Comments on: Teh best part uv wakin up

By: araya

araya — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:04:33 +0000

Yeah, it must be nice.

By: Trix

Trix — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:04:38 +0000

LMFAO
This is one of the first LOLCATS to make me laugh outloud. Immature humor always gets me.

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:47:10 +0000

Kikilan–pls to read up-a-wayz as this explinashun appearz iz theer, promise! Hab a hapy dae!!

By: Shineko

Shineko — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:21:13 +0000

I swear that kitchen sink/counter looks -exactly- like the one from where I lived in high school O.o Does anyone know the person who took the picture who could e-mail me? And the house was in Salinas, CA.

By: kikilan

kikilan — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:17:30 +0000

i dont get it “folgers om ur butt”?

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:31:47 +0000

*whispurrz* Cupcake, luk up-fred, itz ‘merrikan brand ob coffee.

By: Cupcake

Cupcake — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:51:17 +0000

what’s Folgers?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:42:33 +0000

Ai noe yoo havn’t bin heer much! an yoo ar mist! There arn’t verree menee peepl to sing wif heer!

ai think ai need to go to mai haus – ai just saw mai mewsik there to taht nawt too loang ago – an thot ov yoo!

Ai’ve had a nawt so wunnerful yeer, akshoolee. But ai’m AWLMOAST awl rite again. Awn top ov ebreething else, ai borked teh fingur awn mai rite hand – ring finger. Akshoolee – smashed teh joynt. So ai think ai hav to hav a joynt replaycemint operashun – prolee in August. It just duzn’t bend much. an tehy dont garantee tath it will wif teh noo joynt, eether. But teh chances ar it will be at leest sum bedder.
*sigh* squished it in a screen dore!! Just hit it awl rong!

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:12:37 +0000

Ohai, JCH4K,

Not laytelee–I hasn’t been round hear mush. Wad du u say–shall we crank up our Rossini Duetto Buffo di Due Gatti? I can sing teh nawt-second or teh second part.

By: awetoebawt

awetoebawt — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:17:51 +0000

Foldgurs kristullz fur teh whin.

By: onions and petunias

onions and petunias — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:04:25 +0000

…and ‘cessories, like a clear plastic case that clips onto shirt or jeans, so you can walk around with it on!

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:32:01 +0000

and ai agreez! Pheasantz, ckikenz, turnkeyz, ADN squirrrlliez! Als en revoltz?! Dey’z ah elebenty-hunnerd 2 won ob uz…run!run! adn save yurseffs!

By: PootyTat

PootyTat — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:12:52 +0000

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:08:36 +0000

LOL!! That just maeks it awl teh Phunnier!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:02:31 +0000

My amor is at teh work, which is not teh same place as my work. Pleh.

My soot of armors is teh lined wif floofyness. Is teh vry comfy, if just a big noisy.

By: PootyTat

PootyTat — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:01:06 +0000

OOOOPS!…sorry OM, I got you confuzled with squirrel gurl…similar abatars!! My poor vision…lemme show you it!

By: PootyTat

PootyTat — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:58:50 +0000

Haha…GMTA, squrrrllie…wuz gonna do that play on words at nawt sekkond, but I thot I’d be a grammar kritik…

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:58:26 +0000

If yu canute gib a munnee, plees leev a cheery commet awn teh “3 Racy Gurls” post, awn CheezTownCryer. Tidmum’s AngstyWun is doin it too an Ai wont to be abul to sho her AWL teh peeps, AWL OBER TEH WERLD, taht is cheerin her awn! (An teh rest ob us too!)

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:57:29 +0000

Butt. . .hao comfee can yoo get in teh soot of armors?

Oar – did yoo just misspell it yoo ar going to curl up awn teh couch wif Amor???

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:55:38 +0000

Thankz,AngelPlume!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:55:01 +0000

*thinks about frowin soop* NOPE!! Ai think we can frow awl teh soop we want to!

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:54:43 +0000

Pheasantz!! Oh noo… wat next? deh chikenz adn deh turnkeyz!!? Run fur deh hillz!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:53:37 +0000

LUK HEER EBREEWUN!!

This is Ambercat, Tidmum and SJ walking fur teh Brest Canser! Tehy need sum moar sponsers! Can bee az little oar az much az yoo can!!

Itz a littlol hard to find, fur mee, eneway. Ai’ll just bring it heer!

Me an SJ/Martoonie an Tidmum (anTehAngstyWun) – an mebbe odder Brit gurlie cheezpeeps – is awl taykin part in teh Race for Life. Is a 5km run/walk/stagger in ayd ob Cancer Research UK an is a Wimmin Oenlee sponsord fingy.

To sponsor me (Ambercat), plees to go heer
h t t p://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames

To sponsor SJ, plees to go heer
h t t p://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/sarahfahy

An to sponsor Tidmum, plees to go heer
h t t p://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/clairewhite16

Yu donut has to sponsor awl ob us – hek, yu donut has to sponsor enny ob us! Yur kynd thorts an gud wishis is enuff, tho munnees will halp to canser reserch bedderer!

