Comments on: Yu read dis one…

By: JDBodine96

JDBodine96 — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 01:10:29 +0000

And it say’s, “Give your cat a cheezburger, and he’ll be full of love.

By: nomnom

nomnom — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:01:29 +0000

Rite baks at uz! Any Cheezfrend who likez books, iz my kind o’ cheezfrend!
Letz nomnom som choklit and champagnes, celebration, I has one!

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 05:31:27 +0000

Y yu R most welcome, nomnom!! Hapy 2 meet yu!

By: nomnom

nomnom — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:29:39 +0000

Hi Oddermudder!
We haz not metz, I iz news here! Extends fuzzy paw/purrs!
DIz iz bestemostezt idears! I habba des fwend wid same ting! I neber tot ob that! Iz havin a habbiz! I askz herz if she wanz! Tanks!

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:44:04 +0000

New or old, ai lub buukz!! Ai haz a thot..iffin sumwon liik mae older fren wif deh pleh-Parkinson’s cud manage deh buttonz itz wud bee grate fur her. No heevy buuk 2 heft’n'turn pgs. Rite naow her hubby readz 2 her, itz sweet!

By: supertuscan

supertuscan — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:36:43 +0000

I notice that some of the good peeps splorts and
has a sad because no one resskews them for a real long tyem
So I is back. No catcatcat lover should has a sad. Not ezer.

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:33:47 +0000

Ohai LD, 3km, Janet et als cheezfrenz!! Ai am back!
Wat a stupy tyme fur mae keyboard to lock adn ‘puter 2 go whakky!! Sew I shut it down and got sum IRL werk done..planted mii pooor tomatoes! =^!^=

By: supertuscan

supertuscan — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:32:47 +0000

o hai JCH4K. is good to meet you.
i waz here longz ago and now i is back.
mostly i has been shnugglin’ up whales cuz I luzzes them a lot,
they gives me teh
xtra whale blubbers and butimus singings

By: supertuscan

supertuscan — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:32:47 +0000

o hai JCH4K. is good to meet you.
i waz here longz ago and now i is back.
mostly i has been shnugglin’ up whales cuz I luzzes them a lot,
they gives me teh
xtra whale blubbers and butimus singings

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:24:47 +0000

Tank-ye als sew much!! Janet dat waz amazink dansdansdans!!! Ai am deh honored! Oh heer, ai brot sum fresh strawberryz *plunkplunkplunk* Eberybodee enjoy berryz inna shampagne! nom! And thankye O&P, tu! dansdans,clinky-clinky,dans!

By: zoeandmir

zoeandmir — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:45:49 +0000

Awlso, Ai, kant reed

By: jd

jd — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:35:46 +0000

I fot it woz when peeps hed from teh Nawty Barn to teh hayloft.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:34:37 +0000

my daddeh had to make trip frum arid zona to perf awstrailya last munf, taked 48 howrs going (inklooding layovers) an 50 howrs coming bakk teh nekst weekend, himz kindle iz wut kept him frum loozing him’s mind on teh trip! (him kant sleep sitting up, so wuz awake during teh entire trips)

By: tessm

tessm — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:10:04 +0000

she sez they will haz pixorz on teh foster blog ASAP!

By: tessm

tessm — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:09:12 +0000

ohai guise! ai haz emayoed catslave an 2minions but but but ai guess u did nawt see it!
plz send me emayo: go to mai profyle, then at the bottom uv paragraff haz mai website. Website haz “contact” page. Ai cud doo either wkend!

By: jd

jd — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:04:03 +0000

Pie-on-ear Skware hazn’t been teh saym since teh Girl who sat dere tu acheeb whirled peas stopped going.

By: catslave

catslave — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:46:26 +0000

Iz hokay Lungdoc! FangQ for the reskue

By: onions and petunias

onions and petunias — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:44:47 +0000

* thinks about doing the dance of the 7 books, like the dance of the 7 veils, but realizes she could probably knock someone out as she tossed books aside*

I think we’re safer if I don’t dance, but am happy to share drinkees and noms! Congrauations, OtherMother!

