
…AND THATS WHEN HE REALIZED THAT THE TOY WAS WAAAAY OVER THERE…
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…AND THATS WHEN HE REALIZED THAT THE TOY WAS WAAAAY OVER THERE…
Picture by: KTcat. Caption by: highwind82 via Advanced Lol Builder
An dat wud meen moobin….
conga rats on yer nxt nawt seccund xD (well Ai also got nawt sekkund … frum teh ovvur direkshun tohugh)
Thx!
Cancatshoolacings, anni-ovtehfastfinners!!!
I fink a waltz mai bee in order heer… adn sum slow gin fizzes wif a nornje slice onnit!!! Oh, adn a liddle umrella too!
*won two free.. won two free…spin & tern… dipsy to teh left adn dipsy to teh rite*
An affer teh gin fizz it’ll be tipsy to teh rite…..
ohai everybuddy,
as a public service anomouncement, ai has gut to post this here where eberybuddy can sees it.
ai cud tell yew that there’s a splort advisory.
ai cud tell yew that there is multi-species cyootness.
ai cud tell yew that there is heart-warming sentiments galore.
ai cud tell Prysmakitteh to nawt look becuz it will be giving here teh ideas.
or
ai cud just let yew finds out fer yerselves.
(oh yes, it’z a slide show, wif multiplol picshurs)
here it is
Dey aer byootimuss! Thx fur teh linkie!
oh heck!
*splort*
(ai didnt even make it past teh nawt sekkun pikshur)
Weee wooooo, weee woooo!!!
CCC kumming frew!!!!
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sweeping up deh gammacatz braynez
wipe deh braynez off deh keeboard
Wipe dem braynez off deh monitor.
skupify up awl deh gathered up braynez
tuk, tuk, tuk, dem awl bak intu deh braynial kabity.
Pat awl deh brayn bonez bak intu place.
Apply CHRG (wif doi) — dis wun haz pixorz uv tigrrz on it.
Adn heer b a floofee tigrr blankee tu snugglol in.
I fin u luk like u kud using a nice sparklee drink.
Adn heerz a chokklit posssum tu nomming.
u b safe now, just don’t lukking at deh babeh pixor till u b awl rekupperated.
Yesh..ai wuz jus reedin dat storee.
Wuz makin mai eyes leekee.
** sniff **
mee too. *sniff* 300 cheezburgerz a day!!!
fangQ mai kween! ai won’t go back till I’m fullly recobbered!
*adds extra CHRGs*
and I JUST got comfortable……figures.
Wuzzint dere a superhero who could stretch his arms waaaayyyy owt?
Mebbe kitteh could splice sum uv his DNA…
that would be the leader of the Fantastic Four.
wut about Elastigurl??
Yah, wut abowt her?? *lissens reel close*
didnt she mary Mr. Incredible?
didnt she marry Mr. Incredible?
um no, I think she married Mr. Incredible …
Ummm, tehre wuz Gumby…..
Ya, Gumby deh Super Hero…. datz how I memberz him….
Yup!! Gumby, teh sooper gui!! I luvs a man in green! …. or wuz taqht WIF green????
Yore forgetting….
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Inspector Gadget!!!!
.
How cud yu!
E Z for meh…
I forgitz eezily..
Umm.. wut wuz teh kweschun?
ah… just liek wiff mai romete ctrl…
“Hay, hoomin, a liddle halp heer!!!”
Ware’s a minyun weh u needs ‘em?
yah… that wud be teh furst tiem they evur were helpful (cept fur noms, but those noms mostlee teist baaad ._.)
…an him wuz waaaaaay ober heer.
** YAWWWWWNNNN **
It’s jus nawt werth teh effort!
I’ll help you kitteh! (I’m always doing this for Shadow
)
hmmm.
If you stare at it……it will come to you
or
If you stare at it…..it will be brought to you?
the latter in mai case! I guess I reelly spoil my kittehs!
Don’t fink ur teh Loan Arranger, gammacat.. Iz finkin wiiz awl in teh same kitteh slave boat… Mine haz meh traned berry well!
