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yu mai kamyoonikate nao!
Ohai, burd-brane!
Conga-rats awn ur solo nawt-sekkund!
I has icee kreem cayk left ovur frum yesterday ifn u want sum! Dere’s plenny foar eberywun!
Ohai redhed fren! Icee kreem cayk! Mai faybrite! Fankees! Yu haz tatur chipees? Ai lyke tu micks chips intu my melted icee kreem.
Tatur chipz? Um….okay….
**digz in fud stash**
Yup! Heer ya go – ruffloled, nawt-ruffloled, bbq, sowur kreem an unyun, an lotsa uthur flaburs!
Nock urself owt!
Yumm, plain aor ruffloled iz gud! **krushez chips wif fowrk intu meltee iccee creem** Yewziz spuun tu scoop up mickstshur** **sitz bak an patz tummee**
O bytehway, wut dans yu gonna du furr me? HuhHuhHuh?
I gibbed yoo icee-kreem kayk an u wanna me to DANSE alsew?!?!?!
Sheesh….
Geez, due ai hab tu gib yu teekillya oar wut? Iz mai nawt-sekkund nawt sekkund, solo ineeway, aifinkedso mai FRENZ wur spozed tu gib drinkees and danses! Nao go get yur seben bales an DANS!
**waytes wiffa impayshunz**
Aifink ur supposed to tayk part in teh sillybrayshuns, PH — nawt haz sumwun perform fur u.
Ai mite hasta try dat tater chips wif icee creem fing. Ai lubs gud saltee fronsch fries wif mah vanillol shaeks — teh chips fing mayks sense.
**goez to luuk foar seben hay balez**
Dere’s sum arown heer, butt it mite tayk a whiel to get dem mooved to teh rite playse.
**walks awf grumblolin abowt ungrateful frenz**
Ohai red! Korm bax! Wayte, wii can haz synkronized car danin! Ai wall dansdansdans wif yew!
PH- ai will do a liddle tap tappity dans- ta tap tappity tap, spin, tap, kick, ta dah!!
****klappity klappity!*** Yewz a purrfeshunul? Yewz lyke Shirlee Timpel!** Weared yu git dem shooz?
**rayzes hed, eers perk up**
BDM???
**runs to BDM an pownses awn hur, in a frenlee way**
I has missded yoo!
I lubs teh synkronyzed car dansin eyedea! Mebbe wii can korry-graff sumfin, lyk teh old volkswagen commershul? “Da da da…”
*schmoo* Ohai red! Yesh, ai hopes ai iz back to stay and play… haz bean the buzi buzi!
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Yesh, wii shud korm up wif a synkronized car dansdans…
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“wave yer hands inna ayr lyk yew doan kare…” *wavin arms*
Werd UP!
Ai lyked yr idea ub synkronized car dansin fur the LOLympics… wii shud start kampaynin nao fur eet
**comez runnin bak in, out ov breff**
Foargit teh hay balez. I has fownd sumfin BEDDUR!
I finkso I has fownded sum blakmayle foar owr own burd-brane. U finkso hur thot DIS wud evur mayk it to YooToob?
OMCC- dat wuz helaireyush!!!
PFtt!!! Datz nawt me, datz mai cuzzin! yew jist jellus cuz hurz gawt rivvim!
Hurz gawt rivvim, yesh hur du, hurz gawt rivvim, hao bowt yu?
Sawree, jist hadda flashbakk tu mai cheerleedun koach days. **eesh**
Mai nayburr, doh, hazza burdee sinkchewary, wif lyke firty burdees. Us burdees awffin outlib hour ownurs, den are abandoned.
**nods hed**
Uh-huh…..yah……nawt u……ur cuzzin….
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite…
what are the hay balez for?
*head desk*
nebber mind. Ai figured it out.
Iz cats cradle.
Lyk dis?
Oar dis?
Warning, cud be offensib to sum.
**crickets**
OK, OT here, no apologies, would awl mai cheezpeeps in the DC area pleez check in and let me know you’re ok, there was a BAD metro train accident today, I know LCB is in this area. **says prayer for all on trains**
For those not from this area, the metro is sort of like the subway in and around the DC area.
