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It’s all in the wrist action…
so yoo types wif yor hands turnded arownd so taht yor fingers are poynty towards yoo, huh? an taht makes the letters go upsy-down?
wow!
Yus, ubcourse!
*cranks wrists*
¡707
M i e k u t n o.
a n c h r s a
Hay, wut happinned tu mai spayces?
Wp b nomming ebbryfing!! eben MT spais!!
Ai cud cleen awf mai deggsk, iffen WP needz feedin. Dat shud keep it full foar a fyew week week weeks. **luuks at pyles awn desk, sighs, keeps awn chattin wif cheezfrens**
Whut wuz you tryin’ to say up tehre?
Thanks Maus! ai wanted to ask, but. . . thot it myte bee sunthing ebreewun else noo an ai dint!
Ohai maus! Ai was trine tu say, ‘mai neck hurts nao,’ inna wobblee sorta way. But WP eeted teh spaces dat make it lukk wobblee. Hao yu iz tudai?
OK, I guess. Our group was just reorganized (for the second time in a year). I just finished a two-hour “happy dance” teleconference with our new leadership team. Meh. I did win at least 3 cards of BS Bingo, though, so not a total waste.
Ai see it! Tuk a bit! It wuz kwite clebbrrrr – an wud hav bin verree funnee – had it werked eneway!
Onlee the sekond taim in a yeer! ???
Yoo shud trai werking fur the armee!!
ohh! ooh! u can haz leedurship TEEM!!!
that’s whut’s bin rong AWL THIS TYME!!
everything’s coming up roses and daffodils now…
S’prize!
Conga ratz b awl dressed up in deh summer owtfitz and dans dans dansing fur u, MelONyx and Maus fur ur Nawt-sekkund ty!! I finso u shud going tu deh tybooteek and see if dey duzn’t haz sum pokkit kittehz!!! it b a limited tiyme offer, so Hurry!!!!!
They DEW luk so charming, dont thehy? Teh dansing CRs in tehir summeree fynerree! SO cool!
Maus an MelONyx!! Wehn yoo get bak fron teh TY Boo Teek wif yur noo Kitteh shurts, ai’ve just browted LOTS ov fresh sqoze LEMMiNG AIED!
Moast refreshing awn this sunwaht muggee day!
LEMMING AIED FUR AWL HEER! in honor ov Maus an MelONx!
Lemming aid! Dat sownds wunnermous!
Erm. Wut du dey need halps wif?
Ppl tu hold teh corners ov teh big rownd ppl-ketchy fing?
so how menney corners do a round people catchey fing hab?
42
uhm JAnet ????? wat duz 42 meen ???? ai finkz ai misseded sumfing ….
Salleh! *runs up at full speed, can’t stop in time, knocks Salleh over*
*hugs her anyways*
*piks salleh up, dusts her off, luuks askanse at LCB*
Whut? Whut did I do? Nothing, that’s whut. *pouts*
that pouting prolly werks on Mick and GP, but but but it’s nawt gonna hav enny effect on… me… nope… none at awl…
OH, c’mere u big lug!!
{{{LCB}}}
*joynes KCB in hugging Sallleh*
{{{{{{{{Salleh}}}}}}}
See?? Yoo ar gratelee mist!!!
ohai salleh! long tyme no see!
“42″ is answer to Life, Teh Universe and Everything from Hitchhiker’s Guide to teh Galaxy buuks.
WEl, ov CORSE it iz …..ai jess forgotted ….sigh ai’d fergetz mah hed ifn it wazzunty moar or less firmli attacheded ….
an iz reel mnise tu see yu guise TU !!! oh Hai Lolcatburglur !! ben up NE hi plaises lateli ???
an oh ahi tessm , howz bah yu ?
an sumfin neet, ai jess refinded mah deer fren Sue hoo was teh wun hoo truned meh awn tu Hitch….etc etc,,,,,,
we useded tu lissun tu teh radow show ov it !
mah fren Sue, fase ova Madonna, mind ova feend !
