rool #1 of tree-climbin tree shud be bigger than u
nd shudnt b madez awt of carpit.
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Iz eezier 2 get doun tho
Good point!
N con cat chulashuns on nawt sekin!
Thx!
exxaktleh – it’s a gud playce tu start prakteasing the fyremens
Nice TY fur annipuss an prysma-kitteh!!!!
Since ai cant think ov a SINGLE Ty-in wif teh kitteh in teh comfee tree,
Ai’ll just put this tray ov nice hawt tee – Url Grey, ov corse, wif milk an lemonz an shugar – an awl these cookez – down ober there awn teh round table.
There! Ginger cookiez, peanut budder, choklolate chip, sum date nut bars, an vanille kipferln. Plentee fur awl – ov corse!
Gud moarnin frenz! **nibblols gingre cookee*** Wut izza vanille kipferln, eggsaktlee?
h t t p://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Vanille-Kipferl-II/Detail.aspx
Ai havn’t maed this recipee, but it LUKS rite!!
Oooh, sweet url grey, an choklit chip cookees!!! Fankees!
** steels PK’s cookies while she iz lukkin at cyoot bebbehs **
*lukks daon*
Hm, ai thot ai had cookees still… ai musta eeted tehm alreddy. Ai bet tehy waz delishus.
Luk at it dis wai…no calories !!!
Hay PK — iz dat ur house wif da line furr da snoogles??
Line, what, where?
Ai no has lines, ai gets mobs! Lyk teh mob taht has juss nao been happeefied, uv teh SCP all wanning lunsch at wunce — but tehy nawt lyk ennywun but me feeding tehm!!!
Oh dats good — I wuz feelin sorry furr da kitteh a cuppa LOL’s downz — dey be standin in line furr da snoogles — Ifinkso dat snoogles are bestest when dey ia wif a mod!! Wun beeg cuddle puddle!!
Uvverwise, no fyremens need tu coming!
Troo dat. Bedder fynd a biggur terr, den!
but ‘terr’ is so mutsh moar funnier
(plus: wee can understand ;D)
Ai awlwais say Ai prifurr 2 stai awn terra firma – an teh moar firma, teh less terra!
ANOM!!!
sumwun sai NOM?!
Ohai P-K I just come frum lookin at teh Silber CuddlolPuddlol bideos nd Iz glad Ai iz olny half a wake. Ai did hab my CHRG w/doi tightly tached to my heid wif eggstra ducky (cwack) tape and wuz wareing mai HGG’s wif tinteded lenzes. Dis was gud cause teh SCP (Silber CuddlolPuddlol) was berry slportalicious! Dey iz dorabllol!
Dye’s so preshuss, ifinkso. Ai awnt dem awl!
…oar want.
…and ai ment “dey’s so preshuss.” itz 2 erlee…
Tehy iz, tehy IZ! Brains, ai haz nun left, ai haz splorted tehm awl!!
O.O Ooooh… Eva maked me splort an ai taked Cory an keeped him… Cory AN Eva maked me splort, an ai bringed home FOUR bebbehs… nao ai haz Cory AN teh SCP AN Eva pix-an-bideos… Ai sees a trend…
U iz gonna be SOOOO ded frum teh cyoot !!
But (!) what a nawsum way tu blargh-ai-iz-ded.
Yesh..ai agree!!
Bonzai Kitteh!
hah!
“A thousand tiny trees!”
Well, it’s better if they start small, then work they’re way up.
Poor witlol jade plant. Kitteh, ai gots biggur wun in mai entreewae. Yoo come see me and yoo kan sit dere. Ai gibs yoo nise tree and lubs.
mah kitteh lubs to brake off the leaves of the jade plant and play wid dem like mausies, is cute.
instinct. kittah has it. where are the mini firemen to get him/her down?
Wuz hungry. Ate them. Sorry littl fiermanz!
U… u… EATED teh firemans?
*faints*
Fattening, I kno, but they wer only mini firemanz. Can’t have just one. I saved part of one, u can hav it — left present at doorstep.
Oh nose — LCB be fainted — callz da Faintin Recubber Vehickle —- Swwwooooooonnneeee, swwwwoooonnnnneee (dats da siren!)
Ober heer Ober heer!!!! *silleh YNGs are runnin awl ober da plase*
Otay — heer det are -!!111!
Smelly salts pweese — yesh i finkso dat wun *squints at bottol — oh sorree LCB dat wuz ode de Pepey Le Phew*
YNGs setz LCB onna da faintin couch and fans her and pats herz cheeks ….
ohai Elsa_mama, how beez Matt?
