I iz not a cat. Iz a salad.
I iz not a cat. Iz a salad. Salads no go to vets.
y iz der a lolcat in mah salad?
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i swearzies
conga ratses Kydburger! Tye bootik? I feels need for kitteh sno globes!
weez awl out ob sno globes–2 mush global warmink laytely!
ohai ebberywun!
ai hijak thred foar just a minnit plz foar reepeet uv IMPOARTANT NOUNSMINT.
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Ennywun going to cheezmeet in VLC at prysma-kitteh’s howse: bee shure to pak ur CHRGs!! Becauz… (drum rolol)
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PK has brotted hoam FOAR MOAR foster kittehs!!
“Oh — three girls and a boy, I think. Two beautiful pale silver tabbies, both girls, and two gorgeous dark sort of graphite-coloured tabbies, one girl and one boy. I gave them a little kitten milk, and they’re nibbling on a bit of Babycat crunchies.”
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O MAI!! PK iz an awesum lyfe-sayver, foar shur. mai hat iz awf too her!! an mai hart iz full. she haz asked mee too postify it heer bcuz shee can haz a big bizzee naow an may nawt bee onna commintz much.
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ennyway, sew plz to bee careful wiv teh high splort potentshul, as shee duz nawt rilly need moar cleanin chorez to do.
oh, an shee sez they will haz pixorz on teh foster blog ASAP!
*swoons at teh thot of more kittehs*
FangQ for the news tessm!
*beems energizing thots to p-k and sean*
Wow, PK an Sean bees awsum!!! An dose kittehs be berry, berry forch… fourtch… lucky!
Congrats, Kydburger, u leed teh brayde. Ai hazn’t seed u b4. Aer u nyoo?
nah ai nawt nu.. i wuz won who capshun’d the bad goggies respawn long tyme agoes
I haz all the vitamins I needs
and dont ferget nootrishun and fyber.
Pore kitteh! Peepl hoo wanna dress fings up shud bye a doll.
Mebbe kitteh wud ravver dress up than go tu v-t! Ai knos mai Lilah wud! Mind u wen it gets to chrissmuss she iz den wun dat fetchez tinsel collar – she likez dressin up! An HATES v-t
yes, my name is waldorf. how did you guess?
dis comint applol-eyes 2 yoo, kitteh
celery nawt?
if someone else had posted this, would it be grape minds think alike?
sounds raisenable to me.
Antioxidence? I iz antioxidence!!!
Kitteh, der are fings dat crunch up the tasty salads. Just warnin yu it mai be bedder to go to teh vet nao rather than later!
Plz tu tell Rosie dat Ai am NAWT a nom!!!! Kwik hur haz teh fork!!!
I can haz Bloo cheez dressink?
No, Aifinkso teh kitteh salad needz teh catalina dressink.
its a insalda purrmavera
Salids don’t hafta share bed wit goggie, either.
hoo b sleeping on teh bed ob greenz?
lettuce not go to the vet
anom. eyed radish knot go.
Lettuce turnip and pea.
lolz donts eatz me tho!
If you don’t put this comment on 10 lolz in the next hour,you will die in the next seven days. If you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life.
**wishses dere wuz a razzberree emotikon**
but there iz! : razz :
*sneekz in, in deh middlol uv deh nite and nomz Mary0z razzberry.
nom nom nom mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
**Red comez in, flops awn cowch an kiks awf hur shoos**
Wow! Watta day!
WRr, can yoo oar TET emayo me an tayle me abowt teh Speshul area at teh bak of teh NB?
I wuz finkin a Grand Openin be doo soon, ifn RLS nawt byte us inna butt agin.
Ai will du dat in a cupplol hours, Ai haz a bit of a buzee noaw.
Otay.
HOLD THE ONIONS!! ‘nd I would like fries with dat, pleez!
I had gud salolad teh uthur day – ‘maters, reel mozzarelolla cheez, bazil, red unyunz, focaccia bred, an balsamik vinigr dressin. NOM!
Donut foarget teh EXTRY-LARJ CHEEZBURGER!
Waider, Ah wil haves da salled.
Ownlee dis is nawt a salled. Is a punkin.
Tukkssee Kiiteh habz
2 goez 2 ‘v-e-t’
so himz no getz sikk
Tukksee Kitteh mayz
nawtz lykez it, butz go~eengz 2
dayr amz a gud feeng!
Tukksee Kitteh no
habz 2 hydez. Hurz Hewminz knoez
wut Kitteh luukz lyke
Jack.
Poke! Salat!
Poke salat Annie
The gator’s got yer grannie!
Poke! Salat!
Awsum song Blackbellied Jack! FTW!!!
♫ Down in Louisiana
Where the alligators grow so mean
There lived a girl that I swear to the world
Made the alligators look tame ♫
Oh Noez! Yew gots “GREEN VEGGIE SYNDROME” only cure is CHEEZBURGERZ – Repeat every other hour until cured…..
Atkins kitteh sez: Fad dye-it nawt sew grate akshully. Ai can has carbs nao?
“Is this your way of saying that I need to lose weight?”
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4506604
Totally the first thing I thought of when I saw the big eyes.
My baby girl had her first vet appointment Friday! I was so proud of her…
Can you believe I managed to type my own website incorrectly?
Babygirl is sitting next to me thinking “Well… yeah.” She has so little faith.
This is not funny, and not cute at all. I hate these “goin to the VET” memes, get off of it already
We know it’s good for them, but like our own doctor visits, it is frequently a source of stress for them, now kindly take your care-trolling elsewhere…I know, as much as it will be a good thing, i am most certainly not looking forward to the clawing and rending of my flesh that will be involved in getting my Tonya-kitteh to her spaying appointment next week…it will be even less funny and even less cute than you think this lol is, so, with that said, maybe it is you who should “get off it” because nobody likes being lectured by prissy, humorless scolds
I just didn’t like this post and you give me a full lecture. come on…
kitteh luks gud
Ai lurv dis kittehs wittle whyt goatee! ai betz when himz meows it looks lyk a puppet.
skweeee sew kyoot!
Mah Spooky-kitteh is probably wishin she thot uv dis kostoom…Took her to teh Vet yesterday and had her spaydededededed… caem hoem and was teh sleepy, grumpy kitteh…plus i had to turn part of teh room into a kitteh-caej where she can’t jump up n down too much.
Streange saladeyes