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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Translayshun plz?
Hyoomin: Hai
Kitteh: Fuds!
repeetz
Aifink u haz got it rite!
Ai noes when mai kitteh meows to me, hims usually saying ‘FUDS! Gimme FUDS!’
Teh ownlee uver fing iz wen kitteh iz awn teh rong sied uv a dore – an wichebber sied kitteh iz awn, it’s teh rong sied!
o yes, hao cud ai fur gets abowt teh dore?
Espeshully teh bafroom dore! Kitteh finks tere iz majikal dore hoomin leeves thru.
kitteh doan wan In
kitteh doan wan Owt
kitteh jes wan akses two chanj hiz myn wenebbur he wanz
iz diz two mush two aks ob a hoomin?
ai doan tink sew
Ai dunno, ai thots kitteh war sayings “petz!” Oar mebbeh “scritchiez!” Dyal– dia– aksent iz hard two unnerstand.
I fink kitteh iz saying ‘gives me cheezburgers’ and hooman is saying ‘a asdk aslökdasd jasipdjkl aslkdjkalsdjkla kahldasd’ bekaus hooman no has know kitteh lan.. lagu.. talky thingy.
Conga rats on teh nawt-sekkund Annipuss! Would you liek som of this earl grey tea?
I be new her. Am I doing it rong?
Thx NinjaBunneh. Earl Grey iz mai fabrit!
Dere iz noe rong (eggsept yellin “Furst” oar nawt playin nieslee, so u aer doin ebbrifin rite.
Walkum 2 dis happi plaes – Ai gess dat u haz been a lurker fur sum tiem! Glad u haz taykin teh plunj!
Fanks for welcom! Earl Gray is ones of mai favrites too!
Typein teh lolspeak will tak a bit to get oosed to, I be oosed to readein only. I has been looked at teh lols for long time, an read koments when teh othur internetz has had a slow.
Yeah a knew frend, mi naem is BOM_MOMME, pwees tu call mii Bom. Putz owt fluffy paw of frenship.
Welcome! Peeps call me O&P for short.
*extends floofy paw in friendship *
Testify Miss Kitteh!
Dun all da kittehs du dat talkie thingie? Bof mien duz.
I notice dat kitteh haz teh lass werd, az uzual
kitteh is tryin an tryin to get him to meow teh rite way..,. he is nawt lisning….
haz aweddy gave up on teechin de hoomin to purr properly.
yea an wahs teh nedder regiuns is a whole nudder storee.. dey jus woan listen…
OMG, ded from teh qte!
Ai nowe! Ai wuz awl kyooot KYOOOT! Den mah hed splorted frum awl deh kyooots. Nao Ai iz teh ded. Tanx, kitteh. Yer kyoot kilded meh.
Kitteh>English translation:
Kitteh: For Chrissakes, lady, would you shuddup and FEED ME?!
Hooman: blah blah blah Ginger
No no no… Blah blah blah Ginger is what GOGGIE heerz. Kitteh just hears Blah blah blah.
noes i fink kittehs just hear dis “…………………………”
My cat does this.
…is ded from teh cute….
Sooooooooooooooooo kweute!
*SPLORT*
Oh deer u haz been doun a lawng tiem. Hoep Auii’m nawt 2 laet 2 sabe u!
*sweep up Darkailleam’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Hey-so, Miss anni! Mai OP meows wehn her tinks Ai ben on dis machin logn nuff. Hersez, Watt ewew doin lukin att dem nothr kittehz! Ewe gotz de reel ting rite heruh!
*Wondurs wear alla CCC-trayned peeps r*
*Scoops up Darkailleam’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem caerfullee bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until u r feline bettur.
Fanks to all of dose who taek care of mai reminz…
I’m ok now….
omigoodness…dis is such a kyoot Aifinkso!!!! Little Kittehs has such teh kyoot meows!!
Secondd.
TEH KY00t!! IT BURNZ! IT BURNZ!
Sonata-kitteh an ai hab tihs bery saim conversashun allot.
That Video was halarious really funny!
adorablem, dis kitteh. me an mai very fatso kitteh rainbow has same conversashun
OMG! That is the cutest thing EVAH!
Uz iz sooo kute.
Kitteh worried dat hooman talkin to self will get funny coat an go to room wif soft walls. If hooman be talkin to kitteh, hooman stay to gif cheezburger!
Meew.
hmm dat lewked alot like me wen ai was a kit
That was so cute, it was ridiculous.
ZOMG! Is like dis video. [LINK]
i’ve been watching this video for a year on youtube. my favorite kitten video ever!
awwww i lubs it
Didja noes dat kittehs ONY ‘meow’ 2 hoomins, not eech udder? Dey chirp and clik and maeks udder sownds 2 eech udder, buut not ‘meows’. Ai finks it iz kittehs way (dey fink) uv talkin ‘hoomin’.
Buut da babehz kittehs doo say ‘mee-yoo’ to dere mommas. So maybees dis babbeh kitteh finks shee iz da noo momma.
Mah bebbeh Dario nebber reely meows (wen he doz it, it sounz moar liek teh quacking of a ducky!) hee jus grumbles and chirps and “speek-purrs” a lot iff he want mai attenshun. Tis absalootely adorabul, witch is wai ai callz him moastly “Little Grumble” (in teh Germ lengueetch)
Ohai RavynG!
