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swim wif tigers never as popular as swim wif dolfins
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an lass swim u has
Oh wow!! catena. Just lukkit yoo!!! A solo Nawt Second!!!
Heer – just fur yoo!!!
thx!
how wuz ai 2 no dere wuz sum tigerz goin on?
congarats catena!!
thx, bloosfn!
ai lik yur pome!
congrats, catena! what kind of dans shall we do to sillybrate? The tiger rag? or is that the “pointy-ends rag?”
** grabs catenas paws and dans dans dans **
Fun! But a littlol too hot here to dans mush today!
Teh moast fun ??? bath in teh whirrled!
thx for yur helpz!
an for bein cheezefren!
LOL!!! Mai halp mite nawt be so gud, but ai laik to think ai ar a gud cheezfrend!
Fun fur teh tygurz, purrhaps….
rub a dub dub, free kittehs in a tub
waitin fer hooman tew
bebreeng sum grubputz in yur foot n it comz bak nub
wahhhhhhaaaahhhaaa! dat is heelaireeuss!
picture is fail. this is the 3rd time this picture has been reposted.
wate! ai furgot mai rubber duckie!!
*taiks awf buttspring adn attachéz uh rudder*
*hops intew tub wif BF and tiggerz*
*maiks motor boat zounds*
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erm…. u hadda buttspring awn?
Naw, dat wuz dat guy with the CHRG awn hiz hed.
Heez wun twist short of a slinky.
Butt(!) yew can has rudder iffn yew want.
*hands BF ohai perfoarmints kick up rudder*
*watchez az she sails past tiggers*
*slinky boy realizez hiz faux paw*
Ai red dat az “erm…ai (BF) hadda buttspring awn”.
Nebermind…nuffin tew see hear…moob alawn.
Yesh, ai developed it while reading tew menee Pooh books.
Fot ai wuz doin’ research awn teh order ob wut wuld annoy anni,
butt(!) it turns owt Pooh izza bear.
*winds up rudder and zooms awf* Wheeeeeeeeeee!!
‘K…Iz jstce awf piece…duin weddn tonite – neez mai awn baff!
Who made the bubbles?
freekie iis agen……(shiver)
nooo, rodney u haz pritty eyez. awl teh bedder fer seein teh cheezburgs wif.
hey!i just reelised dis. dey ar da iis frum dat marshin ting on looney tunes! arnt dey?
Well lets jes say hii isn’t necessarily happy to see us.
Dat IZ an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator in hiz pawkit.
Upper management confused. They were sure this would be a money maker. What went wrong? they ask each other
upar maneegment ar tiegars, dats wats rong!
Why isn’t as popular? I’d rather swim with kitties than fishies.:)
espesialy if da feeshies ar pirranas.
Notice da humin dat takes tickets is gone….
HALP! i plays on neopets (iz reelie fun site) an i deposited np inta mai bank but i forgot mai pin and nao im as gud as broke! i looked for da place wher ur spossed ta retrieve your pin, but i couldnt find it noewhares (sniffle sniffle). if you plai on neo and noes answer or ur frends do, please halp! thnx.
sorree, ai wish ai cud halp honey.
thnx aneeways. i keeps ankin. sees if aneewun eelse noes.
I just checked the neopets home page, scan way down to the bottom and there are links for ‘help’ and ‘contact us’. You should be able to find out what to do on one of those links. Good luck!
Maybee swim wif da loltigers nawt populer beecuz dey grt sick den eet hooman.
butt butt butt…dere grrrrrrate!
U be teh ceerial tiger dere. Reel tiger don’t live in teh water, dat problem. Dese loltigers if dey swim.
yes reel tiegars do sweem! and kan any1 halp meh wif neopet problem? it anudder comment up a bit. please!
I know dat! Just nawt sweem all da time.
OHHH. sorries . mai apologiees.
Mehbee tiggez need milk tew swim in ravver dan waddur.
Tigers love the water. While a three or four mile
swim is common place it is believed they sometimes
swim more than ten miles between islands.
me-ow I can has cool dip wif mai tigerer friens?
they has the hart of a gentleman and more courage ten numpty dumpty – but they did not fall off teh wall
*random drive by honorarium for MJ*
*WHACK*
Tigers love the water. While a three or four mile
swim is common place it is believed they sometimes
swim more than ten miles between islands.
me-ow I can has cool dip wif mai tigerer friens?
they has the hart of a gentleman and more courage ten numpty dumpty – but they did not fall off teh wall
nice video
Fanky ST!