*nomnom slurpslurp nomnom*

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:41:31 +0000

Oops, sorry catslave, Ai axidently cutanpasted jk2k’s naim in your splort repair. Mai clumsy, let me show you it!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:40:31 +0000

Dingdingdingaoogah! Here comez secondstring substituut CCC again! (So late this time it’ll prolly be another doublerepair, but what the hekk)
*Sweeps up slported brain bits*
*Rinses off with cool green tea wif a littlol mint innit*
*Puts back inside hed, pat pat pat*
*Puts top back on hed, securez with rainbow ducckytaip*
*Covers with CHRG(wdoi)*
*gives jk2k a nais chocklit bunneh wif at least one ear not nommed yet–can’t tell abowt teh other one, it’s been in teh pockit for a whyle*
Rest a while nao, adn keep yur Happi Goggie Gogglols on too.

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:40:01 +0000

not heavy at awl!!1 jest ounces — fitz inna mii purse and aye had awl mii books wif me awl da tyme. And, iffin i finish a bok I kin buy the next wun rite then. Iz grate! and da boks arrr cheeper two!!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:38:14 +0000

It’s berry danjeruss 2 splort at teh bottum uv teh fred – lukkee Ai waz passin bye!

*sweep up cs’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:36:55 +0000

Wel, ifn wii noed dey wuz der, dey wudint bees unnercubbers, nao wud dey?

By: catslave

catslave — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:32:57 +0000

Just ONE word …. *SPLORT*

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:32:18 +0000

OOh! Sownds liek paradize, aifinkso! Just reading the link you gave us downthread makes me want to make teh trip…if only to drive through all those places with wonderful names (Abergavenny, Crickhowell, Talgarth…) between London & Hay-on-Wye! And then all those bookstores—*pant, pant, hyperventilate*

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:31:37 +0000

Oooooooo – BUKS!! Ai lubs teh buks, awl kynds ob buks …. Wii gots teh stoar heer, Teh Buk Deepow, wuts jus a beeg ole wearhows ful ob teh reemayndurd buks. Dey hassin teh ‘boks sael’ neks weeekend. Yu paes abowt $30 in teh Canayjun munees foar a boks dats arownd 20x14x10 inches, an den yu fillet wiv wutebbur yu wants frum teh speshul raks an tablols – ownlee rool bees dat teh boks flaps hasta clows flat nawt buljee. Las tiem ai did dat, ai gottid abowt sebentee buks – wuz LUBLI! Butt (*!*) ai prollee nawt goin dis tiem – stoopee bujit. *sulks*

By: West River rat

West River rat — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:31:11 +0000

When teh kittehz hid under teh cubbers of korse

By: catslave

catslave — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:30:23 +0000

wantz Pictures Plzthnx..

By: onions and petunias

onions and petunias — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:28:29 +0000

OMCC! Wow! She is amazing! FOAR babies??!! I hazza impressed! Doz babies be lucky …

By: catslave

catslave — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:28:06 +0000

Ohai JD!

I wud liek to come tew teh Pord land Cheezmeet !! zI wuz finking dat it could bea at teh Star$ at Pie-on-ear Carthorse Nawt round, but Powells iz ok wif me.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:23:41 +0000

Aifink it wuz Bluesfan hoo added dem 2 teh splort purrtekshun sum tiem ago.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:22:32 +0000

Cud bee, ai suppose. Ai dint eben NOE we had undercubber cheezpeeps!! Wehn did THIS happen???

By: jd

jd — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:21:37 +0000

*** Cawl Foar Interested Portlander Cheezpeeps! ***
.
It wud be fun to hab a cheezmeet in Powells, eiber dis weekend oar negst, iffen der aer any intrested cheezpeeps in teh Portland Oregon area. Can anywun who iz inrtested reply to dis oar messij me?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:21:04 +0000

See?? When yoo ar . . .nawt tetting teh meening ov sumthing – just ask! An so bai an bai sumwun will com an halp – moast ov teh taim.

