STARING CONTEST
STARING CONTEST guess who’s winning
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only the shadow knows…
Ohai, Mary0!
Conga rats awn leedin teh 3-way brayde! U wud lyk drinkees an danses?
ohai, rhsb! how’re you?
I’m beddur den I wuz erlyur.
I gotted hedayk frum teh heet, den caym hoam an tuuk nap. I wuz enjoyin my nap wen a beeg storm hit!
Fank CC teh storm iz ovur an my hedayk iz goned. Izzit hawt ware u libs?
Twas a dork and stormy night when mary0 comes back after dinner break and post prandial perambulation She had just retrun’d from the Department of Redundancy and Repetition.
Ohai, fwends! she chirrupp’d when SUDDLOLNLY…
1…
1. The ominous sound of crickets …
No Mary 0 – cricket wuz awn prebious lol.
1. when suddenloly a shot rang out.
mary0 froze in horrors to see her cowerkers a-lieing on da flur.
“gasp” she gasped, “are you all killified?”
“shush” one of her co-werkers said whilst the otters looked at hur crossly, “we’re trying to find …
2.
free cheerz foar mary0!!
hippy, hippy, hooray!!!
hippy, hippy, hooray!!!
hippy, hippy, hooray!!!!!!!1!!!11!!
*brightens*
fangs for da free cheers-twas berry thotty! Dat deturgn’t wif da fragrance sometimes give me da itchies.
@@@@@ MaryO!
NOM- fangs fr da brugers!
Nobudee cans awtstair a kitteh!!
Jsut a shadow of his former self
Teh kitteh will win, aifinkso.
Kittehs makez up teh roolz az dey go so dey alwais wins. At least dats how it works at myne haus.
Saim heer!
heer toes!
Kitteh roolz! Sha-dough droolz.
silli shadao, ebry wun noz kittehz don’ bleeenk.
…unlez dey wan tu.
Conga Ratz Mary O, KayKitteh and Catslave. Free way tie.
Ohai MainlyCoon and fanks for teh Conga ratz!
Fanks, MainlyCoon!
fangs, mainly coon!
Want teh floofy kitteh….
(to teh toon of Beyoncés song singul laydees
awl teh floofy kittehs! awl teh floofy kittehs!
awl teh floofy kittehs! awl teh floofy kittehs!
awl teh floofy kittehs! awl teh floofy kittehs!
awl teh floofy kittehs!
now put ur paws UP!
I akshulee lyk dat sawng!
Did yoo see Caturday Nite Live wen Justin Timberlake an Beyonce wuz doin teh bideo? Wuz hilaryus!
Oh dat wuz sooo funnni I waked da hubbikat up tu watch it. Hyme laffed soo much hii wuzzn’t mad.
oyeah, teh SNL skit wuz teh HILLARIUS! hard to find online but ai noes wher it iz…
‘member this dae people… myoosik videoz r BAK!
wabes floofy Pawz in teh ayr in tyme tew teh mewsic!
Woo-hoo!
Go CS! Go CS! Danse ur tayle awf!
ohai, tessm! yu iz bery talinted, aifinkso!
*danses wifs mai paws inna aer*
*digs toe in durt* oh, fankyoo.
akshullee, that part wuzzint hard… butt (!) ai haz tryed hard an cannawt come up wiv ennyfing foar teh rest uv it…
wen kitteh loozes he sai “bezt out ov three
Flooffee Kitteh knoez
dat t3h wawlll amz weekeneeng!
Hurz winz berreh sune
Flooffee Kitteh habz
Hewminz dat amz lytewaytz wen
itz cumz 2 Stayrdaown
Prittee Wun duz kwyte
well agennst Flooffee Kitteh.
So dayz playz awfunn
Jack.
Hao wys and ellykwent yew are Jack! Yor versus allways mayk mee smyle!
Dey gotz bobble Hedded bebbeh otter sno Globs at teh Ty-bo-tyque?
Lets goe c.
Iz inna tyme owt — mii mama nawt kno dat kittehs nebber iz bad…. sum wun shud tellz her, no nawt mii — she yelled reelee LAWD …
OH kitteh, nawt tu worri, momma gonna feel guilty inafew minutes an gib yu gushi fuds!
**sheepish grin**
U too, huh?
