Yu read dis one…
Yu read dis one… Den go back to da bookstore and getz me a copy of “Dummies for Kittens” so eberybuddy will be up to speed, k?
remember 2 reed teh cheezburger chapter.
Picture by: Debbie4747. Caption by: thegr8sara via Advanced Lol Builder
Oh gud, excuse to go to bokstore!
Congo-rats on ur nawt-sekkund! im shure sumwun will b aroun shortly tu gib yu gifts n stuffs
Buukstoars ar danjrus playsis fur me tu go.
*dansdans-solonawtsekkund-dansdans* Hao shud we sillybrayt?
Doesn’t go intew “Powells Bookstore” in Port-land Oregyun. You’ll get losted. Wondermus plais.
Hubcat’n'ai waz jus dere in March during our 25th sillibratshun weakend!!! ‘Tiz a wundermus plaze!!
Datz a beeeg 4 shure!
Powulls iz big, yesh. Adn bery wundermusiful. (Sownds lyke der aer lots ob us Portland Oregon cheezpeeps heer.) My fabrit playc iz Hay-on-Wye, wib 30 bookstores, many teh size ob Powells. Iz awlsew a danjrus plays for bookpeeps wib credit cards.
OOh! Sownds liek paradize, aifinkso! Just reading the link you gave us downthread makes me want to make teh trip…if only to drive through all those places with wonderful names (Abergavenny, Crickhowell, Talgarth…) between London & Hay-on-Wye! And then all those bookstores—*pant, pant, hyperventilate*
*** Cawl Foar Interested Portlander Cheezpeeps! ***
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It wud be fun to hab a cheezmeet in Powells, eiber dis weekend oar negst, iffen der aer any intrested cheezpeeps in teh Portland Oregon area. Can anywun who iz inrtested reply to dis oar messij me?
Ohai JD!
I wud liek to come tew teh Pord land Cheezmeet !! zI wuz finking dat it could bea at teh Star$ at Pie-on-ear Carthorse Nawt round, but Powells iz ok wif me.
Pie-on-ear Skware hazn’t been teh saym since teh Girl who sat dere tu acheeb whirled peas stopped going.
ohai guise! ai haz emayoed catslave an 2minions but but but ai guess u did nawt see it!
plz send me emayo: go to mai profyle, then at the bottom uv paragraff haz mai website. Website haz “contact” page. Ai cud doo either wkend!
Lettus Dansdansdans’n'raize a glass uv sumtem lovely 2 drinky *clinky-clink!*
It’z mae bery nawt-sekund nawt-sekund ebber!!1!
Yea! hapydans kikuppa heelz twirrlz twirz aron yea!
Yay! Dat maykz it teh eggstra-speshul!
*dansdans-noomembur-dans-NSclub-dansdans*
Yay!!! OtherMother! Hao egg sighting!!!
Ai will do teh happy dans of joi fur yoo an wif yoo!
*dans dans dans
Kik up heels left
Kik up heels rite
Twerl twerl twerl
Swoop n glyde rite
Swoop n glyde left
dans dans dans
JAZZ PAWS!!!
THAT wuz fun!
*pop* taht iz teh shamperz ai browt wif mee
*pores out teh shamperz in lots ov glasses*
*klink* To OtherMother!!! An hur Nawt Second Nawt Second!! ;D
* thinks about doing the dance of the 7 books, like the dance of the 7 veils, but realizes she could probably knock someone out as she tossed books aside*
I think we’re safer if I don’t dance, but am happy to share drinkees and noms! Congrauations, OtherMother!
*nomnom slurpslurp nomnom*
Tank-ye als sew much!! Janet dat waz amazink dansdansdans!!! Ai am deh honored! Oh heer, ai brot sum fresh strawberryz *plunkplunkplunk* Eberybodee enjoy berryz inna shampagne! nom! And thankye O&P, tu! dansdans,clinky-clinky,dans!
i gots mii wun ub dose Kindlez from Amazon – now I nawt hafta ta go to da storee — jest order onna da Kindle itselfz and getz da book inna 5 minootes! Berry goodz –
Oyesh, mai aunt got teh Kindle adn lieks it lots; can make words bigger if she wants to adn keep lotsa books wifout taykin up storage space IRL; fun to push teh buttons too! Ai still prefurrs teh real paper-adn-cloth books, tho–holdem, smellem, turn teh pages–aaaah. But maybe taht’s jus me?