We awl hav to ask sumtaims. Lotz ov stuff ai dont get! Tho – ai’m getting bedder.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:19:15 +0000

Oshure! Yur welkom! Ai hoap you has a good tyme playing here! Some of teh capshuns get a littlol obskewer for teh newer vizitorz becaws of reference to older LOLs (e.g. orange=poysin, lolrus bukkits, adn liek taht) so anityme yur baffloled, just ask somebodi–yu’ll prolly be doin a favor to a bunch of confuzzled lurkers! (Taht’s how us ex-lurkers learned most of the local lore aifinkso–by benefiting from teh kwestions posted by teh recentlee delurked!)

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:18:51 +0000

WOW! supertuscan! Taht wuz sum reskyew! Awlmoast purrrfekt!
An. . .ai dont think ai eben noe hoo yoo ar!!! Ai reelee HAV mist a lot!

So – ohai, supertuscan! Ai am moastlee cawled JCH4K – an it iz nice to maek yur akwaintance! Hav yoo bin her long?

By: jd

jd — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:17:53 +0000

I fot dur wur sum dat wur CHRG wo/doi, fore undercubber cheezpeeps.

By: jd

jd — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:15:58 +0000

Powulls iz big, yesh. Adn bery wundermusiful. (Sownds lyke der aer lots ob us Portland Oregon cheezpeeps heer.) My fabrit playc iz Hay-on-Wye, wib 30 bookstores, many teh size ob Powells. Iz awlsew a danjrus plays for bookpeeps wib credit cards.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:15:17 +0000

An ai toadtallee mist wehn teh HGGs came to bee! Musta bin sum taim wile ai wuz away. . . wich haz bin a lot.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:14:11 +0000

Awl CHRGs com wif drawings. Itz akshoolee part ov teh nayme. CHRG(wdoi). Tray dish an alley, teh drawing ar ov piggeh fayces an elefantee behines, becuz Ambercat wuz in charj ov teh drawing – an that’s awl she cud do!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:12:12 +0000

U shud haz sum HGGs den!

By: moe

moe — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:10:15 +0000

ah, yez, fankew annipuss! ai had furgetted teh HGG! my branes haz splorted sew menny tiems dat dey nawt remememembers sew gud enny moer.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:09:16 +0000

Oh mai!! Ai can haz a dazzled!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:07:58 +0000

No – ai think awl ov us luv teh reel buks. Ai think – teh way ai reed – teh Kindle wud bee hard. Ai skip awl ober!!

but – mite be gud fur long trips! Izzit very hevee??

By: robbevonscholle

robbevonscholle — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:06:58 +0000

wuz purplex… prul.. was nawt getting meaning of teh capshun. But after reecon.. r.. erm ovur-finkin I’z undrstood

gut rlly fanks fur offuring your halp, verree mutsh appreshiatid! <3

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:05:56 +0000

Yay!!! OtherMother! Hao egg sighting!!!

Ai will do teh happy dans of joi fur yoo an wif yoo!

*dans dans dans
Kik up heels left
Kik up heels rite
Twerl twerl twerl
Swoop n glyde rite
Swoop n glyde left
dans dans dans
JAZZ PAWS!!!
THAT wuz fun!
*pop* taht iz teh shamperz ai browt wif mee
*pores out teh shamperz in lots ov glasses*
*klink* To OtherMother!!! An hur Nawt Second Nawt Second!! ;D

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:02:53 +0000

Ai wud go buy it – but ai iz nawt allowed owtsied… an ai duzzint haz pokkitz fur munnies.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:00:24 +0000

Dey aer Happi Goggie Goggles (Liek a goggie wud ware wen him stikks hiz hedd owt uv teh car windo wen goin fast!)

By: moe

moe — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:57:32 +0000

whut be HGG? did ai miss dis, awr did ai furgetted it?

By: jd

jd — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:52:37 +0000

I willz summrize:
.
1. Awl your base/fings/monies/cheezburgerz/nip aer belong tu me
2. Yore bed belongs tu me
3. Yore life belongs to me
4. Yore mind belongs tu me
5. yu aer to blaym foar ebryfing I do, unless der’s a convenient goggie