Why they say have it
Why they say have it your way when they say they won’t put a mouse on it?
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Dat’s nawt fare!
…well, BrugerKing not known for fine fare. Concatulations, annipuss. What kinda fare you gots room fur in yr defrosticated freezor?
A sordid frozn treets
Biiiiiiig box 0 pop sickles
Chance, give peas a
D…
Dedly frozen organasms
Enugh broccol;i alreddy, stop buyin it on sale!
Frozen fishie fingrs
Goodies galore
H…
Haddukk (smoaked)
Isecreem
Jellied eels (Pleh)
K…
Kalooa (wut?)
Liddle corn goggies
Mices! (bulk from costco)
Nilla icey creem sammiches.
O….
0′possums, one gross [bulk frm Costco]
Poeltry [about chikknz, by Robret Frost]
Quincey stuff [e.g. miscellaneous autopsy evidence, bulk from TVreruns]
R…
Hamburgers, we adds cheez later
ICE CREAMS, nom nom nom
Juisy pops
Kold stuffs
L…
Leftober skabetti saucez
Nice nutrishus nutria nuggetz
Oranj juice, frozened
Purple Popsickles
R…
(oops–skipt teh M)
Mozzarella cheez
(adn teh Q)
Quartz of eye screams
…mai afternoon dyslexia attack, let me show you it…
Ready-to-grill burgerz
Snowballz left over from last yearz snowball fite (saved 4 later)
Turkey casserole left over from teh week after Thanksgiving
Undiscovered nommables wrapt in aluminnininimum foyle
V…
Veggiez, sordid
Wibz, babeh bak
X….
Xtracted frag mints of ice trays, wif holes poked in bottom from trying to get them loose with a barbecue fork adn rubbr mallet…
Y…
YNG (tu play wif later)
Zucchini
iz ok. I will thawing him in mike rowe waive.
**offurs to halp heet up YNG**
*Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Wait… Whut?
Oh, yesh how silleh ob us 2 fergit dose!
nutrias haz nuggets?!?!?
…ai wondered iffen annibodi waz gonna challenj me on taht one… Ai confesses to not havin akshully seen anni nutria nuggets, but in mai bachelor daze, ai hadda freezer taht prolly haddem in there. It had pretti mutch everything else anniwai, aifinkso.
lol, BGee, in yor D wurd i reeded it wifowt teh “na”
sleep deprivd, i iz it.
:snerk: Git ur mind owta deh gutter, gurl!!
Speeking uv deh gutter, did u see tudayz post on mai blog? Warning: dis post iz rated OMCC
Ohai, LM! winz teh beeg dayte?
he haz to show up wif hims wite shurts an ties on sep. 16
Reason dey nawt put dem on is issa health code violashun and they nawt want 2 b shut down, aifinkso.
rats. nebbermind i go to nay bors barbcue insted
RATS?!?!?
**jumps up awn tablol**
Ware iz teh ratz? I has a feerful…
Ratz is only on teh burgers long enuf to drag teh pickles into plaice.
Ew. Ew. Ew.
Purrhaps yu perfur glazed donuts?
Even wurse!
Speekin of donuts, I has GRATE NOOS!
Doughdaddy’s is openin a stoar AWN MY WAY TO WERK! **duz happitayle danse**
That wuld bii a kiss uf death fur my butt ( ! ). Ebbertyme mii an boikat go tu Richmond Rd an teh lite iz awn at Krispy Cream wii haz tu stop.
*Heddesk* Thnx awfully much 4 taht image, 3km. Can’t kwite wrap mai imaginashum around teh consept of k.o.d.4.b. wifout gigglin. Maiself, teh analogous k.o.d. comes from teh all-u-can-eet pizza buffet things…
**snerks to self, heds to NB**
Yu bii sooo welkome Lungdoc! I wuz wunderin how tu put my stamp awn da wurld.
Depends wut da glaze is made uv…..
