I can see no way in which this
I can see no way in which this carefully laid plan could ever fail.
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Mah b’loon!
pointy ends make it go boom!
Methinks congratulations are in order, yes? Perhaps the ‘85 pinot noir and some beluga caviar?
Oh, fanks!
Can ravver has chokkit shakie an sum Milkee Wai Darkz?
An can be delivered purrsunally by fyremens?
kthxbai >:)
Ai trayed U teh chokkit shakie wif milkee wai darkz foar Ur pinot noir adn caviar. Ai can haz paddlol fish caviar insted?
Wil dere b fyremens? O.o
I’ll taek teh pinoh nwar and the caviar! Nom nom!
POW in 3…2…1…
wuv dat twader joz kitteh fud!
jus a liddlol furrdurr…
Ah has a cunning plan . . .
blakadder ref FTW!
Ratti as Baldrick? …or teh Blackadder hisself?
Baldrat, ahfinkso!
An can has turnip 2 lives in? Wud be berry nise.
Nawt shure abowt jient turnips. Prolly.
Wud b mah dreem turnip!
That cat is a-door-able!
Hee hee! I liek dat wun!
Iz a kitteh planz. whut ebber happunz iz eggzz zakly what teh kitteh wantz tu happunz.
“i mented to do taht”
*commense dignity-regayning wash*
LOL, yez, the dignity-regayning wash is inevetabul. And adorobul XD
Ai jus safly floht to teh grownd wif mah purty red bloon. *floats to ground* WEEEEE!
up up an awayyyyyy ♪ ♫ in mah bootiful, mah bootiful ballOOOOOOOOn
Oooh! purty singin voyse, tessm!
i lurvs cheezburger
Don’t wii awl??
****ANNOWNCE MINT****
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(Spearmint)
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Der will be a cheezmeet, dis Caturday Afternoon at Powell’s, In Port Land, Origamion. Awl aer welcome, espeshully bering cheezburgers.
Ohai everywun!
JD has taken the init… inish… JD has reelee gotten the ball rolling, aifinkso!! So, we can has PDX cheezmeet at Powell’s on Caturday afternoon! Say, around 1:00-ish?
Wee will have to figure owt eggsacklee how and wher wee will akshullee meet. Mebbe in teh kitteh buuk sekshun? Mebbe wee awl grab copees of cheezburger buuk to hold inna store?
Here is list uv OR area cheezpeeps frum teh cween’s gooooogly map. Everywun iz welcum! *has an excited*
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2minions – Portland, Oregon
Big Gladys – Portland, Oregon
CatSlave – Beaverton, Oregon
Divakitty123 – Salem, Oregon
JD – Portland, Oregon
Kitten Whisperer – Eugene, Oregon
momcat n fishykitteh – West Linn, Oregon
DarthMommy – Portland, Oregon
Teasel – Salem, Oregon
Tessm – Beaverton, Oregon
I tried this yesterday and it disappeared….I haz a sad-da cheezpeeps iz meeting at Powells, and I haz a job until 2:30 in Forest Grove takin care of da old peeps. Will be tinkin’ of you all….
This bii a master plan, iffin I ebber seen wun!
It mite be a plan, to be shur – but – ai’m nawt shur about teh “master” part!
Luks similar tu sum uf mine “Master” plans!
LOL!!! Mine too! WHAT wuz ai thinking – ai think- too layte!
Duz u werk fur deh gummint??
Ummmm
Ai did. . . . 
TRADER JOES!!! WOOT!!!
THREE BUCK CHUCK THAT COSTS FOUR BUCKS FTW!!!!
‘TOOPID TAXES, U SEES…
and I ‘member when it used to be TWO buck chuck!
but they added a blush, so I can’t complain!
wayte, when did it go to three?
*wanders awf grumbloling bout the good ol days*
mumble, grrrr!
obviously, you aren’t drinking enough of it!
Wut happnd to teh too-buk chuk? Prisez go up liek a balloon?
Mawnorayl Kitteh
mytez sune beekumz Sky Dyburr
Kitteh wiffowtz shute
Mawnorayl Kitteh
habz Flawwdz Lawjikk. Hurz 4getz
abowtz Grabbittee!