Ufinkso? She tolded mii to “gofinkaboutwhatIwasdoingyoungkittehandnawt tocomebaktillInosewhatIdididrong!” In dat case I fink I nebber come bak – cuz I no no whut I didz rong …
Nope! Shii bii dere inaminute tu say “I sorri, an I lubs yu an come an have da finest tuna an Pleez, pleez, pleez furgib mii!”
She didit!! She Didit!! Iz haz a happity naw — I eetin gushitunafuds!! Yea!!! Hmmm. Ifinkso I will bee badz more oftener …
Oh great! Finalli, I figured owt how it happend! Dew nawt reward bad behavior, du nawt reward bad behavior. Oh, heer has some gushifuds fur yur bad behavior.
Yu seen wat a gud job mine kittehs haz done trainen mii!
U iz az bad az me, 3km.
I aksidentlee kikked Josie an feeled giltee, so u can imadjin how giltee I feeled wen I fussed at hur!
Iz awlmost insane. Pookie kat wuz scratchin da Handy Dandy Weather Radio Karrien Bag da otter nite an I said “Annnt, Stoppit” an hyme qwit an layed down awn top uf it an just lukked at mii. So awl wuz well, rite? Hubbikat said “Is dat awl yu gonna du? Yu nawt gonna get awn hyme?” I kuld nawt figgure owt wat hyme wuz sayin. I did git awn hyme, so WTF?
Iz funnee. Kittehs seem to lurn teh “mahm luuk” frum us too.
Dere wuz tymes dat awl I hadda do wuz luuk at Josie an say hur naym an hur wud stop doin wut hur wuz doin.
Maybeh he confuzzeling kitteh with goggie. When admonishing teh catcatcats you was bean very careful not to aver ace it.
We all no Kittehs doan like that, and they neber forgets.
Cumz to think of it, goggies doan like it ether.
Comes to think moar of it, no living thing likes it…
*sings*
doan go breakin some heart
I won’t go breakin some heart
itz eben wurse when dey is teh sik or somefin. ai swerz dat shadow is bein xtra bad acause she noes dat ai wownt yell at her rite now. ebery tiem ai fuss at her, rite aftur ai feel da need fur to pik her up an shmoo her and gibs her manee huggs
aifink wif teh kittehs this is OK.
I would never leave a kitteh feeling
they cannot count on me 100 percent for
support – 100 percent of the time.
When there are blows for blows,
we are all they have and all they ever will have.
Blink wall, blink!!!
Howz i git ta bee bloo agin? I wuz bloo, now nawt bloo .. no no why.
Ai wuz gonna axe dat same question. Ai usetacould haz a bloo name, butt (hehe) now Ai cannawt haz or mai comments get eeted.
Ohai, awn prebius fred owr Dame Janet sez haow tu get bloo. Difrent frum wut LCB’z fingy sed nd ai dint unnurstan but maibe yu wil.
Haz u seeinged deh struckshunz on deh Cryerz halper paige? it haz linkeez tu LCBz tutorialz.
Ai haz seeinged teh struckshunz and dey have wurkked fur me in dah past, but reesently iffin Ai makez my name bloo WP eets my comment. Can Ai fixify dat or duz Ai hazto wate fur WP to get ober watever dis current pleh it be having? Ai foughtso Ai wuz banned frum Cheezland, Ai hadda sad til Ai figgurd out dat Ai can still post az long az Ai’m not bloo.
Yepperz mii too — I jest didid dat i eeted da commint — oh well!
I sry ifn it duzn’t werk…… mebbee u shud riting tu deh grated Cheeziz. Uze deh Contact us linkee up on deh rite… deh will ansering u in ur emayoz. gud luk.
♪ Cheezez awr grate!
Maik meh chocklick cake! ♪
Bill Cosby.. FTW!
*DING DING DING*
We hab uh weiner!
*Hands idans uh jello puddin’ pop*
I had dat prollem last week, week, week…an iffin I wuz bloo my commintz were poof, gone…finelly I figgered it out an am bloo an an an my commintz don’t poof ennymoar eether…. but what’z I did was to right click on sumbuddy’s bloo name, den copy dat & pasty dat into myne own website box, then beep, beep, beep, backup and take out their namez and types in mines…and den it workified…an an an alsew, I discuvvered, that my werk pyooter not have my linky and I don’t have tymes at RL werk to add it yet, sew sometymes I’m bloo (at home) and not sew much at work. Hope diz heps from one nube to sum ovvers. {{cheezfrens}}
I’m bloo at werk because ai cannot be playin here.