Amen! Oh CC save & protect als deh riderz, bless teh 1st responderz & medical folkz wif deh steady handz & clear mindz! {{{DC cheezpeeps}}}
OH yess I saw that awn da news, an first thing I thot uf wuz cheezfriends. *crosses paws in hopes ebberwun ok*
*cross eberyfing and hopes ebberwun ok*
O hai, and thx for thinking of me. I is teh fine. I don’t take Metro to work and in any event would not have been on that part of teh system unless I got seriously distracted by something shiny. I live and work in a totally different part of town.
*has a concern and a hopeful for all teh peeps on teh trains and for their famblies*
***pounces awn LCB and gib hur beeg hugz** Aiz glad yur ok! Ai awlais hazza wurree bowt mai frens in teh DC, Ai nose wen ai wurked up dere ai wud go awl obur teh playce cuz sew convenient wif teh metro!
**breeves beeg sy ov reeleef fur LCB, hopes inee udder cheezfrenz in dat area are OK**
**schmooz LCB awn hur floofey whyte hed**
**gibs LCB awl teh shinee stuffz hur haz**
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*hugs back, then gets a deep breaf and brushes colorful feathers offa slinky catburgular suit.*
Some peeps on teh facebook was asking after me, too. Is teh touching. This is a big area, though. It might turn out that peeps I know from work was on teh trains but no one closer to me was harmed, AFAIK.
Iz hard tu be sew popyewlur.
Ai nose how yu feel, lawts ov mai frenz wurk up dere. My mom-parrothead libs in Aluzandreea, an hurz kwite teh trabellur, alwais going sumwears. Butt(!) ai tawwked tu hur allready.
Gud tew noes! Glad yew waz nawt hurted or deded. *schmoo*!
Thx! And how u is? I haven’t seen u for a lot of whiles and has been wonderin’ whut’s up wif u.
Ohai LCB! *schmoo* Here is a shiney fing fur yew. Ai haz no idea whut it is oar duz, butt (heheheh) it is shiney!
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Ai had a wundermaus stewdent teechifyin, and da teechifyer dat ai was werkin wif went anna maternity leeb durin mah last week week week as stewdent teechifyer, and gotted mah lysenz rite awai and werkeded in mah classroom fur 4 week week weeks as a real libe mafs teechifyer!
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Mah boifren an ai had a nite tewgevver da friday after ai turned in da grades fur mah students, tew sillybrate, and nao ai is lookin fur a jawb…
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Dats abowt wuts gnu wif me. Hao yew is?
Oooh! Shiny. *stares slackjawed at shiny thing for a few whiles*
I is teh ok. Just trying to get over teh Martian Deth Flu that knocked me out teh past many days. Bizzy at work, gots some outside projects to keep me off teh streets and outta peeps valyoobuls, that kine of stuffs.
Sorree tew heer abowt da Martian Deth Flu… haz many Martians dyd? Hoaps yew is well on way tew recobery… ai unnerstands abowt bean the buzi buzi!
Ohai, BDM!!! Sorry to butt (!) in, but tihs is teh bestest nooz!
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Ai remembembers hao longcat it tuk fur teh stoodnt teechy fing to get started. An nao yu can has license an a REEL JOB!!!
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Rownd up teh conga rats!
yesh, yesh, yesh..
{{{{{LCB}}}}}}
{{{Maxmommy}}}
{{{{{LCB}}}}} Fank CC u iz ok. U wuz teh nawt sekkund purrrrsun ai thotted abowt wen ai herd abowt teh crash.
CC, plz to watchin ober teh viktims & der frendz/famblees & teh nawt-sekkund responders & der frendz/famblees azwell.
*hugs NS*
U guise is making my eyes all leaky.
**hands lcb a shamwow**
And let’s hear it for teh firemans!
YAY Firemen!! Yu are heros an full of awsome and win!! Bless yu all!
YAY fyremins an reskyeww peeps an powleecmins! **says prayur ov fanks fur awesum peeps hoo haz tu respond tu dese horrible fings**
Gess wat I saw wen I wented owt to lunch — a FYRETRUK wuz parked in teh parkin lot of the restaurant I wented to!
I knew den dat I had maded teh rite desishun!
Da hyuje manatee! wen ai went tu stoar nd tu se da fyrmenz shawping fur dere nomz yestdy it wuz a wumin kined ub wun. wut a let daon
Oh, teh playse wuz nawt awn fyre! Teh fyremenz wuz EETIN dere!
U kno a playse iz gud wen teh fyremenz eet dere. Alsew, wuz nyse vue wen I wented insyde.
