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I has a nangree.
Yu had a stinkee, bub. Only reeson to get teh kitteh all wet.
Who u cawlin stinkee?
Uh… some kitteh who needed a baf. Not you, red!
Oh, um………okay.
I been werkin awn deklutterin my room an gotted hawt an swetty.
Taykin showur befoar bed mite be gud eyedea.
**holds knows** Ohai red!
**rayzez arms an runs to ph**
Ohai, burdee!
**holds owt beech towel soaked wif fabreez an katches floofy wyte red hed kitteh innit** {{{towel [rhsb] towel}}}}. Ohai red! Letz go sea wutz inna bafftub! Cud it be **tosses kitteh intu tub fulla bubblols** YU? **yewzez beech towel az sheeld**
Hay! No baff yet. I’m nawt finnishd!
So….whoz gonna come to my grodj sael inna cupplol munfs? Bring ur munnies!
Hoa mush du yu want furr dat grodj? Ai need a grodj!
how bout a yard sale? I wuld luve to have a yard to plant pritty flower and nommy fud!
Nawt can sayle teh yard an nawt can sayle teh grodj. Dey iz attatchded to teh howse an nawt belong to me.
Sowwy.
i all cracker-up cos you guise r so funi wid the grodj
sale and the yard sale..u mek my hart hapi.
yu tel me whar eet is, ai’l tries to make it, an brings teh munnies.
In KY! U cloas by?
Got innee gradjiz in Birginya?
nope, ai’s in indinana.
Oh, well, mebbe next taime.
Hey, I wanna tawlk tu yu bout wat yu gots fur sail! Iffin dere is say a chest uf drawers I bii innerested!
Nawt sellin my chest, sowwy. Akshulee, my daddeh maded it.
Donut finkso mutch furrnitchur be in teh sayle. Ifn I moov owt lyk I wanna, I will need bed an cowch.
**shakes Red’s daddeh’s hand**
NC! U has been nawty boi!
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Go to my room.
**goes tew room and tew admire Red’s chest**
**rummages thru her drawers**
Ooooh! I finkso I need anuvver breevin treetmint.
Um, yu set yurself up fur that!
No I nawt!
My daddeh iz teh wuud-wurker. Him has maded furrnitchur foar me an I will NEVVER part wiffit!
Him mayks awl sorts of stuff – boles, rollin pinz, lazee soozins, etc.!
I nawt tawlkin bout partin wif da furniture. I totallly agree wif dat. I haz a rag rug made uf plastic bags that my grandmother wove an it iz wun uf the most prescious things I own. I tawlkin bout da “chest” comments.
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whose nose yew holdin?
HARNKthnxbai!
**letz go ov gammacat’s nose** Osawree gammacat! Akshly, YU mite bee sawree win yu gitta wiffa dis stinkee!
red haz teh nawt-sekkund!! party at red’s howse!!
Woo-hoo!
BYOB, plz. I nawt has enuf to go ‘rown.
oh red, i wanted to say frum teh last lol, iz gud to get teh negatib peeple owt ob yor life, eben if teh getting tehm owt hurts. i had to cut off sumwun i thot wuz my bff becawz her behayvyur to me became too hurtful. an wen my bruvver’s wife kikked him owt (wuz tired ob him’s “mediocrity”) himz hart wuz borked cawz him had tryed so hard to making her happy, tehn him realized him wuz much better off wifowt her being meen to him all teh time. it gets better, az i’m shur yoo are seeing now, an yoo kan figyuring owt hoo YOO are an wut YOO want. {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Fanks foar teh kind werds, lunarmommy.
Iz hard to ekspress how I’m feline. I moorn teh deth of my marridj butt donut want huzbin bak.
I want a happi relayshunship, nawt wun dat brakes my hart at ebery turn.
{{{red}}}
i haz nevver fownd noo bff, taht wun understanded me in all kinds ob ways. but taht meened her also understanded how to hurt me teh most. but my bruvver fownd noo wife hoo beleeves in him an respeks him an enkurages him to be teh best him kan be. i gess i wuld say find owt wut trooly makes yoo happy an luk in teh places wher yoo kan find those happy fings. to find a good man taht yoo kan being happy wif, luk in playses wher teh good mans are an teh fings taht make yoo happy.
