Comments on: Q: Is it proper to eat cheezburgers with your fingers?

By: virzan tillweed

virzan tillweed — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:38:59 +0000

Mmph! How dis [chomp] fingr git [nip] in mah mout? [clamp]

By: eubie

eubie — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:51:33 +0000

Tihs is gud stuffs, but wun kweschun–if is own lee a liddul more tahn 3 weekweekweeks, duz tehm nawt need 2 B boddul feeded?

By: wmdkitty

wmdkitty — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:52:39 +0000

D’AWWWWWWWWWWW SO CUTE!

By: izzy

izzy — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:27:29 +0000

talk about finger food!!!

By: helena

helena — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:47:04 +0000

that is a funny saying

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:21:10 +0000

Heer b a kwik link tu teh Kramer Method.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:53:49 +0000

Hey Patrick!!! {{{{{{Patrick}}}} This iz wunderful noos.

All around!! Saving teh feral babbehs – getting wun fur yurself! WIN! WIN! WIN!

But ai never herd of the “Kramer Method.” Cudda uzed it 5 yeers ago when I got mai 2 kwite feral kittens. Tehy are AWLMOAST socialized, but after awl this taim in teh haus, ai still cannot pick tehm up.

*goes to luk up “Kramer Method.”*

By: princessmu

princessmu — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:52:53 +0000

if u fallow awlla da rools u miss awlla da fun!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:49:22 +0000

@@@@@ !!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:48:46 +0000

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:13:39 +0000

Hoo sez u has tu fawlo awl teh roolz?

By: judson

judson — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:16:48 +0000

De kitteh takes de hoomin by teh hand an woks her obber to the fud bowl to poynt owt the emptinesses thare.

By: robbevonscholle

robbevonscholle — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:00:37 +0000

wut an adoreblol lil kitten <3

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 07:06:25 +0000

had the kitten been spayed? if so, did his bladder plug?
I lost a orange and white super-floof to just that.

By: jd

jd — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 07:02:02 +0000

*Sad Warning*
.
A frend ob myne gabe a neglected kitteh a foreber home abowt a yeer ago. Teh kitteh died today. Cawse unknown. Totally sudden. George teh kitteh was well last nite, but was ill when he came home from wurk adn died a short time after in his arms on teh way to teh vets.
.
Pliz, awl ob yu, gibe yore kitteh(s) an extra snorgle.
.
I am hoping dat it haz nuffing to do wib teh major beef recawl going on in the US at teh moment, but pliz be careful.

By: liloaktree

liloaktree — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 06:58:17 +0000

Ohmaigorsh, what a fierce one.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:58:25 +0000

Ai halp u fix ur brainz so u has no hurtz left.

By: tessm

tessm — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:58:22 +0000

*googles Kramer Method*
*lurns sumfing noo every day*
Patrick, u is full uv teh win an teh awsum!!!
But u nawt follow rool whut sez to nawt keep fostered kittehs!!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:43:29 +0000

laydee fingers, FTW!

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:33:01 +0000

*Brings in a sham wow anna dry flannik*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:47:24 +0000

Well frenz, I finkso I better try to get sum sleeps so I nawt be a zombee at werk 2morro.

Haz a gud nite/day/wutebber!

**schmooz to awl teh Cheezfrenz**

By: onions and petunias

onions and petunias — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:41:31 +0000

A dubbol reskew! Thank CC that cc81 came by!

** relief **

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:19:34 +0000

I gots a 10′x10′ storidj yoonit dat I’m werkin awn deklutterin. Iz ALOT of werk, lemmetellya!

‘Nite, ICHF.

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:17:29 +0000

Good luck wif dat, Red. Iz gonna ignorify mine for nao, and go watch TV in bed. Nitey-nite!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:15:34 +0000

Yah, teh showz wifowt Neecy are nawt az gud.

Watchin dat show gibs me inspirayshun to get my own mayhem an foolishness undur contrlol.

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:13:31 +0000

Me too! I lubs Ms Nash – she cracks me up wif her “mayhem and foolishness”!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:11:32 +0000

Yesh he wuz!

I lubs dat show. I’m plannin to has a hyooj grodj sael soon, an wish I cud maek $10,000 lyk tehy did.

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:09:33 +0000

Ohai red. Aifinkso I saw that guy too! Wuz he on “Clean House”?

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:07:24 +0000

Yayyy!! Teh cheezmeet looks like it was teh fun. U all look so happee, and teh SCP are splortalicious!

By: caramelchef81

caramelchef81 — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:02:09 +0000

Onoes! Grantski- yooz bin daon awile!

