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Kwikk, wares teh catchie fing?
concatulaashuns anni! *gets teh kitteh catchie fing reddy*
Thx BF473 we haz a tye – shall we dans off 2 teh tye booteek. Ai hoep dey haz sum kitteh shaeped popsiclols – It’s berry warm heer 2dai!
Yay! *links arms wif anni an skips awf tew teh booteek*
ai hoap the Silver Cuddle Puddle bobblyheads ar in, taht wud goe nycelee wif mai Eva an Cory wuns!
Ooh yiss, Need 2 haz teh full set!
ah’m fallin an ahm tew tyred tew git up!
Jus’ swich grabbity off. Awl kittehs hab grabity deactibashun buttons.
I’ve akshully dun dis offa cowch.
LOL!!! An hooo hazn’t???
Dis kitteh ‘parrently hell off into a bukkit opb bleech, to luuk at teh legs.
me tew!!!!!!i start slwwpin den i jst fawl right owf!!!!
I hate it when that happens!
…butt(!) ai ment tew dew eet.
doan wurry, kitteh cn defy grabitee wif eaze
when kitteh hoped to drop off soon, this was not what he meant
Duzn’t wanna fawl doun go boom?
Mmmmmmmm – soop – BOOM
It craks mee up ebreetaim ai see – “boom!!”
h t t p ://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3175740 ?
Turn on teh fan – iz so hot Ize meltin.
Nawt 2 bad heer. It iz hawt, but derre iz sum breez an lawng az Ai doan’t moob 2 mutch, Ai can keap kool!
Duz not luk hot – lukz so cold, kitteh’z leg’z tunnin white
no, is juss teh leg ob hims spotty jammies has rukked oop as he slid doun!
I lubs dat whyte leg., an wanna schmoo it!
O iz so! Kitteh mus has a wedjie
Kitteh Napz amz t3h
besstest! Ekksept awn doze rayr
oakayzhunz dayr nawt
Kittehz summtymez moobz
arowndz wenz dayz Napz. Kitteh
neburr admitz dis!
T3h edjj ubz t3h Bed
iz wayr Grabbitteee hangz owtz
2 toarmentz Kitteh
Jack.
{{{Jack}}}
I dunno how u duz it Jack, but u awlwayz haz a brillyunt pome fur us!!
♥♥♥♥ I lubz deh last verze. ♥♥♥♥♥
Dere Cweenmj – may ai pleez borrow sum ov yur harts?? Ai dont hav wun ene moar.
♥♥ Jack Deth! ♥♥ Awlaiz furst in ar harts ♥♥
An ai luved teh thot ov teh grabbity tormented kittehs, too! Itz seems to be verree strong heer at mai haus an iz awlwaiz grabbing wun oar teh otter ov teh kittehs!
just wanted to turn blue
Oh hai patticlan…… i haz strucshunz fur turning bloo and habbing abatartz on <a href="http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/avatarz-adn-bloo-namez/"avatarz and bloo namez on deh Cheez Town Cryer. Dere b linkeez tu LCBz tootorialz dere, tu.
patticlan – taek hart – an cweenmj’s strukshunz! Tehy ar reelee gud – and yoo can DOOO it!!! *duz littlol cheerleeding dans*
patticlan!!! HAI!!! Hao yoo ar??? an where hav yoo bin? An ar yoo bak? an ar we there yet?
**Red comez in, yawnin, rubbin hur eies an still warin hur nite-gown**
Ohai, frenz! Happi Caturday.
I finkso I wuz immitaytin dis kitteh last nite.
**NC wanders in adn borrowz Red’s poast tew tell wut heez warin’**
**gawt awn cargo chorts and T-shirt wut ai slept in**
Nawt sekkund dai ob mai baycayshun, YAY!
Ai did uh Marty McFly myself last nite.
Oh Hai!! U can haz baykayshunz?!?!?!? Kewl!!
Oh Hai yor highness. Yesh yesh, ai hab uh beeg happytail. 2 hole week weeks awf. Ai needed it tew. RL haz nawt been berry berry gud tew meh deez last cuplol ob munfs. Teh econ-enemy haz nommed sum ob mai minyuns, and nawt gibbed meh N-E-moar hours in teh day tew git awl the wurk dun.
Hao awr yor trabils? Where awr yew nao?
Ohai guise – ai can has bacashuns too! W00t!! An ai get to meet skwirlgrrl n prysma-kitteh an awl her fambly an uniquekitteh n plasticat n princess of choas todai!
W00t!!
LOL!!! Ai’m nawt REELEE following cweenmj around! Just SEEMS laik it!
Aw yoo wn yur way nao? Iz it far to go? Ar yoo awlmoast there yet???
An – Ai wish ai cud been there. Butt (britens ala Pd’B) maybe next taim! Yoo awl will shurlee hav so much fun taht a neggst taim is shurr to be nawt too far off!