***Still printing…*** Ai agree, lunarmommy, ai nawt gonna luuk fur innefing butt (!) ME bean happee, nawt eben want reelashunship. Me bean happee bee nuff. Ai haz gud frens, an gud famblee, an datz enuff. **reserbs rite tu chanj mind inna yeer**
I wuz divorsst fur 21 yrz b4 i fownded huzbin #2. Trust mii, it wuz werf deh wate. Iz better tu b singlol and happy dan marryed adn unhappy. Adn if u kan’t b happy alone, u won’t b happy wif sumwun. Nobuddy els kin making u happy.
Anom, cween!
Yesh yesh! Ai wantz dat! Nawt the husbin #2, jist teh singlol an happee part. Ai kin haz?
anom 2 teh cween! hur wurds r verree wise. ai herd it as, if u iz a haff-pursun luuking foar anuther haff-pursun to mayke u hole, will nawt werk. u must bee hole pursun urself, nawt-sekkund!
wich meens dooing whut teh otherz sed — finding owt whut maykes u happy, an whut ur OWN values are — nawt ennywun else’s.
If ai wuz to bee luuking for anuther guy, aifinkso teh nawt-sekkund playse ai wud start is to volunteer at a lokal shelter, cuz teh animal welfare is impoartant to mee.
ai haz a lukkee taht mai DH did nawt giv up verree easilee, cuz ai wuz yung(er) an did nawt hav awl mai prioritees strayt, an at furst ai did nawt rekugnize teh kwalitee uv teh pursun.
*whispurrs* ai hadda lurn to luuk past outwurd appearunse – gud thing ai lurns fast!
I hoapso teh guies luuk past teh owtsyde, cuz it nawt az gud az it yoosed to be, an wen it wuz beddur, it still wuz nawt so grate akshulee.
naow rhsb — that sounz teh negative!! if u keep talkin an thinkin lyke that, u can nawt strut ur stuffs! iz self-fulfilling proffecee: if u donut respekt urself, no wun else will either.
plus, guise who donut luuk past teh owtsyde usuallee nawt wurf the trubble.
*whispurrs* but but but if u rilly finkso, therez *always* stuffs u kan do… ebberywun can luuk nyse with careful choyse uv clothes, mebbe noo hairstyle, right maykeup. luuk foar buuks at libraree — ai kan recommend a fyoo on cloathes if u lyke. an duz nawt need to cost much munnies. alsew exercise is always gud medicine — fytes teh depression and maykes u feel gud, nawt to menshun helfy. and can be free! go foar a walk!
just sum luvving gurlfren advise given in spirit uv cheezfrendliness! {{{rhsb}}}
Fanks, tessm.
{{{tessm}}}
Iz whut iz insied taht countz, Red!
tessm.and Kay Kitteh…i apershiate all the cay-rin
ed-vise fram 2 nise-soun-din frens 2 evrywan hoo
kneeds to feal hoapfl tease daze. Tanks, guise!
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wait, whut? u gotz caek? *luuks hoapful*
wun ob teh mostest byootiful ladeez i ever knowd wuz a lady ob middul age, short an rowndy, long gray hairs, wif horriblol akme skars frum wen her wuz teenajer. but her knowd hoo her wuz, her livd her life doing fings she luved taht wuz meeningful to her, an it just glowed owt ob her face. an her wuz so kind an frendly taht evreewun wanted to be arownd her. wuz sad day wen her mooved away. *that* iz wut byootiful iz, an wen yoo gets taht on teh inside it shows up on teh owtside.
OK, mebbe ai shud clarify whut ai suggested.
Ai meen if a pursun wants to doo sumfing abowt his/her appearants for their OWN satisfackshun — nawt just to pleeze uthers — then there iz no reesun they shud nawt doo so.
