Teh best part uv wakin up

Teh best part uv wakin up is Folgers on ur butt
thot it wuz supposed 2 go in a cup?
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Teh best part uv wakin up is Folgers on ur butt
thot it wuz supposed 2 go in a cup?
Picture by: D. Erickson. Caption by: wonphatcat via Our LOL Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Perhaps you wanted kawfee shaken…. not purred?
deprived of caffeine no one else shows up for LOLcats too early.
Congrats RD. Cawfee an cukkies?
Ai had gon 2 sleep waytin fur teh lol 2 sho up!
New Purr-colator
Won taht colaites teh purrs!
Colaite purrs, haoweber, du nawt stapul!
Did yuze noe dat goggies lub a staple diet? Dey’ll eet anyfing else on teh grownt, tu.
gushy fuds first, then teh coffee…
Yep, taht’s hao fings wurk at mai howse.
Raingods- tried to frend u- got ur blog instead- sorry about ur kitteh
tanks luvscatsva, I adopted new kitteh, which I’ll be picking up this week. Not sure why friends was blocked though
Oh yay- plz to share piktures!
Hey-so, raingods! Ai gotz an ipod frum mai sistur ina coldtimm, an hez stel in box. maibee ai shud drinkz dis kafeen? Furst, de OP. Den de ipod!
oh u gotz teh ipod op_sMama? U will b challenjed at furst, but ask frenz fur help wif it an u will b sew glad. U can putz ur faborit toons on it an dansdansdans! well, in ur cays maybee toe-tappin fur now.
o hai ops_mama, yes I gots teh ipods and lub it a lot. I was also able to load picshurs of my kitteh to it, too.
…and ‘cessories, like a clear plastic case that clips onto shirt or jeans, so you can walk around with it on!
ware da warm bunz? wid cimmanom?
Kitteh haz teh warm buns – wivowt cinnammom tho!
tehe
Rodney Dill u funnie! xpescuallie earlee in da mornin.
*nod nod*
yepp – wut he said!
Wii needz teh cimmanom bunz an teh coffee, yesh
*brings a tray wif apple and cinnamemememon rolls and cawfee for awl cheezfwends* HEre u r!
Guten Tag, Upfi, und danke!
*Brings peppermint and English Breakfast tea tu shair wif awl cheezfrends*
Oh, guten Tag, KayKitteh! Danke für den Tee! I prefur cawfee, though. *sips daintily out of giant mug*
Warm buns- kitthe haz dem! Tanx fur de rolls, upfi!! Nom,nom.
Mai nu nee hurtz sew ai wil haf Irish kofee!
NOOO nee??? YOu haz noo nee???
Sorree that it hurtz – ai wuz just tawking to sumwun a couple ov daiz ago hoo;s waif just had it. An he sed she wuz in a lot ov Payne!
But – frum awl that ai have herd, wehn it iz heeled, yoo will be veree happee wif it indeed!
KayKitteh – thanks fur bringing the tee az well. Ai LUV tee – enetaim – ene where!!
Upfi! Thanks fur teh apple an cinnamemememon rolls! VERREE thottee ov yoo fur a Mundane moraning!
i, too, will daintilee sip frum mai giant mug!!
oooo ai wishin ai had gotten heer erleer cuz ai betz awl teh cinnamemememon rollz r goen.
Oh no!! Ebreewun alwaiz brings PLENTEE!! See? Ober there awn teh tayblol awn the left. Just halp yurself!
An tehy AR delishus! Frum Jermanee, yoo know!
oooo purrfect fur muh cawfee wif teh kitteh hayr fyburr fur eggstra noorishmuntz
Still sum cinnamemememon rollz left, aifinkso! Tehy goe awn and awn!
Fankq fur shayrin Janet an KayKitteh! ai onlee haz 16 minutez b4 shower tym fur teh pleh werk dai. Juss wanted to pop in an tell muh cheezfrenz ohai! Hoeps u hab a grate Mundane!
Cinnamonom rolls is never gone in Cheezland! Allus more ware dat came frum! An dey has no kalleries needer, lessen u needs dem!
