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  1. annipuss says:

    Kitteh wants 2 joyn in

    • PootyTat says:

      Contrapulations Anni!! How are you this fine day?!?

      • annipuss says:

        Thx PT, Ai aer fyne. Haow aer u?
        (sowwy Ai tukk so lawng 2 anser – der wuz elebben emeows an Ai aer werkin mai wai trhoo dem!)

        • MORNING annipuss!! ;)
          Iz tath yur sun Pooty_Tat awn last nite’s Frunt Page???? Shurlee we can haz awnlee 2 PootyTat’s heer!

          An just fru yoo – altho it iz veeree layte (fur this tred, eneway) ai hav a BEEG pot of Url Grey tee, an sum shugar free deelishus cookies from jermany! Mai mom liked these a lot an ai awlwayz browt tehm home fur her! Sort of . . .hmmmm. . .haz chokloate awn it, an you wud nebber know it wuz shugar free!

          An there’s lots – so ebreeewun can has sum tee now – an teh cookiez.

  2. PootyTat says:

    Cut me mick!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Smammie says:

    Aye cuudda bin ah kontdendar…..

    • Upfi says:

      Smammie!!!! *blows kisses*
      Nice to c u again!

      • Smammie says:

        Tank yew, tank yew beri mush… adn ah schmoo tu yew! Iz runnin ’round liek mad, trine tu getz reddi fur werk (rimes wif “jerk”) . Aye lurk alot, sew Aye noez moastli watz goin awn, butt (giglol) iz alwaiz behind wif ebbriifing elz… run, Smammie, ru.

    • luvscatsva says:

      Gud wun, Smammie!

      • Smammie says:

        ah flyin schmoo az liddle possum-mom scampers orf. iffin yew haz scene mai summer-sunshine, pleaz tew bii direktin it bak hoom. Aye iz werkin awn sendin Skedattle their rain bak tu dem… bin bailin mah basement wif ah Starschmucks Grande coffee cup lately…….

  4. Nennepus says:

    ooh – you need a bit moar wurk on your uppercut kitteh!!!

  5. evilevi says:

    nvur dare a kitteh!!!111!

  6. catslave says:

    Rock-em Sock-em Kitteh !

  7. Toria says:

    He’s a southpaw! (groan)

  8. judson says:

    Stick an jab, stick an jab! Nom on the buddefly an sting lyke a bee.

  9. Blackbellied Jack says:

    Kitteh in a Box, cheezburger plez.

  10. rodney dill says:

    C’mon Rocky Mewciano

  11. RosieBrent says:

    I noticed he’s a southpaw! Always leads with his left :D

  12. caterra says:

    a furry to the midsection

  13. sillywhiskers says:

    Sorry, kitteh. You cannot coach them remotely. They cannot hear you! :)

    • gremlin says:

      Ohai, sillywhiskers. Yor commint mayd me guffaw. Is whut mah huzbing’s father sez to heem abowt futball. “Yoo noes those liddel men in teh boks kant hear yoo when yoo yellings at them . . .” *snerk*

  14. Lol that’s a dangerous cat.

  15. kittehluver says:

    He’s got the left hook down lol

  16. two_kittehs says:

    Boxing kitteh floats like a butterfly an stings like a bee

    • skwirrlgrrl says:

      I pitteh teh kitteh!

      • Leeza-b – ai haz a big werree!
        Go luk at last nites lol – neer teh bottom.

        • gremlin says:

          Ohai, J4K – which lol? Whut is yor big werree? I has misst teh last fyew . . .

          • skwirrlgrrl says:

            yesh, wut?
            I wented and lukked, but I cudn’t tell what you meanted, Janet!

            • gremlin says:

              Me too. Nao, I has a liddel wurree wundering whut J4K’s wurree may be. Hmm!

              Ennyway – ohai, Leeza! I tukked teh Dexter kitteh to teh v-e-t yestiday and he ways 17 and a half pownds! A beeg boi! He didn’t lyke being grabbd and givn shots by teh vet. He never growls or hisses, but he growled sum and managed even wun tynee hiss. I didn’t even think he noo hao! I duzzint wunt heem pikking up bad habits at teh v-e-t . . .

              • skwirrlgrrl says:

                17 POUNDS?
                O.M.C.C.

                U knows, Dexter and my Gummi luks a lot aliek, coloring wize… and she is really startin to fatten up too, ifinkso! She wade 6 lbs when I first adoptified hur… I finkso she must be over 10 now!

                U better tell Dex to be teh carefull, or he’ll get a note on his permanint rekkord… like the one Thelma has!

                • two_kittehs says:

                  I can top that, Injeh kitteh is 19 pounds, herz is a big kitteh

                  • gremlin says:

                    Teh v-e-t sez we has to cut down on hiz fuds. He will nawt be happeh abowt that! He is only 14 munths old. Even Grem (hoo toppd teh skayl at 22 as his max wayt) wuzzint this big this erlee! They sez with teh beeg wunz they wurries abowt diabeetus and liver diseeze. Which mayks senze. Grem wuz beeg and he got diabeetus – and whut he dyed frum in teh end I think wuz livver-relayted. So – DO NAWT WUNT!!! We will put Dexter on a dyet tho he will nawt like it!

