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Yew gibs tew me nao thx
(cos kittehs duz not sae pls or thx)
Butt, peel it nawt sekkund. adn dippit in creem adn nip saus.
Peeled fishies, yummmmmmmm
sumptymes i wish tar was teh edit button
… fur teh change mah massage
If u not wantz ur massage, kin i haz it? *haz a hopeful*
Gud moro, mai cween, haow goeth yur dai? masaj wil end it berry naisly. Yng wif da srtong paws nd uze da nais purfyumy oaylz.
You. Beat annipuss see and I neber see tail teh tail I member whenz I discuber LOL cats an wite mah first wurds nick8414:first coment. Anipuss:LOL speak you noob ha I wrote first den I haz a sad den I see’s yr giten furst comebt for once u beat annipuss den I has a happy!
Forgibs my lak of manners, kimkiwi!
Conga rats shoolaces on yer nawt sekund!
I haz de frozn margaritas (cuz it was hottt tuday) and a slow conga
for u
Iz teh kowd nd rainee nd pleh heer tewdae. Cud ai traed teh frozn margareeters fore sum hot chokklit?
Teh conga be full of win nd ossim, as are yew JoG.
Tanks!
I will traed yew sum hot chokklit fer yer rain!
mayke shur u add sum chambord and kaluha to taht hot choklit!!
ohai tessm – gess hoo is sittink on mai lap?
Mai lak of pwoof-reeding, let me show yew it.
Kittehs duzzint sae pls.
Lol, kimkiwi is contradiktin hersself
*no, ai’m not*
*yesh, you iz*
Oh noes, teh sekrit werkings of mai wun remaynink bwayne sel is on displae… (oooh, dots)
dots? where?
……
oooohhhhh *batbatbats at dots*
*batsnatsbast at gammacat wib pointee endz in*
ohai gammacat.
Ai seriouslee kannot type tewday!!!!!
ohai kimkiwi! how are yew todai?
*pats kimkiwi on teh nose*
boop!
ai iz gud cos it be fried egg dae, nd tewmoroe be Sleepie-In Caturday! Yay.
Yesh iz Friedegg! An den Caturday, den Sumdai
iz weird….. Kimkiwi… u b libbing in mine future…. tuday fur mii iz still Thurzdai. ….
uh ohes. you a nutter day late adn doll’r short AGAIN?
you gotta stay outta da nip, cween…yr subjektz need chew…
*runs gigloling outta da ruum*
*chasez after Mary 0
hey!! u!!! Tool uv a froop!!! kum bak heeer!!
Oar wuz dat ‘fool of a Took’?
Well, hooeber u b, i captureifiyz u and ticclolz u!!
iffin it halps, fried egg dae wuz gud.
Oh Hai agen….Iz Fried Egg Moarning now… gud tu noez it will being a gud day!!
Give it up tu BC mister!
You _are_ going to share wif me, right?!
sushi pleez?
no can has, canno use chopstiks
Pointee endz gud enuf fur ete sushi enny daiz. wutz wif awl da manurz?
Iffen I uze too fangs, dey’ll be my chopstiks.
If ewe Gnu Sushi …
*heddesk*
sushi is gud to eet wiff yer finners, unlest yer a kitteh – in wish kase, lakkin poseable thumbs, you jest nom on it.
Oar, az Josie did, eet it frum ur hoomins finners.
Bedder den old sushee…
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Can wii say belleh-ayke?
Nowun comin to my partee?
I has peetsa an eberyfing….
**goes awf to cry in teh kornur**
Ai kum, ai kum.
Donut crai red.
U bring Ophelia wif u? Hur iz teh purty!
I’ll throw Woody in the carrier, we can be ther in 5 or 6 hrs.
Iz Woody a mainely coon?
WANT!
Yes she is. An in my opinion the best damn cat in the world. Oh, can I say that?
U jes did.
U gots pikshurs of Woody? Wut duz hur luuk lyk?
She is a beautiful orange mc and has the personality and heart to match. I haven’t had time to figure out how to post pictures yet.
I want a Mainely Coon SO HARD!
Dey has teh bestest purrsonalitees an iz teh beyootimus kittehs. I has sutch a weekness foar teh floof….
ai hassa WUNNERFULOL markeral kitteh. (no can noms hymn!). ISsa berry commin colur four cats, butt always teh gray-tabby cats B’s teh bestest wons eyeb had.
