Dude,
Dude, you need me to hold your whiskers back, or something?
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or do you want me to hold yr laigs?
congra rats shoelaces JB on yore nawt sekkund tawp spawt….whut bevridge wood ewe lyke…ai hav sum nyce lemming-ayd oar cud ai innerest ewe en sumfin a leetel sparklier?
Noting stronger than ice tee, ty. Ma kitteh massters no like me to drink allychol. When ai do, ai called ma kittehs bad names
how about katnip? or wud dat beh jus as bad?
hooman katnip makes me unhappy. Ai gits hi on lyfe and playin wid kittehs
az ewe weesh – az de kitteh en de pixshur shos sparklier haz a uglee syde sumtiems.
truth, poor kitteh callin Ralph on the porcelien throne
kitteh is sellin BUICKS!
Itz gone dude, yer nebber gonna see it agin. When she frew it it here an hit de lever it wuz over fer ebber, De ring is history, yew jest gotta deal wif it….
Thotful kitteh iz thotful.
Ai lubs dis thotfulness!
dude, dey already flushed da ded feesh, its too late…
kitteh wanted ded feesh! Wanted to play wid it more
and wen id gets boring, id maeeks tastie snack!
yes tastie snack! same with ded or half ded mousies
Mai kitteh, OP, etz onli de fron haff of dem mice. Hur alayz lef de butt fer meh!*snerk*
ai had kitteh that did dat two! ai found lotsa mousie butts awl over house. She good hunter
Ohai, jerseybarb…grate storee bout kitteh that did
dat two. mousie butts awl over house makes nice
trofees, maybe for wawls. show how grate hunter
she is!
Mai kitteh would catch teh mousies in te midlol of teh night an taek dem to teh big white bafftub to play.
Many a morning i wud find a mini-roman coliseum wif teh remains uv teh christians smeared aaaaall over teh tub by teh lion.
Eeew!
yor mini-roman coliseum maded me gigglol! FangQ fur da vivid imageree! Myne kitteh also leeves teh karkusses in da bafftub sumtymes. Ai’ll neber think ob it da same again.
Itz reely kinda ingeenious.
Teh white bafftub shows teh mousies better in teh dark, an wif a couple swipes of TP for teh trash can, an a rinse wif teh shower attachment, all teh evidence is gone.
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Also, u is never again gonna turn on teh shower an step in wifout lookin after teh first time u squish a mouse carcass unnerfoot.
Teh kittehs be the smart and curteeus ifinkso.
Ralph? Ralph! Srsly dude. Yew need to rejoin the party.
Ai will aftur ai ralph.
Kud u hold mah wiskurs, plz?
nightshayde, r u callin Ralph now?
U tawlkin abowt goin to Yuurup?
nope, jus’ talkin bout callin Ralph on da big wite fone
Wurshippin teh grate god o porselin…
Oh porselin God, yu are sooo kool tu my forhead! Thnk yu!
*puts “Ralph’s” hair inna ponytail and tyez it wif silk ribbonz*
*gently stroke “Ralph’s” wiskurs intew the backward pawsishun*
*clippy clippy (gently) against himz cheek*
Yew go rite ahed nao.
Doan bii shy.
*HRUMPH…HRUMPH…BLEH!*
*BLEH BLEH BLEH*
Wipes fais. OK yew gud nao.
*Spritzez breth freshener in Ralph’s mouf*
OK Fonzee, GO GIT ‘EM!
I’m bak!
**liklikliks eyse-kreem**
NC – I almoast gotted a Frosty.
FROSTY!!1!
OMGSH! Elbenty!
*Liks forehed.*
Did yew detour to Windy’s?
*snags caramel dilly bar frum Red’s stash*
I did havta dibe by Wendy’s an thot of yoo.
Glad I wented to DQ. Teh “seenury” wuz nyse.
Didja see duh freekz?
Ai lub goin’ down tew DQ and watchin’ teh goths and vamps and geeks and dweebs struggle foar territorial braggin’s rites. Duz dat make meh uh bad person?