Ohai Janet! Ai’m abowt 90 minutes from Kingston. Several things to do befoar ai leave, because Leesa is coming to stai wif mii for a few days!!!1!
Adn ai ar bringing… choklitt caek! But wifowt eggs oar dairy, becuz of allergies.
*dansdansdans wigglol wigglol wigglol*
Wii b in OryGone!! u kin seeing zaxtlee wair on deh cheezmap…. wii b werking at deh campground az camphosts in deh ebeningz… deh campgrownd b full dis weekend. Lotza peepz enjoying deh warm sunshine and deh kewl lake.
An ai hope yoo ar too!
Ai’m taking a littlo vacayshun frum teh yard! 3 wheel barrows full ov yard sticks to teh bern pyol – an ai can com in fur a fyoo minnits!!
WoOt????
ooh, ai wish ai cud have a burn pyle! Ai just took mai stiks to teh yard waist depo.
We can has a vern pyol becuz we ar offishylee a farm!!!!
But it iz sooooooo big rite nao, we hav to wait until there iz sno awn teh roof ov teh barn, so we don’t bern to down, too!!
It’z reelee prittee awn teh cleer snowy nites, wif teh sparks flying hi in teh skye! An warm, too!! At leest, awn wun side!!
Deh bad fing bowt baykayshun iz wen u goez bak tu werk, nobuddy didded ur werk wyle u wuz goneded. So u haz tu du awl deh werk dat piled up wyle u wuz gone, plus deh reglar werk…. PLEH!!!
Ai know, ai know! Taht wai ai’m heer insted ov awn mai way to teh VLC cheezmeet!
Wii will do owr bestest to has teh fun wifowt yoo, deer JCH4K!
Mai hart, at leest, will be there!
If yoo heer sum stranj thumpee laik noyzes, kiwte sawft – taht’s prollee me!
AI HEAR DAT yor majesty.
In fact, ai wuz gone foar a widdle while jes nao coz wurk is cawlin meh at hoam. Dey doan eben let it pile up. Dey jes yank awn my leash. Stoopy Blackberry. Iz gunna “accidentally” fawl in teh toilet today aifinkso.
NC66 – ai jez founded owt dis week, week, week, dat dat iz amohst commen wai dat Stoopy Blackberrys meat dere dim…dymi…death…yesh, aifinkso.
Nap fail meenz very mad kittheh in 3…2…1 tho. Hoomans better run fast den.
dis is how I try to sleep when sharin bed space wiff muh kitteh.
Ur kitteh hogz teh bed too, huh?
Kittehs down’t hog teh bed, they merely rent yu a cornur.
Plus dis crnr has noe kitteh hairz
Helloo Red! Happee Caturday!!!
AC!
**runs to AC, pownses awn him an hedbonks him**
How u doin?
An hao yur bebbeh????
RHSB: Did yu gets moozic ok?
Dis happens at my house 2. Only that one kitteh usually falls on her sister…
Cheezmeet tuday!!!!
*dansdansdansdans*
Iz a smaller cheezmeet than rijinally planned coz uv sum helf ishoos an finanshul ishoos an time ishoos peeps haz, BUT!!!!!
Iz still gunna be me an Seanya an PrincessOfChaos an Uniquekitty an Plasticat an DK an teh skwirrl awl tugevver in wun place!!
*happehdans*
Onlee bowt free owrs til esti… esteem… peeps start coming.
Onlee free owrs? But ai nawt reddee!!!!!
{{{{{awl deh cheezmeeterz}}}}}}}} I noez u will haz deh grate fun!!!!
Ai gots enuff kittehs heer fur ebreewun to haz wun tu cuddlol, wif wun left ober! LOL
{{{{{cweenmj an awl teh cheezpeeps}}}}}
OMG that iz teh funneee! u imported extra kittehs foar the cheezmeet! u iz teh verree thotful hostess!
LOL!!! Yoo ar rite, tessm! Wuz ther EBBER so thotful a hostess az pryzma-kitteh?? maeking shure there were enuf kittehs to go around. an wif a spare in cayse sumwun showd up unexpectedlee! LOL just thnking about it!
Breev, pk, breev. U’ll be fien.
Izza gud fing cheezpeeps unnerstand pry-ori-teas, coz wif bebbehs, howsewurk DEFNITLEE nawt gettid dun. *sighs an lukks at teh nawt-cleen cloavs awl over an teh dust
bunnieshippopotamoosis an drifts uv kitteh fur an ebreefing*But iz gonna be fun!!! (An DK an me gots a suprize planned fur Leeza tumorro, her iz sumwhair tween Norf Carolina an Noo Yorick so her nawt see tihs *giglol*)
No wun will care at AWL!!! Ai think menee ov us ar much alaik in this respect!
An wif awl teh kittehs to cuddle an teh peepl to tawk too – yoo needn’t hav a care in teh whirrld!