Foar wuteber MJ did oar wuz later in lief,
yew gotta lub teh perfoarmances.
Ai neber seen uh factor ob free liek wii had recently.
*still trying to find opportunity
*to random drive by Farrah and Ed*
pleeze not to forget Sky Saxon from teh Seeds -
this berry weak he became one gone cat, too
Ai nawt no him (oar dem), butt…
*WHACK*
Can’t seem tew maik yew mine
…hoap dis izza gud wun. Ai lieked eet.
did you get aload of teh tite paints!
and teh funee boots!
memories of old days…
ai wuzza big fan uv MJ in teh Jackson 5 an eerly solo career dais.
ai hoap hii cahn fynd peace naow.
i is young thing. i wuzzen even bourn back den!
Oh, child, dat b ok. Long az u don’t mind hanging owt wif uz old peepz, wii don’t mind hanging owt wif u.
yesh, dey ar gentlemen and courageus, but mai favoreet tiger will always beh Hobbes…
AI HEER DAT SISTA!!!
*nox fists wif WG123*
“I think animals are always so cute.”
-Hobbes
yay! anudder fan!
ZZ..hmm? oh yes, im very fond of calvin..pass the gravy please…ZZZ
-Hobbes
Needs bigur pool… /:(
yesh, tey needz and deserbs talimpic size pond wif fresh tumbly water!
n floatees fur da cubs, and losta towals, since sum of dem ar bound ta get ripd to sreads….
i bring towalls and rosbif for teh big kittehs
Iz a poplolar az swimifying wif sharks, aifinkso.
Swim wif wale shark, den u safe around teh sharks.
water alreddy luks a littul reddish
Maybee loltigers put 2 much ketup on dere cheezburgers.
*luls* dat mus bees et ^^
Ya. Or dey eet teh stake too underdune. *lols and shudders*
er mebbeh dem cutted demselbs wen shavin dems legs?
*Ponderz deh immij uv tigerz wif razrz.
Dey awlreddy haz pointee endz!!!
Now sumwun b gibbing dem RAZERZ????
*faints
wurdpretzel noe lieks mai commints… or mebbeh et lieks et 2 muwch?
ai wus twyin 2 hols smelloling sawlt unner da noes ob mai deer cween adn aks her hao her is doing… adn hao menneh lolcats ai wus holding awp… but… dems showded me dems pointeh edns adn nao dems snuggloling wif da cween… dats o-kay… ai fink
I finkso I seeing 3 lolcatz .
WP b mis bee having a lot latelee.
*hedbatz WP
{{{siobhan}}}
Hey, that looks like fun! Is there room for me kitties?
does *the swim*
HUGH! *runs up adn crashes intew missing manatee*
*gits up, dusts awf Hugh*
*nox fists wif marine mammlol*
Lawng tiem no see. Either ai haz bin missing yew, oar yew haz bin missing meh. Either way, wii doan eber seem tew bii in cheezland at teh saim tiem my fwend.
Speaking of dat, ai jes notissed wii haz neber bin certified. Yew hab uh fwend rekwest waiting.
nc66!!! Glad to see you and all cheesefriends! I have been having some issues with commenting, finally figured out that if I tried to make my name be blue then my comments wouldn’t come through. It was so sad, I thought you all had voted me off the island!
*swims off to answer friend request*
Hugh – I had dat prollem las week two…dis how I fixified it – I rihgt clickyed on sumbuddy’s bloo name whut had de icanhascheezburger linky, an copyed dat linky to mi website bawks, then beep, beep, beep, deleted dat person’s naym an retyped mai name an I wuz all bloo, and mai commintz were no longer bein poofed eeder…tri eet…eet werks!
Dats bin happenin tew uh lot ob cheezfwends. Weirdpretzel iz inna mood aifinkso. Nawt tew worry. Iffn yew wuz voted awf N-E-fing in cheezland, ai fink wii wud see teh nawt sekkund eber boycott for humanity…er..cheezcott foar Hugh Manatee…coz ob yor awesum and win.
Testing….testing….
Hip hip hooray! Thank you Griffyn and nc66!
Yay – happee dans, dans, dans – ure bloo & eye cee ewe! {{Hugh_G_Manatee}}
Oh dear, it only worked that one time. I guess I shall have to resign myself to not having blueness all the time.
I tried to make a couple more comments and they just flew off into outside space. But thank you for the help anyway!
*shmoos Griffyn and nc66*
Yep, whut NC66 & Griffyn say … I hadda same bloo/not blue comments/not comments last week for free days. Now is OK. Try annudder day, ok?