They just cut away from teh nonstop coverage of teh accident to go to reggaler programming. Just as well; they kept showing one clip over and over of a shirtless muskle-y man carrying a woman. She is teh vry lucky in moar ways than one.
Axk 3km wut dey show awn tee-vee heer wen dere’s a dizastur.
bad accident
me and daddycat libed in DC 4 years. hopes all are well.
lol off….greetings from a shocked and sad DC…a friend’s pregnant wife was on the train right before this one, and is very shook up…glad LCB is checking in…can the other DC Peeps shout out? Like LCB, I’d be way off course to be over there…but everyone in the area is checking on eachother just in case something shiny temped us….hurray for the firemen, paramedics, and the hospital teams!
(((missy and friend’s wife}}}
(((((((((firemens)))))))
Fank yu furr checking in missy! Ebereewun we nose is sayfe izza gud fing! {{{missy}}}
I is teh ok. Crash site is not part of my normal stomping grounds.
On a somewhat humorous note (cuz u gotta laff at life’s little ironies) a co-worker who lives in Baltimore was on Facebook saying he is stranded at Union Station and another co-worker replied “if u need a place to crash, u can stay wif us.” Nice gesture, unfortunate wording.
**has tu snert a liddlol**
Did nawt heer abowt aksident- hope awl owr frenz aoe ok- hugs LCB- {{{LCB}}}
Ohai luvcatsva! Furr sum reezun aifinkedso yu were in dis area tu? Glad yure otay! {{{luvscatsva}}}}
No- ai am closer to Richmond- but thnx PH!
Back when I did usedta ride Metro to work, there was a man wif a guide dog who was always on teh same going-home train as me. Was always teh crowded, specially during tourist season, and when we getted off at teh Pentagon and rided up teh crowded lolscalator teh man would always say real soft to teh doggie, “Good girl. It’s ok.” I hadda resist teh urge to sneak a few pets cuz ur not sposed to distractify teh working dogs.
When I hear about stuff like today’s crash, I has a worry for teh peepuls and also any critters on board.
{{{{{LCB an missy an awl teh otter DC peeps}}}}}
Hope yur server doen’t “kick yu awf”
the server will get teh pointee ends if it tries that!
Iffin kitteh iz usin Word Pretzel hyme mite git awl tangled up an lost! Bii kareful kitteh!
Lolcat website. Ur doin it rong.
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me meow?
his wyres is teh crossed
I had to send my babbe Max to the bridge last week. I haz a biggg hole in my hartz. Hez prancing with big sissy Foxy, waiting on me an DadCat.
Awww. *big hugs for Max and her mommy*
Teh hole will fill in eventually wif teh happy memries. Just takes a while sometimes.
butt(HEHE) haz hapytail yuz okydoky..
lived in DC 4 years nd know how everyone rides the train.
{{{Maxmommy}}}
Teh sad
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Ai sew sawree fur yur sadniss! Butt nose dat yu did teh rite fing, teh ultimate ’spresshun ov luv. Max iz happee in teh meadow, yu kin bisit inee time.
will bizit hm and hartkittyfoxy and prance nd frolic in PrincessMu meadow with my babees
noz did humane thing. will be gitting new kitty (brudr) soon to keep Socks company.
**grabs Maxmommy hand and walkz tu teh meadow, sitz wif hur awnna nyce cumfee binch.**
Look, dere’z mai Zipper, playin wif mai Shootur an mai Figaro an awl teh odder hart-frenz! An look, dey are waytin wif foxy, tu play play play wif Max!
{{{Maxmommy}}}
{{{Maxmommy}}}
*joyns Maxmommy and PH at teh Meddow*
Maxmommy, I so sawree for yor loss. {{Maxmommy and kittehs}}
oh, ai hazza a big sad wif yu!!
{{{{{{{Maxmommy}}}}}}}
ai had tew send mai Max ober teh brij last Nov, butt he wuz mai horse, nawt mai kitteh. had him 24 yeers – big hole in mai heert tew…
{{{Maxmommy}}}
My Josie is dere too. Hur been dere a yeer an sum chanj an can showing Max awl teh gud sunspots. Dat’s hur speshultee.
{{{{{{maxmommy}}}}}
{{{{{Maxmommy}}}}}
{{{Maxmommy}}} – didn’t see dis when I hugged upfred – but (!) cant hav two menny hugz – I dohnt finkso.