I did try and sneak on a couplol times dis week and my comments were nommed, too. ai thot it was tekky ppl keeping me off, but it cudda been because ai tried to be bloo, too.
maek sur to chek ebrey tiem yu post dat da webbysyte bocks habs da addyresses in it. soemtiems da cookeez empty owt an der iz nofing dere an ai habs to put mai profyle page in dere agan.
Itz important dat u iz using teh saem emayo addy fur boaf WP & ICHC. If dey duzzint match, WP feests on ur comments.
If dey duz match & u iz still hazzin problems, aidonut noe wut to telling u.
Many many fanks to you Cweenmj! Ai decided dat iffin Ai cannawt be bloo Ai can haz an avatar. The Cryer iz a moast wondermus serbis dat you probide. Ai haz onli been lurrkin here for a yeer and hab enjoyed reeding all the Lore and Legendz from befur mai time.
ohai Kat_Dawg!
“usetacould” duz that meen u libs in TX?
wuz wher ai lurned teh phrayse!
Ai’m originally frum WY and ifinkso dere are lottsa similaritees tween dere and TX. Dat Cowboy mentalitee dotchaknow.
Ai’m originally frum WY butt (hehe) ifinkso dere be lottas similaritees tween dere and TX. Itz dat Cowboy mentallitee dontchaknow.
It iz a ty awn staring contest! Kitteh fawls asleep at nite and shado wen awai wen sun went down.
Oh Hai KCT!! I hopez u b dueing ok tuday. {{{KCT}}}
O fanku cween deer! Ai haz payne but is gud payne to maek mai nee bendee agin. Ai rests wen ai can but ai cant sit awns teh tiem ai can. boring, usual stuffz therapy, bingo, art ceramic payniting, going crayzy….you know…. the usual. Ai iz showing mai paynty enz at nurfes and fizzacals and ai going CRAYZY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!1!
OOOooooo ceramiz iz fun!! I hazn”t dun ceramiks in agez…. deh nawt-sekkund time i did ceramikz wuz wif mai mom… happee memreez… Fankz. Schmooooz
LOL! Trulee der bee no modesty inna nerfing hoam. Inna horsepiddle gown teh panty endz be showing too, aifinkso!
I showed my panty ends, an poynty ends more den wunce wen I wuz in horsepittle habbing my baby boi. Az Ifink about it I showed lot more den my panty ends.
Yew mean it wuz teh end ob yor panteez,
adn yew wuz showing awf?
**admires 3KM’s panty endz**
**wuld liek to meet 3KM’s dresser**
Ai bin known tew rummage in sum drawers yew noe.
*pawnders*
Dew dey maik flannlol panteez?
Nuffin a littlol beer cawnt cure.
*hands 3KM uh Heiney*
Thnx! *glug, glug, hick*
Dis regard da pre, um before comment. I iz awl otta clever, I *hick, hick* haz maibii *laffs at Heiney* had tu menni beers now.
**Takes 3KM owt intew the dairy air tew sober hers up**
*giggles hysterikilly*
You are really milking those puns!
The air at any dairies I have been at would sober her up by causing her to vomit!
ai iz so sowwy dat yu haz an owchie! ai haz a simpafee, ai dislokatid mai nee wen ai wuz a teenajer!
ohai, cheezpeeps! i wuz not abel tu haz interwebs foar daez an daez! ai missed mai cheezfrens and awl da laffs!
HAPPEETAYLES BAI MEH AN CATTAILS!!!1!
happeetayles!!!
*grabs kctk’s paws and danses inna cirklol*
happee, happee! joy, joy!
happee, happee! joy, joy!
happee, happee! joy, joy, joy!!
{{{minerva99}}} Iz gud tu habbing u bak!!
oh fanks yu mai cween!
*maeks deep curtsee*
ai has a happee tu be bak inna compny ob da cheezpeeps. iz much naiser heer dan pleh owld “reel wurld”!
{{{minerva99}}} Welkum bakk!