It happened to Phillipe, too!! That’s why Igor had to speek for him for quite sum taime!!
Iz a berry sad fing, wen u haz tu haz Igor speeking fur u.
eet shud member ewe – ewe deedn’t deleet de website bawks continents deed ewe?
HALP CHEEZEZ HALP!
**sends owt distress cawl**
*beep beep beep – beeep beeep beeep – beep beep beep*
Wuz hoppineeng wif the cheezland/WP profiles???!?
Liddlol halp here…kplzkthx
I tried to put a link to a great video to celebrate my newly recovered blueness, maybe that is what went wrong.The late, great Clarence Carter, who was lookin for a fox long before the Blues Brothers
well, the ‘video’ isn’t too great, but the song is! CC was awesome!
Owow! tanks griffyn! i nebber thought to ask but mai thing is all bluey nao and ebery 1 can go an see mai lol seels! de arnt dat gud but dey do get lonely….
i may beh a wuf gurl but i lurvz da seels too!
yure bloo – yure bloo – an ai sea yur commintz too! Yay – happy dans, dans, dans {{wolfgirl123}}
i needs halp! look et long coment about eeleveen up. it bout neopets.
I answered you up there, give it a try. Good luck!
wow! thnx. i neber noticed dat! i nebber reed fine pwint at bottom of paper.
hunee – deed u tries Hugh_G_Manatee’s advicey yeht?..it lookied promisen.
sorry, wulf girl, ifinkso most ob teh peeples hoo commint heer are older, thers a fyoo teenajers but ifinkso most ob us are older tahn most neopet players usually are. unless wun ob owr teen cheezfrenz plays it or sumwun’s kids play it, idon’tfinkso anywun iz going to kno yor answer. sorry
(btw, we lubs havving kids heer, but if yoo are a kid yoo just needs to be aware taht most ob us are adults. sum ob us are even old, like 40 or even older!
)
an hugh g manatee comes froo wit teh anser!!!!! yay!!
We know dat, alredy. U must been late den.
jeez, an now i feelz liek a cranky old fart
sorry wulf girl, hope yoo finds yor answer!
U nawt fart, I nawt fart… who farted?
de tygurs in dee hawt tubz.
0_o *backs away frum tigers*
Awwww maaaannnnn! *fans nose*
Who let go?
*continues tew maik motorboat sounds tew avoid detekshun*
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eeted too many water buffaloz
not at all {{{{lunarmommy}}}} you are one of the nicest cheesefriends of all. It is important that new folks realize that this isn’t really a chat room and tends to be geared toward adults, though all are welcome if they play nicely!
oh, an tokillya an YNGs. cant forget tehm.
well, yes! But THEY just do awl teh irninin, therebai setting a gud egg sampul foar awl – espeshullee teh yung peeple, mennee ov whom, ai beleev, dont even know waht an Irin IZ!
Oar – sew ai hav bin told.
i haz a irun. it iz not my frend.
Ai hazza 9 irun.
Absoposilutlee NAWT mai fwend!!!
Well…*shrugs*…ai hadda 9 irun.
Oak tree at teh local cawntree club hazzit nao.
duz the 9 irun haz a lonelee? mehbe ewe cud innerduce eet tu yur blackberrys…dat iz, iffin yur blackberrys haznt gawn sweemin yet.
i haz a irun…sumwhere…mehbe i shud puht eet in de yahrd sayle pyle.
40!!??? *swoons*
ewe sed eet LM…like 40 or even older…yesh, aifinkso….like durt!
i’m afraidso 40 iz gettin smaller an smaller in my reer-vyoo mirror…
Awlder tahn 40??????
An tehy ar still alai???
oh wow! i not dat yung, but i nebber realised der beh so many adults here!
yesh, we do a pretty gud job ob disgizing it!
Especially wif teh lolspeak.
LOL
We mai has groed older, butt (!) we hassunt groed up!
We laik us just az we ar!
Ya.
Gud prank call:
May I speak 2 Stew Pid?
Person: Who’s Stew Pid?
U r!
YAY! Bart Simpson wuld be prowd.
Jes wun liddlol adjustmint foar maxymum success.
May I speak 2 Stew…Pid?
Person: Who’s StewPid?
U r!
iz it, yor only az old az yoo feel, or only az old az yoo akt? today i feelz 90, so if i akts 10 taht shuld balance fings owt just abowt right.
Oh,ai cudn’t eben tell yoo hao old ai feel today. MUCH older tahn durt. Maybee teh stars ar a bit yunger – ai’m nawt shur, tho. . . .
