Am ded, call vet to cancel appointmentz
Am ded, call vet to cancel appointmentz
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*blargh* ded from da cute!!
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YAY!!!!
Wut!!!??!?!?!!?!?
*inner scent luk
I wuz cheering sweetpea fur hur nawt sekkund!!
I wuddn’t cheering hur being ded frum deh kewt.
*ominous sounds♪ as in da moovie Independence Day*
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*radio telly skopes registerink ominous tendrilly sounds♪ as in Contak’t *
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*aliens form around da galaxy gets da messaj*
*Linez up Conga-ratz
on deh gravetu dansing*Dans, liddlol ratz, dans
onfur SweetPea!!Ar they awl drisst in blak??? Waiving blak vales in teh air? Weeping an whaling??
They walk these hill in a long black veiiiiiiiiil. They visit my grave when the night winds waiiiiiil
Alas, Pore SweetPea, I
frewgnu herdown dehwell.Ruddigore????
johnny cash. the original man in black.
I fink Bill Brunsy rote it but J Cash maid it famoust.
Ise rong, Lefty Frizzel roted it.
Sweetpea has cheezburger:
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LOL!! Nope!!
Johnny Cash ref!! FUR TEH WIN!!!!!
(Google – mai deerest frend)
*sets up beacon fur teh burfday fairy*
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fangs for da cheeeeezburgre!
“SNIP SNIP”
Of CORSE yoo wudn’t!!
This kitteh iz shurlee a member ov teh same akting troope az teh wun awn teh preevious LOL!!
What cud tehy have fur a name ov their akting companee, ai wunder?
What players are they?…Even those you were wont to take delight in, teh Trajeedienz ov teh Citee, aifinkso!
Heer’s a sawng fur yoo, sweet pea – to silly brate yur ded-ness!
*sings*
Wehn teh night wind howls in teh chimney cowls, and the bat in teh moon- light flies,
And inky clouds, like funeral shrouds, sail over teh moonlight skies -
When footpads quail in the night-birds wail, and black dgs bay teh moon,
Then is teh spectre’s holiday – then is teh ghosts’ high noon.
As the sob of teh breeze sweep over the trees and the mists lie low on teh fen,
From grey tomb-stones are gatehered the bones that once were women and men,
And away they go, with a mop and a mow, to the revel that ends too soon
For cockcrow limits our Holiday – teh dead of teh night’s high noon!
And then each ghost with his ladye-toast to their churchyards bed take flight,
With a kiss perhaps, on her lantern chops, and a grisly grin “good-night;”
Till teh welcome knell of the midnight bell rngs forth its jubilant tune
And ushers our next high Holiday – the dead of treh night’s high noon!!
Thx, JCH4K – Ai cudn’t get past ‘cowls’!
Itz that grate song frum “Ruddigor.” Ai think “Ruddigore” iz mai veree moast favorite ov awl teh G&S!! Teh mewsik iz teh BEST!!!!
It’s teh wun Ai noe leest well! Teh mewsik iz sertinlee berry atmusferrik!
Ai wuz “Sweet Rose Maybud” in a purrrdukshun we did in Italee at Campo Darby!! (KWITE sum taim ago!!
) An we had amazingly gud singers. But it wuz SOOOO fun. G&S iz awlaiz fun if yoo hav a gud direktor.
Whoooo hoooo!!! Ruddigore!! When The Night Wind Howls!!
Sooo cyoot…. *head pops blarrggg*
*snerk*… my cats try this one too..
Mingcat! Hai!! Can ai hang this heer pleez?
Rais Reminder
2009 June 22
by cweenmj
Ambercat says:
June 22, 2009 at 7:45 am
Me an SJ/Martoonie an Tidmum (anTehAngstyWun) – an mebbe odder Brit gurlie cheezpeeps – is awl taykin part in teh Race for Life. Is a 5km run/walk/stagger in ayd ob Cancer Research UK an is a Wimmin Oenlee sponsord fingy.
To sponsor me (Ambercat), plees to go heer
h ttp://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames
To sponsor SJ, plees to go heer
h ttp://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/sarahfahy
An to sponsor Tidmum, plees to go heer
h ttp://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/clairewhite16
Yu donut has to sponsor awl ob us – hek, yu donut has to sponsor enny ob us! Yur kynd thorts an gud wishis is enuff, tho munnees will halp to canser reserch bedderer!
THIS IZ A VERREEE WERTHEE CAUZ!!! ;}
PART II
Ambercat haz sended diz addendum in deh emayoz.
Teh Angsty Wun has gawn LYV! Her awnlyn sponsor payj is
h ttp://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/kennip
Ahfter she enterd teh Rayse, she reahyzed it was teh saym dai as a skool end-ob-term treet to teh Feem Park – an she choes to do teh Rayse! Teh Angsty Wun is oenlee 14 an is havin a bit ob a tuff tym at teh momunt, butt still choes to halp odders, rarver tahn spend a dai eetin candy floss an screemin awn teh rollercoesters wiv her frends! Ai fink tahts a pritty big fing fur a teen to do, so plees support hur wiv kynd werds or ennee munnees yu hav to spayr.
