Ambrose was having a bad day
Ambrose was having a bad day Andhe didn’t care who knew it.
i thot u wuz supposed 2 haz happeh feet.
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outta mai WAI!
Congrats jk2k an cs, off 2 teh tyebooteek 2 sillibrayte!
I finso dey b habbing sum boblol-hedded pengwinz dere tuday!
Dey??? Yoo FINSO??? :shock” Ai thot yoo were teh CIC ov teh Ty Boo Teek!
o yay! ai haz needz uv a noo pingwin keechayn an mebbee a pingwin nitelyte!
Bobblol hedded Penguin Dollz! OOOOOoooo…. Startz tap dancing to teh Ty booteek
*Joynz catslave and
tappity, tappity, tap-tap
tapptity, tippity, spin, tap!
skippity, skippity, tap tap tap!!
JAZZ HANDZ!!!!
Whined-up Pingwinz taht bob ther heds a tap dans! FTW!!!!!
He luks fished off!
He’s quacked up.
Ohai JD! wuz nice tew meet ewe teh otterday at teh cheezemeet. We needs tew hab an otter one!
Hoo awl wuz there! Do Tell!! Ai dont think ebreewun noes!!! An we wants to!
Me, catslave, 2minions adn *drum roll* Tessm!
Adn a Happycat poster ADN a piccy ob a kitteh on teh coffee rume blakboard.
ohai! ai haz had eggsawsting weekend! nawt sekkund PDX cheezmeet wuz teh GRATE! and then a minimeet in Seattlol wiv jamamakitty and yesplis! and then a crappee compyooter class on mundane and naow ai am hoam and eeting dinner an trying to relaxify wiv teh famblee (DH, goggies, an kittehs).
pixorz uv PDX cheezmeet ar on mai profyle!! clikkee onna bloo nayme!
Grate tew meet yew too! Wud dis weekend be too soon foar anovver cheezmeet?
Him haz got teh hump!
when I gets mai hands on him…
HAY! It’s Ramon frum teh happyfeet moobie!
If IZ Ramon, he duz nawt have a happee.
Luuks lyk sumbodeez havvin a case of teh MUNDANEZ!
He’z just been cast as Ee-oar at teh Fishhouse theatre.
Ohai, jd!
Didjoo get teh emayo I sended yoo?
*plays ketchup on teh emayo*
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Yesh, fanks! Let me noez iffen der woz anyfing dere yu lyked yu’d lyke moar ob.
Office Space ref FTW!
angreh penguin is angreh! ***stoopy hoomins. awl dey sez iz show us yoor happeh feets. Iz awl aboot teh happeh feets! eye’ll show dem happeh feets- rite up der happeh arses! dat’ll show em!**
Mablol, Git Ober Heer!! Whut U meen…Ai nawt teh Daddeh!!
Dat’s wut Maury sed.
Him sed, “U R NAWT teh faddur!”
Grate, nao I gots eerwurm:
Dat bebbeh nawt luuk lyk me, lyk me
Teh man tudai wif teh twins. Twin nummur wun him wuz teh daddeh. Twin nummur 2 him nawt the daddeh.
Dang! Mahm musta “got arown” alot.
I kno hao he feelz!
STN!
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez.
Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
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Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
*klinkees glassez*
Cheez!!
Teh small Lounge iz moast interesting. Gibbocat, teh akshool owner ov teh TY Boo Teek, bilt it fur Cookies Human, an itz cawled teh Kirk Lounge (teh James T. wun
) an iz dekorated to luk laik teh lounge awn teh Enterprise.
We can awlso com heer fur teh refreshing drings an beverajes.
We shud maek a list ov awl ar Bill Dings fur awl teh Noobies, so they know waht we have heer. Akshoolee, we hav SEVERAL playces where yoo can eet.
Gud moro, Dame Janet, Did we ebur fined sumwun tu run da samij shawp? Hoo amungst us cud nawt njoi a nais cheez nd pikul samij abowt naow?
Oh, AI cud!! Ai just LURVES teh cheez an piklol samijes!