*noms cinnanom bun happiliee*
Fankoo, Upfi!
fankq Upfi! ai hoepz u hab a wunnerful dai!
*dunks hunka cinnamemon rolls in teh cawfee*
*ticklols noobeh wif hur feeler*
Fank u! U 2!
LOL I remember that commercial! and the weird thing is that on the ad part, just to the right of where I’m typing this, there is a link for Folgers Coffee Coupons! scary! g’night (i up waaaaaay too late. that’s what i get for having a mcdougal’s iced mocha for dinner.) ;S
Hav a nice sleep, barboid!
eh dis tyme iz funneh whut tymezone iz it?
Aifink teh tiemzoen iz Midway
Ifortso it was Hawaii thyme?
In teh US, it’s 9:04 am EST rite now.
Az fur az Ai can maek owt frum teh tiem zoen map it iz Midway, but Ai haz bean noen 2 be rong!
Yes! It iz Hawaii taim. 6 hours behind EST. 11 hours behind teh TTI (Ingerland to teh noobes
)
5 behind – CST
4 behind – Mountain time (LOL – WHAT is that called?_
3 behind for Californiia and everyone over there!
OH – I need mai CAWFEE!! Brayne duz nawt want to werk!
mebbeh Midway is the same longitude as Hawaii?
Yes, it is!
I think.
lol, Janet!
I think mountain time is called….. mountain time!
MST, ifinkso?
LOL!! too
Yes – MST and PST!!
Stranj – hao teh brayne sumtaimes WONT coff up waht iz in ther.
WP??? Mai brayne iz infekted wif WP???
But, but, but….. it b Daylite Sabingz Time now…. so it isn’t EST, CST, MST, and PST, now, but ravver, EDT, CDT, MDT, PDT.
Fur a full dissertashun on deh vagariteez uv Cheez tiyme, klikking heere
midway is 12 hours behind TTI…
Tink taht itz cawld “international date line” adn awnna cruize-sip dey initiatez yu oar sumfun wen yu cross it fur deh nawt-sekund tyme.
=^!^=
itz uuum *mumbles* elebenty tmes too carriez da wun uuum, 22 hours behind mai tyme so where iz it from?
Hung Cong?
Ai fink dat iz Hong Kong dere, OpsMama.
Howl are yu todae, deer? {{OpsMama}} Ai saw’d yur kommintz obber weekend n’ haz a hapy!!
=^!^=
aristokitteh – where DO yoo live???
22 hours? Ov corse, sumwun has to be!
LG has now built in this kitteh enhansmint to other types of hoem aplee… aplolee… fingies!
LG
Aisle tayke dubble creemz plez.
an’ two lumps
(sorry)
kittehs Lazurs iz fully charged… So dat ewe nawt be taking teh coughfee be4 gibbing teh gushifuds…. Oooooo Dots!
Ize on UR kawfee masheen, addin teh kitteh hayrz.
kitteh hares make awl hoomin fuud tayst moer bedder. an maeks clothes luk bedder tuu. kittehs b sew konsiderate an sakrifysin!
An o yes! Teh close! Wud ENE ov mai blak pants oar blousez luk hav az gud wiout the golden kitteh hares??? Ai think NAWT!
An ebreething white – so much prittier awl cuvered in teh blak an grey hares!
Ai haz lots uv Skimble’s orinj (but nawt poyzin) hares on mah pants dis mornin. Him nuzzled & hedbonked meh a whole bunch rite befoar ai wuz leevin fur werk.
“Momma – ai haz to giv u lawts uv fur to rememberify meh by atwerk awl day!”
Amber dus tihs too – Ai puts awn cleen clofes an she ses “Mummeh! Yu is nawt porperly dressed! Yu has no kitteh-furs awn yu; heer, let me halp!”
Hai p4t! An yoo ar so rite! Cawfee without kitteh hares in it – well – can wun eben drink it??
nope – wun cant… lacks totalleh of tayste and teksture!
FYbrrrr!! it’z teh fybrrr that iz so helthee!
o yez! an fink ub teh keratin! Awl dat proteen sew gud fur u!