Ambercat
Frum JCH4K – pleeez dont furgit to close up teh spayce between teh h an teh t. An ai met teh “Angsty Wun” wehn ai stayed wif tidmum = an she iz a WUNDERFUL grrrl – an DUZ need support an encouragement!
Ai has juss chekked an SJ/Martoonie is still £25 ($41.45) short ob her targit! If yu has a fyu munnees to spayr to halp fynd cyors an treetmunts fur canser, plees put tehm awn SJ’s sponsor paij.
To get lyv linx an leev kynd comments, plees go to “Rais Reminder” awn CheezTownCryer
I can has prowd ov her.Yesh.
She is awn crutches much ob teh time an teh PLEH! Epilepsy meds is makin her unwell,but she still wants to do this race.
Ifinkso she’s raisin up gud sponsorship…Eeeben teetshurs at skule!!!!
Keep awn doin whut yor doin Angsty wun.
{{{{{{Angsty wun}}}}}}
Lub Mum xxxxx
Ok, kitteh. But we make appointment wif groomer so u look gud for ur funeral.
open catskit?
Ded kittehz doan’t need vets!
Eggsept fur teh autopsy….
nawt tew bee picky, butt (!) an autopsy awn a aminimial is cawled a necropsy. (Ah am a fount of ewes less info…)
…s/he said sheepishly.
It wuz shear luck that I new it, tew…
wool, mite bee a gud fing to knoe!
sum werds are eh teh graze areas, adn itz gud tew no wich is propper!
Bah!!! Bah, humbug, ai say!!
lol gud wun JCH4K
did that wun get ur gote?
did someone say autopsy?
What’s for diener?
Ia that a reelee complicated bi-lingual double entendre????
Nope. Is teh ingerlish. By way of German. Is moar of a scientific 2.7-entendre.
I already ate, but I would like some morgue…
oo, deez puns will be the death o me. ow.
ewe needs moar rigor-ous trayning tew wifstand dem!
*mortified at lack of training*
wud some pi halp?
sry, no toppings today though. I had some whippy cream (but I) ated it.
@@@@@ LOL!!
Ah can’t (de)compose anuver wun, (wifowt reeeeely streching) sew ah seed dis wun tew yew!
*snert*
I has to tell u:
Eben if kitteh still ded, still has to go to teh place dat cannot bee named.
Mr. Igor! Plz tu bee stepping awai frum teh kitteh an tu putting daown teh scalplol yu has behine yur back, kplzthx.
Him’z ded Jim! Him’z bin inna quado…quadtrit…wheet stuff?
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oh noes! this one twoo! and dish one?
this wummin had been altere’d by b0rg tendrils…oh nooooooes
*pints tri korker twoard blargh’d kittehs*
bdeepdbdeep
*psi 0 releefs*
they just playink possum. not rillly ded.
*points tricorder tword cween*
*fwip, fwip, fwip….
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*borgifyed tendrillz encirkloll sweetpea
*while the cweenb0rg is entangull’d , ominous alien sounds continue to be intercepted by radio tellyscopes, CB radiios, and crazy old unclol martin’s 8track play’r*
iz dat a sine uv bean crazee? mai mahm stil hazza 8trak player….an it stil wurks
o noze! mai mahm iz bean controled by teh alienz?? taht wud eggsplain alot!
*nods knowingly*
*ponders* your mom is crazy unclol Martin???
mrmphmrmphmrmph
which translated means: ohnooooooooes i canna sing to ward off teh alien invashunnn!!! a little halp here, peeps!! call Wll Smif, Call Tommy Lee Jones, call Sigourney Weaver!! call da noo guys in da Star Trek moovie!
*calls* Wll Smif!!! Tommy Lee Jones!!! Sigourney Weaver!!! *ponders* wunder if dey herd meh?
*Haz a hoapful.
I can haz Tommy Lee Jones??
Quadrotriticale it wuz. Mai gnoledge ub Trivia let me show it tew ewe
Strong work catslave! Ai hadda stumped on taht wun.
Aifinkso dis kitteh wantses teh bellyrubbins!! Ai rubses yoh belly kitteh! *Rubs rubs rubs*
beware this is usually a trap
so kitteh can use himz pointeh enz
Hooman diles fone “heyo mr. v-e-t, mai poor kitteh iz blargh, wailly wailllllly. ai haz tew cansul aperntment”
beehynd hoomans bak kitteh maiks mirakulis recobery, springz bak tew lyfe an pransis awf gigglolin ‘ai cahnt bleev shee fel fer taht!’
If teh kitteh is teh ded, we will has to give away all his toys to charities.
… adn himz gushifudz …..
an teh snugglee bed….
