mine daddeh
mine daddeh he lubs me
happeh faddas day! taek a load awf. u deserve it!
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Daddy’s Day!!!
HAPITAYL FUR DADCAT’S DAI!!!
Whoooo HOOOO!!! Lukkit yoo, FluffyB! Rite up there in teh taupe spawt – an teh LOL wuz surprizinglee AWN TAIME!!
Janet!!! ~pounce~
SAMS!!!
~POUNCE~
Congrats, FluffyB u haz teh solo tawp spot!
*shaiks self rite*
Pleez tu furgive, haz nebur hapint tu mii befoar!
Fankyew anni! Iz beli sweet uf u!
It’s ur nawt sekund nawt sekund? In dat caes eggstra speshul cangrats! Ai mite eben do a liddle dans fur u! (A sittin doun dans, `coz Ai haz a bad leg!) Ai offur u watebber drinkies u wish an u mai get ennifing u liek frum teh tyebooteek.
An soon az ebreewun iz bak frum teh Ty Boo Teek – purrhaps we cud hav a Speshul FATHER’S DAY COME AS YOO AR BRUNCH!!!
Remember – yoo say waht yoo hav awn RITE NAO (eben if itz nuthing!
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an bring sumthing delishus fur teh pot luck!
*drags out teh BIG tablol – putz verree prettee red tablol cloth wif teh Provencal pattern awn it*
Ebree thing can go heer – an tehn just halp yrselfvs!
Ai aer dresst reddee 2 go owt – blue trowzerz an pink swettur. Ai bring a big jug uv fresh brood filtur cawfee an sum sordid kukkies.
LOL!! Anni – yoo feered ai mite bring teh dredded “instant” cawffee, dint yoo??
But yur kawfee iz awlwaiz reelee delishus – so ai’ll just hav sum ov that, pleez!
erm…wurl…ai jus gawt owt uv teh shower sew ai am warin mai silky robe wif hi…hibi….pritty tropikal flowerz awn it.
Ai has brot a beeg bowl uv fresh froots sallid, deres strawmberries an graips an applols an peeches an oringes awl slyced/peeled/ cored an reddy tew nom!
*mutters to self* Ai KNOW ai terned teh “bold” off!!!
So – Ai’ll start!’
Ai’m waring mai long bloo cotton nite gown. Bear feet!
An ai’ll start wif a nice beeg pot ov hawt coffee – freshly brood, ov corse.
An a big pot ov Url Grey tee.
An Demarara shugar, creem, milk, shugar kewbs an lemon slyces.
An a big playte ov hoem maed little donuts! An heer is powderd shugar oar cininomnom shugar yoo can sprnkel awn them.
An sum chokolate to dip tehm in.
ai is wearin a My Chemical Romance black t-shirt, a pair ob blue jeans…an pink floofy slippers…an ai will bring poppycorms, gummy sweets, a big tub ob philledelphia in ebbery varietry an lawts ob crackers an biskits fer cheeze. an some bottlols of Coca Cola!
{{{{annipuss}}}}
wun.
Ai haz had a nawt-sekkund befoar, but nebur a SOLO
Ai fink ai wil haz sum white hawt-choklit tudai, fanks!
{{{{JanetCanHas4Kittehs}}}}
In teh sillybrashuns fur Dadcat Dai, ai wil attend teh brunch in mah wurk clothes (pleh!) & bring oat & nut muesli wif a strawberry & creem falvurt jowghurt (BELI nommilishus, aifinkso!).
Ai tink dis iz wunnerful! Ai gotz fur ewe blooburri pincakz wiht farn fres eggiez an crispy bakon. Ai goz Mimmoserz mad wit Dom Penguinon an frush strewberri pi fer desserz!
Gud Fadder’s Day tew awl!!!
I’m warin comfy T-shirt and joggin pantz – trust me, dey ain’t nebber scene no joggin.