No freeks at dis wun.
Kyoot gui, tho.
I llikliklik’d my whippy kreem in frunt of him.
**SWOONZ**
*Thunk*
**fanz NC**
U alrite bud? Speek to me man!
HALP! NC iz down! Wutz teh numbur foar 9-elebenty?
Red – u kin dew dis – whairs de swoonin cowch – wee gawts to git nc66 tu de cowch….hurreee…he be gittin heabier de lawnger hee jes lais der on de flor….won, tu, free…lift!
Fanks foar teh halp Griffyn.
mai pleshur – wee keeps fannin unteal nc wakifies – shudnt bee tu lawng – ai wuz watchin hym win he fail dwn – he ditnt bawnk hys noggin sew aifinkso he’ll bee k.
Red – eetz ben abowt elebenty minits naow – aifinkso nc iz playin possum sew yule du mouf two mouf on hym…jus sayin.
**gibs NC mouf-to-mouf**
Ai iz being moderated.
Razzin frazzin WP.
Red – yore lastest commint dusnt hav a reply button sew aill jes say gnite – luks lyk u tu dawnt wont tu bee desterbd…nytol.
‘Nite Griffyn.
Fanks agin foar halpin me get NC awn teh swoonin cowch.
Stoopy, ai know, foar uh lolspeak website eben.
*remembers taunting mods*
Ai culd say fings liek
seksy (dat wut iz wut iz bein’ moderayted)
Ai culd say…poonahnee
…(a.k.a.) poontang
Boobzes
Tallywhacker
Dingleberriez
Hangy downs
Twigs and berries
hoo hoo
ashtekoshez
supple niplol sux
(apologize tew the under PG-13 crowd)
muff, bearded clam and trouser snake
dairy air, toosh, and fudge maker
wun eyed willie
big fish, happy throbber, and wood pecker
coochie, fluffy sausage wallet, and furr taco
hair pie (Reveng ob the Nerds ref – FTW)
meat loaf, weiner, and skin flute
and a million udder fings,
but if yew say ess-ee-ex-why yew git moderated.
Ai jes doan unnerstand eet.
Yep, got “moderated” fur da same “S” wurd an I wuz tawlkin bout high heels an fallin awf uf um.
Ifinkso I been “moderated” coupla tymes. Sumtymes I just say fings an nawt fink bout da konsikweses. 
I haz NEBBUR been moduraytid!
**puffs owt chest wif a prowd**
Ai wuz onlee moduratid wen ai wuz noolee comminting.
Show awf. Oh luk at teh beech,
Is sandee, so?
U rang?
Uh, oh, Ifinkso NC’s splort had nuffin tu du wiff a kitteh!
Tukillya nite, wun tu menni!
Teh last tyem I wuz in teh kitteh’s pozishun, it inbolbed tekillya.
Teh last tyem I wuz in dis pozishun NAWT doo to drinkin, Josie camed in2 teh baffroom, meowed at me, hedbonked my arm an layed nexst to me.
awww nice Josie, she wanna make you feel bedder!
Peeps say kittehs no care fur odders, RONG! Kittehs can feel com….compash…… feelins for odders!
Yah, hur alwayz tuuked gud caer of hur mahm.
I miss teh floofy-butt.
Dere is a pic in my pics of the meezer kitteh Ai hadz az a kidlet taking care of my momma when her hadz a beeg bad new yeers hangober.
Awww….I want sumwun to hold my hares bak foar me….
**hazza liddlol sad**
**drownz sorrowz in hawt fudj**
awww pore rhsb! ai will holed yr hares back. and ai will holed yr rabbits back two!
fanks, jb.
I donut beleev wii has meeted.
**offurs floofy whyte paw in frenship**
Nyse ta meetcha! I’m ‘rhsb’ oar u can cawl me “red”.