I thot I had an incounter wif a mouse da otter dai at wurk. I wuz walkin tu da back shop an round da corner came skurrying diz grey fuzzy thing. I screamed jumped, an awlmost ended up awn da kounter……Wen it stopped, I realized it wuz a polishing wheel frum a polishing machine daddikat had dropped. He gave mii da “what iz rong wif yu child look?” Wuz embarrasing fur mii an hysterical fur my brother.
Wii had mauses at werk dis past Wintur.
Wun eeted my pop tarts an my kleenexes!
Kleenexes is nurtisous dey has lotsa fiber
**shrugs**
Must be. I nevver tryed dem myself.
A fren of mien had a kitteh dat lyked to eet terlet paypur. Him wud sit at ur feet wen u uz “awn teh throan” an beg foar a peece of tp.
Weerd kitteh!
Ratz, BTW, mayke eggsalad pets! Dey dew nom NE fing an Ebberyfing, tho. Did eye tell yoo ’bout teh thyme my son’s pet ratty 8 my usser son’s pet sally-mander? Hii knot hungry 4 a lawng thyme! Dey took Ratty bakk tew teh pet shawp cuz hii wuz a murderer!
Hold teh pikklol, hold teh lettis…
♪speshlol orderz won’t upset uz
alls we ax is dat U let uz…
Serb et yor waaaay!
I don’t remembur dat being how Frankie “Blue Eyez” Sinatra sang it.
Cheezburgers, I has had a fue
Butt den agin, too fue to menshun…
Yeh, pikklols an let us dont go gud wiff mauses NE way!
Iz becuz tehy can nawt eben keep up wif Maus, let alown cach him!
Besides, Ebil Maus keeps uzing holly-grams.
You rang??
Luukowt foar dat creepy king, kitteh!
yeah, lyke toe-tally!
Darn it… so close to first comment.
Why is the cat complaining? BK has CHEEZBURGERS.
tewawlbiifpatteezspechulsawsslettussCHEEZpiklolsmaus onna sessamee seed bunwai
Yay foar teh competishun’s jingle!!
(Oh…dem golden arches…)
yah, teh meeses iz betterer for kittehs tahn nunyuns iz.
Fallz adburrtyzin, aifinko.
Yoo iz a lolyur — soo dere butts!
PH can bringz deh torts foar us awl!
PH, can u bring raspberry torts?
Dey awl otta mouse kitteh, da health inspektors are coming.
:snerk:
Mebbe teh Chikkin Man has sum?
I fot sum ov teh chikkin nuggits lukked bery small.
Ewwww!!!
Sorri. Wen I hassa pleh mai joeks b mor pleh also.
Nawt tu worri, it nawt really gross mii owt! Why yu haz da pleh? Are yu gitten sick? *Wraps KK in warm snuggli blankie an hands her nyce cup uf tea, wif a little “medicine” just fur gud measure*
*brings comfy slippers fore KK’s widdlol feetsis*
*taykes hurr 2 the komfee chair so she can puts feetsies up*
wii KK’s half 2 stikk togever!
Fanks Kitkay and 3KM! Ai hassa tired and a soer plais teh docturs du nawt noe y, and tudai ai hassa hedake tu. Ai du nawt ushualli drink teh alkihol altho wud maik ecsepshun fur medisinal usaji, spechally tunite!
LOL tew funneh…mowse nuggits… :snerk:
Iz dis a briddish kitteh? Luks like teh car haz wrong side steering, or is ordering out teh pawsinger’s window.
yor rite!! i seed taht too. tehy haz BK in playses wher yoo drive on teh ovver side?
Wen i wuz in Spain , I sawed a Kentucky Fried Chikken dat had a ad fur deh Kentucky nuggets and shampayne!!! Wai wii not haz dat here???
dat is trooly a shame. An a payne, to.
(ahya mj! B glad yoo knot in OK now–issa ofen hear*
I saw dat on deh wevvers…
u b habbin a heet wave, a tropiclol heet wave…..