Thankees for the non coffees cuz, I’m up at 5 ayem centrul timez cuz, I’m having cafeeen DTs.
I’ll contribewt a nommy low sugar nanner puddin to brunch maide wif sugar frees puddins and kookies – but (!) the nanner’s have nateruls sugars…diz be fur the diabetic daddees comin to bisit.
?NON-coffees?..Sea – datz how bad I needz it, cuz mine eyes aren’t open jes yet. (non coffees = NOM coffees) nom, nom, nom…
Ohai, Griffyn!! Ai dont think we haz met yet! Ai’m usuallee cawled just JCH4K. Nice to meet yoo!
An . . . .teh low shugar nanner pudding luks reelee GUD. Ai think ai’ll just trai sum, thanks!
ohai JCH4K! I’m mohst resuntly a reeformed lurrker. I wuz followin KCT’s ishews an deecsided tew come intew delight..izn’t dat de-lightful? yesh aifinkso….thankies for de welcomings!
It iz ibdeed MOAST de-lightful!!
An ai am shur KCT will bee happi to noe there ar menee out there hoo ar awlso wishing hur well an jenerallee rooting fur hur. We do awl werree about her a LOT!
An yoo hav sed it teh best ov ene ai hav eber herd!! “Come intew delight.” We must show tath to ebreewun AND cweenmj!!
and it is delightful that you are here!
** extends big, very floofy paw in friendship **
fankees O&P – jes takin a load off – awl the fambly cats has left mine house from the daddee’s day lunch… I tink I needz a nap naow.
*Eggstendz floofy paw uv frenship.
Oh hai Griffyn!!
Walkum tu Cheezland!! I b glad u haz delurkifyed!!
Adn Welkum tu u tu, onions and petunias! I noez u b fairlee noo heer tu! It alwayz b niez tu haz gnu frenz!
*takez bof deh noobeez tu deh tybooteek
*fur welkumming prezzeez
*Handz a CHRG (wDOI) tu eech
*handz chokklit martooneez awl rownd.
*Klinkee glasses
Cheez!!
Wayl…I’ve broughted my very special summer tuna pasta salad and burgers fresh from the grill! And I am presenting it in house shoes and boxers!
Happy Father’s Day cheezpeeps!!
Oh – ai must say – ai hav a reel weekness fur summer tuna pasta salad!
*whispurrs* What iz yur sekret? Can yoo share teh resippee? Oar iz it an olde famblee resippee??
It’s a real simple recipe, but tastes great!! Shell pasta, tuna, onion, peas, mustard, and miracle whip salad dressing. My momcat likes to add celery as well, but I can live without it! I don’t have the exact recipe on hand, but it’s basically what I just said and just play with the amounts…it’s great on a warm sunny day!! ummm…Where’s my pics, Janet?!?!? Hehe!
Oh yeah, and I forgot THE most important ingredient!! Hard-boild eggs chopped up or sliced in slices with yolks…mmmmmmm…* I’m praktikly drooling here!!!!*
Ohai PT!
MMMmmmmm! Yummmmm!
Taht sownds leik teh kynd ub pasta tuna salad ai lurv!
Nomnomnom!
Hugz n cheezluv,
Ai am bringin sossijes an Ai shud baek som bred todai….Ai am waerin verree hoelee, nawt-to-be-worn-in-pub-lick swet pants anna hoodie anna fik sox an Ai myt has to puddanuddaswedda awn; partly to onner awl dads ebbreewehr, wiv tihs hommarj to tehre tradishnul reponse if enneewun trys to tern teh heetin oop, butt (!) awlso cos Ai has been sat still awl mornin, markin paypers an Ai get a bit chilli!
Ai has teh tradishnul TTI bangers an Jermun sossij an saverlois an cummerlan sossijes awl curld oop an katsup an mustard an, anudda TTI speshul, Daddy’s Sorce!
