
Okay, so we got the parakeet out of the cage…
nao u haz 2 git it in ur belleh.
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Okay, so we got the parakeet out of the cage…
nao u haz 2 git it in ur belleh.
Picture by: Chris Krystofik. Caption by: ChelseaNH via Advanced Lol Builder
I tot I taw a puddy tat…
Fwee puddy tats! (Iffen dey’re fwee, I’ll tayk two)
Den wadwil deh remaining une du? Be awl alone and lonelee widout his buddies, wif onlee a budgie for cumpknee
three kittehs are easier to take care than two!
trust me!
oh! oh! oh! ai must tell DH abowt this!!
(he alwayz sez ai can haz a choyse: ai can haz a thurd kitteh, oar ai can haz a DH)
Ummm.ummmm.ummmmmm.
Ai tink ai wud takes deh kitteh! Deyze alawts cyooter
taht sownds REELEE REELEE fam ill yur….
Wich did u deside awn?
AI DID! AI DID! AI DID TEE A PUDDY TAT!!!
Adn a happy nawt sekkond tu Da Maus! We hab a wide selekshun ob drinksies, adn Tweety will provide teh Karry Okay.
Or maibee iz canaree-oki?
Ohai, Maus. Has nawt seen much of yoo today. Hao yoo be?
ohai Maus!
*boop*
ohai Maus, u bee bedderur than yesterdae ai hoapes?
HHmmmmmmmmmmmm…I tawt I herd my nameses…
Noe! U aer PootyTat, Puddy_Tat iz mai sun!!!!
*snerk*
u did! u did! u did heer “pooty tat”!!
Nao we just habs 2 stair at it untill it faws frum teh lampshaid.
Oh my! Such floof in those tails!
Der hyoomins spends long tieme brushin and combin eech dai, aifinkso!
pretty bird
YeLOLow burd…up hai inna banananana twee…
such pretty kitties!
whos a pretty kitteh?!?!
Boo’iful ploomidge …
Floofy tayls! Hao luvvlee!
Oh wayt, did yoo meen teh burdee’s ploomidge?
Yes! Lookit awl teh floof! Gorshess!
A norwegian blue cat? kewl!
Lieks kippin’ on its bak.
Teh ploomij dont entr into it.
aww, i though we might get a whole thread in english…but alas…no
Aifink teh burd haz teh sens 2 stai owt uv teh kittehs’ reech!
aifinkso2 but will it haev teh endjoorence
Mah liddlol burdee swoops bai teh kittehs and teezes dem.
No sense ov self pweservashun.
Dems gonna fawl off kichen counter frum wachin it go roun an roun an roun. An der aiz are gonna pop outta der hedz.
who has the net?
ai thot yew brought it.
no, yew said yew were gonna get it.
ai wuz bizzy bringing teh stuffing …
teh three floofy stooges! lol
O, did they let teh grouse out of its cage, too?
Lukie. Up inna skye. It’s Superman! It’s a plane! Nawt! It’s a burdie!
nao let’s maek soem good shish kebab
This lol would’ve been brought to u by Low Budgie Productions, but teh budgie was too high.
*heddesk*
:-p
O, teh floofiness!
*holds CHRG bery bery titely*
Yesh yesh- the white pawz and the floofy manes and de floofy tayles….oh noes…SPLORT**
*sweep up luvscatsva’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Thank you anni- ai will snuggle heer in blankie and eat mai possum and avert mai eyez until ai feel stronger.
Can I just say that teh kitteh in front looks like my Tuffy? I used to call him “peaches” cuz of his peaches and cream complexion.
Here’s him: Tuffy
wut a cootie! belly asks fur bellyrubs! berry floofee <3
It was a trap! Touch his belleh and u die!
He was snuggly cuddly boi, eggsept he had a temper. U hadda be teh careful. But he was my boi and I lubbed him vry much all teh time he was wif me.
aw <3… ai lurb kittehs that ar choosy
and he reemaindz me of a kitteh a gud freind of main used to hab: he wud weit tummy-up to be snurgloled and then byte and scratsh you when you did (taht wuz his wei of showing appreshiashun!)
arf ._. gotta go bak to studdies nao needs to bee reeding stuffs on dialekts >_< is tie-ring @_@ mai haed mite splode 2-dei
Skimble haz lernd frum watchin the uvver kittehs dat u gets attenshun wen u roll ober & display ur floofee belly — but den him rabbit kix wen u pets it.
Uv coarse, if ai distraktify him by pettin himz hed at teh saem tiem, ai kin rub teh belly & emerge unscathed.
Eever dat, or rub himz belly wen himz standin up.
LCB: ai suppose it’s waaaay too layte to say “no, u can’t” isn’t it?
Ur missed cue, let me show u it.
Birdie! We has setted yu free! Why you no come down and fank us?
Plop, plop,
whiz, whiz,
oh, wat a releef it iz.
LOL!!!!!
Hello, new here, totally off topic, but HOW do you add an image (avatar) to your name when you post? I assumed it would be the one set up in my account, but NOT! any help appreciated. *will not embarrass self by trying to speak kitteh..yet*
hallo und welkum too Cheezland.
Iffn yu goez too da Cheeztown Cryer, you will find many helpful hints inklooding haow ta getz da avatar. Plz bee remuving da spaces in dis address {da WordPress duz’nt liek da web addr4sses.
h t t p :// cheeztowncryer. wordpress .com /
Welcum, noo furry kitteh! Yu no has to speek lolspeek if yu no want to, onlee rool is play nise. Lolspeek is pritty eezee tho, jus think the fonetic way a kitteh wud type if they felt liek typing. I doesnt noe how to add teh avatar – but if yu look at lolcatburglar’s blog I fink shee has teh insturktions.
Bawtull Brush Kittehz
wundurrz how Nom Nom Bawkz gawtz
up awn t3h ceeleeng?!!!
Bawtull Brush Kittehz
canz luukz upz 4 owwurrz. Itz
wutz dayz duz besstest!
Bawtull Brush Kittehz
nawtz knoez how Nom Nom Bawkz gawtz
upz dayr, butz it did
Bawtull Brush Kittehz
knoez dat Nom Nom Bawkz willz fawll….
Eeventchooalee
Erventchooalee
shoodz beeez b4 dayr Hewminz
deesyde 2 reeturnz!
Jack.
Paishense is good, an yur pome is teh best as ushual, Jack.
Smoo -
Duffy
one day, i found feathers and bird guts on my porch and the felines were looking well fed!
that is funny quite funny
What types of kittehs are these?
Pretty Maine Coon Kittenz!