Folgers introduces Catpucchino, coffeh flavored wid kitteh furs
lol – good wun two_kittehs!
aaaahhhh, warm. an steemy!
yesh
so dat’s wut i ben doing rong all dis tyme
Thank goodness my boss is home sick….
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!!
*can’t breathe… laughing too much…*
I has tu chek teh manyoowul. Duz bloo lite meen “Kawfee iz redee,” “Kawfee iz broowin,” “Taim tu chaynj teh filtur,” oar “Taim tu feed teh kitteh”?
It’s always time to feed the kitteh, Ithinkso
yepp – you never need warning lites for knowing that… Theers an built in siren for that…
An its sounds sumthing like MEEEOWOWOWORRRWWWEEEEEEOWWRRRR
ah – must be difrunt standards round teh wurld…
ours is more
MaowMaowMaowMaowMewrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Yeah, defity difrint standbirds (nawt teh fevvury kind)!

Myn alwais tapt mah leg oar fuut free times adn den teh pointy endz caim awt.
Trust mii, dey nebur mist deir meals!
Ocasionshunly mae kitteh fud dish goes toadly emtee. Den mae kittehz howlz adn wont quit, jump awn mii, runz inna kitchen & bak agin. Whearz deh fire? iz’a mousie onna bak step waving? birdy inna house fly’n ’round? noooo jus teh horrrible empy catfud dishz ob DEATH & STARVASHAN!!!1! oh deh huge manatee.
=^!^=
Ai fot bloo lite ment departmint stawr speshul!
cafi-cake cafi-cake wid lotta cattein.
Butt…butt…I onli want coffeez.
Erm… nawt shur wut Folgers iz, but ai laik teh kawfee idee… but nawt awn mah bum, ravvur in mah tummy!
Folgers is a brand of coffeh in Mericka
is a riff on the Folgers ad,
“the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup”
Ah! Maiks et mush moar funny nao, fankyew!
Gosh…when were those commershuls awn ??
Seems liek forever ago….
now that’s just the cat’s ass
This explains the odd taste the coffee has had lately……
OHAI lowly grunt!!! SOOO gud to see yoo!!
An hoo do you think wuz heer just a couple ov daze aog! leaderoftheband!! Hadn’t seen hur fur mayvee a yeer!!!
Tukkseedo Kitteh lubz
t3h smell ubz cawfee urrlee
wen t3h Sun cumz up
Tukkseedo Kitteh knoez
Prittee Wun willz shayrz sum wiff
lawtza sweetz, ritch millk!
Tukkseedo Kitteh feenkz
Cawffee Mashee gud awlarrm
klawk datz nawt noyzee
Jack.
Bravo,Jack.
Kitteh jus lieks to has a warm butt,ai finkso!
Oh! Sharing teh cawffee wif teh kitteh. Mai Shakespeare awlwaiz wud sit at teh tayblol wif mee an hav a saucer ov cowfee wif mee. Hiz had LOTZ moar milk tahn myne did!
An ai wuz drinking out ov a cup!
Is not Folger’s on ur butt, is ur butt on teh Folger’s, I finkso.
LOL!!! taht’s what ai wuz thinking!
Bin singing ene doo ettez laytelee?
Ohai, JCH4K,
Not laytelee–I hasn’t been round hear mush. Wad du u say–shall we crank up our Rossini Duetto Buffo di Due Gatti? I can sing teh nawt-second or teh second part.
Ai noe yoo havn’t bin heer much! an yoo ar mist! There arn’t verree menee peepl to sing wif heer!
ai think ai need to go to mai haus – ai just saw mai mewsik there to taht nawt too loang ago – an thot ov yoo!
Ai’ve had a nawt so wunnerful yeer, akshoolee. But ai’m AWLMOAST awl rite again. Awn top ov ebreething else, ai borked teh fingur awn mai rite hand – ring finger. Akshoolee – smashed teh joynt.
So ai think ai hav to hav a joynt replaycemint operashun – prolee in August. It just duzn’t bend much. an tehy dont garantee tath it will wif teh noo joynt, eether. But teh chances ar it will be at leest sum bedder.
*sigh* squished it in a screen dore!! Just hit it awl rong!