YAY! minerva99 gits tu come an play!! I knows da feelin uf no interwebs an no lektriks, iz nawt fun. Wuldn’t myda da lektriks owt (fur short periods) iffin I kuld still haz innertubes!
oh, it wuz da terriblol!!!! ai wuz trapped! ai had no interwebs heer at hoem an i cud nowt goe tu da cawffeebeen cuz it wuz awful outsied! ai libs cloes tu da yuceelay medickal centur an we were mobbed wifs da peepz tryen tu getz nuws about michael jackson. at one tiem dere wer fore hellycopturs oberhead!
an teh wurst fing ob awl? sinse ai had no innerwebs, teh ownly fing i cud du waz…
cleen mai appartyment!
*eee! eee! eee! eee! sownds frum da showr seen in syko inna bakgrownd*
{{{{{{{{{{{{minerva99}}}}}}}}}}}}}} fur haffen tu kleen apt, an fur affen tu pu up wif da MJ mob. I hope yu iz awl better now. Haz da crowd dispersed?
yes, dey habs goen home. manee peeps haz a sad and waited foar da news, tho it wuz nawt gud news. sum peeps putted togever candlols and flewrs fur memoreols. iz bery sweet
Oh hai, welcomes bak
kitteh sayz: She’z a brik haus
but iz shee mitey, mitey?
Sheez 3KM? Lettin it awl hang owt?
Hey! Wat duz dat meen?
Ai dunno. Yew iz duh wun wif the panty endz.
Mehbee yew shuld ask tessm foar teh daffynishun.
I wonder who wins…
Dere is Rok and LOL , classikal, Blus, and mani udder kinds ub Mewsick. (Purrsonally I leik Clasykul and Celtic Mewsick. ) But if ewe haz Otter tastys in Mewsick chezk dis out
h t t p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6_6qg_iUyY
Just clse up teh spaces
Ai can has baroque? Mai mottoe: iffen itz nawt baroque, plz ficks it!
Oooh – ai lubs baroque musik! Bach & Handel ar mah favrit compozurs & ai lubs singin their musix!
ai faut dat when yu wer baroque itz becaus yu aer owt of monay…
(hehehe)
Gud nite, Cheezpeeps — haz a grate evening, a wunnermus Caturday & a fantabyooluss weekweekweekend!
{{NS}} Sleep well!
The Brick.
I think the cat might win this. They are masters at this game
Ai nawt takin my eyez Awf Teh Wahl.
Izza paradawks.
An irresystablol forse meetz an immoobablol awbjekt
I guess I’ll just stare at this wall since I can’t look at you.
I iz winning, dats who
*stares*
*stares*
*stares*
*stares*
*stares*
*stares*
Dis mortar jawb nawt sew grate akshully.
Butt (!) deez brick is nicelee maid.
Dat remindz meh. Ai gawt tew yooz the liddur bawk.
We haz not meeted (at leest inawtfinkso) cause Ai usually just lurkk, but yoo alwais make me lol. Yoo be teh witty ifinkso!
yesh, NC66 iz teh win an awsum!
Ai know yew awr, butt(!) wut am ai?
**digs toe inna durt**
Aw shucks. Taint nuffin.
Berry neyez tew meetcha
**extends floofy paw**
Wait, duh wit, iz nawt the nit kind izzit?
No no no! Nawt da nit kind, yoo be teh witty wifowt nitty.
*hedbonks KD*
Fanks
Ai guess nitty nawt awl bad.
Iffn itz associated wif gritty instead ob witty.
**pawnders joak ’bout habin’ uh dirty mind**
teh kitteh
*luks at NC wif da sqwenty eyes* Ifinkso yu up tu sumfing!
*luks innosent*
Jes ‘bowt 6′ even, 2-elebenty lbs.
snerk
Hmmm.
*stares*
*stares*
*stares*
*stares closer*
*closer*
*closer*
*closer*
*Bonks hed awn teh wall*
Kitteh iz cumfoartablee numb nao.
Dat iz were sumwun I know gonna bii iffin hii nawt SHUT UP!! Ack runs frum P&L an COG lekture!
*attempt to assist 3KM, addresses hii*
SHUSH IT mister!!!!
Ai fink dat teh wall is winin
Ai tink da wait kitten will win.
Photoshopped! The shadow are all wrong.
.
Sorry… *goes to the naughty step*
Paint, or sleep? Paint, or sleep?
Sleep, or zzzzzzzzzzzzz?
Teh kitteh wins. DUH!