Mommm, he’s on my side again!
Mommm, he’s on my side again!
but mah side nawt sew comfurtabul.
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If ai haz tu separatez u won moar time . . .!!
*makes face behind BGee’s back*
*reeches ober – tuches mary0*
shees touching meeeeeee ow!
OH SHUSH!! Maaam Ai DINT tuch hur! Ai wuzzent enewaher NEER hur!!
ai will bild a nvizibble wall batween uz tu! no can cross wall!
*thumbz noze , wagguls fingers behind boaks’s head*
*reeches ober – pokes mary0*
*waits til JCH4K goes to sleep*
*ties her shoe laces together*
*smiles innocently*
*waeks up when car stops fur lunch*
*opens dore – traiz to get out*
*fawls out unto teh pavement – getz big bump awn hed*
MAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!! OWW!! OWWWW!!! MARY TAID MAI SHOO LAYCES TOGEEEEEETHTHEERR!! WAAAAAAAAH!!! WAAAAAH!!!
*sniff* *snufflul* It’z AWL HUR FAWLT!!! WAaaaaaaaaahh. . .
*grandma steps out of car*
*gasp* oh you poor baby come inside and i’ll buy you some ice cream and mary0 say sorry to jch4k!
ooops.:sad: now i feel teh bad. here, i sing sumfing for you
♪don’t cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ouuuuuuuuuut looooooooooowd
Congrats BGee!
Tank u!
I uzed mai best “Auntie” voice. Neber had to develop teh “Mom” voice
Auntee voys gud enuf!! wee haz de auforitee widout all de kleeninz-ups
True! An u can plae wif teh kiddies until dey is nice an tired and cranky, then kiss ‘em bye-bye.
Oh yes!! Ai, too, hav awnlee an Auntie voyce, but it iz a powerful thing indeed!
Ai haz teh Auntie voyce tu… iz berri gud fing, espeshully wen yu kin sez- Duz yu wantz meh tu tell yoor momkat wen her koms hoam? Hmm?
Ai aboydid siblin trubbulz bai ownlee habbin wun kidlet!
Wadwihl happun? Huh? Wadwihl happun??? Huh?
TIEM OUT will happun!!
Noe it an feer it!
*ominous music plays*
he’s touching meeee ow!!!
cleerlie da oranj kitteh tuched nawt-sekond wifs himz butt! so awl retallymatashuns by teh tuxie is justimified!
Do Ai haz to stawp an cum bakk dere?
*crosses eyes, makes silent gagging sound behind annipuss*
Ai seed dat riflektid in mai glassis!
*wuhwoh. i aer in trubble now. mek sumfing up kwik*
ummmm ifeel sik. are we there yet?
Git ur ten drillz off miiiiiii!!!!!!!
Maaaaahhhhhmmmmmmm!!!!!!!
Shii’z dewing it agin!!!!!!!
Ai’d deel wiv teh bofe uv u ownlee Ai haz a tyred an aer goin 2 bed.
G’nite an plz fite kwietlee!
Nite Anni! Haz sweet dreams!
*sweetlee* G’nite Anni!!
Stikz owt tung at MaisNon ~~ plllebbbtttt!!!!
*skwirts tabasko soss on da cween’s tung*
AaiiiiiiEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
habs gud seepiez, anni!!
*sitz 2 tiem out chairz in opposite cornerz ov teh room*
*Sitzs egg tiemer in teh middle ov teh room*
I haz room 4 bowth of u. Any qwestiens?
*putz fingirs reeely reeeely cloes to da cween wifsout tuchin*
see? aiz nawt tuchin yu!
aiz nawt tuchin yu!
AAAAAHHHHHRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Coootees!!!!! Dehy jumpt on mii!!!!!
Git em off!! git em off!!!!!!
Srayz anticootie spary awl ober cweenmj.
*pshhhhhhhh*
Auntee Kewty?? Ub korse I haz a kewt Auntee!!
wuz she a clemeentine?