Iz 80 heer. a liddlol toasty in deh sun, but nice in deh shade wif a liddlol breeze… i wuz owt flying mai kite fur a wyle.
izz no co-inky-dink dat OK is shaypt lyke a frying pan!
I gotta go dew sum PLEH errands now, o joi! win ai cumes home to teh nyce AC, eye B sitting awn teh comfy chair an sipping a kold drinkee, and reeding my noo book—”Maus”. Rlly! teh grafic novel by Art Spiegelman. Iz good! Been meening 2 reed it 4 ebber! Fun!
an yoo haff fun flying yore kyte! sawnds wunnerfulol!
Howcom youz goin fru driv-fru backards? No, wat. I seez steerin whel jus unner the neath f u. U mus b n wunna them overseez placez drivin on rong side uv rod to begin wif.
In TTI we dribe awn teh leff sied uv teh rode. Dis lukks az iffn it mite be a briddish kitteh!
Den wyze he atta Burqua Kink? Shudn’t a British Cat be ordering Fission Chips?
wood dat B cold fisshun or hawt fisshun?
Can I has two maus burgers and a toona slushie to go plz
kthx
Exsqueezme!!!
I will share wid Uz, if U wants
Um… not to be nomming teh rodint parts etc.
.
Hi T_K. How you is?
I has a busee in RL, but is good.
How U iz?
Bizzee 2.
*Sigh*
Tell me sumpfin funnee er sunpfin. Pls?
You can tell me 2. Bof uv us is hasing a less-than-great week week week…
How bowt dis? It camed in an emayo today:
“Quote from Australian Shooter Magazine :
“If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.
The firearm death rate in Washington , DC is 80.6 per 100,000 CIVILIANS for the same period. That means you are about 25 % more likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. capital, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the U.S., than you are in Iraq .”
Conclusion: The U.S. should pull out of Washington DC .”
Yaay, Red!!! An “oldie-but-goodie”!!!
Thanks to Mark Sanford, hiking the Appalachian Trail has a new meaning.
Um… ‘cept… um… Argentina?
I heard it was hiking nude week.
I guess he just herd deh “nude” part adn furgot bowt deh “Hiking”. :snerk:
Guies, dis Fryday wudda been mien an huzbin’s 5th anniversaree.
Iz tayken a long tiem, but dis song iz purrfeck way to deskrybe how I’m feline.
Red! Howdeeee! ‘Sup?
*Gots my Minnie Pearl hat wif the price tags onnit too*
Ohai, Maus.
U sown beddur den u did teh uthur day. Iz ya?
Meh. I guess. Thx fer axing.
.
Gud to heer frum you. How YOU is, eh?
Wail, ifn u want teh troof: dis song purty mutch deskribes it.
I has been BLOCKED!!! Stoopy WP. Here’s teh linky wif teh yoosual obfuscatiom:
w w w . youtube.com/watch?v=WUclxp7FxHI
Oooh, ELP. Dey iz gud. I lubs dere stuff.
Goin owt foar a….um……”breevin treetmint”..
brb.
ohai rhsb how U iz?
Not has seen U in a whilez
Enjoy teh
ciggytreetment. I haz just cum bak frum one…I’m bak.
Has yoo tryed Camlol Crush yet? Innerestin.
Nah. I duzzint like Menthlol. ‘Cept mebbe when hazzin sum drinkies. Aneeway…
Den yu needs anubber song.
taht wun ob my most favritest song evar!!! sorry to heer yoo feelz liek that, tho. {{{maus}}} i kan relate.
oops, i meen {{{red}}} too. lostesd trak of hooz qwiltie fing i wuz lukin at.
Fanks, lm.
I iz feline berry “restless” an donut kno wut to do.
Oh, dat’s sew sad, red!
BTW, how do yoo gits dose bloo linkee fings 2 werk? In-choir-ring mynds wanna no.
