I asks for a brother and dis is whats I gets.
u needz 2 do a bit of sabotage.
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It’s a mokkeree
Congrats Anni! Iz diz 3 or 4 tudai? Hmm, it’s getting lyte there, wat wuld yu lyke fur sillibrations, hawt chokolite an cookies?
Thx,3km. Dat iz juss teh fing dis neer bedtiem.
i are now a annipuss fan.
Kitteh needs tu relax adn watch sum howsmartins or sumfing.
ZOMG! HOUSEMARTINS!! ai haz nawt herd in lawng tyme!!
{{{jd}}}
Mockery = Monkey+Daquiri?
is brainless. I has proof.
Kitteh’s bruvver iz a goggie???
We donut juudj. Gawzsip, mebbeh.
Wii nawt wuns to go rown spreddin roomers
Wy relee weer jes nawt teh gossipin kind
U’ll nevver evver heer wun of us repeetin gossip
So u beddur be shur an lissen cloas teh nawt-sekkund tyem.
We donut juudj. Gawsip, mebbeh.
AI’ll tayk teh donut. Adn weirdpress iz being weird agayn. When I powst, I hab to uze teh back buton to get bak to ICHC, oar it sends me to teh norf pole.
ai get that too… an ai is nawt showin up in who’s talkin. can ennybuddy see me?
I can see yu. Oh, adn iffen yu lyke teh Howsemartins, teh Max Headroom link below iz to “Art of Noise”.
ai saw that wun too — although beleev it or nawt, ai haz heard that wun moar reecently!
Den diz meens I’ll haqb tu fynd moar obskewer stuffs. I could alwayz pretenders dat booting sum moozik in yore direkshun will leeb yu High adn Dry.
Continyewing deez mashinashuns, I cud cober teh landcape wib ghostly songs, gud moozic adn bad puns. I mite, tho, be too chikkin to, yu nebber no. trekkin fru YuTube izza skary eggsperience. Speshully for songs dat far bak.
ai have had a chance to lissen to the adam ant (gud wun!) but ai havta go teech a class rite naow… will come bak and review moar later!
A foo moar back tu blak songs. Police let me now wat yu fink ob dem. Dis last wun shud complete teh Quota.
U can has mien!
We kan trayde. Yu can has the wun who ran off to Costa Rica to live on da beech, okay?
Happi cat iz NAWT Happi!
Ai wuz gonna say dat!
Ohai, NS! U feline bedderer?
Moastlee — thanx fur askin, Red.
Itz still harder to breev den it shud be (beddur nao den dis mornin’) – but ai wuz ok enuf to come to werk.
Hao u iz today?
Beddur. I nawt runniin to teh lidderbocks so mutch now, fank CC!
I has 2morro awf werk an teh parental yoonits be goned until Sundae, so I has a happitayle!
Duz yu have yur bloo plastic cup owt?
Nawt yet.
Is this a braid? Congrats to Annipuss, Carosue, and RHSB. What would you like for sillybrations?
iced tea?
tea dans?
Nope, nawt a brayd. Annipuss gotted teh solo tawp spot.
Then GMTA, NS!!
Happy cat isn’t happy in all of his other pics. Any one else notice that?
My hares turnin whyte
My neks awlaiz bin red
My collolars still blooo….
Hooray fur teh red, white, an bloo.
Iz dat teh rite sowng?
Iz Lynyrd Skynyrd, my fabrit my dem.
I heerd it awn teh raydio at lunsch an hadda blast it!
Linkee
hee’z nawt hebbee…
hee’s mai …
o wayt, noe hee’z NAWT!
*weee-oo microphone noisez, taptap)
Attenshun pls, OtherMother iz habbin srly brok herz ‘puter adn cannawt post messages nor frend new cheezfrendz nor send emailz. Ai bee hopin’ 2 bee bak soon’n'lurkin sum til then. sry fur OT
Iz enniwun else havin problems wif da web site tunite? Ebbertyme I make a comment an try tu refresh it tells mii da page has expired.
Yep, WP haz fownd yet anuver wai 2 annoi us!
Wenebber I commint, it tayks me to blank padj!
I wuz hoapin I wuz nawt gettin banned!
Mee tu! And it wipes out mai name and e-mail!
I wanna put Weirdpress in teh saym hospital Max Headroom went tu.