I is still feeling pleh and coffee doesn’t taste good to me when I feel pleh. I can has green tea? Wif honey innit? Hold teh kitteh butt.
KayKItteh brought tee this morning. So there iz plenty ov tee.
An heer’s sum nice hunnie. Itz frum mai frend Gayle, hoo keeps bees in Albuquerque.
She cawlz tehm her “gurrrrrrrls.”
Kthxahhhh.
Um, hold teh bees, too. Just don’t hold them near teh kitteh butt.
Now sips it cafoo coz is hawt and minds the beezwax.
Ai. . .dont think ai’ll bee holding teh beez, tho! She let me watch wile she cleend sum ov teh hive – and. . .that’s a LOT ov bees in there! Ai wore teh glubs an teh hat wif teh netz an had to maek shur ebreething else wuz tuked in tite!
U is teh brave. I would’ve requested a hermetically sealed soot of armors.
And to wear it while seated elebenty miles away from teh bees.
Yup yup – we iz teh twinz. Ai duzzint wanna be ennyware neer bees. Dey givs meh heebie-jeebies… an ai iz kinda lerjik to teh stings.
Dat, plus ai haz a pleh today azwell.
*gumblols abowt hazzin to werk wen hazzin a pleh*
Ah deer! {{{NS & LCB}}} Ai yam sew sry dat yur haffin 2 werk wen fealin’ pleh!! Wen ai waz werkin mae biz, lic home daycare, ai wud tell mae ladeez 2 leaf der kidletz wif mii ‘n go onna home 2 git bedder iffn dey cud at all. I wud sweeten deh deel adn nawt chg fur de dae iffin dey nawt bee paid fur missing werk, too. Cussomerz..ai tweet um rite!!
I is not teh allergic, but I doesnot like to take any chances all teh same, kthx.
Sry u has teh pleh and has to work. I hadda teach 2 classes today. I just finished wif teh second one and will be going home shortly because I is still a little feverish I think. At least that’s whut teh squid wif teh technicolor tentacles is telling me.
Well – NO wun expects teh iniquitous bee sting!
*dons soot of armors*
Ai hoap u feelz beddur soon, LCB! Hoapfullee ai kin get mah werk dun sumwut soon (if ai duzzint get too distraktified by ICHC & FailBlog) & mebbe go hoam earlee.
I has to stop and get moar medicines (mucinex and mucinex d is teh balm!) and then warsh sheets cause I don’t have any left that I hasn’t sweated on. Then I can curl up on teh couch and either nap or visit moar here. Or both.
Butt. . .hao comfee can yoo get in teh soot of armors?
Oar – did yoo just misspell it yoo ar going to curl up awn teh couch wif Amor???
My amor is at teh work, which is not teh same place as my work. Pleh.
My soot of armors is teh lined wif floofyness. Is teh vry comfy, if just a big noisy.
Green tea cuming rite up, LCB, wifawt kitteh floof coz ov ur pleh. An heer’s teh huney–wifawt teh bees!
kthxicanhasivdrip?
Cookie! Git down!
Always on the kitchen counter…
But seriously, would you want any coffee that came from that pot anyway? Judging from the cleanliness of the sink and counters and coffeemaker and switchplate, I wouldn’t want anything from that kitchen.
Oh, ai donna know, mae hubcat kin maak a piece ob toast adn leaf much beeeger mess!!!1! Ai say kleen b-4 cukkin & figgur yur antibodies R yur frenz!
(Did you miss the weekend fred ’bout lawndry?) Wii sorta laizzie-faire heer =^!^=
Mai kitchin mush wurs dan dat wun, an ai nawt ded yet (ai finkso, enneewae). Ai maeks mai cawfee sew hawt an strawng – liek fyremens – teh pleh jermees doan gots a chans!
mMMMMM. Hawt strawng fyremans….ai think ai feel an emergency cumming on…*coff, coff*
“OOOOh, mii 2!!!!1!” LOL
Ai haz a worry wen dere iz nawt kittehs on teh cownter.
New cat flavor
With just a hint of mint
Iz teh LOLCatz machine Borked, Or iz dey Just sleepy at teh Switch?
Mabbeh tiem is just standing still??
Feels liek it anyways!!