**skoopity skoopity skoopity, grantskis brayne bits
**rins,rins,rins dem wif sayleen adn a splash ov spraklee waddurs
**pikkin owt teh ickee bits den puts dem bak intu teh hed-cabbity
**kayrflee playce yoor hedbonez in “mostlee” teh rite oardur
**wun lawng peece uv dukkee taep tu hawld dem tugevver
**snaps awn a bran noo CHRG (wdoi), esstra tite!

leeds Grantski tu teh Splort Recubbery Room, cuvvers wif floofeh blankee adn offer sum fresh pays-trees adn chokolit truffles tu nom. Der, pleez reelaks adn nawt tu be luukin at teh cyoot til awl beddur- kthxbai!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:01:09 +0000

Thanks u very much. I was almost a gawner.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:56:02 +0000

FB be fun, an iz lots uv cheezpeeps there, an yu can make teh priva-sea settings so onlee frenz can seeing yu.

Haoeber, til then, coz yu mai frend an hassa sad — go luk in yur profile. Aifinkso will wurk…

By: onions and petunias

onions and petunias — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:55:42 +0000

Granski’s down. Whut to do? Ai’m not CCC licensed. O, deer, is dere a good samaritan law in Cheezland that if I do an unkwalified reskew, Grantski won’t soo me?

Let’s see if Ai remember the process ..

*** sweep up da brains in a neat pyle ***
*** rinse with scented wadders … lemon and raspberries **
*** replace them in the bwain cabbity ***
*** tapey, tapey with xtra strong ducky tape ***
*** place authentic 50s bafing cap over tape, as Ai donut have extra CHRGs**
*** wraps Granski in soft kitty bankie and provides refreshing cool drink *** leads Grasnki to Splort Recobery Lounge ***

Now, be sure to check with licensed splort-repaired as soon as you are feeling better, and stockpile some CHRGs for da fuchure.

By: caramelchef81

caramelchef81 — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:52:13 +0000

Yesh yesh…yooz nawt teh cyoots, yooz berri hansum blak panfer! berri furroshus adn feers **cc81 tie-tins hurs CHRG (wdoi), baks awai ebber sew sloely, nawt tu be moobin wifakwikniss, sew hurs nawt nommed bai teh crayzded blak panfer**

Whew! Iz sayf!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:49:51 +0000

For kicks, or a show?

I’ve paynted my tow-nalez befoar, butt I’m a girlie.

Foar my nawt-sekkund weddin, I paynted dem UK bloo!

By: onions and petunias

onions and petunias — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:49:14 +0000

ooooo, neber fun gibbin teh meddysines …

{{{{{minerva99 + shawdow}}}}}

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:47:52 +0000

nope, I’ve painted “a” fingernail before, steel gray, and it was one I’d grown and sharpened into a claw about 3/4 inch long

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:45:19 +0000

They weren’t a very “manly” color, either. Kind of an orangish/red.

U nawt paynt urs, do ya, Dan?

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:41:08 +0000

*shrugs* some folks’re strange that way……

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:38:31 +0000

OMCCWTFBBQ…

I jes saw a man awn tee-vee WIF PAYNTED TOW-NALEZ!

By: Grantski

Grantski — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:35:46 +0000

GAHHH! *Splort*

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:35:27 +0000

Umm, well, I NAWT defeatheren da wings I got bringed yu my bak door. So yu kan haz em enniway yu lyke az long az yu like dem wif feathers.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:31:57 +0000

I no kan sii. I guess I gonna hafta make a facebook..

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:19:59 +0000

Gud luk, Minerva!

Givvin kittehs medisin? Been dere, dun dat. Kitteh nawt had clawz, butt it wuz still a battlol.

{{{Minerva}}} {{{Shadow}}}

By: minerva99

minerva99 — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:16:58 +0000

well, ai iz sinen orf. ai habs to get shadow to taek hur keemoferapee meddysines, den ai wil need a showur tu warsh the meddysines orf me an tu put badnages awn awl da bites an skritches. it is amazeing hao wen yu aer tryen tu get sumfing intu yur cat, awl der bonz turn tu jelly sowz dey can slip awae, an their pointee endz tend tu multiplie!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:16:03 +0000

I saw dem!

Eberywun luuks SO grate! I wish I cudda been dere.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:12:13 +0000

Ohai!!!

Ai haz uploaded teh bestist 12 cheezmeet pix frum mai camra ontu mai Faisbuk.

If yu nawt is mai frend there yet, clikkee mai name an yu can finding me there. (Sowree, fur safetee reezuns, ai keeps fings on mai profyle bisibul onlee tu frenz.)

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:06:49 +0000

well, is the same way we all eat, sleep, and excrete. We aren’t that dissimilar when splorted. Insides are insides, mebbe kinda gross, but then everybodys is.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:04:20 +0000

Sowwy, I cud nawt halp myself.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:03:44 +0000

**kwietlee gets chayre an poppycorms**