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U givs it bak wen ur dun?
GMTA agane!!!!
*grabs anni by teh paws & danses arownd teh ruum wif hur*
*dansdansdans*
*twurltwurltwurl*
OOf! can Ai sit doun noaw plzthx – Ai haz a dizzee!
*halps anni to sitting down saeflee*
*gibs nightshayde and annipuss a beer or bevridge of deir choice and offurs trip to ty bootique*
Fankies, Upfi!
Ai hasta put mah noze to teh grindstone fur a bit. Ai haz a lawt uf werks to do befoar ai kin go scrapbooking.
I’m ready for this pleh to go away. It’s too hard to breathe, and either the congestion or the medicine (or mebbe boaf) is making everything taste weird.
*sigh*
{{NS}} Hope yu feel better soon!!
Thanks, 3km — me too! Other than the difficulty breathing & the odd taste, I feel mostly ok. No fever or aches or anything. It’s just weird. My little girl can’t quite shake the same cold, but I don’t think she’s having quite the same symptoms. We have to be healthy enough to go to Disneyland on Monday!
yea furr Dizz Knee Landz
Sowwy u aer nawt feline well. Hoep dat teh weekend halps.
Wen duz weekends NAWT halp?
Weekend AwlWais hewlps!! YAY fur Caturdai’s!
Wen U haz tu wurkz.
Wen u haz retyred frum werk, awl dais aer aliek.
I hope wun dai I git tu retyre. An I hope ICHC iz still arownd so I nawt git bored.
Poar kitteh haz such a sad luuk on himz littlol orinj but nawt poyzin face!
*skritches teh OBNP kitteh behind teh eerz*
Kitteh has luk Examtimously liek capshun!
I nawt always finkso, but this wun, yesh!
U can haz it rite bak. Ai jus wantz tu ordur U a noo wun frum teh tybooteek. Den U can haz moar den wun!
Ai can haz it bakk plz?
Yu gib it bak rite?
Triplol GMTA!
WOW!!! A tripol GMTA!! Wii must rock!
… and moar GMTA’ness!
?????Ai has a curious! Wha iz GMTA???
Great Minds Think Alike!
*snerk* fanks!
(Teh ubber half ob teh kwote only applies to teh goggie sites)
Dint we uze tu has a wiki button upa tawp ub paje? Den a pursun cud se doze kine ub fingz. Ohai, {{{{{{anni}}}}} Hawt in Lundum tudai?
{{{{{Ladymonde}}}}}} Berry hawt an stikkee – we wus spozed 2 haz thunnerstorms, but dey mist dis part uv Lunnun.
Grate Mynds Think Alike
*snerk* fanks, te ewe too!
I iz a lil’ slow tunite! I seem tu bii echo’ing Anni an NS.
Yiss, but u sed it in lolspeak!
Iz bekoming habbit, ebben wen it shuldn’t bii!
iz i neer naht sekkund? wow. hell musta frohzin ober.
U can has beer 4 sillibrashun, iffn u like – ai’m shure nightshayde and annipuss will share!
Ohai, cricketkitteh. Ai hazzint seed u befoar. Welkum to Cheezland!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
*shares teh beer*
oh fanks! i haz bin heer az a lurkur fur looooong tiem. dont get to post lots.
*takes floofee paw uv frendship in floofee paw*
*glug glug glugs da beer*
*Waves ohai tu cricketkitteh* Iz beri fun playse hear, just bii karful kaus kan bii addikting.
Ohai cricketkitteh!
Yoo can be BLOO – just laik menne ov us!
In teh comment block, in teh third line down, Just put this in (copy an paste ov corse) – and *poof*
you will be bloo! An peepl can find yoo fur to bee frenz! Ai awlreddi did!!
h ttp://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cricketkitteh/
Just be shur to close up teh space between teh furst h an teh t. Ov corse.
Yiss, Walkum cricketkitteh. *Swigs mai shaer uv teh beer* Thx Upfi!
Great Minds Think Alike…
*snerkity-snerk-snerk* fangs teu PootyTat, as wheel!
U can tell teh cheezpeeps r on teh saym waif length!
Poor kitteh, yu kan keep it, I nawt take it frum yu!
hmm, kitteh duz luk liek he haz a sad. por kitteh.
Kitteh hav b eeootimouse eyz coulor!
Yesh yesh… an luuks liek itz a sweet kitteh, too.
