Sure, ai have a
Sure, ai have a sunny disposition just as long as u doan wake me.
nd dont ever wakez me up 4 stoopid fings.
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Juss cawl me Polly Anna!
Butt donut cawl me laytfurdinnah!
Nd du nawt cawl me polly ester. haow abowt nais gril cheez wif pikkul tu gib da gud dremsz?
Congrats, Ambercat!
FankQ!
Ohai amburkat. Want sum grilled cheez sammiches adn teh zima fur noms and drinkses?
Ai haz awl diffurunt kindz uf cheez adn U can haz lunsh meets in dem tu.
OHai WRR I wud leik a grrrld Amerikan andwif ham adn Tormatos plzthnks
Donut fink Ai dair hassa [grilld cheez sammij]! Is beddybyes tym heer; Ai can has lidl wiskee…oar twelb!
If iz bed tyme U can haz teh gingur biskits wif teh liddlol conyak oar bloo labul johnny walkur.
Nice to see u inna top spot, Ambercat.
Rite where u dezerbe to be!
Aw, bless! Fankie, Romeow
Grrrr!
*shaeks fist at WerdPress an Posh Laydee in teh Beeg Hat*
Hai tere
hai tew u!
An mobe dat sunbeem bak where Ai iz awl innit.
Den Ai show u mai pointee ends
Sun Baff iz teh only Baffs I leik !
day r much bedder den da udder kind
Juss as long as Jeebus doan want me jus yet…is warm ‘n’ cozee
Exqueese me plaease
*SQUWEEEELLLL* (microphone noizes)
Attention eberyjaun! Attention! plz!
I woud liek tu NomNOmNOmineight Prysma-Kitteh and Seanya fur teh furst eber “Cheezland A-ward ub Oner!” Dis A-ward be gibbon to dezerbing Cheezpeeps 4 service Abub and beyond teh cawl ub dooty!
P-K and Seanya hab demon-strated dat tehy care berry mulch 4 teh bebbeh kittehs by forstering furst Eva Teh Diva, den Cory (who iz naow a mamber ub dere fambly) and Naow 4 moar bebbeh kittehs!
P-K and Seanya R alzo azkink dat if anyjaun finds teh Marblolz dat tehy haz losted to plz retrun dem. Dey miss dem!
Kthnxbai!
{{{{P-K, Seanya and awl teh Kittehs big and Smawl}}}}
Wii naow retuirn U to your regular LOLs
Ai nawt fownd enny marblolz. Ai did fownd teh grabe uf Commun Sens. Iz undur teh weepy willow at teh bottum uf teh meadow.
mebbee if sumwun finds p-k an seanya’s marblols, tehy will finding mine in teh same plase.
ai no haz foun marblolz eini wears. ai kip lookn tho.
whe colurz arr thems?
grey?
I elebente-th ur NomNOmNomineight-shun!
*raises a glass fur P-K and Seanya!
We onner ur serbis!
4 moar bebbehs! Wowser! That is deserbing uf speshul awards, aifinkso!
yayay foar p-k and seanya!!!
an, ob corse, foar da bebbehs dat dey be taeken caer ob! (dey will awlways noe dat hoomans caer abowt dem an awlways bemember da nawt-sekund hoomans tu showz dem da lurve!!!
ai losted mai marblolz lawng lawng tiem ago (wen ai deesided dat gettin a peeachdee wuz a gud idear!) soz ifn yu find sum marblols, can ai habs a feu?
(when ai wud taek in da stray kittehs foar fosterin, mai sweetie useted to sai dat ai had moar hart den brainz. iz tru, aifinkso, but ai wud nawt haz it anee ovver wai!)
Ai couldn’t agree more! Yay PK and Seanya!
Cheers! to P-K and Seanya!
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Ai no finkso dere bees enny missin marblols…
I likes it wen teh sun is in disposition.
@@@@@i gib you all my brugers…
*ten drilz reaches o’er adn “borrows” the cweens burgers, too*
*snip, snip, snip*
oops, cot read handled, erm green thumb’d.