Iz himz gopher fer sure!
dats gud! hubbikat says I let teh kittehs boss me ’round too much.
Dey aer nawt bossing yu. Kittehs -pass- that point in teh furst day.
Mai Winky bleevinged dat….. hur wud stare at deh MT fud dish and gushifudz wud majikklee appear…. hur wud stare owt/in dhe patio door adn it wud majikklee opun…. hur wud stare at mii and i wud majiklee pikking hur up fur snorglolz….
Jinks will repeatedly walk over me (ouch! on the ribs) when I’m in bed – “Get up NAOW, Mommy!!!”
Kittehs has a majikle power.. Tehy tern on adn off their weight.. Sumtymes tehy STOMP -yoosulee in teh middle ov teh nite- oar on dk’s ribs..
Adn uzzer tymes tehy r lite az a fezzer on dere feetz! Dependz on tehre mood, ifinkso.
… Morgan sits onna bottom stair and MEOWS LOUDLEE… ai majickallee go carree him up teh stairs!
(he has a torn ACL and arfritis, so iz nawt kwite as lazee as it mite sound!)
Ware iz mai hooman phlonqui ?
xcuse me, hoomin – bringz dat ober here so ai can plai wif it!
Kaflee – happy birthday! I was going to french-braid your mane, but then realized donkees don’t have manes … if you had one, I would braid it for your birthday. I brought you homemade fudge sandwich cookies (2 chocolate cookies with very dense fudge holding them together), and oats and carrots for Petunia.
well, donkeys do have manes, they’re just kinda short and stiff. You might have more luck spiking it than braiding it.
good to know ..
*** rummage rummage in hair supplies …
now where’s that gel when I need it?
*gibs o&p a tub ob superglue wib catnip oil adn aniseed mixed in*
Thanks. But I guess I should ask Kafleen before proceeding … she may not be the spiky type! And yikes! Superglue! That would hold a hair style a verrrrrrry long time.
this is when you jiggle the treat container!
or just touch the ‘lectric can opener.
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although, I don’t advise doin’ it too often without there being a pay-off for the kitteh.
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the payback is….uncomfortable, and messy.
I hayt it wen dat happenz.
Don’t jiggle unless you mean it!
Oh…the replies to that sentence..
They are many and bad!
8)
*looks pointed-ly at ceiling*
yep………..beige, definitely……….beige.
*looks up** “Ummm hummm… definitlee beige…
*wissels*
lol! my bad
don’t shake your kitty treat container unless you mean it……
eeck! I sented yew a fwend request! I cant beleeb I did’t do it before!
Kitteh haz a Lay Zee. Wait… all kittehs haz Lay Zeez. Kitteh iz just bein hisself.
Dis hapened to my kitteh Moody. He used his pawsies lik peetons an dragged hisself across da carpet, wus very funnee.
heers burfday fairy to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to Pamwaz, Shuko, an Kafleen an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! yes, iz teh burfday ob owr very own donkee. i hope she stops by sumtime so we kan say happee burfday to her. an if it iz yor burfday too, speek up an let us say happee burfday to yoo too!
i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, buttery yello caek wif crunchy topping, frooty party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen they bownse, boblol-hed donkey wind-up akshun figyurs, kandee, an colur-it-yorself bebbeh zombie stikkers wif elebenty-six crayns in teh best zombie colurs!! wif bilt-in sharperner!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happi Burfingdai Kafleen!! Hope yu kan come an play wif us a bit!
Fankz, burfday fairy!!, may ai hab a boblol-hed donkey wind-up akshun figyur? Itz fur mae hubcat bc itz hiz birfday tudae, 2! (He nedz a hapy bc hiz brudder bee inna ICU’n'MN & itz bee lukkin bad)
Hapy Birfday 2 mae nawt-sekund cheezfren, Kafleen!!! She and BOM maad mii sew welcom!!
HapyDansHapyDansHapyDans & Manymany more birfdayz to come, deer donkee! =^!^=
testing…
Someone snorgle mee! I don’t tink I’z can reech!