*remembers dat she needs to putting hur noze to teh grindstone*
*scampurrrrrrs off to do werk*
* hands NS teh noze gard so hur noze nawt get rubbed raw onna grindstones*
Haz fun!
Kitteh iz telling porkies. I see obber balls dere. Fibe ob dem. Still. doze eyes…
.
Uh oh…
.
***SPLORT***
*sweep up jd’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
rut-roh! ai haz nawt dun in a loooong tyme…
*rummij foar CCC dryvur lisense*
OK, luuk owt! heer ai come!
*skreeeeeeech! CCC to hawlt nekst to jd*
*scoopity scoopity scoop up alla braynes*
*rinse well wiv sparkling lemmin H2O*
*patty patty pitty pat bak into crayneeum*
*add a little myoosik notes ♪ ♫ ♪*
*wrappity wrappity wrap wiv ducky taype*
OK, heer’s a nice floofy blankee, and sum soothing beveraje uv ur choyse, and sum green and purplol toy balls. Awl bedderer?
WHAT a prittee dubblol reskyew THAT wuz!
First the play, tehn teh mewsiclol!!! NEXT STOP = BROADWAY! Oh – AND the WEST END!!
And taht cyoot liddlol bended wisker!
Ai wud nawt taik frum tihs kitteh becuz hims aies wud hawnt mee. Haz so sad a luk wud wantz tu snugglol kitteh insted.
I gitted similar luk frum my Lucy lastnite wen I wuldn’t let her go owtsyde so shii kuld attend RHSB’s party.
wellllllllll, ok, u can haz… but onlee becuz ai lubs u! ♥♥♥
I no take, kitteh. Iz awl yourz. No wurriez.
ok! ai didz it! yay fur me!
Hooray fur yoo!!!
Duz happy dans!
*dans dans twerl twerl twerl dans dans*
Neggst taim yoo see Philllipe d’Beaker, bee shur to tell him yoo ar noolee bloo, an he will fiind a bloo sawng fur yoo to cerery brayt!
An ohai! Ai am usually cawled JCH4K!
Nice to meet yoo, o noolee bloo wun!!
ai iz bloo!
Yay!!!1! Bloo! [[[[[cricketkitteh}}}}}}
And *poof* – u iz gettin frend rekwests!
YAY fur blooness!!!!!
Well…butt…o Baysment Cat….S*P*L*O*R*T!!!! An jush as ai gawta goes 2 ware awl inmates uv teh nurfing hoem goes dindin.
O hai, KCT! How u is?
Payne butt is gud payne eben tho mai poynty enz get owts alawt! Ai cants always get in intertoob becaws it is hard to sit sumtiems an ai needs 2 naps wut eber so offin. Ai played bingo an wun 50 cents and did paynting ceramics twice. Ai is going crazzy an hissing. Other wiz ai is doing fine. Hao ar u lcb? {{{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}}}}
KCT!!!!! YAY! How iz yu feelin?
Payne butt is gud payne. Ai boared mosly eggscep foar paype. Ai did bingo and a cuple of ceramics by paynting. Wanna yoose mai poynty enz heer. U wud nawt heer abowt wut happens. *shudders* Ai cants sit as lawng as ai’d like to becaws of paynes and needs naps . Awl the ususal…..drugs, therapy, going crazy………. You know….the usual! {{{{{{{{3km}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} *Sends healing beams an prayers fur speedy recobery tu yu!!!
B teh pay shunt, KCT, untill u can haz ful lee recubbered, cuz we wants u bak fitazafiddul. Schmooz 2 U.
*Scoops up KCT’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until feline bettur.
U sure U want it? Mebbe I giv U sum pointy endz instedd …
**Red comez in, big-eied an bottlol-brush tayle**
Iz teh stormin ovur? It gibbed me a beeg skeered!
I seened it wuz hittin yu purty hard! Wuz red an yellow an awl obber da playse, Ifinkso iz gone now.
It wuz wyld! Nocked ovur teh dubblol rokker, an a tablol awn teh frunt portch! Turned teh door dekorayshun arown, an beet teh pore plantz to deth!
Woked me up frum my nappytiem, too.
Ooops, did yu D.U.C.K?
Nope, butt thot abowt it.
OH, did yu sii da news? It wuz MJ and da “Kentucky Konnection”. Thot I wuz gonna fall of da couch laffin.
(No, nawt laffen bout MJ’s death.)