*lieks dis comment*
oh an ai nforgotted tu sey, lemmingade ! yaya ! datz fur meh …..iz nowt howt heer yet, but iz awn itz way ,,,,,,,,,,, ooooo,,,, dowtz wiff TAYLS !!!
wat ai meen iz dat iz awn teh Sam nFranssissko bay, sew ina summurtyme, iz aawlmoss allus obburkast ina mowrnin ,,,,,,
teh howt duzzunt kom til ladur in teh day
Oooh, teh conga ratz luuk lubberlee, mai cween!
Dey duzzent stai pokkit-syz lawng!
Limited tym offur, yesh.
what’s in yr pokkkits? precioussss?
Is taht a kitteh in yer pokkit, or are you jus’ happy to see me?
all 0 da above? how u aer?
*passes o’er hobbitmug wif bevrajj 0 choiz with ‘don’t lead teh turkeez get chew doon’ imprimatur’d onnit*
Mai faborite vershun ob dat ees “Nil illegitimati carborundum!” (transl) Don’t let the bastiges grind you down!
*whispurs to Africat*
Yoo arnt sposed to translayte these things. Yoo ar spozed to ASSYOOM taht we awl know it!
We wuns had a grate long eggs change in Latin! Ov corse, moat peepl were akshoolee googling laik crazee – but it LOOKED az tho we were awl KWitE flooent!
Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui.
and do they lissen when u say that? or do u haz to speek in welsh?
Weell – ai think tehy understand it teh sayme az if ai were speeking teh Ingerlish, at leest!
“Mai sistah has no yooteris?!”
LOL!!!!!!! *snerk* ROFL
Nao – can yoo say it in welsh?????? LOL
*moar snerk*
*fawls off chaylre laffing* *giiglols*
That must be why she feles mala!
*boink – heddesk*
When was that, Janet? If u can find a link or at least teh date, I can add it to teh Legendz and Lore on teh Crying Cheez thingy.
Long taim ago. Ai wuz reelee noo!
But hav yoo found teh GRATE HAIKU BATTLOL between Teho an Kikahaota??? THAT wuz amazing!
No! I don’t rember that. If u tell me when it was I can go looking when I has times. Otherwise, I need links and/or dates, people.
Ummm – sumtaim in 07 between Okotbrr an December?? OAR – maybe TEHO knows! We cud ask!
i remember!!! dunno when ’twas, tho. haven’t seen Kikahota in aaaaaaages.
we just awl stood bak a watched in amaziment! Tehy were bringing in answering Haikus to eech odder in under 4 minnits!!!
Hmph. I finded it and postified links twice only to get detoured. One moar time:
Is October 18, 2007, lol is CHARGING. Use teh “Oldies but goodies” thingy over on the right to go back in time.
Yoo found it???
*kneels down an bows hed befoar teh Grate Lolcatburglar*
whut u bowing foar? YOU remembered teh DAYTE!!
*blows on barrel of google finger, twirls it and puts it back in holster*
*halps Janet up, goes off wif her to Cheez for a carafe of martoonies*
O, and FWIW, I finded it before Janet gave teh date. It was teh halpful informations to has, though.
I still cannot find SJ/martoonie’s Institoot of teh Bleeding Obvious rants though. Late 2007, early 2008? Halp!
*snorkle*
Ohai, LCB. I duzzent noes hao tu get teh linkie tu go strait tu teh commint, but heer is wun:
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/27/funny-pictures-we-call-last-week/
*confers upon melonyx teh cheezland medal of honor*
(is rly lefted-over lolmas candy rapped in shiny foils but is still a grate honor)
*snerk*
Fankoo berri mutsh.
I wood hug yoo, but mai sunburn hertz.
*looks around for phlonquais*
*as usual, sees him nowhere*
*sighs*
*drags bafftub fulla aloe vera gel from failblog*
*dips melonyx into tub*
Yoo know waht! That wuz a wunderful lol – wif teh penquins and teh Institoot – an pb’s remark about teh gotes. . .
Ai dont know wai – but it maeks me want to crai! cweenmj wuz reelee noo – an. . . bubbashoomin wuz there – an annyluvsprintie. . .an ai AM going to cry!
*dips Janet into bafftub filled wif shamwows*
U has a good cry, now.
Erm. LCB?
Dipping me in teh aloe wuz offal thottie of yoo, but dis stuff has burnt troll joos innit.
ewgetmeowttaheer!
