoo haz borkt mine widdlol hart!
Zis iz deh last tiyme u will seeing mii!!
Yay!! Clappitte fur this wun, too!
Ai say, cweenmj an The Moomin! Wud yoo laik to com up an wawk around mai farm wif Prnicess Mu an me?? We can hav tee an choklit biscotti awn teh frunt porch wehn we get bak!
dissed n teh wurst possible wai
eagerly awaiting ur apologee
frowning wiff hurt feelings
G…
Gravelee hurted
HAO cud yoo think that!
Injoored felines
J. . .
justifibly bummed out
K…
Kinda turned off
Lamenting teh logic
Maintaining hiz inosence
N…
Tah-dah!!
clappity clappity clappity
But wayte!!!
There ar too off-shoot limbs needing to bee dun!! Rume fur moat peeple to play!
*Sings*
O ai am an innosunt cat,
O yesh ai am an innosunt cat.
Billee Joel kitteh!
Yup!
OHai TessM It wuz berry nice meeting ewe and teh otter cheezpeeps teh otter day. Ewe is awl nice peeps. I had lawts ub fun, eben if I did gets losted for a bit in teh store (iz sew big ewe can do dat )
*Schmoooo*
Would this face lie to you?
Drahmatik kitteh iz drahmatik.
‘You sirrah, impune muh honor!’
U hassa honur? Ai nebber new taht!
Where’s the innocent? I dun see the innocent.
“Ai donut noe anyfing bout dat hairball dat wuz strateejiklee playced in yor paff to da baffruum in da middlol of da nite. Nope not mee! Yoo musta been dreeming ifinkso.”
hehehe! ya kitteh doan kno nuffin bout dat!
LOL!!! Bin there, stept awn taht!!
Liekwyse!
Ai is finking bout goeing bakk tu bed. Ai had a bery noisee start tu teh mourning becoz wuz at teh horsepital befour seben habbing an Em-R-Ai dun.
oh noes!
sounz lyke a cat nap iz in orderrrr.
Did Sumwun say Cat Nap? ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz !
Ladies and gents it is barbcue time at my house at the failblog. Come on over and enjoy the festivities.
Barbi-Q sounds gud! Ai iz on mai way!
bad hoomin!! There there kitty…..
Really? 100+ comments and no one mentions the lovely Anchorman reference? O_O
haow did ai no whut it wuz …. um … well … doggie toal me!
Quick! Go long!
I do say! This is positively uncivilized! Only a cheezburger and a snorgle will make up for it.
lets just blame it on teh goggie…..
“Well I never!”
His innocence reminds me of ALF’s.
Haha! Love it
IM SOOOOOOO BORED
Who ever took this pic is pure epic win
Sorry, swit kitteh <3
DIS IS ONE OF MY VERY FAVORITS I <3 IT