Wat? Wat? Wat eff u havva cumbaks heer???
Moooooovveee
hehehehehehe! dis bemindes me ob da tripz we wud taek wen ai wuz just a kittin. free ob us inna bakseet an eberyfing wud be okay until sumone (neber me, ob corse) wud start instagateing! den awl hayle wud brak loose!
Dat iz funni! I wuz just tellin hubbikat bout mine fambily’s “road trips” “Shii’s own MY side mooommmmm!”
hahaha! mai bruvver awlwaes usted tu sae dat we wer usen up awl himz ockseegen (we wud teese him acause he wer teh littlolest, an he awlwaes had tu sit inna middlol)
I wuz da littlest an I awlwaiz gitted da middle. Sister an bother were 5 an 6 yrs owlder den mii, so dey had torture experience!
mai seester an ai wer owlder dan him, but ai wuz da owldest ob awl, tho ai wuz awlwaes a just an onest tierant!
(that’s mai storee an ai am sticken tu eet!)
Middlol waz best coz yew wer elebated adn culd C eberyfing.
Did yew see dat?
Awww…tew bad.
If yew were sitting awn teh hump, ai bet yew wooda saw eet.
Tew late nao.
Mai bingo card awlmoast full. Hao yew doin’?
I still need Tennessee and Road Eyeland….. I’ll nebber win…. hoo eber seez a Road Eyeland plate????
ahem ahem, us noo ingerland folkses haz. oncet. menne yeers ago. STN!
Ooooh! punch buggy bloo! *bery gentlee swats cweenmj awn teh ahrm*
ooooo! ai forgotted abowt da punch buggies!!! mai bruvver (despite sitting in da middlol) wuz da punch buggie master! he cud seez dem miles away!!
Duz ennywun kno wut “spediddlolz” iz?
**wunders ifn iz reel gaym oar if hur parental yoonits iz jes extry weerd**
nawt taht ahm sayin ur ‘rental yoonitz r weerd but eben mai frend google haz nawt hurd uv spediddlolz. pleez tew let uz kno iffen u fynd owt it is sumfin reel. *has a cureeus*
Izza car wif wun hedlite burnded owt.
We callded dose “perdiddles” — guess dat’s teh same fing.
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Dunno whut iz “punch buggies” tho. Izzat sumfin noo since ai wuz a kidlet?
.
*Has a kyureeus*
I dunno bowt uzzerz, but wen I wuz a kid, deh nawt sekkund wun hoo sawinged a volkswagon beetlol punchinged deh udder bak seet rider on deh arm.
Wii cawled dem slug bugeez. Lite owt oar no.
Dey wuz espeshullee scorewurthy iffn day wuz the minibus and nawt the beetlol.
Oh, fankyoo eberywun. Ai no had herd uv dat game.
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Ennywun else play teh kowntin kowz game? “Hahaha — dere’s a sematary on yur sied! Yu losted awl yer kowz!”
We awlwaiz had to hold ar breth until we were awl teh way past the semi terry. If yoo dint, a ghost cud go in yoo when yoo breethed in.
Cween, I see alot of Tennessee playtes.
Teh fing dat blowed my mind wuz I saw FWREE carz wif Texas playtes dis week.
Abowt awl wii seeing up heer b OryGonez and Warshing Tunz.
Wif teh Unibersitee of KY bein neerby, I see alot of owtta stayt playtes, butt iz Summur, so I wuz sirprized to still seeing owtta stayt playtes.
Wif teh Unibersitee of KY bein neerby, I see alot of owtta stayt playtes, butt iz Summur, so I wuz sirprized to still seeing owtta stayt playtes.
Dubblol postin? How did DAT happin??
WP strikez agin….. dat b tu making up fer awl deh posteez dat wp haz nommed…. ooo….. dotz….
Ai wen fru Road Eyelen unce an ai saw sum!