I bleevz yuu iz rite….
Ok srsly.. has anyone emailed the cheezes to find out what’s up?
Dat sownz liek eet miit b smart….
Anni has. Apparintlee dey blaymz it awn WP (surpryz, surpryz).
Dey submits dem awn tym, but WP noms awn dem a whyol.
So… they’re being “moderated” too?
What’s weird is that the other sites (Dogs, Celebs, News, Fail) seem to be running on-schedule.
we is speshul, since we is kittehs
Dis bees liek plaein RefreshRushinRoolet – yu nebber noes wen the LOL will goes awf!!
Oar sordid row dents!
No 3Am. Now no 6 am. It iz indeed verree stranj.
teh nooontyme (eesturn aneewai) bee almost a hower lait!!! *startz tew hyperbentilait*
dey reely frowing mai skedule awf heer, ai wurk teh crazee skedule an uzulee…wen teh noon lol coms up iz 2nd cuppa cawfee tyme. wen teh 3:00 lol coms up iz tyme tew brush teef agin an git lunsh reddy an hed owt door tew wurks! naow ai wil bee lait an ai doan fink teh compny wil akcept taht eggskuse!
Maybe the office cat did the editing
Yeesh. This iz ridikulus. WHERE IZ MAI NEW LOL???
*getz owt pichforks an flaimin torches*
Wat dew wii want?
LOLS!!!
Wen dew wii want tehm?
NAOW!!!
Are we stormin de castle?? Just point me at it!
Deh Gratid Cheeziz wuz sitting in dere kasstil wun maoring, drinking dere catbutt kawfeez. Wen suddenly, dehre kame a rumbloling sownd. It wuz deh sownd uv Cheezpeepz deprived uv dere 3am lol adn dere 6 am lol. Deh cheezpeepz wuz chanting:
Wat dew wii want?
LOLS!!!
Wen dew wii want tehm?
NAOW!!!
tu b kuntinued??
Teh brave knight Sir Hansumfyreman wuz ridin bye awn hiz noble steed wen hii hurd teh cri…
Help! Help! Hour lols r bein repressed!
O mai, hii fowt tew himseff, teh pesents r revoltin!
It’s teh hawt wever.
*chance*
Wat dew wii want?
LOLS!!!
Wen dew wii want tehm?
NAOW!!!
Wait? Teh PRESENTS ar revolting? Wai wud they do that!??
Oh – yoo meen – PRESENCE! ??
Teh LOLS – tehy ar nawt PRESENT?
Oh. . .that luks silly. Where iz teh diffrence between Present and present.
Unless – maybe it is prescience we ar luking for. Meening – we wud know when teh LOLs were coming up. But that wuzn’t an unknown. It wuz a known known.
Wait! Ai have it! Present! Az in – to put awn a play! Oar -PreSENT us wif a LOL. Present us wif a present ov a present LOL?? Werks fur mee!
Nao – just where IZ it?? Teh known unknown!
omg, its Rumsfeld, what did you do to our JCH4k?
*pssstt*…Janet…(oh dots!) it wuz pesence…no ‘R’, i.e. peasants…
Pheasantz!! Oh noo… wat next? deh chikenz adn deh turnkeyz!!? Run fur deh hillz!
Haha…GMTA, squrrrllie…wuz gonna do that play on words at nawt sekkond, but I thot I’d be a grammar kritik…
OOOOPS!…sorry OM, I got you confuzled with squirrel gurl…similar abatars!! My poor vision…lemme show you it!
LOL!! That just maeks it awl teh Phunnier!
and ai agreez! Pheasantz, ckikenz, turnkeyz, ADN squirrrlliez! Als en revoltz?! Dey’z ah elebenty-hunnerd 2 won ob uz…run!run! adn save yurseffs!
First they took our voting burgers
now it is our lols
what is next, I wonder
Nawt *dramatik myoosik* Teh Comments?!
OH NO!! Sai it aynt so?!
*faynts*
THUD
*weekweekweekvoyce flotes up frum teh flore*
Ambercat. . .ar yoo a ghost??? In *gasp* fyrefaux. . .yur avatar. . .itz. . .itz just a whyte blank!!!