Your momma isAi yam sew old, mai memory iz in black in white.i’z so old, wen i wuz a kid, teh celebutantes carried baby dinosawrs in tehr purses.
(lame, i kno)
Your momma isAi yam so old,ai walked intew an antique stoar adn dey kept mii!
Ai so old, I forgit hoa tew yooz HTML tags
Your momma is, ai yam so old,ai walked intew an antique stoar adn dey kept mii!
♪ Ai doan wanna grow up
Ai R babboon…er…uh Toyz R us kid ♪
Dats wun ob teh fings ai lub ’bout cheezland…
Common grownd iz az common grownd duz.
{{{{{{nativeca66}}}}}}
Ther yoo ar – being cheeree – just when ai needed sum cheering up!
¡ʎɐɹɹnɥ dıɥ dıɥ
¡ʎɐɹɹnɥ dıɥ dıɥ
¡ʎɐɹɹnɥ dıɥ dıɥ
{{{{{{JPAK}}}}}}}
Plz disregard teh side down part ob dat cheer up. Kthx
Awwwwww!!! NO wun haz EBBER cheered me UP laik that!!
I can has unique bolster methods?
*spies janet’s chest ob drawers*
*pratissez motorboat*
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???????
Luk up fred
…and cawnbersayshunz awn recent prebius freds
foar ref tew chest ob drawers
Sawry, obskyerity izza way ob lief foar meh.
Mite az well bii Dennis Miller.
Hoap tew change dat in teh nekst 2 week weeks.
who yu gonna change into after the two weeks is over?
ooooohhhh, aaaahhhhh – upsyde down feengs…oops – losst balence – felt ovver…’ts-so-k…ai bee fyne!
i’z habbing a bad relapse ob my fateeg/awtoimyoon stuffs. plus my current deffynishun ob a gud parent iz “sumwun hoo lets tehms kids reech teh aje ob 21 wifowt selling tehm to teh cirkus.”
but yoo made me lol, NC66.
[[[[[[[LM]]]]]]]
armor plated hugz foar increase pleasure
and protekshun frum teh awtoimyoonities
**send awtobots tew protekt LM**
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*turns armor plated hugs inside owt foar HIS pleasure*
:snerk:
fank yoo, {{{{{NC66}}}}}
my germ-fiters haz goned bonkers an finks i’m teh germ.
Wahl, yew dew hab uh virul attraktibness dat wuld maik N-E awtodefence mekanism fink yew wur danjurusly kaybublol ob freteneeng dey’re whay ob lief.
*SWYOONS ober LM’s orinjinality*
Woohoo! Ai gawt teh spehl czecher tew ohailite ebery wurd.
*seelaps pawz wif hizself*
*Ohai 5z NC66!!!
U deh gray test!!!
hawt tub tiem
Beeg Strypee Kittehz
lubz 2 coolz awff summtymez. Juss
lykez t3h Hewminz duz
Beeg Baff Tub amz t3h
besstest 4 Strypee Kittehz
undurrz t3h hawt Sun!
Beeg Strypee Kittehz
canz stayz az lawwwwwng az dayz wawmtz.
No wum willz stawpz dem
Jack.
Another masterpiece from our poet laureate, Jack D!
*applauds* Oh, sorry everyone! *dries flippers on the closest shamwow* *applauds again with less splashing*
*applauds*
Oh Hugh!! Ai dint mind teh splshy splashy at awl!! ai’ve bin werking outside, an it felt reelee gud!!
An Jack iz awlwaiz werf enething, eneway!
i for wun welkoms teh big stripy kittehs to my pool anytime! an tehy kan staying as long as tehy wants!
poor tigers
ohai, heerz burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding Inkspell23! today i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, fluffy anjul food caeks wif fresh froots an wippy kreem, iskreem, sprakly party punch, poynty shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls tath lite up wen tehy bownse, bebbeh zombie boblolhed akshun figyurs, kandee, an fuzzy tiger stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Iz da burfday fairy staf or sumthin?
teh burfday fairy iz teh alternate identiy ob wun ob teh regyoolar comminters, hooz identiy iz wun ob teh MOST KLOSELY GARDED SEKRITS OB ICHC!!!!!!!!1!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!! only a fyoo peeps kno hoo him/hur iz, an tehy haz been SWORNED TO SEKRISY in a ceremony involving mayonnayz jarz, hairz cutted frum trolz, an teh Golden Shamwow.
Not tu menshun a bonk frum deh cweenz majiklol bonking stik.
shirlee the flannik iz sumhaow inbolbed?