Lemme gess…..teh Kentucky Konnekshun wuz dat teh tyres awn teh amblolanse wuz maded in Ky.
Wuz I cloas?
Kinda, sumwun da wunce libbed in Louisville wuz wunce hiz chore, choreg, um, danse instructer.
yep, i’ve notissed taht lokal nooz peeples will bend over pretty far bakkwurds to get teh “lokal connekshun” on big nooz storees.
3km an I mayk fun of owr noos peeplols doin dat. Iz ridikulus!
Ky Konnekshun beddur den teh SD konnekshun.
Wii habbes sumbunnee whut rekorded in teh same studio…wuz onlee ten yeers afturwardz and wuz remoddloled free times.
snerk
hey, i iz breevin teh same atmosfeer az MJ!! mebbee sum ob teh same ayr mololecyools haz ebe made it frum whereber him wuz to wher i livs!! an i libs RITE NEKS DOOR to callyfornya!!
Raidar b showing worstest ov storming gawn souf ov u nao.
OMG so adorable
(Puts CHRG on tightly)
Mew?
Red — if you haven’t yet, go check out the Cheeztown Cryer. Cweenmj put in info about someone who’s giving away a Maine Coon.
I saw it.
Kitteh iz in Calee-fornya, so iz too far. Plus, I nawt can has kitteh whiel I’m heer wif mahm an dad.
Maibee sune u can has mooving awt tu sumplais ware can has kitteh.
You know what I noticed first? Not the caption, not the toy…
But the cat’s eyes. They’re beautiful!
wut a pretty orinj kitteh wif such pretty green eyes!! *wants bad*
Dis kitteh haz melted mai hart! Himz saddy eyez iz so purrswaysiv dat Ai hadda gibz mai kitteh a treet.
Yah, him duz has teh soleful luuk.
Red, I need tu ask yu a question. Iz it mii or did dat woman tudai who towld us bout her kat an da dryer seem kinda, um, wats da wurd. Um kowld an unkaring bout da kitteh. Wen shii first said it, it thot shii wuz tawlkin bout a watch or piece ub jewelry, nawt her kitteh.
I dunno.
Mebbe hur ellolvaytur nawt goez awl teh way up?
kitteh in teh dryer?!?!?
oh noez!! not seed taht, dont fink i want to.
pore kitteh…
iz funny to tawk abowt kittehs an goggies putting eech ovver in teh washy masheen an dryer, but IRL iz very bad fing!!!!!
Ornjj Kitteh duz nawtz
gibbz up hurz skwishshee Wubbee
2 juss enneewun!
Wubbee amz spesshshull!
Ornjj Kitteh fowndz it hydeeng
undurr Beeg Lawng Chayr
Liddill Prittee Wun
habz a sadz andz needz ekksta
frend. So… Okay!
Jack.
aw, sweet kitteh, gibs her speshull wubbie to make liddle prittee wun feel better ♥
♥
*skweeeee*
O jack – duz yu has a Litul Prittee Wun at hoam? When yu maeks pomes about teh Pritte Wuns that liv with lolcats it allus feels so luving good.
We all luvs yur mindmelding pomes.
Duffy.
Ah fink da pur lilleh ornjty kitteh has a sad. Is becus hims ownlee has wun pritty?
Oar is becus hims poysin?
Ah wud taek hims ennywai fer mah berry oan.
Oh Hai,
I iz noo heer. I make LOLz but why dey no get posted? NE one knowz?
Kfanksbai
Ohai, tonic67.. Welcum to Cheezyland!! *extenz floofie paw ov frendship*
Lols are nawt postid automatikly.. Tehy are voted on. Look at the top ov teh page in teh brown line..clikee on VOTE to see.. Gud Luck makin it to teh Front Page!! We’ll bee luking for u!
Extenz wittle paw back timidlee. Hai.
Butt howz I git people to votez if dey don nevah see demz?
How peoplez gits to see demz? I no unnerstand sowwy.
I tells yu whut, Ambergreen, I gets teh car kees an goes to Splort — i mean Sport shak an get us bofe sum new fuzzee round toies. Den we can bofe plae even if some goez in teh bushis or unner teh cowch.
Goooorgeeouse pikchur!!!!!!!! do want uncaptioned vershon!
dat kitteh wook so sad it makes my heart bweak
Funn and cool i like it
O dis kitteh has teh luvly ayes…
aaawwww, he’s so lovely!!!
luk at teh kittehs eyes…pritty