Oh yess! I luv, luv,luv a new hard cover book tu howld!
No – ai think awl ov us luv teh reel buks. Ai think – teh way ai reed – teh Kindle wud bee hard. Ai skip awl ober!!
but – mite be gud fur long trips! Izzit very hevee??
not heavy at awl!!1 jest ounces — fitz inna mii purse and aye had awl mii books wif me awl da tyme. And, iffin i finish a bok I kin buy the next wun rite then. Iz grate! and da boks arrr cheeper two!!
my daddeh had to make trip frum arid zona to perf awstrailya last munf, taked 48 howrs going (inklooding layovers) an 50 howrs coming bakk teh nekst weekend, himz kindle iz wut kept him frum loozing him’s mind on teh trip! (him kant sleep sitting up, so wuz awake during teh entire trips)
Oooooooo – BUKS!! Ai lubs teh buks, awl kynds ob buks …. Wii gots teh stoar heer, Teh Buk Deepow, wuts jus a beeg ole wearhows ful ob teh reemayndurd buks. Dey hassin teh ‘boks sael’ neks weeekend. Yu paes abowt $30 in teh Canayjun munees foar a boks dats arownd 20×14x10 inches, an den yu fillet wiv wutebbur yu wants frum teh speshul raks an tablols – ownlee rool bees dat teh boks flaps hasta clows flat nawt buljee. Las tiem ai did dat, ai gottid abowt sebentee buks – wuz LUBLI! Butt (*!*) ai prollee nawt goin dis tiem – stoopee bujit. *sulks*
Ohai LD, 3km, Janet et als cheezfrenz!! Ai am back!
Wat a stupy tyme fur mae keyboard to lock adn ‘puter 2 go whakky!! Sew I shut it down and got sum IRL werk done..planted mii pooor tomatoes! =^!^=
New or old, ai lub buukz!! Ai haz a thot..iffin sumwon liik mae older fren wif deh pleh-Parkinson’s cud manage deh buttonz itz wud bee grate fur her. No heevy buuk 2 heft’n'turn pgs. Rite naow her hubby readz 2 her, itz sweet!
Hi Oddermudder!
We haz not metz, I iz news here! Extends fuzzy paw/purrs!
DIz iz bestemostezt idears! I habba des fwend wid same ting! I neber tot ob that! Iz havin a habbiz! I askz herz if she wanz! Tanks!
Y yu R most welcome, nomnom!! Hapy 2 meet yu!
Rite baks at uz! Any Cheezfrend who likez books, iz my kind o’ cheezfrend!
Letz nomnom som choklit and champagnes, celebration, I has one!
Y fank-ye, Lolnathan! * Extendz hapy paw uv frendship * Hab wii met? Ai cant ‘membr az ai iz soo excited!! =^!^=
ohai ebberywun!
ai hijak thred foar just a minnit plz foar IMPOARTANT NOUNSMINT.
Ennywun going to cheezmeet in VLC at prysma-kitteh’s howse: bee shure to pak ur CHRGs!! Becauz… (drum roll)
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PK has brotted hoam FOAR MOAR foster kittehs!!
“Oh — three girls and a boy, I think. Two beautiful pale silver tabbies, both girls, and two gorgeous dark sort of graphite-coloured tabbies, one girl and one boy. I gave them a little kitten milk, and they’re nibbling on a bit of Babycat crunchies.”
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O MAI!! PK iz an awesum lyfe-sayver, foar shur. mai hat iz awf too her!!
ennyway, sew plz to bee careful wiv teh high splort potentshul, as shee duz nawt rilly need moar cleanin chorez to do.