Mawnorayl Kitteh
shoodz juss wayt. Jack Deth sez dat
dis will nawtz endz well!
Jack.
Yay Jack- clappity, clappity!
Kittehs hab abolisht law ob grabbity (eggsetp wen kitteh iz grabbing)
Ai think Jack Deth speeks teh trooth!
Yay Jack! Hardlee enewun maeks me smyol teh way yoo do!
Teh bezt layd planz uv mowseez an kittehz….
3km an WRr, u bofe has teh emayos.
YAY!!! *runs tu luk*
3km – Wuz yoo wifowt lektriks last nite? I saw awn teh noos dat part of ur area losted powur. Din’t kno if yoo wuz affekted oar nawt.
Oh YES!! Frum bout 9:30 to 12:30. Teh howse wuz nyce an warm. I gitted tu bed bout 1:30 this mornin after kleenin up da kandles an lettin da howse kool down. I nawt kan haz e-mayo frum yu. Maibii it nawt kame thru yet.
Did yoo has sum frum me erlyur 2day? I nawt sended ennyfing since tehn.
Oh yess! Dey were da FUNNY!!! Thnx fur teh laff, I needed it da wai I felt at wurk tudai. My handy dandy crank weather radio came in veri Handy last nite. Wii atleast had tunes an a little lite. Yu’d think after diz wynter I wuld have an mergenci kit!
Yoo an dat wevver ray-dee-o!
I thot abowt yoo yoozin it.
Yoo wudda hayted teh rodes I hadda dryve yesturday. Hadda follo dad to Camp Nelson. After teh FORF wun-layne bridj, I wuz gettin berry nerbis!
Oh No!! No wun lyne bridjes fur mii! Iz funni wen I wuz yung an growin up here da kountry curvy roads nat skare mii at awl.
*crank weather radio*
…and we got that dadblanged fog again tonight folks, with more gosh-a-micle gollblasted drizzle, I don’t know what the weather’s coming to these days, why I remember we used to have real storms, you just don’t get ‘em like that anymore…
Nom-de-bloon?
*Faispaw*
Ai ar teh funnay!
Yes ur r!!!
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Yes! Yes, indeed yoo ar – an ai miss yoo verree much!
Awww. {{{{{{JKH4K}}}}}} Ai are nawt gonded. Ai are heer, juys nawt as mush.
ohmai, teh cween beeted me too it!
*kurtsees*
Oh Hai tessm!!! Kan’t wait tu meting u IRL in Skeedaddlol!!!
Oh me too, me too!!
*jumps up an down*
An so SOON! Hardlee 2 weeks from nao!
OMG! ZOMG! ai noed teh cween wuz coming, but.. JCH4K TOO???
oh, ai iz even MOAR eggsited!!!
*klunk*
*whispurrs weekly* ai am luuking forwurd to meeting u boff…
awww, ai haz a jellus! u wil haz teh bestest tyme, aifinkso!
no, it luuks lyke ai am nawt totallee crazee. nawt TOTALLEE. alurt teh meedia.
JCH4K’s nayme gotted sneekeed in on sum uv teh emayos, but but but ai didunt reelee notiss it!
This will be wun uv teh best cheezmeets evar! Fankyoo to teh big burgerz foar havin teh baseball gayme!!! an to teh cheezfren whut wurks foar teh Marinerz an helped set it awl up!!! whoever u are, SCHMOOOOOOS!!!
LOL!! Yoo ar heer! An bak in form!
Balloon go BOOM!!
Bwwwaaahahahahahhahahaha!!! ROFL!!
*wypes aiez* Oh mai! Teh funniest. thing. EBBER!!
I agree! Wuz nawt hear during da oringinal but (giggle) read it awn teh Cryer an LMAO, eben towd hubbikat bout it an hyme laffed, an laffed w/owt ebben reading it.
Oh deer! Mary O’Spockn an ai were! Nebber SAW enething so funneg=h! We cud hardlee stay in ar seets frum laffing!