((((((Maxmommy)))))))
{{{{{Maxmommy}}}}}
{{{{Maxmommy}}}} it is never easy.
Only a good mama thinks of the kitty and what’s best for him ahead of what’s easiest for her, and Max knows that and loves you for it {{{{{Maxmommy}}}}
{{{Maxmommy}}} sry fur yur loss, MM.
plz tu nawt go offlyne!!! Yu’z tu kyoot tu die!!
Korrekshun: Kitteh’s status iz “on lines.”
Dat iz awl.
Ackshully, itz a series of tubes.
iz not a truk its a series of tubes
{{{lcb}}}
Um, a liddle halp gettin down nao plz? kthnx.
Red’z Wurdz To Teh Wyze:
Donut sit awn ur anklol an den egg-speck 2 walk nermallee wen u get up.
Say, does u spose this kitteh has anything to do wif teh kittens hanging up in teh titey witeys teh other day? *has a suspicious*
Holeymoleytightywightee!!!!! Yu don’t spose teh kittehs were boarned intu teh titey witeeys, du yu?
**refinks hurr manjur seen**
I SO wanna party wif u, parro thead.
Hur’z a reel gud dansur, too!
(see post wif linkee way up towerd teh tawp of dis fred)
*ShlumpShlumpShlumpShlump*
*Flops down*
*Hides under the bed*
Hi Red. How you is?
*MumbleGrumble*
***jaw drawps** Iz dat reelee yu Maus? Yure awn layte?
Uh huh. I is hazzin a not gud thyme wif teh werks.
***wigglols liddlol peace ov cheez unner bed** Come owt Mausy! Ai habs dis gud cheez jist furr yu! Wee will hiss/fite/bite wiff yur stoopy werk.
Nah. I fink I’ll stay heer fer awile…
*Rolls up sum dust bunnies*
*Sigh*
MAUS!
**rootz under bed, curlz up nexst to hur liddlol buddy**
{{{Maus}}}
Wanna tayle us abowt it, oar u jes want teh tekillya?
Um… I dunno… I proly shud go to bed an not be a bummer…
**luuks at Maus wif a stern**
Luuk mistur, wii iz ur frenz. Ifn u wanna tawlk, wii will lissen. U NAWT be a bummur! Ifn u nawt feline lyk tawlkin, wii will hugs u an lubs u an cawlz u Jorj.
Thanks, Red. I appreciate it. Especially since your location and mine had been reversed. I’ll be OK.
*Gets out The Seltzer Bottle*
No… it’s not what you think…
*Makes a Gin Rickey*
Here… has a cocktail… G’nite…
Maus, did u know about this? icanhascheezburger teh musiclol?
OMG that is so cool! I wish it didn’t conflict with the show I’m already doing. LCB, you has maded my day!
*sniff*
Thankee, my fren!
My pleasure.
Whut does I win?
You has to be my bestest friend furever. STN.
Can I trade that for Get Out of Debriefing Free furever? Or does that come with?
Hey LCB! Sorry to be a bummer. Tell ya whut… Let’s put together (tomorrow or later) a LBT production of Vacantlot, like we started a few weeks weeks weeks ago. That wud be nice…
Ooh, sounds major. But I has a ginormous bizzy teh next several days. Friday would be teh firstest day I could possibly be in teh LBT production office.
And ur not a bummer. If u gots some prollem to share, u can share wif us, like teh redhed sed.
Fanks fren. “Later” is whatever it is. I think bed is the best for me at teh momunt. Nighty night all…
ohai, LCB, you safe from da subways ?
O hai. Yes, I is teh safe. Thx for axing!
*muttermuttermutteralwaysgoesoutwhenitrain*
I kinda had a feeling.
My stoopy connection drops a lot. I has teh DSL because teh cablol serviss here is not so grate, ackshully, according to my naybors, and we doesn’t has teh FIOS here yet. I think teh DSL hamster gets tired and teh serviss stops until they can install a fresh hamster.
*wonders if we could substitoot a certain wee guinea pig for da hamster…*
U might be on to something, there.
*orders elebenty cases of Red Bull to be delibbered to GP’s cubiclol.*
{{{maryO}}}
I knoes teh aggravayshunz u be feline.