Adn a de-breefing
Anna *WHACK* frum teh liteneeg rod.
Iz a lite knee grod a prozthetik?
Awr yew askin uh fisherman tew tell yew ’bout the
BIG WUN again?
Dey doan cawl meh tripod fur nuffin’.
And…it haz “magiclol powers
*Marches state tew the NB*
Deh BIG WUN dat got a way???
Yep. Escaped tew teh sea ob fishes eben.
Luk! der izza anudder wun!
*puts patch ober BIGGUNZ wun eye*
*tew abate teh distrakshuns*
*Buys life tiem membership while at the NB*
Sew, ai git tew yooz hand ball corts wif dismembership?
*shrugs* Dats nuffin new.*
Ai’d laik sum iskreem pleez. Vanille wif choklit sawse. An bouncee bawl that lites up – fur teh kittehs, ov corse!
Did enewun tell yoo that Ambercat browt partee bags fur ebree wun, based awn yurs, to Lundun Cheezmeet? In prittee salmonee pink bags!! With a sparlklee bouncee bawl, a partee wissel, sum blowing bubblols, a teenie tinee “Animal Snap* card gayme, an a littlol stuft kitteh. An we awl had a happee!!
An happee burfday, Inkspell23!!
Oh yes! Teyh wer teh Burfdai Fairy – typ bags!
An berry gud dey wuz, 2! Ai haz owerz uv fun bownsin mai bawl!
*Suddenly reminded ob dis singing group*
Oh luk! Uh cardboard box.
**NC makes fort and pretends hii can keep gurls owt**
*kutz hole in bak uv box and sneekz in.
*kurlz up in korner and haz a refreshing nap.
zzzzzzzzz Honk-Shew!! zzzzzzzz Honk-Shew!! zzzzzzzz
Honk-Shew!! zzzzzzzzzzzzz Honk-Shew!! zzzzzzzzzzzzz
*Sneekz into box*
Cuvers up teh sleeping cweenmj wif a lite cover ov pyoor red silk wif golden threds maiekning sleeping kitteh disines wl ober it. An sum gold frinj. A littlol pillo, sprayed wif lavender wadder fur moar relaxed sleep. *
*sneekz out atgain an goez bak to pullig weedz a trimming bushes.*
did u use a uhal? juss jokin. but da tiegers might not like da cake too much. dey are carneevores. HAPPY BDAY INKSPELL23! O! u can play bobbin fur tiegurs afta da cake!
oh, an i haz bringed meety jerky treets for teh tigerz, an all teh aminlol frenz hoo haz burfdays or “gotcha dayz” today!! (alfalflolfa treets for teh herbyvorez, too) (sumwun reminded me wunse to inklood teh aminlol frenz, i always forgets
)
Inkspell’s burfday cake:
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An veree prittee it iz, too!!
**clappity floofy paws**
Berry nice CP
Thanx
thank you burfday fairy! you are gracious and generous as always! *shmoo bf and sticks fuzzy tiger sticker on her forehead*
*nms fudgy cake and ice cream and sticks fuzzy tiger sticker on own forehead*
i thnk i wud still swim wif tigers
mai seel lols wunderin is dey can use da pool next…..
I’d go!!! Wher r mai wadder wings?
mai seels haev sum extras. please go viset dem. de get lonly.
Cheezmeet update: PoC be late getting owt uv teh howse, DK be late getting owt uv teh howse, hab no ideeya if teh skwirrly’s plane be running awn time.
Teh Powrs Taht Be trai tu innerfeer wif owr cheezmeet! But we shall prevayl! We SHALL haz cheezmeet!
Also:
cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4550371
nappee tyme – sea – fings werk owt fer de bestest.
*haz a jellus uv teh cheezmeet* it mai bee lait but it wil bee grait!
hey, mabee da tiegars are guardin da sacred bukkit of da lolrus….
Iz bukkit liek grail? Mehbee tiggerz awr Razors ob teh lost Ark and dis iz their Last Crusade.
*razez hand tent a tivlee
I haz a kwestyun.
If LemmingAde iz maded frum deh Lemmingz, wut iz deh CrusAde maded frumz??
Tom Croozes???
*fawls awf awto-imyoonz*
have u nebber herd of the famous lolrus and his bukkit!?!??!!?
no.
wat’s that?
???????????????
Whooz up FUrrrr a baths?
Anyone else notice, that all the tigers sit clockwise. Do tigers in other countries sit counterclockwise?
I dont no lol spek so i cant say it like tat but i think this is from a bit cat shelter in indiana ive been to somewhere that looks lots like tis