Mutiny? Of course not.
Mutiny? Of course not. The captain enjoys long swims.
but i toldz him 2 walk teh plank!
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wif tuna!
Conga-ratz Carosue, awn ur solo tawp spot!
U want teh toona sushee? I had sum foar lunsch….
ai can haz sooshee? ai bringded a pineaplol upsied down caek (frum da tropikawl eyelandz wher da pierate ship habs itz seekret hideyplase). dere’s plentee ob caek foar ebreyone!
caek, yes. The sooshi I gives to mai kitteh and may fren who like it. Raw fishies is nawt for me!
yu can has cafilornia rolls (dey has cuked crab in dem) an da tempura rolls (dey has shrimp an krab an samons dipped in tempura battur an fryed beefor dey is rololed up)!
and ye maht be neggxt, fetch me a cheesburger
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and a Grog.
Cawl meh Ishmael Kitteh
Swimmin wif dololfins?
or the huge manatees?
Ohai, Hugh!
I can go swimmin wif yoo? I’m in need of anuthur vakayshun.
Of course you can! In fact, everyone come on in, the water’s fine!!
YAY!
**putz awn swimmee soot**
Nobodee luuk, iz nawt a purty site.
noe wurriez, red, ai can help yu! ifn ai putz awn mai swimmee soot, ebrey one wil goe blind frum awl da pasty wite skinz! mai offise is inna baseymint an ai goes tu an frum werk when dere’s nawt much sun inna skey
Oh hunee, I’m payle too!
Can wii say “fishee belleh whyte”?
den we’z probiden a serbiss, dazzlen awl da sharkies and maken dem swim away!
Ifn I wuz enny paylur, LCB wud fink I wuz a shinee fing an try to luuk at me inna lyte.
Oh Hugh!! Ai noe itz purrrfeklee nactchual fur yoo, creechure ov teh sea, to say!
But – ai awlwaiz hav a sentimental . . .thing fur “come on in. . . .” becuz that wuz waht Melissa sed to mee teh verree furst taim ai commented heer. It wuz so frendlee, an ebreewun wuz so nice. Itz a reelee nice memoree fur mee.
Teh capitan shud nawt have put the sweter awn the kitteh, is whut I fink.
aifinkso u r rite bowt taht! Captain haz onlee himseff tew blaim!
Horizontlol strypes nawt flatterin awn verry menny.
Nachural horizontlol strypes iz a hole ‘nuthur storee.
Ai a gree! stoopie hooman is stoopie. Deserbs cons e quensis.
an noa he has leraned teh lesson to be neber be satsy
to kitteh again! everyone haz to leran sometime!
Iz teh Fronsch sale lor kitteh?
we’re sunk.
Oh noes!
Iz wii awn teh Whyte Star krooz?
He enjoyz deh swim so much hii takingz a nap dere tu…. sleeping wif deh fisheez….. berry kumforting….
alas, the fishies just will not leave one alone during the nap.
nibble-nibble-nibble…….annoying.
Ur nexst, my deer.
**Remembur teh kommurshul?**
err, ummm…….nope.
Heer ya go.
Linkee
I dunno about that, but it’s gettin’ perilously close to blood in the scuppers time here.
Uh-huh.
Wate…wut?
**finks mebbe Dan iz sufferin frum too mutch heet, cuz hur nawt unnerstan a fing him jes sed**
oh, no big deal, just about reached the “start drinkin’ at work” stage.
Oh, I SO kno dat feline!
So, wuts ur preferins? I’ll see wut I gots….
unfortunately, I really canNOT afford to lower my inhibitions.
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ya know, jail time for assault with intent and all that rot.
Butt, I has connekshuns wif teh cops, memembur?
My onlee rekwest iz dat dey leev u in teh hancuffs…
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at leest foar a liddlol whiel….
if handcuffs were to be involved……….I really would be going to jail. Most likely for assault of a P.O. and resisting.
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I don’t handle involuntary restraint……….well.
and I don’t have sufficient trust in, well…….anyone, to be voluntarily restrained.
**powts**
Havin too much fun, ar yoo???
I guess that would depend on how one defines “fun”.
*snerk* Well here in KY bein drunk iz a defense. We had a lolyer git awf uf a embezelment charge kause hii wuz tu drunk during dat tyme tu put tugether such a crime. (Melburn Mills)
Yah!