**shakes paw** Glad to meat ya!
fanks fir the wellcome!
naow yure jus braggin – an ai haz a jellus…wunner iffn wee habs enny eyescreams in de freezhur.
Dere wuz nun in teh freezur heer, so I hadda mayk a run to DQ.
wail, wee habs sum no sugar added eyescream sammiches – dis weel hav tu dew four naow…ai steal haz a jellus tho.
Last time I wuz in dis position, I was habbin a meow-graine…pleh
Oohh, my-granez it teh oobur-pleh.
I gets dem, too an wud nawt wish dem awn my wurstest enemee.
aww meow-graines sux! ai only had won in ma lyfe and ai nebber want an other won
My-granes and sign-us hedakes bof bee beree beree pleh.
Ai has had unfortunat akwaintense wif bof.
Testing…I can haz bloo name and avatar naow?
Yesh u do.
YAY!
Yea!! Thanks to Griffyn for da adbice last nite on how to fixify the blooness!
how u tirn on bluu-ness? Ma name no blue
trai dis:
dis how I fixified it – I rihgt clickyed on sumbuddy’s bloo name whut had de icanhascheezburger linky, an copyed dat linky to mi website bawks, then beep, beep, beep, deleted dat person’s naym an retyped mai name an I wuz all bloo, and mai commintz were no longer bein poofed eeder…tri eet…eet werks!
yure bloo, yore bloo – happy dans, dans, dans {{Kat_Dawg}}
Ohai Awl! The Porkland Cheezment wuz a success!I meeted Wif JD, TessM, an 2Minions!
Wii met at Powells City uv Books in the Coughfee shawp and spwnt Fowur hours 2gether chatting. It wuz a wondermus thyme! Naow AI isz gonna take a nap
Teh bed, it cawls me!
Enjoi ur nap, CS!
Sownz lyk y’all hadda gud tyem.
Wii did Red, Wii did!
TessM haz pictures awn her Profile!
**runz to luuk**
Wut a grate-luukin groop!
Tawnee Kitteh shoodz
nawtz mikkz Nips wiff hebbee creem
oarz bad feengz happenz
Tawnee Kitteh wypezd
owt free CatNipz Mowssez. Himz
shood habdz stawppt atz wun!
Tawnee Kitteh juss
lykez 2 chaynjj t3h Wet in t3h
prittee swirrlee boal
Jack.
Clappity clappity!! Jack u duz it agin!!
Acshually girlz, nawt tu brag, but(snerk) ai iz. Win ai wuz daten my now hubbycat of 27 yrs., ai gotted bery drunkified on creme de’ mint. By nites end, ai wuz calling for buicks in teh porcilin frone. An he came in an (Bwess himz heart) he held my hair back fur me. (ai haz long hair) Ai figgured himz nawt tew bad iffen he culd du dat.
Awww dat be berry sweet ob yor hubbycat.
Yesh he tuked bery gud care ob me. Which uv corse gained him big poynts. BTW ai doan fink we hab officially met. (Holds owt floofy paw uv frendship)
*shakes floofy paw uv frendship*
Nyce to meetchew, Ai iz a recobering lurkker.
Dats o.k. Ai lurkeded fur a while befoar ai joyned teh fun. Bowt munf an a haf now. Sew ai iz still relibtibally new. Dis izza fun pwace tu be win ai haz tyme.
Ma name is Jerseybarb an’ A’m an recoverin lurkkker
Ohai Jerseybarb and welkum tu RLA.
Ohai jerseybarb!! Nyce tu meat u! (Holds owt floofy paw uv fwendship)
**shakes paw** nice to meetcha!
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh rekubbering lurkerz adn ennee uzzer noo-beez. I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us.
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Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
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I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
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Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
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*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
awwwww.. teh babee brudder kitteh wans to be helpings his ulda brudder kitteh wif teh aftah-caturday sikkies
Yah but ebbreeboddy noes that wen kittehs barfs, itz gotta be on teh carpetz… old kitteh hoem remediez.