Yesh, I noes. Shooda bisited faylblog erleeur. Sry.
oh, tahts ok, i duznt kno teh latin so i’z glad him translated. “illegitimati” = bastijes
*ratzenfratzen wp put my answer to this in moderation and all i said was “all of the above”*
o great. now it shows up.
this bit of comic relief has been brought to you by the Department of RedDUHn Dancy Department.
AI thot it wuz VERYEE komical! ai’m still laffing!
LOL!!! YOO were put “in moderation??”
Just cant trust ENEthing yoo cud say! ROFL!!!!
well, mebbee because i was sillyfying my name to coword innate with the preshus ref. who knows?
WE nose! It WUZ teh clever silly fying ov yur nayme. But NAO, Ai’ll bet yoo cud uze that name again, shud it ebber again be needed, an it will com rite throo!
Trai eet!
*shakes fist @ WP*
fool of a Took!
Yur noo nayme! Furebber an ebber!
Yesh, I likez deh name “fool of a Took” fur mary0!! I will cawling hur dat frum now on…..
*tinytendrils slip The o1ne Ring that Rules the Mall onto the cween’s toe*
*cween disappears, everything starts to look all wonky*
*deh cween at teh Mall
*shopping, shopping, shopping!!!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
O noes!!! Ai’m sposed to bee freezing teh 40 pounds 0 peas – an ebreewun is so funnee todai ai just cant go!
*ImmI Taytes cweenmj*
*muttering* Fool ov a Took *clip clip* Fool ov a Took!! *CLIP CLIP*
LOL! LOL!! LOL!!!
O mai Gosh! Sandra Day O conner is just awn teh noos and wuz tawking about pikking up a little kitteh an putting it in hur pokkit an takeing it hoam an it groo up to be a grate big cat!
YIKES!! *haz a frisson*
Spooneristic bichon frise moment:
“That’s why their hair stands on end!”
Kitteh pokket-warmers, avaylubble at awl gud owt-dor an hykin shawps!
But if your hands are too cold the warmers may bite.
you haz a kangaroo
you shure? looks like a Katgaroo to me.
I trabell in stile
kitteh, now pokkit-siz for yor conveenyense.
Popeil Pocket Kitteh: Itz teh bestest gift u can give to any kid or adult!
Oar teh POP-Cat Pokket Kitteh – awlso verreee POP -yoo lair!
And fur ur uzzer pokkit dehre b kitthe kibblolz!!
Now how much wud u pay??!?!?!?!
but wait, derez moar… Az an added bonus, if u buyz now u git a fuzzy catnip mouse.
Now how much wud u pay??!?!?!?!
Wud u bleev wii b gibbing dis awl away fur only $19.95!!!
Wut iff ai cawl inna neggst firty minnits? Huh huh?
U gitz a pokkit full uv gushifudz…… not so grate, akshulleee…..
**sets alarm tu cawl furr 31 minutes**
If u cawl inna neggst firty minnits u can has Free chipping and handeling
but wait, derez moar…
cawl inna neggst firty minnits and u can has two (yes 2!)
kitties for same low price (jus pay xtra chipping and handeling)
but wait, derez moar…
Moar?
fer mai fren parrothead we sweetens up the pot all
fat and juicees: a bag of cheezburgers wid everah kitteh
u order between noa and rocktobert thirty fifth!
call inna next elebenty minuets (because we can’t do this all day)
and you can has no monies down an one low low
monthly payment!!!
don forget r motto: “you has a fren in teh bebbeh kitty buziness”
opera haters is waiting! Call noa!
opera haters? o noes! but ai are opera singerer. ai can nawt has pokit kitteh? (acksherwally mai cat wud eet wun ob dees fer brekfist, but iss de prinsiplol of de matur!).
doan worries, we stan on teh hedbonz to beet any deal!
you can call opera tatter and plez to sing some beutiful
notes
oo aifinkso if yu standz on mai hedbonz ai haz a vairy pleezin rezonins for de singering!! ok noats heer we come! …. fankew!
srry bout teh hedbonzez!
r you ashley teh opera singer or do u jus play one on LOL?