                    • two_kittehs says:

                      vet sayz herz ar helfy and herz is on a diet, but herz wait is not
                      decreasing but has been at 19 ever since I started to control the portion size and gib her helfier opshunz.

              • Meezer Mom says:

                U think dat sum grolws n wun tynee hiss iz bad habitz? Mai kitteh skreems n wiggolz n trais to byt n volunteers all kynds of samples. Teh vetz alwais b nyce but himz perminint rekkord saiz “Careful!!!”

                O teh shaim uv it awl.

                • gremlin says:

                  *gigglols* Yah, mah last kitteh wuz reelly bad at teh vet. Tuk sevral peepuls to hold heem down. He droo blud every tyme, frum wun or moar peepuls. He had a “peenk mark” on hiz folder which ment “be kayrful.” This kitteh Dexter is myld tho. I wuz sorpryzed he got so upset kawz at hoem he is so sweet (cept when he bitees me for whutever reezun).

              • Teh firstest time and for teh longest time onliest time I ever heared Esme hiss was at teh vet. She was always a angel wif me. Even one time when I on accident clipped one of her claws to teh quick, she didn’t screech or yowl or even wiggle. She just lightly took my finger in her mouth as if to say “hey, careful.”

                Oh, and last night I was putting away clean sheets in teh wooden chest at teh foot of my bed. I didn’t notice that Zoe had put her front paws up on teh rim to look inside and when I closed teh lid — thankfully vry gently — it caught her rite front foot. I didn’t know it happened until I heared a vry quiet “hissssss.” She was teh ok; no apparent damage and she accepted reparation in teh form of some treats. But she could’ve been louder and madder if she wanted.

                • gremlin says:

                  Aw, poor Zoe! Dexter lykes to stik his paws and his hed inside teh fridge when teh door is open. A munth ago he put his pawz in and I didn’t notiss when I shut teh door. Wuz just a few sekkunds befoar I saw hiz paws wuz kawt – he meyowled reelly lowd, reelly kwik. I YANKd teh door bak open and chekt to see he wuz OK. I felt lyke a reelly bad fur-mommy after that, but I do nawt think he has put his pawz in teh door sinz then. *sighs* Still mayks me feel bad to think of it. . .

  17. Foxburger says:

    play Ah ha’s “Take me on” over the top of this. Fits perfect.

    • gremlin says:

      Neat! Great idea!

      BTW, I found this vid on YooToob, and teh kitteh’s name is Gizmo. Wun of teh best commints from viewers: “Bob and Weave, bob and weave. Now use the left….USE THE LEFT, Man they never use the left.” *chortle*

  18. Pat says:

    That cat could have been a contender…

  19. thornius says:

    Keep kitteh away fum mai eer!

  20. FluffyB says:

    Teh lol-posting-tyms r reely startin tu cawnfyoos mii. :roll:

  21. FluffyB says:

    … Psst! … Haz aniiwun els asso thot dat, sins wii r watchin teh kitteh watch teh bawksin, mebbe sumwun iz watchin us watchin teh kitteh watchin teh bawksin??? :eek: Et cud awl b a beeg bruvver kunspirasee!!! :shock: Oh teh Huge Manatee!!!

    • Bia says:

      Mai hed! Maek it stop speenneeng!

      • FluffyB says:

        Ohmaigosh! Sawree, did nawt meen tu maek ur hed spin! *hanz Bia cup of tee* Heer, drink sum jasmine tee, et will maek teh spinning stawp! Pleez ty nawt pay tu mush attenshun tu mah ranting, mah imaginashun tends tu get a bit carreed awai wif mii! ;-)

  22. Bia says:

    O hai, I iz still relatiffly noo round heer….me mommah laffed so hrd at dat kitteh!

  23. fuzz on the concept says:

    i are jus glad iz not litter boxing

    • lunarmommy says:

      ooh, taht wuld be pleh.

    • The Fray in the Clay?

      The Punch-Up in the Fresh Step?

      • fuzz on the concept says:

        teh grapple in teh gravvel?
        teh rumble in teh jumble?

        or mebbe jus teh paws dat refreshes

        • Teh Fracas in teh Cacas.

          • EEEEEeeeeWWWW !! Did yoo HAV to say that! :D

            An yes, ai noe yoo did!!

            • *small voice*

              Sry.

              *sly smile*

              • gremlin says:

                *gigglol* But yoo hasta admit, awl of them ar FUNNEH!!!! LCB, yoo mayk me smiol every day! {{{LCB}}} Yoo is teh funniest purrson I noes, on or off teh Interwebs!

                • fuzz on the concept says:

                  hmm … whut to fink of all deese liddle voices in deese litter boxes …

                  *wonderz if teh ‘burglar iz turnin’ liddle japanezy when she sez teh sry when she mean teh sly*

                  • “Turning Japanese”? Moi?