Oh mai!! Ai can haz a dazzled!!
OMCC! Wow! She is amazing! FOAR babies??!! I hazza impressed! Doz babies be lucky …
wantz Pictures Plzthnx..
she sez they will haz pixorz on teh foster blog ASAP!
Beleef meh. Derz fingz in heer u need tu kno.
I willz summrize:
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1. Awl your base/fings/monies/cheezburgerz/nip aer belong tu me
2. Yore bed belongs tu me
3. Yore life belongs to me
4. Yore mind belongs tu me
5. yu aer to blaym foar ebryfing I do, unless der’s a convenient goggie
Whoooop!Whoooop! Extreeme splort alert heer!!!
Ohai, sry, ai got 2 excited, ai gues, Ahh, to splort means to blow yer brainz all over bc yu see a cute kitteh ADN doant hab yur “chickyhatyrubberglovehat” awn tite wif duk tape. (hope nubee-mii got dat rite) Kindlee cheezfrenz warn each uber uv deh extreeme cuteness wen wii can. =^!^=
Ohai, sry, ai got 2 excited, ai gues, Ahh, to splort means to blow yer brainz all over bc yu see a cute kitteh ADN doant hab yur “chickyyrubberglovehat” awn tite wif duk tape. (hope nubee-mii got dat rite) Kindlee cheezfrenz warn each uber uv deh extreeme cuteness wen wii can. =^!^=
Maybe yu cans fynd cute kitteh book ober in dis plays.
kjwait far from last akshullee
but… ai sumhao dun git tihs… ’splein sum-wun? ;_;
Sorry, rekwest needz clarifyinz; need ’splein of teh pixure or of teh immediately overhead comment abowt splort? If teh latter, OtherMother has taken cair of taht aifinkso. If teh former, ask again plz. It’s always fine to ask kwestions arownd heer! Mani halpful folks!
wuz purplex… prul.. was nawt getting meaning of teh capshun. But after reecon.. r.. erm ovur-finkin I’z undrstood
gut rlly fanks fur offuring your halp, verree mutsh appreshiatid! <3
Oshure! Yur welkom! Ai hoap you has a good tyme playing here! Some of teh capshuns get a littlol obskewer for teh newer vizitorz becaws of reference to older LOLs (e.g. orange=poysin, lolrus bukkits, adn liek taht) so anityme yur baffloled, just ask somebodi–yu’ll prolly be doin a favor to a bunch of confuzzled lurkers! (Taht’s how us ex-lurkers learned most of the local lore aifinkso–by benefiting from teh kwestions posted by teh recentlee delurked!)
See?? When yoo ar . . .nawt tetting teh meening ov sumthing – just ask! An so bai an bai sumwun will com an halp – moast ov teh taim.
We awl hav to ask sumtaims. Lotz ov stuff ai dont get! Tho – ai’m getting bedder.
oooo noooooo….
splort.
Dingdingdingaoogah! Here comez secondstring substituut CCC!
*Sweeps up slported brain bits*
*Rinses off with cool waterz*
*Puts back inside hed, pat pat pat*
*Puts top back on hed, securez with rainbow ducckytaip*
*Covers with CHRG(wdoi)*
*gives jk2k a nais chocklit bunneh wif ears not nommed yet*
Rest a while nao, okeh? Yull be fien.
Dun worry, jk2kitteh, I halp
Dingdingding dribing teh CCC wif a expertize bezzer than doublol o’ sebens James Bond
*sweep up branes an rinse wiv exra low carb lemonlime sumpin’ wet*
*pakk dem carbully (get bakk bakk bakk) into teh hedd an replaces teh bonked bonez*
*winds winds winds wiv dekaratib dukky dukky dukky taeps *
*shnaps awn fresh CHRG(wif installnation of xtra protecshun whalefatblubers)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inn floofy cheezfrenz blankie an gib sum hawt chonklit an a chonklit raccacoon*
Dare, now pleze to rest a while, an doan luk at teh bebbeh kittehs for two whole minutes. Ok?
