
you know the rules. if it goes on teh bed i sleeps on it.
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you know the rules. if it goes on teh bed i sleeps on it.
Picture by: Lizzy Long. Caption by: much.love.zoe via Our LOL Builder
an then shed on it…
ohh, Nennepus! GMTA kinda! and conga-ratz!
ooh – very emty heer… verry eerie!!!
aifinkso ebberywun haz given up on teh timeliness uv teh lolz…
An dis wun wuz awn tiem 2 comfuzzle us eben moar!
Tawking ob time…
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Is Tyme Foar An Oregon Cheezmeet!
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**** ANNOWNS SPEARMINT ****
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Der will be a cheezmeet at Powells, in Portland Oregon, at 1pm on Caturday. Eggsactly where iz undecided yet, but it’ll eiber be in teh tea room or teh kitteh buuk sekshun. Doze nawt in teh area aer asked to obserb a 2 minit catnap in honour ob teh layt Powell’s bookstore kitteh, wu crossed teh rainbow brij last yeer.
An Ai innerupt tihs innerupshun fur anodder nouns mint – peppahmint, tihs tym:
Ai am nao juss £23 ($37 anna bit) short ob mai sponsership targit fur the Rayse fur Lyf!
Martoonie an TehAngstyWun R juss unner too. An Tidmum has past her gole an needs to set anodder!
If yu has munees, or kynd thorts to spair, plees go to teh Rais Reminder post, awn CheezTownCryer
Yay fur Ambercat, Tidmum and AngstyWun!!! Woot woot!
Oops- and Martoonie- Yay!!
Luvcatsva!! Happeee Burfday!
Ai traid to send yoo mai speshul burfday sawng, but WP eeted it! TWICE!!!
So – the simpul vershun.
Happeh Burfday to Yoooo
Happeh Burfday to Yoooooooooooo!
Happee Burfday deer LUVCATSVA
Happee Burfday to YOOOOOO!!!
and by a fluke in the spayce – tiem uncontinued – this wun is akshulleh on schedoole!!!
Do nawt be alarmed. Teh spays-thyme continuum iz currently out ob service. A temp-rari spays shuttel serbis iz being provided in teh mean-wile. We regret teh lak ob seetbelts, life-rafts adn emurjinsy eggsits, adn hope teh inebriated driber ob teh spays shuttle duz nawt cawz tu mush alarm.
But iffn WP starts 2 behabe itselb, wat wull we haz 2 cumplane abowt?!
or made in the bed!
iz gonna be tough to giv that teh wunse-over wiv teh lint brush, aifinsko.
ohai!
and hop skip dans – jazzpaws for the GMTA!!!
Well, yu wud needs tu remoob teh kitteh first, troo. A hie-power anti-statik gun mite awlsew be useful. Eiber dat, oar statikify kitteh adn wayt foar kitteh tu rub fir back on self.
Ai aer keepin it warm fur u
I thot that onlee applied to clean stuffs!
Hay skwirrlgrrl, czech dis owt:
w w w.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/hey-ladies-cci
Adn if yoo skrools down teh paij, yoo will sees a famm… femil… a fais yoo noes.
ER… wut familyar fase?
I finkso dat skwirrlgrrl iz moar a red squirlol dan a grey.
*wispers* skwirrly bob
*wispers*
I sented u an emayo!!
kittehs are equil opportuneatty
wut a fuzzeh blankie.
FangQ for providin this verra warm playce to sleep. its kinda wrigglee and lumpee though…
I’ll make do!
Maybe iz wun ob doze massage beds.
wriggly???
OH!! I was finking of teh last LOL!!
In deez tuff ekuh-nom-ik taiymz, mehnee kittehz r beeyin askd tu tayk awn jawbz wuns purrrr-formd bai blankitz.
OP gotz a neu sheddi ting, lookee lik a hoarzez curi comm. Dis lil hoomin cood no get OP hairz – hur ain got nun lef!