I has teh sam air, 3kittehmom
Ai aer gibbin up an goin 2 bed!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite.
Hoep WP sorts itselb owt sune.
‘Nite, Anni.
Sweet dreems, my fren.
Iz gud tu know I’m nawt alone! I thot sumfing wuz going rong wif my konnection!
Funneh ting, ai cannawt git inna mae email a-tall
yet kin, wif effort, sea lolcatz! (Yay!) Ai cannawt log inna heer, tho, adn gitz website expired page 1/2 deh tyme. ‘Puter go 2 deh puter fixy-man 2marrow
Kthx’n'bye4naow, cheezfrenz!! =^!^=
Butt kitteh, dis wai awl teh munnies fur gushifuds, toyz, gushifuds, teh gud lidderbawks stuff, gushifuds, etc., iz jist furr yu! Dis brudder iz eekanomikul.
Him duzn’t eet mutch, troo. Nawt mutch cumpanee tho.
an dis one hogz teh blankeh
Frenz, IZ PARTY TIEM!
Teh parental yoonits be gone an nawt come bak until sumtiem SUNDAE! WOO-HOO!
So, who awl’s comin?
Bai teh tiem I getted der wii wuld haz tu start kleenin oar teh parental yoonitz nawt let U haz frens ober agin.
Iz okay…I sneek u in….
Will tehre be lawd myoosik and extocksickating bebberages? Count mii in!
Alreddy got bofe goin!
Iffen yu hab anyway ob receebing moosic, I could send you sum. what yu lyke?
Jes abowt enny kind, egg-sept foar (c)rap.
Wass bestest way ob getting moosic to you?
jd – u has teh messidj.
Messij red adn nowtid down adn deleeted, but teh but where it sez who sent who what messij still shoes it adn I dunno how tu get rids ob dat.
OH, that remynds mii! I lissened tu part uf da Kid Rock CD yu gibbed mii! Wuz gud wat I heard. Thnx!!
U got a fabrit song yet?
I lubs “So Hot” an “Lowlife” (teh last song awn teh disc). “Rock & Roll Jesus” iz gud alsew.
I nawt lissened tu it awl. I lyke 2nd track is maibii Amen, an Ifinkso 4th trak, “roll awn roll awn rollercoaster, wun more dai an wun more closer…” Dat iz as far as I gitted. Traffic wuz lite that dai.
Ai fink WP haz a sad cuz FF adn MJ bof gawt dedded wiffin a liddlol wyle uf eech other…
Haz dey announced MJ’s demise? I just heard hii wuz “in grave condition”
Last I hurd, he got takun to hospital not breeving. But it woz uncleer iffen der woz anyfing unuzual in this.
Just heard hii iz gone.
TMZ sez him iz gone.
Currently, dis seems tu be unconflurmed. Teh BBC iz running live cuvrage on deir website, evun foar peeps overseas. The chances ob teh report being troo depend on how kwikly teh emurjincy services arived adn wen dey started defribbing him.
.
(Basically, 2 mins wibout breeving iz bad news – dat’s how long bifoar cells start dying – adn teh longer after that the worse. Ownli eggsepshun iz when sumwun falls thru ice, where teh body goes into hybernashun, but dat duzn’t apply heer.)
BBC sez unconfirmed reports on TMZ and LA Times say that he has died
They just interupted da national news an said it wuz true.
BBC still sez uncornfirmed, iz showing live pikshures ob an outdoor press confrence being set up.
BBC has just confirmed that he has died
BBC just reported that it has now been officially confirmed. Michael Jackson, RIP.
How duz a vampire die, anywayz?
Guess it gives da statement “in grave condition” a whole new meaning.
OOps, did I say that owtloud?
(smiley iz foar 3km’s remark — nawt because MJ is ded.)
Ai hazza cowerker who sugjested dat we start doin teh “Thriller” dance.
Kinnawt sai ai wuz a trew fan, tu mush kontra bursee rownd him, butt ai lubbed himz mewsik, frum teh tyme himz a liddlol boi. Iz berry sad fing, aifinkso himz nawt hadda happe lyfe.