Oh yes – supertuscan!! Lovecat iz a reelee troolee werking opera singer in teh TTI – well – taht’s where she’s bassed!
Heer Lovecat – jsut fur yoo!!
“Du bist der Lenz nach dem Ich verlangte im frostigen Winter’s Frist. . .” LOL!!!!
heavens to Betsy!
Well – erm – yoo see – ai wuz wunz upon a taim an opera singer, too!
when did u haz teh time, in between wurking foar the governmint and beein in teh army and freezin 40 pounz uv pees???
I hazza Weird Al eerwurm nao.
Fanks.
Orinj kitteh in side pocket!
Just watch out so you don’t scratch!
That was someone’s cue!
I’m on a roll!! 
Chalk that one up to experience! Hehe…someone stop meh!
Ar yoo PootyTat – oar Romeow? HE can do “onna roll” awlmoast teh best ov enewun – eneware.
But yoo ar prettee gud! Too gud to stop!
So – az yoo were! Carry awn!
I’m rackin’ ‘em up!!!
If I keep this up, I’ll be behind the eight ball!! Ok…I’m spent!
a major choke, mebee?
you just need a break, PT!
A plethora of puns for the WIN!!!!
PootyTat Plethora of Pithy Pointed Puns!!! Fur teh PIN!!!!!!
@@@@@!
Fur lined pokkitz, I gotz em!
How to turn ur sweatshirt into a sweetshirt.
Awwwwwww – waht a sweet idea! .) Ai cud uze a sweetshirt!
LCB culd sell dem laik teh hunnert dollar towuls! Ai wud laik wun too, plzkthx!
Hi AC!!!
Hows the tynee noobie in house hold?!?
all well?!?
*crossing paws*
Yes! Nupdayes!! We want tehm!
Yesh yesh! Uppydates, pleez! **getz moar coffee, pulls up chayre**
Ohai Nennepus! Alls weel so far fanks. Ai jus don get enuf tyme to spend wif hur, butt(!) furrtunatelee itz mai weekend, soe lotz of teenee tinee pointee ends walkin all ober mee an teenee tinee wiskurs tiklin my eers an teenee tinee purrs an snorgles. ’sall gud!
teenie tynie wiskurrs…
teenie tynie pointee ends…
oh noes… wassunt prepayrd…
SPLORT!!!
ohnoooooooooooooes! still no has valid CCC license. WHERE IS ANNIPUSS????
*wringstendirslwotodooooooo*
*fwipfwipfwip* around nennepus’s braynium for nawtsekkeund aid
Ai wuz bizzee defrosficatin mai freezur!
ahem. well. lettuce know next time you go awol.
do u hav ruum for 40 pounz uv peas? aifinkso mebbe JCH4K be callin u suun…
Dere wuz soe mutch iise dat dere wuzn’t rume fur fuds! Dat’s wye Ai thort it wuz tiem 2 defrostikayt!
so naow u cud, um… give peas a chance?
Grone!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Nennepus’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
As fur teh uppydate, teh itty bitteh eyes ar beeg an bloo, shee iz staggerin arownd wif inkreesin speed, an how kan sush a LOWD voice come frum sush a small bodee?
akshulleh – aifink awl noo parints ask de saem kwestshun!!!
Ai gno we haz axed it menny tiems in teh past few munfs! LOL
Ai sooo happeh, AC! Ai sowree ai nawt beened heer tu keep up wif gnus, but is wunnerful wunnerful WUNNERFUL teh gnu bebbeh duing so gud!!! *dansdansdans* See what luvs an care can du?
Ai can see this teenie tinee creechur wif teh teenie tinee wiskurs and teh teenee inee purrs and teh teenie tinee pointee ends haz entirely conquerrd and capchured yur grate big hart!
Oof! noe… kan… has… 3 kittehs!!!! -WII AR TEH BORG RESISTANS EES FUTYLE-
yoo can has assimylashun?
ai is afurred soe!
Shhhh! Doan tell himz ai in heer!
Whut did u has to throw outta hims pokket so u could fit in there, kitteh?