Owr noo toorist slogin iz: Come to KY! Get drunk an get awl ur charjis dropped!
Captenn Kitteh lykes
shynee, smoov andz cleen Weel Howss.
Wawntz ‘Loodicruss Speed’z!
Captenn Kitteh canz
sits awn t3h Weel andz steerz if
hurz no canz reetch it
Captenn Kitteh duz
nawtz knoez dat t3h ‘Wet’ hurz seez
amz juss wutz awn tawp
Jack.
*claps*
*acksidentaly noks over papers*
Oops. Dey werent dat important anywayz.
Rite nauw, hez swmng bak to teh TTI
Ummm, yu fink wii shuld throw hyme a lyfe raft? Hii iz waven hyms arms purty fast.
Nah, himz jes relee frenlee.
Butt, butt, hii keeps bobbin up an down!
whut, izze tryin’ to generate the waves to body-surf to shore?
Oh, okai! *wanders off tu find a nyce topical drink*
Aifink himz just doin teh roe-bix.
CC bless da purrson who invented WiFi!! I iz in da kitchen mayken da dindin an kan still play in Cheezland!! YAY!
Dindin?
Wut u cuukin?
**tries to remembur how to get to 3km’s howse**
I iz makin Mexican! Tacos fur da boi, an burritos fur us, along wif homemade re-fried beans an mexican rice (from a bag) Yu know my history wif rice.
Oh, an homemade salsa!
I can has been burrytoe wif lotsa cheez an whak-a-mole?
OOps, I nawt ownli lyke wun kinda whak-a-mole, an dat cums frum a little tiny resturant in FL. I nawt mayke whak-a-mole, howebber, i iz awlmost expert in pikkin owt purrfectly ripe avakado. Diz comes frum my nawt sekkund hubbi. Notice my last name.
guac……..*shudders……….then retches*
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*faintly* y’all can have mah share.
Mii tu! I nawt lyke!
3km – U still has nawt-sekkund huzbin’s naym an nawt Chikkin-Man’s?
Moar whak-a-mole foar me? YAY!
Long story! I awlmost wented bak tu my maiden name after da divorce, but I wanted da same last name as my boi kat, an den wen nawt sekkund hubbie said “Yu kan no longer haz my last name, yu need tu change it!” Well, (roflmao) I said “Yu wanna bet?”
haha! tell him he can haz hiz naem bak foar dublol allymoney!
mmmmmm! ai lubs fresh homeymaed whakamoly!
what’s fur dindin? ai dunt wanna cuuk, is tu hawt. can ai come tu yer plase?
*sigh*
teh VLC Cheezmeet iz ober fer PLasticat an ai – wii iz bakk hoem in NooYawk. wii eben had tew leeve befor teh sir prize fer LeezaB…
bakk tew RL….
*sigh*
Ohai, UK!
At leest y’all gots to meet eberywun an snorglol teh bebbehs!
Did yoo snag wun foar me?
Ai been cownting kittehs an chekking bags.
U sown lyk 3km.
Um, konsidering Lucy’s yet undeveloped skill an kuteness, maibii YU shuld bii checkin yur bag. Wii gonna teach her da money krinkles tu, just lyke cellofane.
Hur wudda comed up emptee-moufed, I finkso!
given the proclivities of long-passed Kitty, checkin’ bags has nothing to do with the *ahem* adoptive intentions of any hoomans. so, no real suprise there.
it wuz hard tew nawt bring wun hoem wif us – Plasticat and ai boff liekd Zephyr a LAWT! butt wii nawt need more kittehs rite naow..
but ai gotted to hold teh WHOLE cuddle puddle awl at wunce!!!!!!!! liddlol bebeh purrs and snorgles
an Kate peed awn mii!! her soaked mai shirt, an Pk had tew gib mii a dri wun!!
an ai dint fink ai shuld snag wun fer yu yet, rhsb – dey nawt reedy yew go tew noo hoems yet…butt dey will suun!! wich wun ya want??
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Iz ober fur ebreewun, ’sept Leeza an DK. They just leebed heer.
POC hadda go home befoar teh suprize coz KD needing her. So waz just me an Seanya an Leeza an DK fur teh suprize: we taked Leeza awn a 90-minnit boat toor uv teh Fousand Ai-lands an Lake Untaryo an teh Saint Lawrence Ribber. Her lubbed it! We awl lubbed it! It waz fun!!! Tehn we camed bakk an relaksdid a lil an nao tehy haz leebed to go tu DK’s howse.