Like wun uv mai bruthers, who always wuz teh self-konshus abowt hiz teeth, an he finallee gotted brayces when he wuz lyke 40.
oh yesh, i agree completely. (i colors my hair becauz I wants to, not becawz anywun else wants me too, i just want my hair to look liek wut i feel inside) i wuz just saying taht wun duznt haz to meet wutever ideas abowt byooty taht society haz right now to be a byootiful person. yoo kan fix yor teefs an hairz an take gud care of yorself an evreefing an even if yoo still not luk liek a magazine model, if yoo feel gud abowt yorself an yoo haz gudness in yoo, that shines throo an makes yoo byootiful no matter wut.
oh yesh yesh yesh! is awl part uv it. goes bak to part abowt haow u must fynd owt whut ur own valuez are an stuff — even couwnts in cloathes! if warin purty undees maykes u feel gud, u shud doo it even if no wun else seez dem!
red, yu bii teh pretty! I hez meeted yu face tu face an yu iz pretty an yur attitude an purrsonality makes yu da beautimus! Lucy says soo tu!
**blushez, digz toe in durt**
Awww…..shuks…. Fanks, 3km.
Lucy jes lyk me cuz I played “fing unner teh ottomin” wif hur.
Lucy nawt fooled so easily. Her played finger under da ottoman wif YU. Iz kitteh, her picks, hoomans go along wif it. Yu seen how well I iz trayned by da kitthes.
Yah, u iz well trayned.
Baby even tawt u how to cownt!
hey rhsb, I yam nomally lurkin an nawt postin butt I had to commint abowt yu sayin teh ‘owtsyde nawt so grate’. Wen I ended my maridj ob 12 yrs I felted lyk dat. Lyk why wud anywun wunt dis ol fing? I wuz RONG. I reelizd wut a difruns bein happy mayd to fings. I didn fink ob it dat way at nawt sekund, but afta a wyl I notissed dat pepul akshully wanted to spend tym wif me coz I wuzn sad awl de time any more. I awlso reelizd teh man I fort had bin ‘jokin’ wif me … wuzn. He was SEERIUS. I wuz SO SHOCKD. (Berry shortlee after dat I was awlso so naykd but dat’s anuvver storee al2gevver ….) So go owt an HAF FUN. Fyootur arrives wevver we wait fur it or nawt. Meenwyl … {{rhsb}} fur teh tuff days cuz wen dey is tuff … dey is beyond tuff.
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testin won, testin too
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U iz wize, cweenmj!
Wen I ended my relationship in FL, an moved bak tu KY I said “NO men, ownli fur one thing”, an I waz nawt lukkin atawl wen mine owld friend frum skool called mii, an well wii haz been tugether fur 8 years. It nawt purrfect, but 2 hoomans nebber are. Take care uf yurself, teh rest will come.
**wishes hur had sumplais tu move tu** Ai iz frum wear ai libs nao, mai pairunts are heer, mai huzbing is frum heer, himz parunts are here, et-setta-ra et-setta-ra intu infinnytee, nowear tu move tu.
U can moov in wif my parental yoonits, ph. My room be emptee.
I wanna moov too. I’m gettin teh “itch” to moov sumware nowun knoes me an start ovur.
Ohai guise. Ai tooked a nap tihs afternoon adn hadded a bery pleh dreem abowt teh bery pleh ex. ADN ai hadded a bad/skeery dreem bowt mai dotter last nite.
Ai can has hug plxkthx.
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Iz just a dreem. not tu wurry bowt it.
*rapz 4.5k in soft floofy Cheezpeepz map blankee tu surrownding hur in Cheezlubz.
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**Heds awf tew orifice party foar cowurker wut iz leebin**
Bai cheezheds *waves*
bai nc66 *waves bakk*
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bad dreems is teh pleh, aifinkso. Ai NOSE so!
Jist a dreem, doh. {{{{{{{{{{{{4point5kittehs}}}}}
Fanks PH. Ai wish yoo were kumming to teh VLC cheezmeet!
Fanks so much, mai cween n NC66. Teh floofy Cheezpeepz map blankee halps alot.
*wispers* Yoo shur is just a dreem? It felted so reel! *shudder* Teh onlee gud part wuz dat ai gotted to slap hims faic – hard.
LOL! ai has had dreems lyke that!
iz OK, 4.5K. at leest u stood up fur urself!
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Yes ai did! Fanks, tessm!