ATM card
Baby pixors
Cell phone
Dirty tissues, ew
Eyemuffs
Fancy-schmancy breff mints
Garage-door openifier
H…
Halitosis spray
Icycapades pass frum 1988
Jyunt bawl of pokkit lint
Keycard fur goggie kennel
Luminuss pokkit watch
Maus, nawt-orinj
N…
Nawty poskard frum Frants
Open kan uv bir
Pretteh stoan
Quaynt pikchur uv grate-grandma
Ryce caek
S…
Shinee sumfing ai donut noes whut it was
Ten-pound note (wuz nawt reelee that hevvy)
Ukelele? whut the heck u carry this around foar?
V…
Vermin (don’t ask)
Wabbitz
Xcalibur
YNG (minee atcher)
Zagnut
yay!
The ukulele? Is vry important. U never knows when a luau might brake out. *nods* *hulas*
*handz owt moar loud hawayan shurts*
hawayun shurtz ???? ai LIVZ in hawayun shurtz,,,,, oohh dowtz wiff taylz agin,,,,
*hands owt fruttee drinks*
Hmmmm ~ frootee dirnks!
An sum mixed nutz!! Hao vereee thottee!!
who iz you callin “mixed nutz”, hmmm?
Ok, ok, tess. U is teh just plain nuts.
Better?
OK! fanks!
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HAY, waytaminnit!!
LOL!!! Nao ai’m laffing again!
An – Tessm – ai wuzn’t IN teh arme- just werked for it! That WUZ mai gubbermint job! Running teh Theatre an Mewsik programz fur teh Rekreashun Services – fur teh troopz an their famblees.
Ai lived in Heidelberg , Karlsruhe, teh Italee – Campo Darbe i Tirrenia, wichiz in between 88887777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777
;Barney again 666666666666666666666665555555555555555555555555555555555
Ai think he’s just sayin “Ohai!”
inbetween Pisa and Livorno. Tehn Kitzingen/Wuerzburg – and finally Stuttgart. Before that, as a student, ai lived in Stuttgart fur a few munths and then mooved to Salzburg in Austria!
There! NAO yoo know nerelee EBREEthing!
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aha! ai iz omnish… ommnomis… Janet sez ai noes almoast ebberyfing, STN!!
Kitteh in yur pokit or u juz happie to c mee?
Halp halp, sumwun stoled meh kitteh! O wayte…. dere he iz! In teh nayborz pokkit agen…..
Pokkit kitteh sez: “I has a warm.”
lolcats. now in travel size
While it might be amusing, it clearly is an edited photo rather than a real one – I call disqualification…
*ring*
‘Disqualification here.’
*listens*
‘No, no… sorry, not interested.’
C’mon, Leeza. Let’s go get some cake…
morning morning morning! cake sounds good!
*catfeen suddenlyee weers awf*
zzzzzz….
caek? but hooz gonna answer teh fone?
Can u bring me a slyce?
wun ringy dingy…
too ringy dingy…
Iz dis deh party tu hoom I iz speeking??
*brings in rabid weezlols to answer fones*
common skwirrlgrrl! teh weezlols can handle things for a while!
hokay!
any carrut caek left?? I hear its gud for teh vishun!
Who died and left you in charge of the rules?
ooooh, CAEK! caek inna brakeruum! yum!
luvcritters!! Dont feed teh trollss!!
Cmon to teh brake fume wif us! We’re awl having caek! Ai think there’s eben sum Chodolate Cheezcaek today!!! Wif fresh raspberries awn it!
If diet caek, ai will have tu peeces. Tanks. And ai sorree for feeding trollss.
Trollss no getz caek, ryte?
well uv CORSE! u don’t think those capshuns are there when they tuuk teh pikshur do you?
But – oo know waht? ai dont see it! WAI izn’t this a reel pickchoor?? Ai’ve scene kittehs in pokkits that be luking sumwaht liak this wun!
whoo knows? (whoo carez?)
ai haz a pikshur uv mai Morgan kinda lyke this on top of a baffruum cabinet. u wud sware there is no kitteh bodee attached to teh kitteh hed! in fakt, we useta calls him “kitteh hed” when hee did that!
LOLOLUTTOTROTSDTDPITTWSASWAQI!
(Laughing On Line Off Line Up The Taffle On The Roof
Over The Side Down The Drain Pipe In Thru The Window
Safe And Sound Wifakwikness Aifinkso!)