An did yoo see teh followup – wehre he finallee cleened it wif a “snadblaster?” Maeks me laff just thinkin about it!
Oh yes!! Iz a great happening. Maibii wii should mayke it a Cheezland Holidai! “Boom Soup Dai”
*fallz off chayr laffing*
*iz gud, i needed a gud laff*
No bloon goed pop. Soop goed BOOM!!!
trader joe’s has great cat food, i can understand this feline’s interest in the balloon.
Hey, that’s a Trader’s Joe Balloon. :O
my momma duz haff ob her shopping at trader joe’s an teh ovver haff at costco.
*massive and totally off-topik vent*
wen yor kid (20) iz owt of town visiting himz gurlfrend, an him iz staying at himz grandparetns howse (even tho they’re out of town) an you tell him to call you from there by midnight and he doesn’t call and doeznt answer his phone until 1:45 a.m., are you being completely unjustified an unreezonable in being wurried sik and mebbee a little bit mad? i’m not teh wun hoo forgotted my promiss an made sumwun else wurry abowt me for teh last almost two howrs. i kno i kant alwayz keeping trak of wher he iz an wut he’s doing, but i thot we had a agreement an i’m not teh wun hoo broke teh agreement so himz got no bizness skolding me for wurrying. hmmpf.
*i kno no wun will seeing dis, just had to get it off my mind*
i’m sorry my wurrying iz stressing him owt but gess wut, I”M A LIDDLE STRESSD OWT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*phew* that feels better.
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(I can’t really say much about this – since all I have to worry about is a kitteh who hasn’t gotten the hang of sending tekstmessijies to me when he’s out…)
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teh kittehs kan giv yoo fits ob wurries too, i kno. ifinkso kids an kittehs shuld come wif liddle GPSs so we kan seeing wher tehy are.
all teh nasty stress-feeling iz finally goned away, i iz off to bed now. (iz 2:41 a.m. wher i am. i haz a tired.)
Duz he has lil al arm clock to ‘membaer teh tymes? Ai cans forgets sumtymes tu. An he wuz wif or near gurl fren (!!?!!!)
Ai haz the eggs pereance in dis area, as teh lost oar layte wun.
Seams like, when kidz iz found, teh parens goes frum anxious to mad (irritated, ticked off, PO’d, unhappy) in 2 sec.
Is tu bad teh found wun doesn’t getz to see they wuz wurried and cared about whut had happened. Jus feelz lyke got yelled at four showin up!
ohai angelwaits, i just seed dis just now. yup, he wuz wif gurlfrend, sez tehy wuz owt to dinner an moovie an game arkade tehn wuz talking owt on herz patio, sed her roommate wuz home too an ifinkso i beleev him so not too wurried abowt hanky-panky, wuz maynly mad taht he knoo i wuz wayting up for hiz call an wut teh agreement wuz. him shuld have setted alarm on himz cell fone for wen to go, yup. wen i got wurd frum him an knowd him wuz ok i gotted teh leeky eyes, but wuz still mad. speshuly wen him skolded me taht my wurrying abowt him wuz “stressing him owt.”
oh well, wun day him will prolly have a kid liek him. tho sumtimes i feel liek i wuldnt wishing taht on my wurstest emeny.
most teh time himz not so bad, tho.
IT’S A TRAP
what happened to Nena’s 100th red balloon… news at elebenty
lol
i alwayz wunderd
I can has nyntee-ayt moar ov dese?
trayder joe’s haz teh best wasahbee peaz.
Ai lubz teh pixs when U can jus tell whut teh kittehs R thinkin. Lyke teh wun of kittehs watching lil girl use water foundin, and teh wun of kittehs wif bags packed, cause R awl left awt of teh petting. Der boddies sez exacctly whut teh capshun sayz!!
N dis wun, we canz see whut kitteh thinks. If he/she jumps, cud take ballon on string down wif kitteh tu floar. Dat wud be a win, rite?
I think he is going to fall before it pops in… 3 2 1…….., Wheres the pop?
Oh, that lolcat is on the floor.
Must. Get. Big. Red. Balloon.
I can
How did u get up on da door in da furst place?
This one really is my all-time favorite!