U sew kullerful, wif deh red handz adn deh green fumbz.
*pondurz
duz u haz deh bloo bludz, tu??
well, Mais Non does.
I feel just lyke dat wen I iz sleepin.
Sohlur powur kitteh iz enurgee eefishunt!
Aww, dis iz my Leo! He does nawt hab a sunny disposishun when he is awake. Butt (!) u can almost here him purring in this pic, can’t ya?
Hii iz beautimus kitteh!!
OH!! An congrats awn da front page!!!! YAY YAY YAY!
Byootiful kitteh, Cattails!
Congrats on ANUDDER front paeg!!!
Gibs Leo a snorgle for me…iffs u dare!
Tanks! I doan dare! Leo iz nawt a snorgler, he loves to be close but nawt too close.
Iz byootimus kitteh & grate capshun! Concatshoelaces on ur frunt paij, Cattails!
Cats and sunshine…always a win-win sitzumawayshun.
Conga Rats Shoelaces TOOO YEW!!!!
photo AND kapshun AND frunt paj?! Dis be wunnermus! Congratulations!
Yay fer Leo an Cattails!! Eggselent frunt paige!
**Beeg floofy kitteh comes in, jumps up awn teh bed, curlz up an tayks nap**
I nawt feline gud 2day, frenz.
Wat bii wrong? I tayked nap wen I gitted home frum wurk, which I Never du!
My belleh nawt happee. I has maded menny menny trips to teh lidderbocks.
Stress or lunch?
Prolly neethur.
I has been battlolin dis foar seberal dayz.
U want teh peppimint schnapps? Mai gammpakat sez iz gud foar kolds adn teh trubblolled tummy.
Fanks, WRr.
Peppurmint iz gud foar belleh-problumz.
and some say a little anisette helps the tummy, too.
Uh oh! Yu finkso kuld bii da food poison frum owr lunch?
No, fud poyzinin nawt last dis long, plus I had a tutch of dis befoar Caturday.
I hab ‘diverticulitus’ iz bad in de tumy
Hubbikat had dat tu. Hii had surgery coupla years ago an hewlped, butt (!) hyme still haz sum problems wen hyme eats certain things!
A kind of floo is goin around here – raging headache, upset tummy, body aches, and fever … takes several days to fully arrive. Stays about 2 full days, then gradually leaves. Maybe this is what you have?
Ohai! Sew sawwy dat u knot feelin so grate…Imodium ALWAYS works for me…just won tho, or ewe’ll hav de oppozit prollem…iffen ewe kno whut I meen.
Yah, donut want teh oppozit problim. Dat why I nawt tayk Immodium.
jus won won’t do dat-eweshually-jus alwayz keeps ur waturh bohl full – dont wahnt to git dihy, dehay, furstee…okai bai.
Mee neever, rhsb. Ai called in sik frum werk wiffa cold.
*wraps rhsb in a blankee & givs hur a bowl uv chikkin soop*
Oh NS, I iz sorri! *Wraps NS in nyce warm blankie an gibs her nyce cup of tea*
* Putz sum “koff medisin” in teh tees foar NS *
Mai gammakat purrfurrs blackberri brandi, mai gampakat purrfurrs teh peppimentz schnapps.
Otay – eye no I’m a noobie – did eye misses de memo bout todai bein sickly day?..hopez u feelz betterur reel soon. kthxbai…oh, wate, I forgot {{ns}}
Ohai Griffyn, I know wii haz nawt met yet, *extends floofy paw uf friendship* I looked at yur profyle, an wanted tu ask yu iffin yu noes uf a nyce lake in TN dat haz boating, fishin, an a nyce park wif hotel/cabins tu rent. Hubbikat an I are lukin tu haz a little vakation wif adolescent boi.
