Q: Is it proper to eat cheezburgers with your fingers?
Q: Is it proper to eat cheezburgers with your fingers? A: No, the fingers should be eaten separately.
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hao abowt cheezburger flavered fingers?!?!
oh! ai iz nawt sekund!!!! ai has a stoopyfied! ai wil maeks cheezburgers and ladee fingurs fur eberybodee!
*setz up cheezburger masheen and gets tu cuken da burgurs)
and ai’m bringing iz kreem and rootbeer for floats.
Onions and petunias, fanks 4 iz kreem and yomi
rootbeer…ai volentur to float–an inurtoob in da
pool–parrot-dice!
catta-cake – shure sounds nice to float on a hot day
*Dans, dans, dans fur minerva99 and hur naw-sekund*
YAY! minerva99!!! Go gurl! Pleez tu haz buritos and salsa wif chippys!
3km can gibs u wings. U jes gotta tayle hur how u want dem fixded.
mmmm! i can has hawt wings wif bloo cheez? ai lubs da bufflow wings!
*noms*
U get piece of burfday cake left over as thanx.
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oh, wundurmus! lefted over caek is bery nommy, aifinkso!
yu wantz a cheezburger? ai can maek one fur yu, jes tell me how yu lieks dem.
No ketup for me plz.
Umm, well, I NAWT defeatheren da wings I got bringed yu my bak door. So yu kan haz em enniway yu lyke az long az yu like dem wif feathers.
But if dey belongs to a laydee, dey shud be eeted aftur teh cheezburger.
laydee fingers, FTW!
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nomnomnomnom…
uh-oh…
SPLORT!
Quick, dyal nine elbenty! We has a splort heer already! Why wusn’t you wearing yer protective geer?
i lob “Quick, dyal nine elbenty!” i pramish to wear
protective geer. Can yous celery phon?
oh noes!! oh noes!!!!
Weee OOO Weee OOO Weee OOO
*comez in wifs da ccc*
Skoopz up da braynz, an washez dem orf
*skoop, skoop, swish, swish*
Putz da braynz bak inna kranial cabity
Pik owt da ickky bitz an paks dem doewn
*patty, patty, patty, pat*
Putz da tawp bak awn, an dukky taep in plase
*rrrrrrrrppppp, rrrrrrrrppppp, rrrrrrrrppppp*
Fitz jk2k wif new chrg (wdoi) an moar dukky taep
sitz bak wif some chawklat an a few ladeefingers
whew, fankees minerva! taht wun snuk up awn mii!
*admyrs noo chrg frum verreeus anglols*
Wii can haz teh splortinz at mai hows 4 teh last cuppla wiiks. Wii tuk n sum ferul babeh kittehs n bin sosulyzin dem yoozin teh Kramer Method. It b wurkin lyk a charm. Wii awlreddy adoptd owt tu ov teh kittehs, teh last wun yesturdai (Caturday) tu sumwun ai wurkz wif. Teh last wun wii may can has. Him b a tuk see do lyk dis babeh kitteh, n him b lotsa fun n provydin us wif manee splortin pawsy bill a teez. But, wii can has manee CHRG(wdot) tu prevnt teh sploshunz ov braynz,
How luvlee!! How good uv yu!!! How happee yu mus be for all teh kittehs an peeps to have new forevur-frends!!!
When I can has kittehs, I jus ushully leeve my brains in a jar by teh door or elts I’d be kleenin them up all teh time.
YAY!!!!!1!!11!!! foar patrick!!!
donut wurree, wif awl da kyootness arownd yu ebrey day, yu can haz tawlur… tuller… yur abillatee tu habs moar splort-endusing kittehs around wil goe up!!
*googles Kramer Method*
*lurns sumfing noo every day*
Patrick, u is full uv teh win an teh awsum!!!
But u nawt follow rool whut sez to nawt keep fostered kittehs!!
Hoo sez u has tu fawlo awl teh roolz?
if u fallow awlla da rools u miss awlla da fun!
Hey Patrick!!! {{{{{{Patrick}}}} This iz wunderful noos.
All around!! Saving teh feral babbehs – getting wun fur yurself! WIN! WIN! WIN!
But ai never herd of the “Kramer Method.” Cudda uzed it 5 yeers ago when I got mai 2 kwite feral kittens. Tehy are AWLMOAST socialized, but after awl this taim in teh haus, ai still cannot pick tehm up.
*goes to luk up “Kramer Method.”*
Heer b a kwik link tu teh Kramer Method.
Tihs is gud stuffs, but wun kweschun–if is own lee a liddul more tahn 3 weekweekweeks, duz tehm nawt need 2 B boddul feeded?
ooh cheezburgerz n fingerz.nom nom nom.fanx minerva fer teh nomz
I wonder if kitteh named Kilroy?