SCHMOOS an HUGS to awl pleez! An . . .ai will pull mice elf togedder – an if yoo do it again – maybe ai can do it! too!!
We hadda lots ov peeps whu nawt cud make it. LCB nawt relyzed in tiem, an nicewitch nawt can ‘ford, an POC’s KD in horsepiddle (but him sed tu her, “Yu GO TU CHEEZMEET, yu no stay heer! Bring me pixors!”), an ‘mandakat habing helf stuffs.
We needs tu du agen, yepyepyep!
(An ai can relayt… ai wayling bowt teh messy messy partmint, but ai heer insted uv cleening…. Aifinkso time wif friends be portint fur teh mentul helf, tho.
)
mental helf???
wii kin haz mental helf??
I must ponder dis……ooooo dots…..
Cheezpeeps can has moar REEL mentul helf tehn pretty much ennywun ai gno. LOL
ummm, JCH4K, ummm, didja no dat ure linky fing is linky’d to cricketkitteh?
Yes – ai just found it out! Ai’m NAWT kwite shur hao that happened! Ai wuz SO sruprised wehn a went to frend her. But ai’m nawt shur she haz a prfyle. Ai traid it – taiping it in. An there iz nuthing under – oh. Ai think ai see!
If yoo see hur, tell hur to go bak –
Nuther ummm.. where will ai find ckikketkitteh?? It mite be fixed awlreddy.
Nao ai just hav to fix catena – the same thing happend wif hur!!!
*luks a geek hat – propellerz iz broken off* ;(
BUTTT ai think ai can tell her hao to fix it!!
RL on – to find CricketKitteh, go to your profile, and then, in the address line take out your name and put in CricketKitteh.
and, in your website link, it looks like you might have done that there too, because in this last post, you were still showing as CricketKitteh….just edit your box/link to remove that name and put yours back in. RL off
Aifinkso. {{JCH4K}}
Ai keep fixing mine in teh comment box – an ebreetaim ai luk – CricketKitteh iz there!!! YIKES!!!
WHAT hav ai dun???
ai shud nebbber eben go NEER sumthing tekniclol!!
OK – ai’m off to my profyle to see if ai can fix up want iz rong!
Ai seem to be JCH4K heer again – so CricketKitteh mite bee awl rite???
yay – JCH4K iz fixified – yay – happee dans, dans, dans!
An catena iz fixified too!!!
Nao lettuce hoep taht CricketKitteh iz, too!
lettuce – yesh.
RL speak.
Here is my profile.
http://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-azevedan/
that is apparently the address I had from way back when, to vote under the old voting format.
I have massively failed here, I think. I made a wordpress account, with my email. I used ‘catena’ as ‘call me this nickname’, and now ‘azevedan’ and ‘catena’ are hopelessly confused over here.
Should I start all over again, or is there a way to repair my damage?
Kthxbai!
thnkz dis iz rite nauw?
plese 2 snd freendng if yes?
Yay!!! It IZ rite!!! Ai haz sent yoo a frend rekwest!
catena – yoo iz bloo – butz (!) ure linky fing is linky’d to azevedan…iz dat rite?..iz dat ure naim two?
Cool
Ai doan noe wut kitteh iz dreamin’ ’bout, but himz gunna wake up wif uh beeg smilol adn uh widdle embarissed aifinkso.
Awn teh fwip side, teh cumfortor wheel neber bii ablol tew luk kitteh strate in teh eye again.
CHeezmeet here in Portland Orygun tiday tew! Iz chance for TessM, JD, 2minions, and mee tew meet! Wull take place at 1PM PDT at Powells Books in the cafe area! Will b Pictures, I fink so!
{{{{awl cheezepeeps}}}}
Happytayle Caturday!
Have fun, catslave! We has a cheezmeet in Kingston, Awntario at teh same time!!
ohai! pikxsors avaylablol on mai profyle!! schmoos!
Hai,
Iz wanna gitz votez on my lolz and dunno hao to do dis. Can youz halp me sumwon?
Hai tonic. Ai dont know hao to do that eether! But heer – yoo ar too close to the bottom. an peeple hoo cud halp wont see it. Go to the next LOL a attach this to sumun hoo iz neer teh top!
Peepl will halp – but they hav to see it!
Hai tonic – waht JCH4K sed – ders smarterer fokes den mee dat plaiz urlierz and laterz in de daiz an nites dat mite hep two.
Teh Portland Four Cheezez Cheezmeet Updayt
.
Ebryfing went eggselent. Ennywun who didn’t go missed out on a wunnerful thyme, filled wib extreme silliness. Negst thyme, may be eben sillier! Yay!
yay! much win an awsum!
OMG ai did nawt reealyze wee wuz Foar Cheezes!! ai can be gorgonzola?
kitteh nooooooo !! i runs and gets de matress ! hold on !!