
Wen I count t’3, uze will wake up ‘n neber wantz ta chase birdies again.
in fact, u will go in teh cage nao.
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Wen I count t’3, uze will wake up ‘n neber wantz ta chase birdies again.
in fact, u will go in teh cage nao.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: pooda via Advanced Lol Builder
1…2….3…..
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
kitteh still sleeeepin
…still sleepin, kitteh falls over on taupe 0 kitteh…BOOM.
ooops Bye Bye Birdie….
definitely pre MJ music video-ByeByeBirdei
Earwerm. I has wun………..
fanks mais ouis!! …or is dat mais non escaped agen…….*hmmmmmm*
*heard in distance*
bwahahahaha….
*sigh*
sweetpea’s silly comment might make sense if it read “kitteh falls over on top 0 birdie“. :rolls:
Nies trie, burdie!
Wun, too, …NOM!
Low-budgie hypnotherapy?
@@@@@ X elebentea!
Oar rodints… tell eet Rodints tu!
pfft… stoopy berd.
eet rodents? I fot we wer nawt supposed to nom teh rodints….
no no! umm… ai meen… yesh yesh! umm… ai meen… Plz tu NAWT be chasing OAR nomming teh Rodints! Fankies!
Ohai, GP!
*flingz hur arms arownd teh pinny gig & squeezes tite (nawt too tite)*
On mah way to werk dis mornin, ai seed a billboard fur teh upcoming moobee, “G-Force,” and thotted uv u. (Dere wuz foar pinny gigs on teh billboard).
Yesh yesh!!! Is awl part ob ower plan fur whirrled domeenayshun!
will dere b a dominatrix??
no no no.. trix are four kids!!
silleh wabbit!
‘… silli Rabbi, kicks are for Trids.’
Butt…*snerk* Teh chaysing is fun and gud eggsursize. Ai nawt care if dem wantz tu haz a chayse. Az long az dem nawt duz teh nomming.
Floofy whyte kitteh! WANT
SSPPPLLOORRRTTT!!!
*sweep up Red’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
oh hai, rhsb….. dehr b a mainlee coon abailablol on deh Cryer tuday!!
ware’s parrothead?
Is this her phlonquais??
Umm… yu cannut just “has” a phlonquais, yu nose? Yu has tu ern won…
How i duz taht tehn? Tell? Plz?
*Sounds ob Guinness an porky skratchins bein rustled an placed invitinglee*
* pricks up littlol eers *
Hay Prik Ur own eers!!!
* hedbats teh pinney gig. adn taeks himz guinness bottlol opunur awai. *
So, just wut did LCB dew tu urning u, GP??
Nawt so mush “ern” as “tayk him owt to see wot him lukked lyk in teh lyt”!
* nod nod * hurr pikked me up bai mai littlol fut adn dangloled me in teh lite tu!!!
Gud fing it wuz onlee ur littlol fut.
Oh Gp, Ai has a massaje fur yu form Axl, mai pinny gig. Him sez “oooEEEEoooEEEEoooooWeeeWeeeWeee. Grgrggrgrgrgrgrgr!” Ai donut kno wot him sed, butt(!) him wus MOST emfattik bowt it
* scribblols in seekrit notebukk *
huh? whut? o, ai shud juss ignore taht…
plz tu tell hims: “Weeeeeeeee… wee. weeeee…. weeee… week. WEEK. WEEEEK… scamper” fankies.
pffft… I think Tidmum has it rite… its not sew much URN, as BRIEB
U knoes, cween, I axe myself that same question every day.
ifinkso Mme. Parrothead splodinged, erm, exploded, in the last thread in the line of duty calculating the splort : cute ratio of the aforementioned cutie cats. Should we call a lolyer to explort, erm exploit the lie-ability potential?
an den u wil cluk lyke a chikkin an hawp rownd the ruum awn wun paw. teech u tew mess wif teh burdies mr. kitteh!
*nawt* tew, sheesh
In TTI we sai “Dat will teech u 2 do dat” wen we meen teh oppersit!
“Honey? Why is teh cat clucking like a chikken every time teh phone rings?”
Luks like a low budgie pic to meh….
Burdie told kitteh to:
Act like a lolifant .. in Afrikka
Bring meh sum burdseedz .. from teh goggiez howse
Clime in tihs box wut sez “schrodingrz”
D…
Dans like nowun iz lookin
Expeer re ence strange cravings for goggie fuds
Fly rawd rum singin
G…
Gallopp liek a horsie
Hyde ebbri tiem u heer teh tinopnur
Immitayte a chikkin
J…
Jugglol
Krave olny vegamatibles, nawt berdees
Look into mai iis
M…
Go play in traffik
Hike deh Appalashun Trail
I…….
I iz in ur powerz
Jump intew teh car an zooms awai
Kolor mai furz pink
L….
Do wut Iz sez frum now on
Eat….your kitteh nom, nevver nevver teh burdees
Forget….we ebber had dis conver….con….tokk
G…
teh muzik sayz Iz ez as 1-2-3
burfday fairy iz heer to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Hmph an bluemacncheez an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes, lemmin poppyseed caek wif choklt glaze, isy kreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle rokkin robin wen tehy yoyo, ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif sekrit decoder/mood rings, kandeez, an sparkly burdiee stikkers! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
all right lets do this!!! LERRROOOYY JEENNNKIIINNNSSSS
*runs in out of breff*
O hai guise. Lissen, u gotta hide me! I’m being chased by a failblogger’s dad carrying a shotgun! Some nonsense about a turkey baster and his son’s being a weensy bit impregnated. I’m gonna go hide, u guise tell him u hasn’t seen me, ‘k? thx!
*hides teh turkee baster under teh sofa cushion*
U wantz tu haz this shotgun prufe soot uf l’amour?
Ai hazzint seen hoo nao?
*luuks confuzzled*
Iz ok naw LCB — Brewski’s papa has left da blog!
Hmm, iffin yu cross an LOLcat wif a FailBlog du yu git a LOLFail?
Oar a FailCat — but datz a mithikal creechure …
Butt — LCB did nawt cross wif a FailBlogger — she jest empregamated wun (a boi wun) wif a turket baster …. I nawt compleetee surz ub awl da deetalez –
*crosses arms sternly acrost chest*
*wunders hooz arms an hooz chest*
now LCB, wut wuz i telling yoo abowt stayin away frum teh fevver pillolows?
Um, stay away from them… sometimes?
Boxin coach gets ready to send kitteh back into the ring
“Use ur jab. Use ur jab!”
k dude
This. Is. Precious =D I <3 kitties.
~Arovell
*he he kitteh not really hyptnotized after birdie don talkin Im just gona eat im!*
This was begging for a recaption. So I did.
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4553975
Hey!
thats my friends cat…she posted its pics on DeviantArt.
It was blind for a long time before it passed away. T^T
da birdie has superpowers! da kitteh no longer chase birdies. not till tomorrow doh…….den da birdie see his doom!