Hey Dan, I got ur suppur.
**gibs Dan a bocks of Zebra Caeks**
**runsawaywifakwikness**
Az in Kilroy wuz heer? Kitteh definitely is heer!
remember to work from de owtside in
it gud etikette.
aaaa,
lux lik my babe sox,
splooooooort!
*Scoops up Maxmommy’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until feline bettur.
braaaaaayyynnnneeez!
thx k2
nom nom nom nom nom CHOMP
Hewmin feengurr maykz
ekksellent teetheeng reeng
4 Bebbeh Kitteh
Bebbeh Kitteh habz
shawpz liddill teef. Awllwayz wawntz
2 Nom Nom Nom Nom
Bebbeh Kitteh needz
lawtza prakktiss so hurz can
sayvurr Cheezburgrz!
Jack.
*clappity clappity clappity floofee paws fur Jack*
U iz teh talented, Jack!
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awl mai cheezburgers are belong tu yu, jack!!
oh hai! my finger haz a first name, itz nom nom nom nom nom…..
Iz bebbeh basement kitteh! wif Blu eyez! *SPLORT*
Oh noes! Catslave be down!
HALP!
Sumwun cawl 9-elebenty!
*Scoops up catslave’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem awl bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif lotsa dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif elolfants awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until feline bettur.
*Scoops up Catslave’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until feline bettur.
Fankees to teh purrson who inbented C&P, an to KayKitteh, whoze Splort Recubbery I “borryed”.
B free, mai frend, tu borry teh recubbery az neded coz ai is tu bed sune going.
*titens protektif geer*
few! gud ting ai heeded wahrnin cuz dat kitteh is bery bery kyoot. wite wiskerz iz inchantin mee.
I iz feers blak panfer! I iz wildd an feroshus! I noms down my latest prey wif terrifying hyooje chomping growling snarling bites!
AN KWIT CALLIN ME KYOOT!!!
ai pramish nawt to cawl feers blak panfer KYOOT!!
It wahs bahd ha-beet. No mahr…das awl. ai
rust-peck wildd and feroshus.
Yesh yesh…yooz nawt teh cyoots, yooz berri hansum blak panfer! berri furroshus adn feers **cc81 tie-tins hurs CHRG (wdoi), baks awai ebber sew sloely, nawt tu be moobin wifakwikniss, sew hurs nawt nommed bai teh crayzded blak panfer**
Whew! Iz sayf!
bsmnt kat has snt hyz mynawns 2 deevawahs yur solz
starten at de edgez an werken dere wai intu da midlol?
Nebber bite da hands dat feed yu kitteh!
“Nibblol, nibblol, nibblol…..”
WerPress killd mah comment *again*
Oh well, I splort anyways
~Splort!~
*Scoops up D.R.’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes caerfullee wif saline*
*Putz dem awl bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif pengwins awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at teh cyoot until u r feline bettur.
Hopfuly dat nawt happen again cuz itz discustin.
why discustin? were dirty thoughts present?
Dere was a splort.
well, is the same way we all eat, sleep, and excrete. We aren’t that dissimilar when splorted. Insides are insides, mebbe kinda gross, but then everybodys is.
**kwietlee gets chayre an poppycorms**
Thanks u very much. I was almost a gawner.
greedeh kitteh iz greedeh
**luuks at clok**
Just ovur 2 howers until 2morrow!
AAAARRGGGHHHH!!!!
**runs arown in cirklols, peein in a flannik**
bad, bad red! yu noes yu iz apposded tu pee inna litturbocks!!!
Sowwy, I cud nawt halp myself.
*Brings in a sham wow anna dry flannik*
Dis beez reelee klebber..gud wurk
Ohai!!!
Ai haz uploaded teh bestist 12 cheezmeet pix frum mai camra ontu mai Faisbuk.
If yu nawt is mai frend there yet, clikkee mai name an yu can finding me there.
(Sowree, fur safetee reezuns, ai keeps fings on mai profyle bisibul onlee tu frenz.)
I saw dem!
Eberywun luuks SO grate! I wish I cudda been dere.
FB be fun, an iz lots uv cheezpeeps there, an yu can make teh priva-sea settings so onlee frenz can seeing yu.
Haoeber, til then, coz yu mai frend an hassa sad — go luk in yur profile. Aifinkso will wurk…
Yayyy!! Teh cheezmeet looks like it was teh fun. U all look so happee, and teh SCP are splortalicious!
well, ai iz sinen orf. ai habs to get shadow to taek hur keemoferapee meddysines, den ai wil need a showur tu warsh the meddysines orf me an tu put badnages awn awl da bites an skritches. it is amazeing hao wen yu aer tryen tu get sumfing intu yur cat, awl der bonz turn tu jelly sowz dey can slip awae, an their pointee endz tend tu multiplie!