Teh samij shawp, ai think, iz teh wun bai – or in – Teh Mary O’Spockn Librerre, rite??? Rite neggst to teh D’Beaker Labs.
Oh, an gud moro to yoo, too, Lady Monde. Ai hoep yoo ar well???
An wud yoo care to sit heer besyde me? An Joyne mee in a luvlee cup ov tee! An . . .we CAN haz CheezSamijes!!!
LOL!!! Taht wuz teh fastest appeerance ov a cheez samijge taht ai ebber saw! *poof* An there it iz.
WRr – yoo maek wun ov teh best luking cheez samijes ai think ai eber saw in mai laif.
An teh presentayshun – ai think yoo cud bee awn the staff ov NOM!!!
Oar maybee yoo’d laik to be teh hed fud perrson at Cheez??? Maeking awl te samijes???
* getz aowt teh pumpur nikklol rye bredz, splitz it daon teh middlol lenf wize, spredz wif brawn mustards adn mayos, addz teh pasta ramiz, teh holey cheez, addz pikklols, lettis, tommy toes, lolives, teh lolive oyls. sprinklols teh cee salts adn teh fresh grindered peppercorms tu tayste.
Putz the toofpiks in teh sammich tu hold it tugether. Slice sammich diagnalolly adn posishuns jus so onna playt.
Putz teh applol oar potato crisps awn teh playt wif teh dill pikklol speer adn teh sprig uf parsley.
Handz tu ladymonde **
Iz dat nawt nommilishus!!
Ohai an thnx cweenmj! Yu an awl teh cheezfrens bein so welcomen tu teh noobeez lik mii. Ai has a sad awl dai…noes can has cheezburger at mii wrkens!
Oh and (realspeak) anyone know why I can’t post from any computer but the original one I used?
And his feet ain’t happy either.
@@@@@@!!!!!elebenty!!!!
I feel yur payne Ambrose!! I feel yur payne!
Ohai, 3km!
Didjoo see wut I roted awn teh prevyus lol?
I hadda relee bad day 2day!
Nawt yet, I ownli ben home a few minutes, so ya know how my dai went. Rassen Frassen Mundai’s!
Mundane rimes wif pane!
Anom! Ifinkso I lukked just lyke diz awn my wai tu da shower diz mornin!
U showur inna tuckseedo?
Dudn’t ebberwun?
Um…..I dont.
I showur in my burfday soot.
Duz dat meen wii r sekkund class? Ai showurz in mai burfdai soot tu. Adn it nawt teh tucks.
Burfdai soot needin nipz adn tucks? Snip snip staple stitch? Aifink nawt, maybi.
I kuld use sum nips an tucks, butt (snerk) I kan nawt afford an ebben iffin I kuld, I nawt finkso iz wurth da payne an possible death it mite lead tu.
Ai agreez. Mai filosofee for teh day iz: keep a smilol on teh fais, adn stay awai from mirrorz adn brite lites.
Mien ethur, WRr. It nawt fitz az titelee az it yoosed to.
Iz okay, I finkso. I nawt a berry fansee oar formlol kinda gurl ennyway. Teh last tyem I wared mayk-up wuz ovur 2 munfs ago, an I nawt put awn alot den. Pluz, I go foar cumfee insted of fansee oar fashun.
My playne-ness, lemme show u it!
Sonata alwais wares a tuckseedo, a grae won–washing hurself, eeting, sleeping, ebbryware!
Altho furr hur, tuckseedo and birfdai soot r saim fing!
An I bet Sonata try’s tu nebbe git in da shower!
She onlee gets in wen she wants a d-r-i-n-k ov w-a-t-e-r frum teh fawcit, nawt a showur! Ya noe, noe mattur whut ai tri in teh wai ov fancee clothes, ai will nebber luk as gud as she duz in teh fur CC gibbed hur!
I know dat feelin! My hair Will nebber bii as shiny an soft as da kittehs!