Nawt iffin yu hole lot shorter den da front seat. Ifinkso da ownliest fing I ebber seen wuz da sky an top part uf semi-trucks!
*Drawz imajinerry line*
Dis yor side…dis mine.
Ai yamnawt tuchin’ yew?
no fare!! yu maded yur side bigger dan mien!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
I no can haz jerrymandereeng.
Izza same. Ai proovit.
Luk, yew take the square root ob the sides times length squared…cept dis littlol bit rite here, dats min coz ai noe dis car, adn iz fwendlee tew meh.
*xamenz nc66’s catculmalations*
but yu forgotted dat awl gurl kitties getz teh “shuger an spise” bonus. dat’s an xtra 10 percents ob da whoel seet foar me.
an dat inkludes ten percents ob dat littlol bit, oar ai gibs yu indeean burn!!!
Hmmm…yor absopositlutlee rite!
*saving noogie contingency foar laddur*
*coz iz eazier tew maik gurls cry, aifinkso at least*
Mean-while, NC redrawz jurydickshun wif chalk line.
M99 dusn’t notiss dat “ten purrsent oblittlol bit”
wuz annexed back to in teh process.
Wut? Yew sed it. Dis yors, and dis mein.
*extends floofy paw in agreemance*
*shaeks nc66’s paw*
iza plesure duin bizyness wifs yu!
*keepz da fingers crossed behind back*
OK, sew wii hab treaty.
*Dis yor side, and dis mein*
Jes wun fing. Watz dat bees hindz yor bak?
O.o
*Swings arm wildly obber da seat wyle trying tu keep kar awn da road.* Lean up heer kidletts so I kan smack yu. Now Stopit!
U need longur armz, I finkso!
Since boi sits in da front passenger seat I kan reach hyme just fine!
Mahm haz been ridin wif me in teh mornins latelee, cuz hur van be in teh shop.
I haz notysed dat hur nawt tawlk abowt my dribin (witch hur normalee duz). I gess hur figgers taykin hur chanses ridin wif me iz beddur den walkin teh 9 miels!
Duz shii haz da white knuckle clutch uf death awn da “oh, sh** strap”?
*sits bak and relaxes*
Finally! Sumwun hoo unnerstandz teh lojistics ob
rideeng in cars wif kidlets
**luuks at 3km**
U jest wate, ur kidlet be drivin soon.
**ebil lafftur**
mai mahm wuz teh guud, shee cud swat uz in teh bak seet wifowt eber taikin hurr eyez awf teh rode!
cleerly yu habs muches ecksperiense wifs dis!! mai mammakat wud stare at us inna reervyew meeror an say owr names. an yu new how much trublol yu wer in by how manee ob da syllolbles ob yur naem she pronounsed! (ifn she used yur middlol naem, yu wer toast!)
An da full name, inkluding yur last wun, wuz da WORST!! Yur bakashun wuz awlready obber!
Lol!
Bean der, dun dat!
Butt Moooom, Strypes is hoggin awl teh ruum! Ai wuz heer furst!
Ai bringed yew intew tihs werld, ai kin taeks yew owt agen.
Butt…..butt……I thotso CC did dat, mahm.
**lowur lip starts kwivverin**
Wehn it kums to yore lief, CC ansurs to me!
ohai kimkiwi! haow r u? and buddy? an ophelia beeing gud gurl naow?
ohai tess – we iz orl gud. Ophelia iz alowd owt ob teh haws coz seh orlwaes kums bak. Buddy be “oh yew iz stil heer, huh? Ai goes ober heer naow.” AI HAZ DAET TEWNITE!!!!!
hahaha! anover brilliant cosbee ruteen!
Ai doan cair whoo startid it, iffen ai haz tew com owt tehre ai am teh wun whoo wil FINISH it!!!
OH YES!! I heard dat wun alot!
Da worst wuz “Go sit in yur room an fink bout wat yu did, an yur Father will deal wif yu wen hii gits home.”