Gud luk, Minerva!
Givvin kittehs medisin? Been dere, dun dat. Kitteh nawt had clawz, butt it wuz still a battlol.
{{{Minerva}}} {{{Shadow}}}
ooooo, neber fun gibbin teh meddysines …
{{{{{minerva99 + shawdow}}}}}
GAHHH! *Splort*
Granski’s down. Whut to do? Ai’m not CCC licensed. O, deer, is dere a good samaritan law in Cheezland that if I do an unkwalified reskew, Grantski won’t soo me?
Let’s see if Ai remember the process ..
*** sweep up da brains in a neat pyle ***
*** rinse with scented wadders … lemon and raspberries **
*** replace them in the bwain cabbity ***
*** tapey, tapey with xtra strong ducky tape ***
*** place authentic 50s bafing cap over tape, as Ai donut have extra CHRGs**
*** wraps Granski in soft kitty bankie and provides refreshing cool drink *** leads Grasnki to Splort Recobery Lounge ***
Now, be sure to check with licensed splort-repaired as soon as you are feeling better, and stockpile some CHRGs for da fuchure.
Onoes! Grantski- yooz bin daon awile!
**skoopity skoopity skoopity, grantskis brayne bits
**rins,rins,rins dem wif sayleen adn a splash ov spraklee waddurs
**pikkin owt teh ickee bits den puts dem bak intu teh hed-cabbity
**kayrflee playce yoor hedbonez in “mostlee” teh rite oardur
**wun lawng peece uv dukkee taep tu hawld dem tugevver
**snaps awn a bran noo CHRG (wdoi), esstra tite!
leeds Grantski tu teh Splort Recubbery Room, cuvvers wif floofeh blankee adn offer sum fresh pays-trees adn chokolit truffles tu nom. Der, pleez reelaks adn nawt tu be luukin at teh cyoot til awl beddur- kthxbai!
A dubbol reskew! Thank CC that cc81 came by!
** relief **
OMCCWTFBBQ…
I jes saw a man awn tee-vee WIF PAYNTED TOW-NALEZ!
*shrugs* some folks’re strange that way……
They weren’t a very “manly” color, either. Kind of an orangish/red.
U nawt paynt urs, do ya, Dan?
nope, I’ve painted “a” fingernail before, steel gray, and it was one I’d grown and sharpened into a claw about 3/4 inch long
For kicks, or a show?
I’ve paynted my tow-nalez befoar, butt I’m a girlie.
Foar my nawt-sekkund weddin, I paynted dem UK bloo!
Ohai red. Aifinkso I saw that guy too! Wuz he on “Clean House”?
Yesh he wuz!
I lubs dat show. I’m plannin to has a hyooj grodj sael soon, an wish I cud maek $10,000 lyk tehy did.
Me too! I lubs Ms Nash – she cracks me up wif her “mayhem and foolishness”!
Yah, teh showz wifowt Neecy are nawt az gud.
Watchin dat show gibs me inspirayshun to get my own mayhem an foolishness undur contrlol.
Good luck wif dat, Red. Iz gonna ignorify mine for nao, and go watch TV in bed. Nitey-nite!
I gots a 10′x10′ storidj yoonit dat I’m werkin awn deklutterin. Iz ALOT of werk, lemmetellya!
‘Nite, ICHF.
Well frenz, I finkso I better try to get sum sleeps so I nawt be a zombee at werk 2morro.
Haz a gud nite/day/wutebber!
**schmooz to awl teh Cheezfrenz**
Ai halp u fix ur brainz so u has no hurtz left.
Ohmaigorsh, what a fierce one.
*Sad Warning*
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A frend ob myne gabe a neglected kitteh a foreber home abowt a yeer ago. Teh kitteh died today. Cawse unknown. Totally sudden. George teh kitteh was well last nite, but was ill when he came home from wurk adn died a short time after in his arms on teh way to teh vets.
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Pliz, awl ob yu, gibe yore kitteh(s) an extra snorgle.
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I am hoping dat it haz nuffing to do wib teh major beef recawl going on in the US at teh moment, but pliz be careful.
had the kitten been spayed? if so, did his bladder plug?
I lost a orange and white super-floof to just that.
wut an adoreblol lil kitten <3
De kitteh takes de hoomin by teh hand an woks her obber to the fud bowl to poynt owt the emptinesses thare.
that is a funny saying
talk about finger food!!!
D’AWWWWWWWWWWW SO CUTE!
Mmph! How dis [chomp] fingr git [nip] in mah mout? [clamp]