Hao Eva an PC be, UK? Tehy misst eech uvver, aifinkso…
PK, I iz kumin tu yur howse fur bakashun. Yu haz it awl, purty bebbeh kittehs, lakes, breakfast owt an boat rides awn da river. I see yu in a minute!
Pik me up awn ur way, 3km!
Donut foargit teh burrytoe.
What ai duz NAWT haz iz cleen (or decluttered) partmint, but nowun seemd tu mind much. LOL
Well., wif awl teh grate peepl an byoot babeeh kittehs – hoo wud see enething but heeps o’fun!!
An ai hav awnlee 4 missing tax docuemints to find – an tehn ai am finallee reddi to be off to mai tax purrson.
Wunderful bote ride wud hav bin a LOT moar fun!
wii wuz wunderin wut Leeza’s reakshun wuld be tew her sprize!! wii iz teh sawry tew hab missed it
Plasticat missed teh Diva – wii gotted hoem, awl free kitties meeted us at teh door and sai “ohai, weer yu ben?” and wandered awai fer naps! Eva snifsnifsnif mai clothes and hands tho…
Betcha Eva finded teh smells awn yur clothes n awl berry inneresting an familyar.
Iz funneh hao much yu can miss yur kittehs, being away juss wun nite. Ai glad yu bof could come, tho.
it wuz teh FUN!
wen wii doin it agin??!!
Wunce we recobber?
Absolololutly fun, tho, an defnitlee need tu du agen! An has nicewitch an ‘mandakat an LCB an Janet an booklion an awl wif us nekst time! Toronto Zoo, ennywun???
Aifinkso Seanya an ai gunna collapse awn cowch, nom sum suppers, watch sumfing silleh, an cuddlol big kittehs an Cory-Panfer (him tu loooong tu luk lyk a bear nao!). Seanya hazza BERRY sore frum eksitmint an duing fings an awl. Ai mebbe be inanowt, tho.
ooo – Toronto Zoo!!! Yeshyeshyesh!!!
hims got big and tuff.
Yu iz rite – Cory iz no lawnger teh cuddly liddlol CoryBear wii seed a munf ago!!
Wii hazza tyred tew…ai iz duing lawndree an otter stuffs, but ai iz goin tew bed eerlee … haz tew get up at 5 AM fer pleh werk. Plasticat gets tew sleep in, nawt fayr!
Wii cud du teh combiend Toronto/Niagara Cheezmeet, coz wii ownlee abowt 70-80 minnits awae frum eech uvvur. Lawts tu see an du in boaf plasis. Ai gots ruum foar … lessee, kween-bed, dubbol footon … cowch foar mii, cos ai’s short enuf tu fit … poarch swing onna deck … tent inna teeneetinee bakyard … mmmmmm …… ELEBENTEEFOARTEENS!! As lawng as is nawt snoes, ob kors.
ai LUBS Niagara Fawls!! sownds liek a purrfekt cheezmeet, Toronto and Niagara! yeshyesh…wii kan haz???
Kitteh’s preddee swedder maches hiz straipes. (Ur duz he cawl it hid jummpurr?)
OK Hai PK! glad tew heer dat the cheezemeet at ur place wented well. Teh Porkland Orygun Cheezemeet wuz a bit shorter. Wuz olny 4 hoursz, but a gud thyme wuz had by awl. Teh atehdeez wuz TessM, 2Minions, JD, and mai Self.
Wii awl met at Powells City of Bookson teh coughfee shawp. Tehy godda get sawfter seets in there. My post…pawst…sitty daown parts still hurtin’ frum teh stoopy hard wudden chiars tehy haz daer.
Wii talked bout aur faborite LOL’s and Cheezepeeps and aur kittehs. and ub course teh SCP, Cory-Panther amd Eva.
Wii awlzo learned a bit ‘bhout each uver.
Wen wii Haz teh next cheeze meet AI hope dat moar peeps can bee there!
OBTW I walked up tew TessM and 2minions wif a picture ov the bery nawt second LOL and asked if tehy wuz looking for a missing Cheezburger.
Nawt sekund (or furst) mate kitteh.
cutiny!
call me Ishmael