Did it get eeted bai WP too!! Oh teh HUGH Manatee!!
it juss flikkerd awn an orf for me, in Exploder, too – Ai hit Refrish an it caym bak!
WHEW!!! Taht wuz a littlol skeery. Nebber saw THAT happen befoar.
Heer. Sum nice tee – an hunnee!
VERREE refreshing!
I didn’t do it! Honest!
*snerk*
Ohai Hugh!
Ai bleeve yoo! Becuz yoo ar az honest an nice an awl things gud az teh day iz long! An – being 22 Joon – teh day iz prettee long rite nao!
This is the reply I had from Tofu on June 18th! (I asked why the lols were random)
Sorry about that! Something is going on with WordPress and even though we schedule posts at a certain time, the post won’t go up at the scheduled time. They’re working on it though.
Itz diskriminayshun, aifinkso. Mebbe WP haz bin taykin ober by goggies?
ha! WURDPRESS…. I shudda knowed!
Ebil, it is!
*Ebil chuckling is heard in the distance*
Hey! Go work you own side of the street! Shoo!
*throws holey wadder an garlik at ebil WP*
Ummmm. . .ai think wadder bording iz againzt teh LOLcattiva Convenshuns.
butt (!) holey wadder wif garlik iz kinda lyke soop! Crappie soop, butt soop nontehless. Noe convenshuns gainst frowin soop iz dere?
*thinks about frowin soop*
NOPE!! Ai think we can frow awl teh soop we want to!
Ai kno itz nawt teh saym, but der is a noo fail up awn FailBlog, adn dey has startid deyr Mundayn barbekyoo.
Ai has bringd shwimps fur teh barbee. Kum shayr whyol u wayts!
Thankz,AngelPlume!
“You purring’ to me? You purring’ to me? You purring’ to me? Then who the hell else are you purring’ to? You purring’ to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the heck do you think you’re purring to?”
In odder gnus: Ai is juss £43 (bowt $70) short ob mai sponsor targit! To fynd owt wot Ai is doin – alawng wiv Tidmum and Martoonie, plees to serch “3 Racy Gurls CheezTownCryer
Kthxebbreepenneecownts!
LUK HEER EBREEWUN!!
This is Ambercat, Tidmum and SJ walking fur teh Brest Canser! Tehy need sum moar sponsers! Can bee az little oar az much az yoo can!!
Itz a littlol hard to find, fur mee, eneway. Ai’ll just bring it heer!
Me an SJ/Martoonie an Tidmum (anTehAngstyWun) – an mebbe odder Brit gurlie cheezpeeps – is awl taykin part in teh Race for Life. Is a 5km run/walk/stagger in ayd ob Cancer Research UK an is a Wimmin Oenlee sponsord fingy.
To sponsor me (Ambercat), plees to go heer
h t t p://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames
To sponsor SJ, plees to go heer
h t t p://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/sarahfahy
An to sponsor Tidmum, plees to go heer
h t t p://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/clairewhite16
Yu donut has to sponsor awl ob us – hek, yu donut has to sponsor enny ob us! Yur kynd thorts an gud wishis is enuff, tho munnees will halp to canser reserch bedderer!
If yu canute gib a munnee, plees leev a cheery commet awn teh “3 Racy Gurls” post, awn CheezTownCryer. Tidmum’s AngstyWun is doin it too an Ai wont to be abul to sho her AWL teh peeps, AWL OBER TEH WERLD, taht is cheerin her awn! (An teh rest ob us too!)
Foldgurs kristullz fur teh whin.
what’s Folgers?
*whispurrz* Cupcake, luk up-fred, itz ‘merrikan brand ob coffee.
i dont get it “folgers om ur butt”?
Kikilan–pls to read up-a-wayz as this explinashun appearz iz theer, promise! Hab a hapy dae!!
I swear that kitchen sink/counter looks -exactly- like the one from where I lived in high school O.o Does anyone know the person who took the picture who could e-mail me? And the house was in Salinas, CA.
LMFAO
This is one of the first LOLCATS to make me laugh outloud. Immature humor always gets me.
Yeah, it must be nice.