{{{4p5k}}} tayk a deap breff – an giv dotter a xtrah beeg hug jus cuz.
Fanks! Ai just pikked her up frum wurks, adn ai did gib her a big hug – which seh didn’t toadalle appreciate, sinse seh wuz teh hot n swetty!
Adn – niec to meeting yoo, Griffyn!
Oh 4.5k, {{{4.5k}}} I had da nite terrors wun I wuz yung, an dey still nawt totalli gone. I been sleep deprived since I wuz 11 or 12 kaus uf dem. I akually grabbed my nawt sekkund hubbi’s throat during wun. Hii woke mii up tho!
Just kiddin, I nawt wanna go tu prison.
Fanks fur teh hug, 3km. Sowree to heer ob ur nite terrors n sleep deprivashun. Iz no medicashuns to halp yoo sleeping bedderer?
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3km, has yew tried sleepin wifh a nitelyt? Ai noes dis sowns stranj, butt (!) ai has been tolded by an ecspert on sleepin disorders dat dis often werks fur night terrors, ’cause yew can see da rum… nawt shur whii dis wud werk, butt (!) has berry hi suxess rate, cordin tew doctor
{{{4.5k}}}
Oh fanks, KayKitteh. Awl dese hugses n cheezlubs is halping lots.
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*hands DK a gnu kitteh stuffie frum Build-A-Bear Workshop*
U kin skweezing teh kitteh wennever u waeks up frum a bad dreem & she will purrrrtekting u!
Fanks NS! Ai luv it!!!
((((4.5kitteh)))) and *schmoo*
you are verra wise!
{{lunarmommy}}
**is printing dis tu keep in hurz purrs, awn hurz desk, awn hurz freejaraytur, awn the frunt doar, awn the bak doar, mebbeh attached tu goggie caller.**
glad i culd say sumfing taht iz hlepful to sumwun
Yewz alwais sane wize an clebbur fings, lunarmommy!
Ewe r rite ona munee, lunamommy! Ebeewun deserff tew bee tweetd rite! Speciallee cheezpeepz.
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that takes care of the drinkees … I bring barbequed country-style ribs, cheeeezzzzzburgers with all the fixin’s, fronch-fried onyum rings, fronch-fries, potata salad, garden salad, and fruit salad. It’s dinner time!
Wy yu getz me wet awl obur wen just uvvur end iz …… neding?
MEOWWWWRRRRR! IZ TEH POINTY ENDZ 4 U!!1!!
evar heer teh saying “madder tahn a wet hen?” tahts nowher neer teh mad ob a wet kitteh.
I nawt speekin 2 u til I’z dri n mai dignitee iz bak.
*wayting for teh “nevver baff yor kitteh” trolz, hoo haz obvyusly never had tehy’s kittehs get oil or pleh or poo frum anovver cat all over tehm*
oh, teh porosity…
Yesh. If dey is kuvered in troo yuck, they can has baf!
an i dont fink tehr iz much ob anyfing yukkier tahn poo miksded wif cat spray frum teh bully cat taht comes arownd an tryes to take over teh territory. pleh stinky ew ew ew. happened to Kumo, an iz teh furst time i ever baffed a cat.
an tehr are teh fings taht wuld making tehm sikk if tehy tryed to wash it off tehmselfs.
Kitteh sprayed bya skunk = justifeecayshun furr kitteh baff. Teh boyce ov eggspeareeunce, it iz speekin.
babeh kitteh kuuvverd in fweas…sew bad…hadz to bave hurs to gets awl dem fweas…Eye werkd nawt furst shift den, an woke hubby kat when eye brot dat babeh homez and de babeh wus cryyen and cryyen…she wuz nawt happee at AWL to be havin a baff to git awl dem fweas!
ai had to flee-dip morgan wunse. elebenty yeerz ago, beefore flea drops and such.
we sat owtside to dry off and let bug bombs do their fing, and then wented bak insyde. hee took wun luuk at me to mayke shur ai wuz luukin, then he pooped inna corner uv bedroom!!
onlee tyme he haz ever dun that in 16+ yeerz.
UR KITTEH HAS ONLY EVER POOPED ONCE?
