The watermelon catapult had

The watermelon catapult had exceeded the dog’s expectations.
iz suprized dat it wurked indoorz.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: theholotrope via Our LOL Builder
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The watermelon catapult had exceeded the dog’s expectations.
iz suprized dat it wurked indoorz.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: theholotrope via Our LOL Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Oh, pore kitteh, Ai wull kiss u beddur
fetchez le vache!
gmta, Amber cat!
Fetchez la vache!
Go awai, or Ai weel tawnt yu a sekkund taim!
Haoebber, teh goggie did nawt noe teh kitteh cud role ober and plai ded tu!
Tiddles wus amayzed at teh syz an culler ob teh hayrbawl he’d juss hawkd oop!
It looks remarkablee lyake teh wun Hazel leftid for me to stand in tihs mornin
AI fink goggie may be plottin
Good morning, Annipuss and Ambercat.
*Trundles in tray of coffee, tea, pear puree mixed with buzzy water; slices of Tuscan melon, toast with butter and home-made seedless raspberry jam, and – bet of all – left-over lasagne*
Noms and sips?
Coeld lass agnee fur brekfust? Ai fink Ai’ll pass awn taht! Butt cawfee an toest is awlwais walkom!
*Borroes blotorch, instantlee heets lass awnya*
NOM!
Juss cawfee fur me plz. Breffuss wuz 3 owrz ago an lunsh iz gettin cloes!
U need taht cawfee warmed up? *Shose torch*
Juss hawt enuff 2 drink strate awai thx!
Okae, ai returns torch to neerbai construkshun sight.
Fanks fur teh lassawnya, Q! Ai heeted it coz ai hassa skrachi throet tihs moerning and hawt noms maiks feels bettur.
A dog smart enough to use a catapult ? Fake.
Annipuss, two things. First, hi
Second, do you live over in Europe or somewhere over in that area? Your time always seems to be different then mine….
Me an Annipuss R bofe in teenyTinyIngerland
Ohai Grantski, Ai lib in Lunnun TTI (That’s London, England, if you don’t speak lol!) It is 11.30 in the morning here.
Ai hab nawt seed u b4, soe Ai eggstend a flooffee paw in walkum. Glad 2 hab u heer in dis happi plaes!
Ohai an thx fur splainin TTI!
(say…dat rimes!)
(TTIx allso bedder dan TMI)
I dont speak much Lol, im still a beginner
But thanks for the welcome
good to meet you
Greetings tu u, Grantski!
It iz kwite eezee 2 lern – it’s juss fonetik spellin, eezier 2 reed dan 2 rite at furst!
Hi Grantski! Yu ar welcom here wethur yu uses teh lolspeek or not. We iz hapee to see everbudee – onlee rool iz “play nise or go away.” Yu want to tell wher yu frum? (Yu dont has to.)
oh, and good to meet you too, Ambercat
Mai brudder wonse hadda free-flavur kitteh naimed Pittipat taht sleeped awn hur bakk liek tihs.
wen I wuz a kiddlet we hadda free flavor kitteh too! Her wuz named ‘VanChocStraw’ after the ise-kreem.
“Free-flavur” = three-flavor = calico?
looks way like my cat, had to go get my cat and check belly markings
did u snorglol hur wyle u had deh opportunitee??? it wud b a shame tu wasting a nice floofy belly!!
Iz vol un teerz tu eet dat bom.
Dis kitteh’z wurkin on getton belleh az nihce an rond az teh grene one
I confess – I akshully LOL’d at dis wun. Gud fing its Caturday so ize not at wurk.
Iz checkin to seez if mii catvatar apearz
o noes! whur iz teh pictur of mii cute Joe kitteh?
R yu lawgd into WP?
Has yu put teh URL in?
Has yu eeted yur cookees/dleeted yur fiyuls?
Has yu gawn awai an hadda cupovtee (tihs is VERREE impotent!)
Has yu refreshd?
If yu can sai “Yus” to awl ob taht, tehn it is juss Werdpress messin wiv yur hed an if yu pay it no tenshun, yur abatar wull appeer shortly
Othx ambercat! I can see mii swete Joe wen Iz in mii profiil vue…mebbe I shouldz logz oot an cum backz in den.
Osai – u mebbe clix on mii profiil an seez if u can seez Joe?
Kthx
stilz noe Joe. mii pur bebe! must be coz iz Caturday?
Oh hai catena!!! Deh avatarz dat show up heer iz frum deh Word Press Account Profile paige….. not deh ICHC profile…. fur more info plz tu seeing deh Avatarz adn bloo namez on deh Cheez Town Cryer. It haz strukshunz and tootorialz fur halping awl deh cheezpeepz!!
FAIL! I noe can has ‘catena’.
Okai…Ai thinkx iz fixd…we’z see. ot leas, mai prfl wurkz naw, rite?
Ai still cant find and yoo ar still defaulting to me – an ai hav NO idea wai!
h ttp://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-catena/
Trai again – in teh Website box of the comment box – put the above. Clozing up teh space between te h an the t ov corse.
Oar – maybe there IZ sumthing rong wif yur profyle. Becuz ai taiped teh above in to trai i – an it still came to me. Which iz very odd indeed!
yoo ar reelee azevedan???
h ttp://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-azevedan/
Trai again – in teh Website box of the comment box – put the above. Clozing up teh space between te h an the t ov corse.
Oar – maybe there IZ sumthing rong wif yur profyle. Becuz ai taiped teh above in to trai i – an it still came to me. Which iz very odd indeed!
wait, since when dies the goggie succeed?
Medic! Kitteh daown!!! O teh huge manatee!!
Callee~ko Kitteh
habz wawrm spawt. Awll hurz needz naow
amz Belleh Rubbinz
Calle~ko Kitteh habz
t3h sawfft Floof andz piddee pawz
datz needz attenshun!
Callee~ko Kitteh
coodz waykz up Prittee Wun, butz
dis playss juss 2 nyss
Jack.
**sneeks in, luuks arown to see ifn ennywun luukin**
YOINK!
**runsawfwifakwikness**
or not
tst
My McKinley! Bai Joev Ai fink she’s gawt it!
Mt McKinley broke down on the back stretch.
Mt Fuji took the lead and won the race.
Hooman! Tell ur plantz I iz not zombie! No moar melonpultin!
Stl tryn
is dat fwom Plants vs Zombies?
kyoot pikshers needed moar watrmellons I gess
stop melon-pultin tell da hooman i iz nawt a zombay!