Dis beminz mi of mii grand goddaughter. Der Kitteh Clyde wood sweep onna bed snugglolled aginst Piper da babbeh. Piper waz bornded 2 daez before kristmas and Clyde decided dat eet waz himz job tu keep da bebbeh warmz durin da winner.
*wayting for teh caretrols to say taht bebbehs an kittehs shuld NEVVER EVAR be in teh same room togevver bekawz iz abyoosib an OMCC HORRIBLOL FINGS MITE HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!*
Duz u hab teh awld wiefs bileef dat kittehs sukk teh babbehz breff? Mai granma wuz conbinst dat wuz troo.
Yep, kittehs steal da bebbehs breath, iz wat peeps say.
lol, wun ob my very favritest pikshures frum wen my older boi wuz a bebbeh iz teh day we bringed him home frum teh hopsital, him iz in himz noo crib, getting chayjed owt ob speshul coming-home owtfit into jammies, an owr kitteh at teh time haz jumpded into teh crib an iz luking at teh bebbeh like, Ohai, wher did yoo come frum an wut are yoo? him and teh kitteh always playd togevver an wuz very nise togevver.
wen my yunger boi wuz bornded, teh kitteh we had tehn wuz haff-feral an didn’t habbing much to do wif him by her own choyse.
an noboddy ever steeled anyboddy else brefs.
Sumone at werk aksed if I weries bout nu babbeh an kitteh. I sed no, I fink kitteh won’t be hurted by babbeh. Him’s face terned redder an him try to asplain dat kitteh hurt babbeh, not ofur way round, but too late.
Wen babbeh want cheezburger, dis kitteh mite not like so much.
That sounded just lyke mine nawt sekkund hubbi. Dat iz why hii iz nawt mine kurrent hubbi!
Ifinkso dat caretrolls hab now changed tu insisting bebbehs adn kittehs be in teh saym ruum, to prebent behbehs getting allergies layter in lyfe.
taht iz akshully very gud advise, kidlets hoo iz in too kleen enbirnments nevver bilds up tehms imyoonities an stuffs.
az for teh caretrolz hoo say teh bebbehs an kittehs will be irrezistably drawn to maym an torchur eech ovver, i say fooey, just keep an eye on fings an dont be so uptite.
Ai fink da babbehs, kittehs an goggies ar drawn to maym an torchur. Abter all, dey iz babbehs, kittehs an goggies – iz what dey waz cre8ted fore. Olnee 1 momme’s opinun!
Everywun- dere iz CAEK below!!
Take pictor qwik, then moof kitteh.
Teh kitteh is asleeping. Him’s been there a while.
I fink kitteh awake. Can’t say how long him there.
That kidlett gonna need tu be dehaired after hymes nap.
I dunno. Teh hayr mite help keep hims warm.
Kidlett mite az well git used tu da kitteh hairs, dey gonna bii wif hyme awl hiz lyfe.
that is sooooo funny and that baby is sooooo cute hahaha and so is the cat!!!!
lol
ohai, heerz burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to LuvscatsVa an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! today by speshul rekwest frum luvscatsva, we haz red velvit caek an cherry pi, an also teh favrit fudjy caek, isy kreem wif wippy kreem an hotfudj an all yor favrit toppings, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif sparkly kitteh eerings an super-swav sekrit ajint sunglasses (mix an match, take yor pik), speshul edishun Ginniss Piggeh boblol-hed snoglob dols wif snowglbs aktivated by teh boblol-hed akshun an filled wif pork skrtachings, cookies, pikklold eggs, teenytiny botlols ob guinness, an fat shiny paycheks frum LCB (all proseeds to teh Ginness Piggeh Sank Chew WAry for orflink bebbeh aminlols), kandee, an puffy Villij Peeples stikkers wif googly eyes. An i am granting luvscatsva’s speshul wish (wich she sed yesterday on teh bunny stoowardess LOL) for a Macho Man!!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor wishes come troo!