*strokes Dr. Virjay*
*Dr. Virjay purse*
*Dr. Virjay looks at kk wiff hims beeutimus gree eyes, an sez: stopp tie-pin an skritsch my nekk, Noaw!*
Ohai, Iz mainlee coon picshur in mai papur hoo needs furebbur haom. Naim iz Sylvester. Hiz mawm looz hur hoaws nd cant kepe him. dis in San Jose, Ca. Hur emayo is lisacampanella@yahoo.com. If ennywun can wantz nais pritty boi nd iz clos enuf…….
Hee hee. Dey noze hoo ai em cuz dey gawt mai Arly abatar but stil dey gun modur8 me.
I’ll throw Woody in the carrier, we can be ther in 5 or 6 hrs.
scuze me for repeating.
Ai kin bring Ophelia and Buddy. Tehy is boath teh purty. Tehy is orlso teh phunee. We had cuddle puddle larst niet, boaf sleepies on my lap for 10 minnits nd den tehy merembered tehy duzzint liek eech othur yet.
Oh yes, dey iz bofe purty! I nawt meen dat Buddy nawt purty. Plz to be forgivin me, Buddy!
Ai waz teesink yew in a luvving wae, red
Ob corse, ai hazza sad becos ai gettid teh nawt-sekkund, nd no-ones haz offured me dwinks nd danses.
*taeks sham-wow into korner, craies hart owt*
luk up tread, kim
OH, I want tu sii da Ophelia pik’s an Buddy tu!!
Otay, ai wil put teh pixors of Buddy nd Ophelia on mai profyle tihs weekind.
YAY!!! I kan sii Ophelia da new kittehm an Buddy yur kynd long tyme friend!
shmeee! … wha party?
OOHH Peetsa!! U haz sum wif Cananada bakkun adn piney applols? Ai haz teh niec cold beerz tu go wif Ur peetsa.
Pleez nawt tu cry!! I am fisically unable tu come. I will parti hardi wif yu here!! Woot, woot, kan wii git a woot woot!! Did yu make homemade peetza?
doan be a sad, wha happen?
I nawt haz car and is lawng way tew walk frum Orygon butt(!) Iai will be daer!
**wipes eis**
Alritee-den, let’s get dis party goin!
I has peetsa in enny flavur u wants, an bevridjis too!
I will come to yous party! I can has cheezy cheez peetsa? Wif cheez?
Oooohhhh….a man aftur mien own hart!
**hanz DCHDT a extry-extry-cheezy peetsa**
*runsfastadnjumpsinto DchDrTinycat’s arms* *schmoo* “Ware u bin??? Wii mist ur face!”
*Lands on peetsa*
Mmmm.. taystee..
U has outdun urself Red..
Ohh I been heer an dere. I was in dat bloon fread just yesterday aifink. Teh Janet was dere an teh Cween was dere. But ai jus doan get around here as mush as ai used too.
Tehy shud make a song like taht..
♫ Doan get arownd mush NE moooore. ♫
Iz finkin it mite be a big hit!
oh – you meen liek this wun?!?!
I can has peetza 2?
Shur! Wut kynd u want? I gots awl kindz, so halp urself!
Yu shud hab moozik foar yur parti naw.
jes maeks suar nawt 2 gibs him a mato soop… u noe wut him does wib dat… *blinks*
is ai 2 latte fur da partte? ai jes gottid awp 3 adn a haf owrs agoe… is 10am ober here adn ai reeleh cud needs a latte partte…
dinna cry red! *holds shamwow over rhsb’s nose*
i’ll do a chayre danse at werk for yew!
*spin spin glide spin*
*wigggle wiggle spin wiggle*
Fanks, gammacat!
Heer’s sumwun to halp u chayre danse: Ower berry own PH!
ROFLMAO!!! PH is veri talented danser, her has da rythem!
Yah, an I thot my dansin wuz famus….
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Okay, moar lyk infamus….
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oar notoryus…
BTW, Lucy iz awn da bak uf da couch poutin kaus I nawt let her owtsyde so her kan come tu yur parti. Her given mii da bigg sad eyes rite now!
Aw, poar liddlol rownd-eie kitteh!
Gibs hur sum eer skritchez foar me an fix up hur tunnlol.
I taked a picture, but it nawt show da expression as it shuld have. I will post tu pic’s wen I kan.
3km – Jes luuked at teh raydar frum wevver.com. Heds up! Nasty storms heddin owr direkshun.
