Comments on: kitteh

By: Lolkitteh12

Lolkitteh12 — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:37:53 +0000

oh mah god, lolz ftw

By: Adam

Adam — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:40:50 +0000

Wheres the computer?

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:38:40 +0000

*joyns Maxmommy and PH at teh Meddow*

Maxmommy, I so sawree for yor loss. {{Maxmommy and kittehs}}

By: eubie

eubie — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:16:44 +0000

Only a good mama thinks of the kitty and what’s best for him ahead of what’s easiest for her, and Max knows that and loves you for it {{{{{Maxmommy}}}}

By: luvscatsva

luvscatsva — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:51:46 +0000

You tew are crazy- but in a gud way!! {{{PK and seanya}}}

By: Onion

Onion — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:47:37 +0000

Spidr kitteh, spidr kitteh, duz wutever a spidr kitteh duz.

By: Troll E Troll

Troll E Troll — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:30:50 +0000

Iz teh nommed burd-awn-teh-wire aifinkso.

By: PootyTat

PootyTat — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:11:43 +0000

I’ve heard of “Bird-on-a-wire” but this is something completely different!!

By: onions and petunias

onions and petunias — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:51:35 +0000

{{{{Maxmommy}}}} it is never easy.

By: thechancer

thechancer — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:29:54 +0000

whaaHAAAaaa Gaspez what hapent

By: Troll E Troll

Troll E Troll — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:09:49 +0000

Ohai, U has a messij

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:52:35 +0000

LCB! Hur wuz tryin to steel Red’s stolin fyremenz…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:47:08 +0000

but then, tehre appeered akrost teh road, a slinky masked figyur…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:46:14 +0000

to maek fings wurser, him forgotted teh clovespins so her had to hangin on by her pawz.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:44:27 +0000

….to leed to hur howse….

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:41:43 +0000

rhsb, in cartoon style, say maybe a la roadrunner/wileycayote, pickupped da road adn moo’vd it.

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:39:18 +0000

*ebil grin: wonders if we should azk LcB if she be SURE she’s okay from da subway in see dent*

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:38:14 +0000

tehn teh firemanz camed rushing in thems big red trukks, but….

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:36:56 +0000

well, duh. you’re s’posed to be standin on yer head gargling peanut budder.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:36:46 +0000

haz yoo tryed dansnig nekkid in a cirkul three times an sakrifising a trol?

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:35:40 +0000

twas a dork n stromy night when
*fwoooooooooosh* a fire strated from a lited zippo thrown from rhsb’s General Direkshun…

By: tessm

tessm — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:33:16 +0000

oh, ai maded nouncemint onna two preeveeus lolz! ai kinda missed this wun, iz dinnertyme heer.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:31:07 +0000

My biggist grype wuz dat dey want u to do awl sorts of stoopid stuff befoar dey “get down to bizniss” an FIX teh blastid fing!

Unpluggin ebery fone inna howse an pluggin teh modem in2 ebery owtlet iz nawt gonna do it. Neethur iz standin awn my hed, clikkin my heels an singin, “My baloney hazza nawt-sekkund naym…”

By: tessm

tessm — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:30:59 +0000

{{{Maxmommy}}}

By: onions and petunias

onions and petunias — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:29:00 +0000

*head desk*
nebber mind. Ai figured it out.

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:27:20 +0000

thnx for da simpa teas, rhsb. i like to hear a furrin acksent from da otter side 0 da whirrled, but not when i hazza bork’d sumfing or otter, not so much. e.g. when device kittehz use fur da goggie torture chamber [aka washing machine] waz borked, da serivce contrakt peeps anserr’d my call in Coast A’rrrrika. lovely country, nice guy on da fone, iz not his fawlt he not unnerstand my prollem…

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:20:18 +0000

PK! *schmoo*
Aaawww, its teh itteh bitteh cuddle puddle! You and Seanya hab teh biggest harts. Iffn I sees your common sense I will lets u noe.