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Ooohhh, sparkly kitteh eerings, YAY!
*putz Villig Peepz stikkerz on lappy top and dansez deh Y-M-C-A !!!
Lolcat, der’z no need tu feel down.
I sed, Lolcat, pik ursef off deh grownd.
I sed, Lolcat, ‘cuz ur gnu in town
Dere’z no need tu b unhappy.
Lolcat, dere’z a plais u kin go
I sed, Lolcat, wen ur short on ur doe.
U can stay dere, and Iz shur u will find
Menny wayz tu haz a gud tiyme.
Itz fun tu stay at deh Y-M-C-A.
Itz fun tu stay at deh Y-M-C-A.
Dey haz ebbrefing dat u needz tu enjoy,
U kin play wif awl deh cat toyz. . . .
Itz fun tu stay at deh Y-M-C-A.
Itz fun tu stay at deh Y-M-C-A.
LOL! Dat woz cool!
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*wunners iffen it’d be YKCCA, in dis cayse – Yung Kitteh’s Ceiling Cat Associashun.
OMCC, whut a speshul birfdai!!! A macho man, speshul dansdans by de cween, red velvet caek, GP bobblol heds, hot fudge…. ai iz overwhelmed!!! Drags macho man to NB wif some hot fudge for , um, dessert…
:snerk:
Happi Burfingdai luvscatsva!! Haz fun in da NB! (Don’t break ennifing
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have fun! I hope you have a great day heer and IRL!!!
O hai!
Iz ben lurkin on yur intertubes, iyin teh LOLcats.
Iz not so grate at LOLspeks.
I has tix to cheez nite @ Mariners!
Pleze to say hai then?
Kthnxbai
Ohai catena! Walkum. Glad u haz unlurked! Ai can’t get 2 teh cheeznite @ Marinerz – 2 far 2 swim frum TTI!
Ohai, Catena!
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Iz a myff dat yuze nawt gud at lolspeek. Yuze bery gud at it.
Ohai catena!! I hazza jealous yu git tu go tu teh cheezmeet! Haz a great tyme! Iz beri nyce tu meet chu!
ohai catena! nice to meet yew!
hav fun at teh gayme an have a pretzul for the far awai cheezfrens
Oh Hai, catena!!! I b extendyfying deh floofy paw uv frendship tu u!! I will be at deh Marinerz CheezNite!!! W00t w00t!!!! Wii will b habbinga cheezee gud tyme, ifinso!!!!!!
cweenmj! pleze tu bringz yur LOLcathairz…Iz b gun frum mai kittehs viziten teh Seattle.
Osay – dey has teh cheezburger at teh M’s?
thnx tu all teh cheezfrens fur sayin teh hais!
An ai will bee there too!!!!1 W00t!! Thankz to Jamamamamakitty!
Butt. . . .butt there will bee awlmoast 500 uz us! Hao will we find yoo??
Iz be sitin in teh section 335 row 19 seat 17.
o mebe tu meetz b4 in teh bar sumwherz fer teh nip?
I haz no klew whair I will b sitting….. Jamamamammaama kitty haz mai tikkit.
Mine too! But we can fin74444444-855
This is about teh 5th messij Barney haz sent today. Gayla 34 awlwaiz thot he mait be a spai – sending teh sekret messajes!
We canf find aut!!
ohai, ai will bee at teh gayme too! luuk for purrsun waring CHOCOCAT shirt!!
Iz b waring teh Red Sox shrt! Still wantz tu mete?
oopz – I shud can has ‘reply’ notz ‘post’.
K Sry
thanks for the luff you guys!!
O hai, catena! *xtents floofy paw of frendsheep* I is new aroun heer twu! I gots ta say, you is extreeemlee gud at teh lolspeak!
So cute love it!!!!
I wonder what the baby is feeling right now…
Where did you get that cat?
We had one just like that but it ran away.