*SNORT*
well, it wud mayke cleenin litter boks eesier.
uv corse, ai mented onlee wunse so verree deliberatelee inna rong playse — as if too say, THIS is whut ai fink uv THAT.
O, I know u know that I knowed, u know?
Tuffy usedta poop right at teh entrance to teh litter box when he deemed teh box too icky because SOME lazy hyoomin didn’t clean it on time. His message couldn’t have been clearer if he had said it out loud.
Sonata jest frows up wen iz tu ikky!
aifinkso poopy speekz lowder than wurds…!!
u r sew bad!
annnn elebentee burgerz to LCB foar that wun!
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We hadta baff Dusty teh day she turned 12 weekweekweeks old cuz she had fweas awlobber hur & she wuz teh teeny kitteh (still is – I would be surprised to find she’s as heavy as 6 lbs). Aifink teh pikshur frum dat day iz in mah profile. Clickee bloo naem.
Yup yup — pikshur is there. She’z teh grey & wite tuxie, awl rapped in a towel & luukin bery angree.
Love teh eers!!
and the look!
If looks could mayme an killifie – that wun would do it!!!
yesh, aifinkso – da huge manatee!
Kitteh nawt poros, jest angree.
Kittehs hoomin sune b poros tho, wen kitteh deplois pointee ends!
i duznt rebember, wuz yoo heer a long time ago wen tehr wuz a trol hoo wuz saying taht kittehs shuld only be baffed by lissensed vet teks becawz ob teh porosity ob ther skins? teh concensus wuz taht if a kitteh iz cobered in nasty pleh an needs a baff, iz not gud to wayt a day or two for a appoyntmint wif vet tek. needs to be don rite away. if it kan wayt, tehn kitteh proly duznt reely need a baff. (anyhoo, tahts wher teh “porosity” fing came frum.)
Ai nebbur traied tu baff kitteh becuz liek mai skin tu b intakt, altho mai brudder’s kitteh George caim rite up nekst tu sumwon hoo wuz sittin bai teh swimmin pule and gotted tossed in. He wuz such gud natureded kitteh taht he jest dried himself awf and eben let the saim humin use a towul tu halp him. Teh watter nebber hurted him won bit. Mai brudder hadda nothur kitteh hoo akshually lieked to plai in shallo watter, maik rippuls and pownse at tehm!
I dint need no baff
why u meanz to me for,
i iz a good kitteh
I lubz himz brillyunt ornj iiz!!!
Maeks him luuk liek an owl, aifinkso.
One look could kill
Mai payn, your Frill
AI want tu luv u butt Ai beddur nawt touch (Don’t touch)
AI wantz tu hold u but my census tell me to stawp
AI wantz tu kiss u but AI want eet tu much (Tu much)
AI wantz to tayst u but ur lips are venomous poyzun
Yer poyzun running froo mai vanes
Yer poyzun, AI don’t wanna brake these chanez
Poyzun
♪ ♪
Aliss Cooper ref FTW!!!
Diz bii yur nawt nyce kitteh!
When my mosly wite kitteh sneeks in de attic and gets fulla grey dust-koff-koff-he gets a baff. And much towely snorgles and good noms.
I lubbed teh way Josie feeled aftur I gibbed hur a baff. Hur furz wuz sew sawft an floofy!
Hay Powerball Playurs!
U gots ur tikket? Teh drawin is tonite.
O! O! O! Ai furgetted! **powts** Hao mush izzit toonite?
$20 millyun, I finkso.
um, wut?? (iz a comment wif nuffing in it)
lets try again.
warning, extreem splortayshusness alurt
fownd dis on my older boi’s blog. not embedding it becawz ob need for adeqwate advance warning an preparayshun. fassen yor CHRBs tite:
kyoot bebbeh (scottish fold?) kittehs
O. M. C. C.
Iz dat p-k’s howse?
Wants Juan, I duz! Tehy iz the precioussss!!!
An yes tehy be skottis fowlds!!1!
Ohai, ai iz bak frum de NB- ai can haz Scottish fold bebbeh for mai birfdai? kthnxbye!
Iz yur burfdai luvscatsva?