Hims father is sed to have physically aboozed awl teh kids, then when they became famus, he iz sed to have tried to push dem eggsessibly, forcing dem to over-perform. Veri lykely, awl ob MJ’s latur behaybyur, especially neber-neber land, adn awl teh suspicions adn akkusayshuns, wur relayted to him re-enacting that pattern.
Well, frum da news report, um, CBS iffinkso, MJ’s father made a statement by phone tu the press that his son wuz nawt in good condition (paraphrase) while teh rest uf the family wuz awn da wai tu teh hospital. Ifinkso that says alot. I wuld think good parents wuld run to the hospital an nawt worri bout the press.
MJ wuz certainlee an innovative myoosishan an enturtayner, foar at leest sum uv hiz career. “Thriller” wuz an amayzing video in itz day — wuz nuthin else lyke it.
I’ll agree that he certainly did a lot of very innovative stuff in his early days, but unfortunately he lost his mojo mid-way and from there it was downhill into insanity.
yup. u are right.
having way too much money can do that to ya, too — well, so I hear, anyway.
I imagine it’s something along the lines of “power corrupts”.
I want teh opporchewnity to disproob dat hypofesis. (Adn hab yoo clikkied on awl teh bloo linkies to songs I gabe yu by way of puns, up above?)
luuk up there^ ai *mite* be able to get thru awl uv them by caturdae!
Ize a clasical myoosic fan, but I respeks aneewun who is teh best at what dey duz, an for a whiel, he wuz definitly teh best. “Thriller” is a masterpeese of teh genre an will liekly nevur be topped. But his self-imije must have been horribul and beeing luvd by millyuns of peeples from a distanse coud never have maed up for teh lonleeness an weerdness of whut he wuz by himself.
RIP, MJ.
O, happicat, do not has gloom. It taeks longer to maek a brutthur that can tawk and play. Praktis on this happicat-toi bruther unti yr mommy an daddie has time to get you a real-live bruther. An also keep asking them for a real-live bruther until they gives you a cheezburger. It wurks a lot of teh time.
Is that the original cheezburger cat?
He eated all mah cheezburgers, too.
I finkso I’m gonna go mayk a peetsa.
BBL.
Stoopy dyslectic hoomins! I tells dem bring me a BROTHER and dey gives me a BOTHER
@@@@@ judson!
test
Mount McKinley!
42
42?
Mt McKinley?
Yes – it’s acting strangely for all of us trying to post. It just takes a little persistence, though.
Cheers, Tofu! *hands Tofuburger a chocolate martini*
*snags martoonie n downsitwifaqwikness*
Sluuuurrrrrpppppp! Oooh, dat’s gud! Ai needed dat!
*refills DK’s glass* It’s awlmost Friedegg dai YAY! an WP iz gibben us awl reason tu drink!
Dem furgotted tu shake it. Ai fix if fur U.
*hugz adn shaeks 4.5K wif a vigorus, Putz bak awn hurz feetz. *
Iz Okai NS. Der iz enuf foar awl teh peepz in dat coolur behind U.
how many peeps did you get into that cooler?
Wii needz wun moar tu getz inna guinness buk!
* Grabs SHD wifakwik adn shubs him in between NS DK adn teh rhsb. *
*pokes hed owt uv coolwe
Kum on in Dan!! u kin b deh lebentieth!!
poor unhappy Happy Cat!
I has random queston:
where r ICHCH from?
the tyme stampy fings say is like 2 o’clok
but is like 8 o’clok hear in RI (easter tyme)
so do dat meen de in da oshin or som fing??
i r knot so great @ tyme zoons
It b Hawaiian time in deh summer and Midway tiymz in deh winter.
ichc time b splainifyed heer.
fanks
our cat humps his..
fank U berry much cweenmj !!
dat make all kinds ob sents now
I guess i wer kinda rite seaing dat Hawaii is in da oshin an stuffs
fanks 4 splanificating da tyme
it were drivin me banannnas
Aneeone has the naym of da bweed ob dis kitteh? plz reply w correx spellnunciation, plz.
I fink its a British Blue
winston!
o sry. fwank, mai misteak.
Mr. Happi Kat iz nawt happi.
STOP SENDING ADVERTS TO MY RSS FEED GODDAMMIT.
Well, at least he ain’t heavy :p
aww teh kitteh matchz teh comfurter.
ai wud be graytful fur its.
AI DO WANT VERRY OWN HAPPYCAT