D
Kittehz lurn 2 “Myow” az behbehz, 2 git attenshun frum Momcat, n wen tehy c hao hyoominz go “AAAaaaaaaaaw!” at tehm wen tehy “myow” [ n eben “myow” bak at tehm! lol! ) n gib tehm nyss noms n pets n skritchez, it ree-in-4-sez taht b-habyor, ai finkso.
Ai lurv hao tehy purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wen tehy r happytail. Ai kud petpetpet tehm 4 owurz n lissen 2 tehm purrrrr 4 mee.
Hugz n cheezluv,
lol 0:18 priceless!
dis kitteh sooo much too kyoot, very hai splort hazzard! iz a noob, wat iz CHRG plzthks?
CHRG is Chicken Head Rubber Glove (spelt various ways) and part of teh name is (wdoi) –as in “CHRG(wdoi)”– which in turn means “with designs (or drawings) on it.” I think. I haven’t been around the place that long myself, but much information about local history is to be found in cweenmj’s Cheez Town Cryer… Have fun! h t t p://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
Fankyou LD, going to cheeztowncryer now!
Ohai Lundoc!
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Princess Mu’s cheeztowncryer! FTW!
Sooooo mutch gud stuff tehre.
ummm… duz yur naam meen taht u taak kaer ub problumz de la pulmones?
Tehre r seb’ral odder Dr. Tinycat’s in tihs groop, whitch maaks sens, sins the lolspeak is a lawt leik fizishun handwriting, ai finkso. ;o)
Hugz n cheezluv,
Hmmm,
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my bad;
ai keep 4-getting to leeb owt teh “o” in tohse emoticons. Tehy wer s’post 2 b:
Ai wroted teh “:”, folowd by a “o” b-4 teh “)”, 4 whitch u get:
Ohai FL/Wiz! Yes, Ai be takin cair of folks wif troubles breavin. In go teh good ayre, out go teh bad ayre, adn like taht. Wheezes adn koffs. Yu’d bii surprized hao much eazier it is to reed lolspeak tahn it iz to reed mai colleaguezes handwritings, oyesh.
(PS–sorry mai naim izn’t bloo today, but if I make my name bloo, WP throws out my commentz. Rassenfrassen silleh system…)
OMG. Dis video jus gave me teh diabeetus.
oh mai. i has kitteh like dis. now he big and not so cute and still makes same ‘mount of noize.
Good hoooman …. who will regret when incessant meowing wakes her up at night ….
VERY CUTE KITTIES!!!!
that was sooooooooo adorable!!! i love little tiny baby kitty meows!!!
O MY GOD so adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sosososo cute, omygod
ahhhaha, i know that cat. i just wish her owner wasn’t such an idiot with pets.
Ohai!
Behbeh kitteh “myowz” r toadally adorabul!
My hart growz 2 syzez wen ai heer liddul behbeh kitteh “myowz”
K’meer u liddul sweeteh! Lemme pet u n skritch u n snorgul u n kawl u my behbeh kitteh!
methinks she be sorries lators for teachin kitteh to mew non-stops
cute! *steals kitteh*
i like how kitteh jumps up like: you wanna mess with me? haha
I NEED 2 KNO HOW 2 UPLOAD A VID
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy crap, Brian, calm the frick down. Just go to YouTube, sign up there and see what happens.
Frick. -_-
sownds liek Marco! Polo! tew meh
kitteh: fowndz u
This is PRECIOUS!
The Kitteh Whispurrer
o gudz… naow i’z know i’z nawt crayzee fur ‘talking’ to mine kitteh like that, too. Else, i’z kood just be crayzee like ebryone else.
want that 49 seconds back
I wanna kitten now! I NEED a kitten now!
kyooooooooot!!!!!~ ^_^
I think a new rule of Qute should be the ears moving apart when mowing:
Ears forward (MEW!) ears back!
Oh how cute!!
Reminds me of when my fam’s first cat had her litter in 1999, they were all making little ‘mew’s’ like that, and stumbling about before they were used to walking! ^_^ so cute and so funny!
And they still meow back at us when we call their names, mature cats now of course…
Dis kitteh iz doing good job of teaching hoomans to talk good.
Awwwww… So dang cute!
The little kitten is so cute! Why would you embarress him like that???????
That’s really cute.
That cat is soooo cute! Where can I find a kitten like that and who doesn’t shred the couches?
Would you believe this cat is tubbeh and skittish now? She’s like a calico basement cat!
Omg i played this and i have 3 cats they all came running .. circling around the computer trying to figure where the sound came from i watched it over and over jus to see the reactions .. this was also the 1st time i have ever seen them tryin to do something “together” soo cute
My cat does that too:D
lol. mine too!
rofl dat lil’ kitteh was havin a convo wit her owna. lol. MEW, meew, MEW, meew, lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Mah catz do dat.
ZOMG SO FREAKIN’ CUTE!!!!
so cute! ♥
TOTALLY related: cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2607860
Seeriusly kute’n'prettay kitten.
dats my boders kitteh it cute i know