**luuks at calundur** Ai finkso wuz tumarra? Iz tudai? **watchin teh daiz go bye** Wut dai iz dis? Wear am I? Hooz byottiful haus iz dis? Wear iz mai byootifull wyfe?
Sayme az it evvur wuz….
**letting the daiz go bye**
**watur flows unnergrownd**
Wunce inna lyfetime!
Whale, untill neggst yeer.
HAPPEH BIRFING DAI LUVSCATSVA!!!!!11!
Wishing yoo all ur liddlol hart desires!
Yah, wut ^ hur sed.
today is ur burfdae and singing we say-ayyyy,
best wishes to luvscatsva, CC bless u todae!
wee sing u owr geetings so joyuss an gay-ayyyy,
best wishes to luvscatsva, CC bless u todae!
ohai – Eye don fink we haz met – (extens floofy paw of frenship)
Happy Burfday!…so sowwee Ey’m lait fur de partee..but (!) hear r sum nommy happel skonez an sum decattinated cawfee fur ewe an awl our cheeze peep frens {{{lcv & cheez peeps}}}
Ohai, Griffyn- thnx for noms. And thnx for birfdai wishes, cheezfrenz- {{{cheezfrenz}}}- and ai liked ur speshul song, tessm!
Um, but hoo brot de foldie bebbe fur mai giftie?
*waves majik burfday wand*
*kyoot bebbeh skottish fold kitteh ob choyse frum video appeers*
oh fankyoo! mai momcat usedta insist on singing it every burfdae, and we awl kinda hayted it. dunno where she gotted it. beleeve it oar nawt, u cannawt even find onna interwebs!
naow momcat iz gone, so is a famblee joak foar us to sing it too eech uther. and u guise iz awl famblee!!
omcc muh brayn almoss sploded frum teh kyootness. doze babbehs were juss the sweetest lil fings! but, jeesh, wut a hujooj litter dat mama had!!! der be 7-8 kittens, aifinkso!
…oar shooz sans poop
…oar unshreded drapes
…oar snorgle privileges
…oar scratchfree legs
…oar power cords awn yor teebeez
…oar freshly clean laundry (eber)
…oar single volume magazines
…oar TP awn the roll
…oar places tew hide where ai woan find yew
…oar a live goggie
Wait! Did ai say dat last wun owt lowd?
Pleez nawt sai dat tu lowd, nativeca66! Aiz trine tu kawnbince mai famblee dat hour goggie will nawt eet a kitteh if we git wun, an kawnbince teh goggie dat a kieeth will nawt eet goggies. Shhhh!!
Otay! Mum’s teh wurd.
Ai woan menshun burds wif fevvers
tew teh slimey lolcat wut haz uh nangree either.
Fanks, aifinkso?
** RunZ an jumpz inna baf wif teh kitteh, wif elebentee poyntee endz reddeye fur battlol **
Ai haz a rant!! Nawt tu reed if u haz ohai blud preshurs.
Iz 99 F wif dew poynt uf 80 heer.
Mai hare cundishunur is borked!!
Ai fired mai lectrishun adn plummur.
Them still haz nawt dun wurk in haws aftur 4 monfs!!
Mai lolyer is lukkin if wii can sue dem fur the losted tax credit munnies cause teh hawse nawt finnished awn tyme!
{{{{{West River rat}}}}}} Rant awai budeee!
Grrrrr! That iz nawt rite! Somebodie needs a butt kicking…
{{{WRr}}}
Sowwy u iz havvin ruff tyem.
Ennyfing I can do to halps?
U haz sum tekillya neer teh nawt so hawt tub in teh NB? Nawt need enny sawlt aor lymes.
U wanna yoose my privit jakoozy? U can has cool baff wiff bubblols an I puts teh gud tekillya awn teh edj foar ya.
Will dat werk?
Ohh Yass!
**luuks sternlee at WRr** Ai hoep yur maykin sunryziz, odderwise datz blasfamee!
Nawt maykin sunrises. Ai be trying to sab teh wurm in teh bottum uf teh bottlol in wun swallol, aidfinkso.