He is still in the hospital — over 2 months now since last Chemo. His white clood coiunts are not recovering and they do not want him to go home. They are worried he cold get an infection that might postpone his bone marrow transplant. He is VERY crabby. They are taking him off of Delaudid which is a narcotic pain drug, so he is going thru some withdrawl … His transplant is scheduled for early to mid August. The first donor did not respond to the Registry’s communication, but the secodn one did and is on board….
Oh Yay! He can haz donor? That iz gud newz!
I has bin kliming dis tree fur yeers. Sins I wuz a kitten. It r shrinking, I finkso.
Sez Aliss.
gud wun!!!
(an the nu alice-film luks spooktakular!!!)
Gib me sum toon NOW, or the jade plant dies
Kthx
Muffy
oops, I mean toona
Yu hab to cum doun hear furst.
Ai no gib toona tu reluktunt kittehz.
We have toons for u!!
wud u liek
Bitesize
or
Kittehsized
Rool #1 of tree-climin: you do not talk about tree-climin.
Rool #2 of tree-climin: you do not talk about tree-climin!
Rool #3 of tree-climin: you do not pick a wimpy tree!
Rool #4 of tree-climin: propurr facial expreshun iz important at all tiems. Lock in a menasing glare to intimidate any cat-parazzi that may come along while u ar up a tree (or shrub, or whatevr). They are all wimpz anywayz, show them who’s boss!!!
Mebbe is PUP-arazzi…
dem goggies iz alwais tryin to make us look bad!
Goggie wif cameruh: not soo gud, considerin goggiez’ eye levul and interests. Lotz of butt-shotz and holez in teh ground.
lol =^!^=
Wat, woo sed dat dis be rool one? Kittehs r borned two brek teh rools anyways!
I offer corralrary 1a to rool 1: teh kittahs is sooo darn kyute
they can gets away with anyfing!
Corallollary? I likes!
CoralLOLlary: you got it right!
*addin’ word to dic… diconda… mmm… catcabulary book*
OOps there goes another rubber tree…
OOps there goes another rubber tree…
OOps there goes another rubber tree plant!
Wow…EXTREME blast from the past!
**iz knocked over by wave uv nostalgia **
*Pikz Eeck up and chekkz fur damage.
U look ok.
*flikz bitz uf schmutz off eeck
Here, haz a chokklit martoonee tu restorifying ursef!
Klymin is hard werk. Ah sit in iccle tree, & let it gro insted Ifinkso.
kitteh’s face sez, “rools? we donut need no steenking rools.”
But were wud we b wifout teh roolbuk?
N’ us kittehs must obey teh 10 Cummandermants ob Ceeling Cat
In Soviet Russia, tree climbs you.
Hey! Nawt tu b pikkin awn teh kitteh! Iz taykin beginnurs klassis, adn dey alwais sai tu start smawl! Aifinkso!!!
today, the jade plant.
tomorrow, somefing slightly bigger.
yep; keep the fyremens number on speed-dail
well, let me try that again
more advanced climbing
Will save taht wun for lesson no. elebenty aifink!!!
Did yoo put that in speshullee fur Lolcatburglar??
why, you think she might like it?
Tree iz practisin too. Today Kitteh, tomorrow King Kong.
*snerk* Gud wun!
Dis cooly-bug tree not providing ’nuff shades: I
expandin’ the canofpeas.
Bonsai kitteh needz sum proonin —
No, teh furst rool of tree-climbin iz u don talk about tree-climbin.
It duzen hafta be biggur doe.
ohai guise! ai wud lyke too let everywun noes abowt a site whut halps wiv feeding shelter animals (kittehs AND goggies).
you go answer trivia kweschun, an RITE OAR RONG!! they donaytes fud!
freekibblekat.com
Toodae’s Kitteh Kweschun:
The “Spotted” Tabby is one of _____ different Tabby patterns.
.
A. 5
B. 9
C. it’s the only one
D. 2
.
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Ansur: The Spotted Tabby is one of 5 different Tabby patterns (Mackerel, Spotted, Ticked, Classic and Patched)
So which type of tabby iz dis one?
I puts the I in bonz-I!
wal littl kitteh, let me tellz u sompin:itz a gud thing that ur activ, but ai dont thinkz ur ownahz ganna be happy.
With my global warming bill, the tree would be healthier.
Truly, sir, we wud als bee healfeer!!