Owr innernets wuz owt awl day Caturday an mahm an I wuz argyooin abowt who wuz gonna cawl teh DSL peeplols. “U gonna cawl dem!” “No, U gonna cawl dem!”
thnx for da simpa teas, rhsb. i like to hear a furrin acksent from da otter side 0 da whirrled, but not when i hazza bork’d sumfing or otter, not so much. e.g. when device kittehz use fur da goggie torture chamber [aka washing machine] waz borked, da serivce contrakt peeps anserr’d my call in Coast A’rrrrika. lovely country, nice guy on da fone, iz not his fawlt he not unnerstand my prollem…
My biggist grype wuz dat dey want u to do awl sorts of stoopid stuff befoar dey “get down to bizniss” an FIX teh blastid fing!
Unpluggin ebery fone inna howse an pluggin teh modem in2 ebery owtlet iz nawt gonna do it. Neethur iz standin awn my hed, clikkin my heels an singin, “My baloney hazza nawt-sekkund naym…”
haz yoo tryed dansnig nekkid in a cirkul three times an sakrifising a trol?
well, duh.
you’re s’posed to be standin on yer head gargling peanut budder.
**narrowz eyez at rhsb** Hao far yu hazzta dribe in yur spiffeee gnu car tu come tu birginia?
Depenz awn ware I’m goin.
BRB…
**comez bak**
Luukin at abowt 8 howers frum heer to Richmond VA.
Wee need tu plan dat norvern birginia cheezmeet. Dares lawtz ov gud barz, um, dat iz, guud meatun plasis in Alexandria/Arlington/DC/Fairfax/etc.
Two_kittehs is coming to town in July. Start planning!
Ohai LCB! Glad to hear ur teh safe. Hope teh pleh flu goes away soon. {{{LCB}}}
Ohai guis!
tessm sed her wud let yu gno teh gnus, taht ai haz moar foster-bebbehs. (Insanitee, ai haz it!!!)
Ai haz putted pixors an bideos, all fanx tu Seanya, in teh foster-kittins blog fur yur splorting pleasure. (blooness will leed yu tehre…)
Ai mebbe be a lil bizzee fur a few days, ai trai tu come say ohai, but if ai nawt duz… ai lubs yu ennyway, an will be back soon! (Can always emeow me if yu lukking fur me… iz eezy tu reech me if yu clicking awn mai name!)
RUns to P-K and pownces! Rolls on the floor wif her purring Lowdly
*schmoo* PK that is for taki in fowr mowr bebbe cats to forster
Tightens CHRG and HGG and goes to nook at teh gun kittehsQ
*schmoo* (dat wuz for me
) {{{{{{{P-K}}}}}}}
PK! *schmoo*
Aaawww, its teh itteh bitteh cuddle puddle! You and Seanya hab teh biggest harts. Iffn I sees your common sense I will lets u noe.
oh, ai maded nouncemint onna two preeveeus lolz! ai kinda missed this wun, iz dinnertyme heer.
You tew are crazy- but in a gud way!! {{{PK and seanya}}}
Kitteh luks awl strung out tu mii
Kitteh is P.O.ed dat her contact nebber showed – de bastid hung her owt to dry.
to maek fings wurser, him forgotted teh clovespins so her had to hangin on by her pawz.
high wire act … werkin without a net
Guies, I jes heered awn teh noos dat fwee-fowzand peeplols be wifowt lektriks in 3km’s town! Hur mite be inna dark rite now.
**frowz zippo in 3km’s general direkshun**
twas a dork n stromy night when
*fwoooooooooosh* a fire strated from a lited zippo thrown from rhsb’s General Direkshun…
tehn teh firemanz camed rushing in thems big red trukks, but….
rhsb, in cartoon style, say maybe a la roadrunner/wileycayote, pickupped da road adn moo’vd it.
….to leed to hur howse….
but then, tehre appeered akrost teh road, a slinky masked figyur…
LCB! Hur wuz tryin to steel Red’s stolin fyremenz…
Ohai, U has a messij
*ebil grin: wonders if we should azk LcB if she be SURE she’s okay from da subway in see dent*
whaaHAAAaaa Gaspez what hapent
I’ve heard of “Bird-on-a-wire” but this is something completely different!!
Iz teh nommed burd-awn-teh-wire aifinkso.
Spidr kitteh, spidr kitteh, duz wutever a spidr kitteh duz.
Wheres the computer?
oh mah god, lolz ftw