Tayke sum Ibuprofane or Aleve before yu go tu bed! It mite hewlp.
oar sum wyne.. oar sum skotch…
Dat will make it feel better now, da ibuprfane will hewlp wif da leg in da mornin an da effects uf last nites “medicine”
Ai feels sum, wel, nawt kwite pane, moer ov a sornus, altho ai has it fur week weeks nao. Ai fink Ambrose hassa lotta cumpanee.
Nawt yet, butt (snerk) if U nawt getz aowt uf himz wai U will.
Hyme will smak yu awn da knee wif hymes wing!
Rah rah ree
Kikkem inna knee
Rah rah rass
Kikkem inna….
Uthur knee!
Fanks Red! Ai hassent herd taht won inna lawng tiem!
Ebreebuddee haz daiz lik dis, aifinkso!
Kwite rite. Ebbrybudee has “Ambrose” daze!
Ambrose n da Terribul, Horribul, No Gud Veddy Bad Dai…
An den yu has tu come home an mayke dindin! Nawt fair!
Ambrose, my fren, Dis song iz foar u.
Oar, foar sumfin moar modurn, Dis wun mite wurk.
Purrsonalee, Dis wun fits my mood!
LOl!! Ai luv this song, rhsb – an iz purrrrfekt fur yung Ambrose heer!
Mondayz should be outlawed…ifinkso!!
Still…it was the thought that counts for LCB, right?!?! Hehe…
Janet, as per the “restrooms” on the last lol – I think I got confuzed with NOM or the other “establishments” in the area!
I finnks dis is teh funiest lolz wif out kittehs in longz tyme.
Tappity tap tap wif happiez feetz.
Ohai!
Hey, who u callin flightless, buddy?
Limbo approatch…..ur doin it rong.
someone is gonna get a flipper upside the head!
lemme sea if AI can draw a mawp of Cheezland wif plawnty of roomba for expanshun.
AI will knead sum halo locating sum ub teh places plzthnx!
IAI kno teh mane street iz JanetCanHas4Kittehs blvd and at teh end ub teh streat is teh Princess Mu Meadow w/ ranebow bridge access. NOM is nearby as is the tybowteak. Teh Pi stand is around dare tew. at teh otter end of JCH4Kblvd is a grand plaza with a Unisphere and a Gazebow. Wii culd Awlso haz a Maus Pavlion for teh danz danz danzes. AI was finking ub adding sumfing for teh GP and mebbe for LCB (teh LCB lawst and nawt found?)
awlso needz to be a grobe of trees for tew be hiding teh Nawty Barn frum Publik view.
Any otter ideas wud be walcome…
KCTailtailer becaws uv mai Missy B….wud b at the Grate Hall of Luv & Justice. Luv and Justice shud awlways be together.
Iz dat a re-tayle shoppe?
Dat luks liek meh yesterdai 2dai ai playd bingo n wun 75 cents an paynted ceramiks, fizzacal ferapy extra, occupational ferapy, traied 2 eet misteree fud, YELLED at bai a resident hoo HATES ebbereebuddy, payne liek $%^%$ AND 2dai is a GUD DAI! Jush wanted 2 say HEDBONKS & PURRS TO AWL MAI CHEEZFRENS!!1! {{{{{{{{{CHEEZFRENS}}}}}}}}} Gonna goes in da bed in abowt 10 mins. Schmoooooooooooo!!!1!
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Purrrrrrr
{{{{{KCT}}}}} ai keepz missin ur apeerences heer in cheezland
butt ai finkin uv u an sendin beeeeeems tew u fer wellness an the happee! Ai gess dey wurkin synce u sebentyfyve sens ritcher naow, hee hee *shmoo*
awwh! neva b afwaid to show who u ara!
I sink wie ald haved days like theses.
meen pengwins inna bakgrownd yellin stuffs lyke
“hay ambrose, ur muvver dresses u funneh!”
“doan goe awai mad ambrose, jus goe awai!”
“doan let teh door hitchya ware teh Gud Lord splitchya ambrooooose!”
Liddle dew tehy kno, ambrose wil haz rebenge. O yesh, hii wil haz rebenge!
stoopid capshun