                    *has the vapors*

                    • tessm says:

                      ai rly finkso! (finkso, finkso, finkso)
                      contains possibly the best line in a rock’n'roll song ever:
                      “no sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it’s dark…”

                    • tessm says:

                      :roll: “awaiting moderation”
                      ai rly finkso! (finkso, finkso, finkso)
                      contains possibly the best line in a rock’n’roll song ever:
                      “no s*ks, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it’s dark…”

                • *blushes at whut gremlin sed*

                  Yabbut, u totally saved me from a high place and a troll all at teh same time! U rock. *nods*

                  • gremlin says:

                    Yesh, yesh, I wuz happeh to halp! We sayvs eech uther, Ifinkso.

                    I wuz so glad to see yoo wuzzint on that subway kar that I saw on teh noos. Wuz awful. I thot – oh noes, wuz LCB on ther!

                    Wuz lyke that tyme with teh terrorists in Mumbai, with Moe trappt in teh bilding akross teh street. Yoo gits a wurree, yoo noes. Teh far-away whurld seems kloser and kloser when yoo has teh preshus cheez-frends in so menneh playces!

                    • O, yes, that was teh scary when Moe was trapped! It was amazing tho to be able to hear from her while teh trubbles was still going on. Most peeps get their nooz from peeps online via Twitter and stuffs like that nowadays. If I hadn’t already seen a Breaking News headline on a website I was looking at to research something last night, I woudn’t've heared about teh Metro crash until I looked at Facebook a little later; lots of peeps was talking about it, both from here and around teh country.

                    • cweenmj says:

                      *startz humming*
                      ♪♫
                      itz a whirrld uv laffter, a whirrld uv tearz
                      Itz a whirrld uv hopez, itz a whirrld uf fear
                      Deherz so much dat wii share
                      Dat itz tiym wii’re aware
                      itz a smawl whirld after awl
                      ♪♫
                      Itz a smawl whirrld after awl,
                      Itz a smawl whirrld after awl,
                      Itz a smawl whirrld after awl,
                      Itz a smawl , smawl whirrld.
                      ♪♫
                      Dher iz just wun moon and wun golden sun
                      And a smile meenz frenshipz tu ebbree wun
                      Tho deh mowntinz dee vide
                      adn deh oh shunz ar wide
                      It’z a smawl, smawl, whirrld.
                      ♪♫
                      Itz a smawl whirrld after awl,
                      Itz a smawl whirrld after awl,
                      Itz a smawl whirrld after awl,
                      Itz a smawl, smawl whirrld.
                      ♪♫

  24. Aegis Runestone says:

    That’s cute, awesome and funny. :)

  25. Johnny Mattress says:

    Whiskerweight iz teh smalless kittehgory.

  26. Doodette says:

    Tell me that cat is NOT imitating those moves. Is anyone keeping track of how many biologists are using LOL videos in animal behavior and intelligence studies?

    • Other says:

      I’m keeping track! 1..2…3 *gets distracted by squirrel* darnit! I lost count. =(

    • gremlin says:

      Mebbe that wuld be bilologists. *snerk* Sumbuddy git a researcher in here STAT! And git this kitteh a Bobo doll. We has sum violinz studehs to conduktify!

    • Dblade says:

      That’s not the case. If you follow the link at the end of the film, it leads to a proffessional pet training company. It looks to focus on dogs, but you wonder if this was staged and the cat trained.

  27. honeybl says:

    Nao wii noes wer da kitteh lerns da bocksings fer wen teh goggies wanna plays.

  28. MaddieMudPuddlez says:

    Unsaboree telebiziun gibs kitteh violent tendinsees…

  29. iamakittehcouch says:

    ROFL! LOLKittehs, dey fites bak!

  30. Larana says:

    Dat is epic.

  31. MarkS says:

    Am I the only one imagining the kitty with the voice of Burgess Meredith?

  32. D.R. says:

    Let’s get rrrrrrrrrrready for cheezburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrger! :)

  33. Mike S says:

    It looks like someone is dangling something just over the top of the visible camera range, the cats head is oriented upwards a good percentage of the time. It’s not a very well done fake, and I thought this site was about real shots with funny captions, not fake stuff.

  34. kmj says:

    i love this vid!!

  35. dede says:

    PEW PEw PEW !!!

  36. ranipaints says:

    nun ub dah boksink kittehs @ mai haws. web gotz wun hoopz-kitteh minx whut pretenz sheze lub rawn jamez or kobee, chasink orninj bawl krawz da bokz. hoopz, dere itiz… awl da ubber kittehs fink minx hab sum scruze luce or somefink.

  37. LOLkitty says:

    NOT IN FAC NOT IN FAC

  38. Carissa says:

    That is too funny!

  39. kk says:

    i’ll take on da kitty!!!
    bring it on!!!

  40. Azrael85 says:

    I is training eye of ze tiger, im on kitteh level now !!!

  41. antgon says:

    is that real?!!!? omg

  42. kiyoko_chan says:

    u shudda seeen meh! I wuz champyon n’ younga days!

  43. Meowmeow says:

    ya iz rul funni till evil dog taeks a bite outta kitteh. dun be stoopid plz :(


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