*accepts ur floofy paw uf friendship & extends myne in return*
yesh, yesh, yesh – TN State facilities r genrully kwite de nice – my FAV-or-rite is Pickwick…deys has a reely nice hotel an, an, an ALL de rums have a lake vue an, an, an, der rates are de reesunablol too..and dey alsew haz de cabinz, but I’z haz no nawt sekkund nawldej of them… check out diz linky: http: //www . state.tn.us/ environment/parks/ PickwickLanding/ (an u knos de drill bout clohsin up de url spaces. yesh.aifinkso.. u kin alsew findz info bout udder TN State parks der too…messahj me ifn u knead mohr.
{{{{{rhsb an ns}}}}}
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Hope yu bofe is feline bedder tomorrow!
oh, red, ai sowwy dat yu not feelen berry gud! wen mai tummeh is upsetted, ai sipz da coka-cola an wrapz up awn da couch tu reed trashee nabels.
heer, i gibs yu a sippee cup wifs da sooper-mega crazee straw (wifs elebenty loops an swirels) an a nise floofy blankee tu wrap yu up liek a burreeto. ai gotz lotz ob da trashee nobels – does yu want da romanse nobel oar a benchure nobel? ai haz classicks tuu… ai liek tu rereed pride and prejudice when ai am sick
Fanks, Minerva.
I nawt yooshulee reed fikshun, butt I will tayk “Pride & Prejudice”. I lubs teh moovie an did try to reed teh buuk yeers ago, butt nevvur finished it.
bestest book eber. i lubs mr. darcy
*swoon* espeshally Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy
*dubblol swoon*
colin firth as nefing at awl
“elebenty-th swoon*
oh! it iz one ob mai faborite buks EBER!!! jane austen iz berry berry funneh!!! ai reeded it nawt-sekund wen ai wuz in hiskuul, an ai laffed an laffed so much! frum da bery nawt-sekund sentanse it is ful of win an awesomes!!!
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”
iz abailabel foar freee onna projekt gutenberg webbysite!
(yu needz teh hetteps an teh dubyas) gutenberg.org/etext/1342
Mr darcy was the firstest tyme ever seen colin firth..
butt (heh!!) lubed da book firstest.
yay, Jane Austen RULES!
…adn teh Bronte sitserz drool [heheh-lessee if dat causes controversea...]
*hummingz
Mai Bonnee liez overdehsea…
mai oshun lies ober teh bonnie…………
*lukz down.
Oh, Hai Jamamamammamamaamamamamamama!!!!
How u iz dis fine ebeningz??
briiiiiiiiiiing back♪ brrrrrrrrrrrrrring back, ohhhhhh brrrrrrrrring back my ten drills to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee♪
*putz plugz in mine eerz*
ppppbbbbbbbbbttttttttt! heafclif iz romantik tu, aifinkso! dat caferin iz a brat, but ai lurved heafclif when ai reeded teh wuverink hites da nawt-sekund tiem.
dat meester rochestur iza jerk, tho. ai wuz glad dat hee gotted hiz com-uppence!
We’ll get along fine…juss as long as u do eberyfing I want and doan dillydally bout it.
oh hay ebrebodee!!! has nebodee seen GP arownd laetlee? ai see dat da giniss piggeez aer habing deir tern tu be teh mobie starz an wanted tu gibs mai conga rats!
yu needz tu add teh hetteps an teh dubyas tu dis tu git tu da trailolers
apple.com/trailers/disney/gforce/
Aifinkso him is still lurning tu drib teh hamsur bawls. Him wantz tu be teh chau… sho… um dribur foar LCB adn nawt teh phlonquai.
Dat mobie iz awn mai tew C list !
it luks a bery funneh mobie, aifinkso! ai want tu see it onna big skreen!
Sun Spawtz Kitteh wawntz
awll t3h wawrm alll 4 himselvz.
Hewmin no can haz!
Sun Spawtz Kitteh fowndz
dis wawrm playss wiffowtz tryeengz.
Naow 2 maykz itz himz
Hewminz no habz 2
luuk 4 Kitteh. Juss luuk 4
t3h wawrm Sunnee Spawtz!
Jack.
Clappity, clappity Jack! Sew true! Fanks fur teh poem!