♪Wait til yor fadder gits… ♪
♪…until yor faddeer gits ♪
♪Wait til yor fadder gits hoammmmmmmm! ♪
Noe kitting! *Has paneful memries ov fadder gitting hoam tu dispens teh “dissiplen”*
I grew up on a farm….. Dad wuz AWLWAYZ home….. disiplin wif no wayting!!!
Ai grew up in teh middlol ob teh suburbs, and dad wuz REAL serious. *WHACK* *OWWWWCHEE* I fot yew wuz at wurk Fink uhgin sunny. AI YAM *ominus boice* EBERYWHERE!
*fond memories*
Daddeh (miss him) wuz always (mysteriously) there, gud oar bad. Ai fink hii made a pack wif himz bossez, and wuz alwayz sumhow there foar teh impotent parts.
Ai wish ai culd dew teh same foar my bebbeh princess and her cuzzin.
*Heavy sigh*
Mehbee dis week (oar the nekst) iz duh wun ai turn dat arownd.
???? Hav ai mist sumthing?? There iz a problim wif yur bebbeh princess a her cuzzin???
kimkiwi – yor bloo link takes me to a jun 19 LOL … but Ai did find yor profile and see you have fotos of your kittehs now. which is which? (bery kyoot, btw!)
Fankies o and p. Buddy is teh blak n whiet, nd Ophelia is teh tortie.
Geddoff mee!!!!
*gets rite up beeside red, wun millimeeter awai*
ahm nawt tuchin u!
ahm nawt tuchin u!
duz did bug u?
Cauz ahm nawt tuchin u!
MMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Ai is nawt awn u! Whut u yellen abawt?
oh, pleh. ai haz tu go tu stoopy owld werk! habs fun, peepz! ai will seez yu awl latur!
Buh bai {{{{{M99}}}}}
Half pun.
OT: Can N-E-bawdee see my star spanglold shapeux yet?
ai seez it! u luuk bery hansum! *swoons*
*Catchez BF*
*Gentlee playsez BF awn ten swooneeng cowch*
*Pretends nawt tew luk at her drawers awn teh way down*
Duz N-E bawdee else see it?
Ai jes changed it at gravatar.com. No WP, no nuffeeng.
*Gits reddy tew sing “My Cowntree Tiz ob thee”.*
I kin seeing it…. wif deh red adn wite stripeez and deh bloo band wif deh starz… u lukking just like Unklol Sam!!
*Pre pairz tu sing “Yankee Doodlol” wyle NC66 iz singing bowt himz Cowz tree, just tu frowing him off….
Ai seez ur patreeyawtik hat — luuks gud on u, NC.
Fanks NS. I wuz inspired by yor abatar.
ai wuz gonna menshun it urlier! Yoo do luk gud in yur noo hat!
ai nebber thot of dressing up fur teh 4th ov July! Wud awl teh NAWT MerryCans (an ai do nawt meen to leev out ar deer frenz an nay borz from teh VLC) care to joyne us ???
Yes, indeed!
Paterotic … patriatic … makin’ teh new pictures is fun.
U hassa shaip-oh? As in shaiped liek an oh?
Dang. I has seryus sweet toof an am tryin to tawlk myself outta goin to DQ.
Breeng meh bak uh dilly bar…oar elebenty, wuld ya?
**luuks at NC wif a sturnniss**
U NAWT halpin!
*offers to (gently) hold Red’s delctablols iffn her goez fur eye scream*
Y u needs dilly bar? U is alreddy a dilly!
**BEEG SIGH**
Alrite, I’m goin.
BBL…
noes! da dq monster strikes again!
Halp! Halp! Iz beeng eetid bai teh RL! Ai kinnawt get way lawng nuff tu be cheezburgerin… iz goin tru wif..widrar…ai missis itz aifinkso!
{{{cc81}}}
Teh black an white kitteh looks jus liek one of mah kittehs! He be named Loki
I IZ NOT its mah side