… and teh floofy comfy kitteh bed…
…adn himz treetz…
an catnip mausies
but but but… duzzn’t he has ate more lifes??
O yeah. Ur rite. Ratzen fratzen loopholes!
well u shud knoes.. u just recovered from death resently, rite?? are u nearly alive again?
how was Ur cheezmeet in VLC?
ohai two_kittehs!
it was fun!! not over yet tho… I’m at DK’s rite now, I has 3 more days in VLC before I flies home!
how is u?
I is gud! I iz going to Maine this weekend!
Wait, whut? I was dedded? When? Why no one telled me?
wii thot u mite hab sploded frum teh kom bih nay shun uv coff suppressunt an exo.. exp.. eggspek.. coff-owt stuff u wuz taekin!
OIC. So far so not-asploded, but I is a ticking time balm.
gud tew heer u r nawt esploded… yet!
So whut wud happin if LCB asploded? Lip balm ebbywear? And whut wud happin tu teh tikks? Ai no wants fliing tikks!
When yoo ar dedded, yoo ar usuallee teh verree lazst to noe. Oar, so ai hav bin told!
Dere habbent been any splorts yet. *covers mouth*
WHY DID I JUST SAY DAT!?
bee onna luukowt if u heerz a voyse that luuks like this:
OHAI.
wait, wut?
I thot you tolled me u had teh andurian death flu?
Wut?
I thought u had it…
Let’z haz a littul orgenaizayshun n heer, k? Whu we b given awey?
Art supplaiz fr paw payntin
Bed b-lawngin tu kitteh
Cheezburgrz
Drumz. No moar waykin up teh nayburz a 3 in teh mornin.
Ebreefing invizabul
F…
Flyin carpet
Giant cheezbrugers
Owe murzy mee…… heez ded.
In a moment ob weekens de Basemint Cat minion exposes her soft underbelly.
leeving hurseff vunerayble tew an unmercifyl…..SNORGLE!!!!!!
Heer, yu’ll need tihs
*Hands BF473 teh snorgle snorkel*
koooshee koooooshee koooshee!
ticklol ticklol !!
farewell krool lyfe
Oh noes! Teh Silber Cuddle Puddle is meltink!
when is Ur race? Iz U all ready? Or still training?
Me an Tidmum an TehAngstWun rayse awn Joolye 11th; SJ/Martoonie is awn Joolye 19th. An we AWL has Ian Jurys! So will be wolkin, nawt runnin – but we WILL do teh hoel 5km! Ai am traynin bai eetin pys an drinkin beer – is gud trayning Ai finkso!
Dat sowndz like egg salad trayning!! Here, I halpz u!
*handz Ambercat a fresh strawberry pi wif wippy creem
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!!
*urp!*
Skoos me!
mitu
it’z a MIRACLOL…no care-trolls jabbering on about “iz not funny, iz not cyoot, enuf wif teh whole ‘not goin to teh vet’” garbage…yayyyyy!
OHai The Crapture!!1
Still got sum kittehs??? Can yoo maek yurself bloo? So we can see??
I has foundededed noo hoemz foar the 3 tabbehs (Pixie, Rudie, and Fox)…Mah Shadow kitteh passed away in February and teh two grown-up kittehs (Tonya & Spooky) are doing teihr best to not be driven crazy by teh 2 meezers (Snowflake and Butterscotch)
Oh THANKS!!! I just love your kitteh pikchors – and teh captions!! Teh zombie kitteh LOL!!!
Iz it awlright if cweenmj putz your – ermm – nawt exactlee a blog, is it?? But sort of. She has a place on “The Town Cryer” where she keeps Peepls blogs. It would be nice if yours was there, too!
Do come bai more offen! yoo AR mist!!!
Oh deer! Forgot to say ai’m sorry to heer about Shadow. That’s awlwaiz reelee sad. Glad yoo got gud homes fur the tabbeh babies!!!
Please give them awl sum skritche an snorgles from me! Ai wuz going to leave sum commints, but I’d hav to get an account!! But I really DO like your picture!!!
Eskuze me, this kitteh seems to hav splorted from hiz own kewt. And I don’t blames him.
(CHRG tightly on hed)
Duz wee has kitteh splort recubberi eggspurt?
Dat wud haz to be PK ifinkso- she haz her handz full wif de SCP, ibetcha!
kwik kall Miracle Manx
*hedtredmill*
mah summer skool studentz was upsett bout the ded kitteh
(plz to telling tehm him iz not reelly ded, him iz just pretending so not haz to go to v-e-t an get himz s-h-o-t-s. i’m shur teh summer skool kids will understanding abowt not wanting to get teh s-h-o-t-s)
Plz to has no ded aminals in the haus. Kthnk.
Wut iz kitteh sposed tu nom if der iz nawt enny ded aminalz in the haus?
Kitteh can maek do with teh kibbl.
Moast kibblol is maed uf ded aminols.