I read sum wares dat drinkin
I read sum wares dat drinkin is bad fur u So I qwit readin
altho i recommend dat ur frendz stop drinkin…
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Me 2 kitteh reedin maeks u wurree
Ai has seen teh lyte
Adn den ai drinkd it.
Fankeez, annipus!
Luuks lyk we has a ty!
Adn ur fastee-finners put u awt teh tawp (no wurreez der!)
Shall we wandur ober tu teh booteek?
*dans-dans-tywiffanni-dans-dans*
Ai wuz juss goin 2 gib up an go 2 bed wen dis caem up. Shan’t get mai byootee sleap agane!
Den u beddur stay away frum teh beerz.
Heers a nys hawt chokklit tu halps u sleeps gud.
Nytee-nyt!
Thx, AP. Ai haz mai beer oar whine erlier!
I’m off 2 bed naow.
G’nite ebriwun, g’nite!
guess I better “hop” to it as I am inna dark, but issok, I’ma stout fellow.
ai sowwy SHD but teh stout is lyk drinkin molasses to me. pleh. iz an “akwired tayst” dey sayz.
mebbe-so, I akwired it wiffa quickness.
although I’m quite fond of the chikken beers.
.
ya know bock, and bock-bock, and when ya can find it, bock-bock-bock.
I can barley stand it!
Duzzit kyoor wut alez ya?
az lawng az teh kyoor is nawt teh koorz, iz alrite.
ooo amber boch is nawt tew bad. ai lyks dat wun.
Such a rye comment. *snork*
concat shoelaces to boff ob u! *dans of sillybrashuns* ai c we alweddee haz teh Lite beverudjez so maybee sum pretzels an peenutz to go wif? sum wings of buffellows?
Thx noobeh. Ai’ll pass awn teh drinkies – it is neerlee bedtiem heer.
Den maybee a cuppa tee or coco fur u Anni. iffn ai miss u wen u go to beddybie u haz a good sleepz an ai’ll c u soon! {{{annipuss}}}
Thx, coco wud be gud.
Yum! Ai lubs teh bufflolo wingz! *nom-nom-nom*
Cum joyn teh partee!
an assortmunt ob dippins, ai haz dem! lessee… der be ranchy dipperz, bloo chez dipperz, horsey radishez fur teh advencherus typz.
Fanks fur teh buffellow wings, noobeh! (Ai did nawt noe tehy cud flie!) Onlee, ai can has mai favorit ale, teh gingur kind?
oh yesh, wif eggstra bubblolz! an a crazee straw tew, juss fur u. {{{kaykitteh}}}
Anuthur Gingur Ale fan?!?!?
YAY!!!!!
I lubs Gingur Ale.
{{rhsb and noobeh}}
Just a little nip tu kawlm da nerves.
ooooo, nise wun.
Kitteh, kitteh, kitteh. I has a wurry. I fink yu shud start reedin again and give up teh booze. Also I fink yer tummy luks snorgable and i iz going to go get mai snorkle. Just warning yu!
Ai agrees wif u carosue, kitteh needs snorguls mor tahn boose. Snorguls maiks feeling bettur wifawt hangovererer!
Yesh. An dey are cheeper, too. Altho the floof up the nose is alarmin if yu are nawt preparded fur it.
aaaahhhh-CHOO!!
*sniff* skyoozmeh. Caree awn.
I no I wud be givin dat kitteh snorguls, is so kewt wif all its floofy furs
Ohai, frenz!
Gess who has hur innernets bak!
YAY!! Yu nawt haz withdrawls now?
*twitch**
I’m lotz beddur nao!
**twitch…………..twitch**
ai wunnered wer u b. u had teh borked innernets?
**twitch**
Yup, awl day yesturday.
**twitch**
u needz a good fix of some kyoot huh? *nods nods* ai unnerstanz kumpletlee.
*pullz babeh main coon kitteh owt of pocket wif ribbon an bell arown its neck*
fur u
ya better keep a good grip onna uberfloofy kitteh………
**gibs Dan teh ebil eye**
Shaddup alreddy!
Fanks, noobeh!
**snorgles bebbeh MC**
I did get to play wif sum REEL kittehs yesturday. I spended teh afturnoon wif 3km an hur kittehs! I even gots a skratch injuree awn my thumb.
yooz welkum! ai miss muh kittehs bein littlol. ai haz a jelus.
Well ai gunna go plai wif muh scrapbooks now but ai’ll be poppin by now and den 2nt. u haz fun an ai c u guise laytr. {{{SHD}}} {{{RHSB}}}
I nawt has had a kitteh in ovur a yeer!
Foar teh tyem bein, I gotta bisit frenz kittehs an teh kittehs at teh ‘dopshun playses.
Red, ai wish u cud cum kittehsit fur mee sumtiem. Ai fink ai iz tu far awai tho. Maibee u cud start a kittehsitting busyness awn teh sied?
Ware u livin, KK?
I’m luukin to moov owt inna few munfs, so mebbe I can has kitteh tehn.
Aiz inna middul ob Ohai-o rite naow tho ai cums frum West-bai CC-Virginia. Ai hoeps u can has kitteh sune.
Lucy say’s: “Ohai, an sorri bout da scratch, I wuz xcited!”
Tayle Lucy dat iz nawt hur fawlt – I knew teh chansis I wuz taykin.
Ai hadda noe fyrefocks teh lasted tu dais, altho pleh slo dile-up connekshun awna odder puter letz mee plai heer sum. Nawt so gud iffen ai nawt has teh connekshun bicaws eben mai skool uzes webbee mayle.
ai sew glad to at leest hab good innernets eben tho muh pooter is teh suckee pleh. ai hoepz u get fixeded soon! {{{kaykitteh}}} off ai go to scrapbook – c u l8tr g8tr!
Aiz got fyerfocks bak tihs afternune altho had cupple dais wifawt it and it wuz kwite frusterating.
I jes tuuk wun of dem sillee kwizzes awn FB an it sed my eyedeel man wud mayk me do stuffs I nawt nermalee do, lyk SKY-DIVIN!
Me? Jump owt of an ayreplayne?
Onlee ifn iz nawt gonna land safelee.
I don’t know, I’d go back to reading if my only choice was Bud Lite.
(Oh noes, someone typed commentary… in English!)
Iz tru. Reedin fils littul head wif not so gud aideas. Lyke stoodying.
Cats drink beer-flavoured sparkling water ?
Didn’t know that
What a great punchline!!