By: PootyTat

PootyTat — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:53:22 +0000

*pssstt*…Janet…(oh dots!) it wuz pesence…no ‘R’, i.e. peasants…

By: jd

jd — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:50:19 +0000

Did yuze noe dat goggies lub a staple diet? Dey’ll eet anyfing else on teh grownt, tu.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:49:05 +0000

I has to stop and get moar medicines (mucinex and mucinex d is teh balm!) and then warsh sheets cause I don’t have any left that I hasn’t sweated on. Then I can curl up on teh couch and either nap or visit moar here. Or both.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:48:10 +0000

omg, its Rumsfeld, what did you do to our JCH4k?

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:45:56 +0000

In odder gnus: Ai is juss £43 (bowt $70) short ob mai sponsor targit! To fynd owt wot Ai is doin - alawng wiv Tidmum and Martoonie, plees to serch "3 Racy Gurls CheezTownCryer Kthxebbreepenneecownts!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:45:47 +0000

butt (!) holey wadder wif garlik iz kinda lyke soop! Crappie soop, butt soop nontehless. Noe convenshuns gainst frowin soop iz dere?

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:44:19 +0000

Ai hoap u feelz beddur soon, LCB! Hoapfullee ai kin get mah werk dun sumwut soon (if ai duzzint get too distraktified by ICHC & FailBlog) & mebbe go hoam earlee.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:44:04 +0000

*dons soot of armors*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:43:59 +0000

Ohai Hugh! Ai bleeve yoo! Becuz yoo ar az honest an nice an awl things gud az teh day iz long! An – being 22 Joon – teh day iz prettee long rite nao!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:40:43 +0000

Well – NO wun expects teh iniquitous bee sting!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:40:37 +0000

*snerk*

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:39:10 +0000

“OOOOh, mii 2!!!!1!” LOL

By: Hugh_G_Manatee

Hugh_G_Manatee — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:38:13 +0000

I didn’t do it! Honest!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:37:04 +0000

WHEW!!! Taht wuz a littlol skeery. Nebber saw THAT happen befoar.

Heer. Sum nice tee – an hunnee! VERREE refreshing!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:37:02 +0000

Maybe the office cat did the editing

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:37:00 +0000

I is not teh allergic, but I doesnot like to take any chances all teh same, kthx.

Sry u has teh pleh and has to work. I hadda teach 2 classes today. I just finished wif teh second one and will be going home shortly because I is still a little feverish I think. At least that’s whut teh squid wif teh technicolor tentacles is telling me.

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:36:32 +0000

Ai kno itz nawt teh saym, but der is a noo fail up awn FailBlog, adn dey has startid deyr Mundayn barbekyoo.

Ai has bringd shwimps fur teh barbee. Kum shayr whyol u wayts!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:35:58 +0000

But, but, but..... it b Daylite Sabingz Time now.... so it isn't EST, CST, MST, and PST, now, but ravver, EDT, CDT, MDT, PDT. Fur a full dissertashun on deh vagariteez uv Cheez tiyme, klikking heere

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:35:50 +0000

Amber dus tihs too – Ai puts awn cleen clofes an she ses “Mummeh! Yu is nawt porperly dressed! Yu has no kitteh-furs awn yu; heer, let me halp!”

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:35:20 +0000

Ummmm. . .ai think wadder bording iz againzt teh LOLcattiva Convenshuns.

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:34:37 +0000

Ah deer! {{{NS & LCB}}} Ai yam sew sry dat yur haffin 2 werk wen fealin’pleh!! Wen ai waz werkin mae biz, lic home daycare, ai wud tell mae ladeez 2 leaf der kidletz wif mii ‘n go onna home 2 git bedder iffn dey cud at all. I wud sweeten deh deel adn nawt chg fur de dae iffin dey nawt bee paid fur missing werk, too. Cussomerz..ai tweet um rite!!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:33:53 +0000

it juss flikkerd awn an orf for me, in Exploder, too – Ai hit Refrish an it caym bak!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:32:16 +0000

*throws holey wadder an garlik at ebil WP*

By: Sancho

Sancho — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:32:09 +0000

“You purring’to me? You purring’to me? You purring’to me? Then who the hell else are you purring’to? You purring’to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the heck do you think you’re purring to?”

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:31:56 +0000

*weekweekweekvoyce flotes up frum teh flore*

Ambercat. . .ar yoo a ghost??? In *gasp* fyrefaux. . .yur avatar. . .itz. . .itz just a whyte blank!!!

Did it get eeted bai WP too!! Oh teh HUGH Manatee!!

By: Ebil Maus

Ebil Maus — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:31:27 +0000

Hey! Go work you own side of the street! Shoo!

By: Ebil Maus

Ebil Maus — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:30:29 +0000

*Ebil chuckling is heard in the distance*