You has esspert at handling teh stoopys!
trayned purrfessunal.
donut try this at hoam.
coverage not avaylable everywhare.
excloods taxes an serviss plan CHRGs.
may require too-yeer agreement, activashun fee, terminashun fee, credit approoval an deposit.
oh an you certainlee kan laff lotsa playses supertuscan!
Lolcats, nao pokkit-syzed!!!
Kyooooooooooooooot!!!
*SPLORT*
Dun worry, collegekitteh, I has a halp
Chingdong tingtingtong dribing CCC rown’town
(wif a expertize not scene since
tyme of Ho Chow Miens)
*sweep up branes an rinse wiv exra pure whale spout waters*
*pakk dem carbully (get bakk- bakk- bakk where you onse beloong) into teh hedd an replaces teh bonked bonez*
*winds winds winds wiv dekaratib dukky dukky dukky taeps *
*shnap! goes teh fresh CHRG(wif installnation of xtra protecshun whalefatblubers)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inn floofy cheezfrenz blankie an gib sum hawt chonklit an a chonklit raccacoon ana ros’bif for to build strong muskles*
Dare, now pleze to rest a while, an doan luk at teh bebbeh kittehs for two whole minutes. Ok?
—no worry pleze: all the blubbers is donated by our frenz, the humpybackwahles–
O mai, supertuscan, dat b wun ub deh most oh!riginal ressQz i haz seeinged in a long wylez!! Schmooooooooooz!!
O hai and franku
is always good to see the Queen!
WOWzurz! Dat wuzza gud resque! Ai want wuna dem fatlluber CHRGs. **pondurs** Mebbeh nawt, peepz mite mistayke mai hed fur mai but.
Oooh, xtra poor wale spout waterz? Gonna put u on spee dial 4 win Ai can haz a splort, ST!
ooooooohhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoes! WHERE IS ANNIPUSS???
*fwipfwipfwipfwip*
*tendrils tie up brayni yum in nawt sekkind aid*
uh ohes…duz i hear Igor? he lurks around lukking for da bwaynes…
nice and comfy….
Ohai yurself, splortalishuslee cyoot bebbehcat!!!!
Ahem.
If ennywun sees nicewitch, cud yu tell her she reellee needs tu get in tuch wif PrincessOfChaos bowt teh cheezmeet tu finulize/confirm trabel plans? Kthx
Nao fur kwick kittin update!
Tehy duing gud! Tehy eeting lots uv delishus an nutrishus kittin-milks, an ai DU meen LOTS. Tehy parintlee haz nebber seen a litter boks befoar let aloan ennykitteh using wun. Tehy getting mazingly stronger an moar active almost bai teh owr! An tehy be adorably cyoooot!!!
Pixors an bideo tu be addid asap. We hadda tu tired tu du yesserday.
Oh!!! Ai almost furgottid!!!
Re: kittin bideos:
Duz we make kittin bideos tu long? Peeps wud ravver have less bideoniss? Ai nawt shur ai can promiss tu du bideos moar oftin, but if teh 5 an 6 an 7 minnit bideos be a problim, mebbe can brake tehm up ur sumfing…
While it is hard to imagine havening too much splortaceous cuteness, I do find that I zone out after moar than a minnit.
That might just be me and my short attention sp– hey! a bird!
FWIW, I’m kind of with LCB — donut always have lotsa tyme to watch hole fing…
wayt, whut? a bird, u say? wherez??
Okies.
Will trai tu keep tehm shortererer. Iz hard tu watch teh timur sumtiems when tehy hazza cyootniss, but will trai!!!
U can flim teh kittehs for as long as u like but then just brake the videos into smaller pieces before u upload.
i wuld <3 2 hav dat kitteh
dat luk so cumfterable
O hai all.
Ohai back atcha! How are yu todai?
Ie bery well anj u Lungdoc.
I’z testin’ mah gravatar. *test*
Mai lappy had a labotu… lubota…. brain-fart. Iz in da shop nao, gettin’ noo OS put on it.
Stoopy Linux. 
Nao I haz tew be waytin a week for da stoopy-hedz in Infurrmashun Serbisez to put Vista bak on it.