**hidez unner teh bed, cuz hur is skeered of stormz**
Nawt bii skared!!! I hear da thunder in da distance an da sky iz yellow, which usually means bad weathers!. OPPS, better crank up da handi dandi weather radio! I will alert iffin i hears ennifing!
iz unner bed wiv u. hatez the thunder boomers
**snugglols up nexst to Maxmommy**
Ifn I wuz enny biggur storm chikkin, I wud has fevvers.
*tosses red a pare uv eerplugs*
Ai haytes teh stormz too. Lukilee, ai duzzint hasta deel wif dem bery offen. *knocks wood*
Just checked Bill”s radar, iz nawt gonna bii bad fur either uf us iffin it stays were it is. Norf Lex mite git da storms, but no red or yellow awn radar, ownli blue an greens witch is cool. (This coming frum teh girl who sleeped thru 2 nornados as they ran thru da county)
Shud I hyde lyk I did in teh pikshur I sended yoo?
Dat wuz beri gud pik!! No don’t hyde, is bloo an green nawt yellow an red, No need tu
D.U.C.K!!
Yu shuld send dat tu Bill an hyme wuld bii prowd an show it awn T.V.! That iz xcellent demonstration uf hymes teachings!
I likes dat wit a little lemin soss, plzkthx
got my bebbe Max’s ashes today. i haz a big sad. but he’s in PrincessMu meadow and happy.
I R berry sorry 4 U loss
{{{Maxmommy}}}
{{{Maxmommy}}}
{{{{MaxMommy}}}}
we can has a Max goggie. hee iz kinda stoopy but he meenz well. an he is gud luuking dog, but naow haz arfritis an such. mite nawt bee so long beefore he hasta go too brij.
{{{Maxmommy}}}
Me an BlooMax an Simon are sads for you – mebbe yur Max will play wif my once-and-future kittehs in teh Meadow.
Oh yesh yesh YESH — u may kleen it fur meh. Ai mite eben shaer wif u (if ai getz full).
Midnyte Kitteh Croo
Kitteh lubz t3h beeg fisheez
dat himz will nayz ‘Jorjj’!
Midnyte Kitteh Croo
Kitteh willz huggz himz andz skweez
himz and…. Nom Nom Nom!
Bayrr Nekkid Fisheez
maykz Midnyte Kitteh juss a
bitz crayzee…. Lykez Nipz!
Jack.
Bayr Nekkid Fishees…..iz dey relaytit to Bayr Nekkid Laydeez?
Grate jawb, Jack!
Um, I nawt goin der!
OK — finally finished teh werk dat camed owt uv teh woodwerks at meh wen ai gotted to werk dis morning.
Nao ai can start on teh stuff ai had planned to start abowt 4 howrs ago. *sigh*
Red — kud u thro meh a kuppul peeces uv pineapplol & mushroom peetsa down heer, plz? Ai hasta do moar werk befoar ai can haz partee.
**frowz peetsa to NS**
U need drinkee too? It mite be kinda hard to frow dat, tho!
Fankies. Ai haz a gnu fresh-brood container uv iced tee — ai iz ok wif teh bevrij.
*offurs NS sordid peetsa poynts n a birgin chonklitt martooni*
Ai sowree for teh grabbitee pawses erlier, NS.
It bees as hoomid as Acapulolco up heer in VLC todai!
ADN as hot!
Heh — ai donutfink Tofu eber caem bak … so u maed shur teh martoonie went to gud use! Ai duz maek nommilicious choklit martooniez, if ai sez so mahself.
Y iz u hazzin such hawt wevvur?
*offers 4.5 a ShamWow dat haz bin soakin in icee waddur*
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
*wispers* Ai is walking arownd in a tank top n mai breefs!
Yee haw! Idid dat the otter nite wen da lekriks went owt! aftre boi went tu bed i wuz inna sports bra an shortz. pleez xcuse da typin i haz sliced da side uf my middle joint oxw da insydw uf my thumd.
Not tu da outfit – a gurls gotta do wut a gurls gotta do wehn its hot..
no –
Will i frozin strongbrewie daiquirie help?!?
arminio fraga?
richard schiff?
eyy, mi likes mines raw
i don’t get it. why is everyone talking weird. Christ man
It’s called lol speak or something like that. It’s quite annoying.
So are the people who feel the need to come in and snark about it.
give kitteh eh fish
kitteh eets 4 a day
teeh hyoomin to fish
kitteh eets 4 a lifetime
CARP!
sigh – - fairy liquid… how i miss the fairy liquid (sad american who was briefly an expat in Norwich)