You has 2 use html tags
ok, heer it iz. leeve owt all spaces:
wuteber yoo wants to put heer, like watch dis video or wuteber
hope dis shows up an not gibs WP mor noms. WP needs to going on a die yut, if yoo akses me.
gah, didnt wurk , haz to spelling it owt, then. fill in brackets that are spelled owt, remoov all spayses:
poynty brakket abuv teh comma a href = ” h t t p : / / website address heer ” poynty brakket abuv teh period wuteber yoo want to put heer, like watch dis video or sumfin poynty brakket abuv teh comma / a poynty brakket abuv teh period
oh, an i putted teh h t t p : / / but taht iz also part ob teh website address if yoo copy-an-payst frum teh address bar, so make shur yoo only haz ONE h t t p : / /
Frenz, may I has ur ‘tenshuns, plz?
I can has howse to mysefl!
My parental yoonits be leevin 2morro foar a few dayz, so frum Thurzday nite to Sundae afturnoon, PARTY AT RED’S HOWSE!
PARTAAAYYYY!!!
*pakz sootcase
*putz red’z address in tom-tom.
Come awn down, cween!
If i leeb now, ifinso I get dere rownd Tuezdee. Dat ok??? wii party harty den.
Shur, no problum.
Wii has extry beds.
Bedz?? wii need bedz tu party??
*Ahem*
:snerk:
beds for teh occashunal kitteh-nap, aifinkso!
I finso, fur da par tay, wii needz
Apploltizerz
Bratz ( deh sausijez, not deh kidletz )
Catnip
Dekkerayshunz
Energi drinks
F..um, frankfurters, yeah thats it
Good musik
H….
Elolafantz (no party iz kumpleet wifowt dem)
Favorz, Party
Gigglolz
H…..
Hats, partee
Ice fur drinks
Julepz, mint
Kowboi hatz
Lownge chairz bai deh pool
M…..
Ai fink Tahko Bel iz onlee fasfud plase ware yoo can haz rodints in yur fuds, kitteh. Tri teh wun in Noo York.
Ew ew ew!
Because I’m sure they have some running around in the kitchen there…
Is this your cat? I just adopted a stray cat that looks exactly like this cat in San Francisco. Are you missing this cat?
YEAH!!!!!! MY CAT FINALLY GOT ONTO ICHC!!! THIS JUST MADE MY YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn’t make the caption, but that is my cat! His name is Neko (japanese for cat, hahaha!)
This is your cat? He looks just like my kitty, Dinah. ( http://www.flickr.com/photos/jenelope/3659314297/ ) I’ve seen cats that looked similar, but Neko and Dinah are kitty doppelgangers!
He looks just like my old kitty MJ, who is *sigh* in kitty heaven now. She was the bestest.
I found Neko on a street corner in Japan covered in fleas. I didn’t really care for cats but I couldn’t leave the little kitten there to die. (No mom, anemic from fleas in downtown area.) So, I took him in to find him a home. Well, he found one. His name was Neko because I didn’t name him because I wasn’t going to keep him.
And then 4 years later he came back to the US with me and now lives near Cincinnati, OH. He doesnt speak LOL, but he does know Japanese and Spanish.
Haaahaaaa !!! Lol daats Funnieeh!!
dat luks lik mah cat!
Sum kittehs faces maek meh feel sad.
‘Sigh. Tek teh piktur hooman. Plis. Ai no yoo wanna be on teh intertubes and you has dragged me owt of nap an into car to go stage speshul piktur but ai had enuff nao.’
Awwww
Y can’ts get chikin sammich? Y?
Want sammich… plzkgotacoopon
ZOMG THAT LOOKS EXACALLY LIEK MY CAT ROSE. ITS ROSES TWIN. EBIL TWIN, PROLLY.
awww, I wood giv him a mouse. (or, rsather make someone else do it because I’d be the manager, and I don’t touch mice.. Love pic!
omg that looks exactly like the burger king on kadena af base! WOOT I can has OPSEC? K thanks bye.
aaaaaaaaaaw, poor kitteh.. sumone git him a mouse or I tear u apart wit mah magyk powa of teh kitteh
theyr not saposo tell whats in the meat