OOO, ai hazza passing acquaintance (mayke dat a ‘passing owt’ acquaintance) wif dat wurm. Ai hopeso yu awf wurk tumarra. EEdur sai, enjoi tunite! **klinkee glasses ov teekillya wif WRr, notices himz glass haz teh wurm** **wispurs** chew wunce, den jist swallow, den jist reelacks.
U haz a write tew wrant !
U kawlz dat a rant?!?!?! Kum on, u kin du bedder dan dat!! Heer, I hep u git startid.
Razzenfrazzen stoopee Plummer!! How kin it b a howse wif no waders fur baffing deh hoominz, let alone deh kittehz!! Him not werkingz in munfz adn munfz!!!!! Wut deh bloo blazez iz up wif dat!?!!? Hoo sed him kud taking deh baykayshunz!!!
And doan git mii startid on deh werfless lektrishun!!! Take him owt and stringing him up wif him ownz wirez, I will!! Leebingz WRR wif no lektronz!!
Soo deh bastijez wiffin an inch uv dhere werfless livez!!! Kawl deh BBB adn deh FBI adn deh BBC adn deh ASPCA!!!!! Donutz letting dem gitting away wif dis!!!!
Donut furgetting teh CBC adn teh WSIB adn teh CDC!
**applolaws applolaws**
Bravo!
Ai had tu sensor mai rant. wuz free payjis b4 ai tuk Aowt teh wurdz littlol kiddlets nawt shud heer.
*puts awn Certifiable… er, Certified Public Accountant hat*
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WRr, yew can has tax credit iffn yew has primary residens by November 30 ub dish year, an yew nawt haz ownd a primary residens fur free yeers bai the date yew moob in an make it yer primary residens. Ai wud strawnglee sugjest that yew moobs sum furniture in an has males, er, mails deliberd ther before end ub Nobember.
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Let meh noes iffn yew wanna discuss dis in an emayo oar offlist.
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An teh heet aint halpin yr mood, ai iz shur. It myt be wurf goin tew a hotel wif air and crank it up and sleeps dere a nite.
u kin sending deh malez tu deh Nawty Barn.
Kitteh luks liek hii mite belawng tew Joe Hazelwood.
Jus sayin – dis kitteh be madder dan a nold wet hen!
*jus part uv mai Okie upbrindingz*
Oh noes! I nawt kin fynd my uthur eering.
Who wanna halp me luuk foar it?
Ai reeded tudai dat minz hab beddur eyes, whilst wimminz haz beddur heering. Sew yu shud hab a minz oar tu halp yu lukk, aifinkso.
An rhsb, yew can admyrs da beiw wif da minz crawlin on hands and nees lukin fur yr earring…
Ai will halps in a liddlol whyle. Wii haz teh storm heer. Ai gunna go plai Capt Dan aifinkso.
Wut dat? A gaem?
Frum teh forrust gump mobie. whan him iz awn teh bote wif teh hurri cayn.
OH! U meen Lootenint Dan! LUBS dat moovie. LUBS Gary Sinise.
*shows rhsb mai pointee endz*
Gary Sinise is mien. Yew heer – he iz mien. Yew NO CAN HAZ!
Stuffs Gary Sinise inna clonifyer macheen. *poof* Tew Gary Sinisez, wun fur kimkiwi and wun fur red.
I FOWNDED IT!
It wuz awn teh floor awn teh uthur sied of teh bed.
Donut know how it ended up dere….
Hmmm- mebbe when NC66 wuz rummagin thru ur “drawers”??
*runs in*
Gnu update in kittins blog, wif bideos!
*hugs cheezfrendz*
*runs awf agen*
*grabz PK in mid run
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*turnz hur loos
godz was hez a stinkeez!
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Nite ebberywon! {{{{{cheezfrends}}}}}
Nite-nite KayKitteh! Sweet dreems!
Can someone explain to me what the point with the spelling etc..
On this thread?
Thanks!
yesh – eetz at de tawp ov de fred, beelo de pixshers:
Hey, what’s with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
uhhhhhh dis kitty scares me
lol!!.. nice kitty kitty out there.. haha
Wet monster… Run!!!!
u hav a evel kitteh
lolz