WOW! supertuscan! Taht wuz sum reskyew! Awlmoast purrrfekt!
Ai reelee HAV mist a lot!
An. . .ai dont think ai eben noe hoo yoo ar!!!
So – ohai, supertuscan! Ai am moastlee cawled JCH4K – an it iz nice to maek yur akwaintance! Hav yoo bin her long?
o hai JCH4K. is good to meet you.
i waz here longz ago and now i is back.
mostly i has been shnugglin’ up whales cuz I luzzes them a lot,
they gives me teh
xtra whale blubbers and butimus singings
o hai JCH4K. is good to meet you.
i waz here longz ago and now i is back.
mostly i has been shnugglin’ up whales cuz I luzzes them a lot,
they gives me teh
xtra whale blubbers and butimus singings
I notice that some of the good peeps splorts and
has a sad because no one resskews them for a real long tyem
So I is back. No catcatcat lover should has a sad. Not ezer.
*luuks up weeklee*
ohai, fankees tew lungdoc an supertuscan (izzat teh wyne? yum!)
dat wuz juss tew …..
*luuksawaiwifakwikniss*
mmmm choklit….
yes i is a cheezfrienly wine cuvee
- good wif a ros bif, a blubber, and ebben teh
chonklit azzert!
Ur trayning begins nao, hyoomin!
Puts on CHRG and HGG
Ready for cuddels!
Iz yore CHRG wib oar wibowt dezines on it?
Awl CHRGs com wif drawings. Itz akshoolee part ov teh nayme. CHRG(wdoi).
Tray dish an alley, teh drawing ar ov piggeh fayces an elefantee behines, becuz Ambercat wuz in charj ov teh drawing – an that’s awl she cud do!
I fot dur wur sum dat wur CHRG wo/doi, fore undercubber cheezpeeps.
Cud bee, ai suppose. Ai dint eben NOE we had undercubber cheezpeeps!!
Wehn did THIS happen???
When teh kittehz hid under teh cubbers of korse
I fot it woz when peeps hed from teh Nawty Barn to teh hayloft.
Wel, ifn wii noed dey wuz der, dey wudint bees unnercubbers, nao wud dey?
whut be HGG? did ai miss dis, awr did ai furgetted it?
Dey aer Happi Goggie Goggles (Liek a goggie wud ware wen him stikks hiz hedd owt uv teh car windo wen goin fast!)
ah, yez, fankew annipuss! ai had furgetted teh HGG! my branes haz splorted sew menny tiems dat dey nawt remememembers sew gud enny moer.
U shud haz sum HGGs den!
An ai toadtallee mist wehn teh HGGs came to bee! Musta bin sum taim wile ai wuz away. . . wich haz bin a lot.
Aifink it wuz Bluesfan hoo added dem 2 teh splort purrtekshun sum tiem ago.
Ai wud go buy it – but ai iz nawt allowed owtsied… an ai duzzint haz pokkitz fur munnies.
Awlso, Ai, kant reed
Just ONE word …. *SPLORT*
It’s berry danjeruss 2 splort at teh bottum uv teh fred – lukkee Ai waz passin bye!
*sweep up cs’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez
Dingdingdingaoogah! Here comez secondstring substituut CCC again! (So late this time it’ll prolly be another doublerepair, but what the hekk)
*Sweeps up slported brain bits*
*Rinses off with cool green tea wif a littlol mint innit*
*Puts back inside hed, pat pat pat*
*Puts top back on hed, securez with rainbow ducckytaip*
*Covers with CHRG(wdoi)*
*gives jk2k a nais chocklit bunneh wif at least one ear not nommed yet–can’t tell abowt teh other one, it’s been in teh pockit for a whyle*
Rest a while nao, adn keep yur Happi Goggie Gogglols on too.
Oops, sorry catslave, Ai axidently cutanpasted jk2k’s naim in your splort repair. Mai clumsy, let me show you it!
Iz hokay Lungdoc! FangQ for the reskue
And it say’s, “Give your cat a cheezburger, and he’ll be full of love.