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:17:44 +0000

Ohai LCB! Glad to hear ur teh safe. Hope teh pleh flu goes away soon. {{{LCB}}}

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:15:05 +0000

{{{{{Maxmommy}}}}}

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:11:30 +0000

{{{maryO}}}

I knoes teh aggravayshunz u be feline.

Owr innernets wuz owt awl day Caturday an mahm an I wuz argyooin abowt who wuz gonna cawl teh DSL peeplols. “U gonna cawl dem!” “No, U gonna cawl dem!”

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:10:20 +0000

U might be on to something, there.

*orders elebenty cases of Red Bull to be delibbered to GP’s cubiclol.*

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:09:02 +0000

*wonders if we could substitoot a certain wee guinea pig for da hamster…*

By: onions and petunias

onions and petunias — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:07:40 +0000

what are the hay balez for?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:07:04 +0000

Guies, I jes heered awn teh noos dat fwee-fowzand peeplols be wifowt lektriks in 3km’s town! Hur mite be inna dark rite now.

**frowz zippo in 3km’s general direkshun**

By: onions and petunias

onions and petunias — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:05:57 +0000

high wire act … werkin without a net

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:51:32 +0000

I kinda had a feeling.

My stoopy connection drops a lot. I has teh DSL because teh cablol serviss here is not so grate, ackshully, according to my naybors, and we doesn’t has teh FIOS here yet. I think teh DSL hamster gets tired and teh serviss stops until they can install a fresh hamster.

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:50:11 +0000

((((((Maxmommy)))))))

By: judson

judson — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:50:11 +0000

Kitteh is P.O.ed dat her contact nebber showed – de bastid hung her owt to dry.

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:48:09 +0000

Fangs, 2M! Ai haded a reel teechifyin jawb until summer bakashun kame. Nao ai is lukin fur a jawb agin. :S

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:47:07 +0000

how did you know i had my ax owt? waz getting teh reddy to use it on ATT DSL redtaperatzenfratzenuselessness trying to get peeps in Indja to halp get me back on line.
*muttermuttermutteralwaysgoesoutwhenitrain*

By: Maus

Maus — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:46:54 +0000

Fanks fren. “Later” is whatever it is. I think bed is the best for me at teh momunt. Nighty night all…

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:46:41 +0000

Sorree tew heer abowt da Martian Deth Flu… haz many Martians dyd? Hoaps yew is well on way tew recobery… ai unnerstands abowt bean the buzi buzi!

By: 2minions

2minions — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:45:15 +0000

Ohai, BDM!!! Sorry to butt (!) in, but tihs is teh bestest nooz!
.
Ai remembembers hao longcat it tuk fur teh stoodnt teechy fing to get started. An nao yu can has license an a REEL JOB!!!
.
Rownd up teh conga rats!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:44:15 +0000

Ooh, sounds major. But I has a ginormous bizzy teh next several days. Friday would be teh firstest day I could possibly be in teh LBT production office.

And ur not a bummer. If u gots some prollem to share, u can share wif us, like teh redhed sed.

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:43:58 +0000

Ai lyked yr idea ub synkronized car dansin fur the LOLympics… wii shud start kampaynin nao fur eet

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:42:14 +0000

Oooh! Shiny. *stares slackjawed at shiny thing for a few whiles*

I is teh ok. Just trying to get over teh Martian Deth Flu that knocked me out teh past many days. Bizzy at work, gots some outside projects to keep me off teh streets and outta peeps valyoobuls, that kine of stuffs.

By: Maus

Maus — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:41:11 +0000

Hey LCB! Sorry to be a bummer. Tell ya whut… Let’s put together (tomorrow or later) a LBT production of Vacantlot, like we started a few weeks weeks weeks ago. That wud be nice…

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:41:02 +0000

Werd UP!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:38:35 +0000

Can I trade that for Get Out of Debriefing Free furever? Or does that come with?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:37:43 +0000

O hai. Yes, I is teh safe. Thx for axing!