Hay Ambercat!! You can habz my wevver ifn you want! S’posed to be 100 degrees and high hoomidididity!! I’ll trade ya! Pleeeez??!?! *sad kitteh eyes* *blink, blink*
It’s dull anna bit rayny heer – yu shor yu wonnit? Tho Ai prefer taht to yur hotanhyoomid!
HOTANHYOOMID!! DO! NOT! WANT!
An – {{{{{{{Pooty Tat}}}}}} Ar wether today iz a bit hoomid – but nawt reelee hawt.
an – hmmmmm – just LUKKIT thoz sauijes. Ai think ai’d laik to trai wun ov eech, plees.
An Daddy’s Sorce? Speshul fur Daddy’s Day??
AI be wearing a pair of black shorts with a red shirt (and undies 2!) and….lessee…AI’ll bring teh moosey tracks ice cream and some catnippy toys 2~!
Many congrats to FluffyB!
I’m wearing an old T-shirt and PJ bottoms – bare feet.
This potluck is amazing! Haven’t had breakfast yet, so I’m bringing my Belgian waffle maker and unlimited batter to make waffles to order – and bringing fresh blueberries, strawberries, and many kinds of jam and jelly, along with butter, whipped cream, and maple syrup.
(not quite sure yet how the comments nesting works so I hope this ends up in the right place.)
oh, and apples and oats and carrots for Petunia!
I is far awai frum my dadcat todai so I is glad to have sillybrashuns here! I is warin mai green niteshirt and sockses. Nais not to hav to get dressd yet!
I has sum hoammaid blooberri muffinz for evriwon!
It IZ a nice playce to bee, isn’t it??? Heer?? spehsullee, wehn yoo cant bee ware yoo reelee WANT to be!
But thoz hoammaid blooberri muffinz ar luking reelee tastee! AN helthful!!!
*butters wun*
*nom nom nom*
Yum yumyum !
I’m wearing a purple waffle-weave tank top, black capris, and sandals (and underwears). I’m in the process of making Biscuits & Gravy, I’ll bring ‘em along!
Sowree ais sew layt!! Ai wuz owt fyndin flutterbai eggs an ‘urplurs. Nooooes!! Nawt foar brunch noms! Foar hassin teh Monarch flutterbais! Ai nawt fynds lawts, butt (*!*) ai fyndid SUM.
Sew heer ai iz, warin mai green trowsurs an green ti-shurt, anna beeg smyol cos ai gonna bees teh Flutterbai Laydee agin di yeer. An ai browtid mai faboarits – skramblold eggees (frum chikins, nawt flutterbais) wif creemee cheezis an smokid sammins, hoal-grayn toests, an Kahlooah foar dat yummeee-smellin cawfee. Ai can has Mimowsa tu start wif, pls?
LOL!!! Thinking ov scrambloled eggs frum Flutterbai eggs!! Prollee NAWT so grate, akshoolee!
Alpaws alpaws.. clappty clap Grats tu yur bery not second not second! I haz a happee fur yoo
Aw, fankyew Nsanesylum! Tu b onist, et iz nawt teknikalee mah nawt sekkund nawt sekkund, but et iz mah nawt sekkund solo nawt sekkund, witch iz wye ai wuz sow shokt. Ai hazza beli flattered!!
*big happee face* yoo be berry kwik to tap tap klik da pushy leters. mai paz bes doin seberl at a time so to slow jo! snerk
Yoo AR ;uking kwite pale – or iz that green????
*getz sum icee water cloths – pats FluffyB awn teh forened*
*Pullz aut teh comfee chayre (teh wun no one expects! – Pd’B)*
Nao – yoo just sit heer until yur stronger!! An heer iz sum ov Annipuss’s delishus fresh brood cawfee! Creem? Shugar?
*stir stir stir*
Fankyew JCH4K! Kawfee wif 2 sugirs adn cream wud b lurvlee! Ai feel mush betur alreddy!
Fluffster! Congaratz on teh nawt sekkund nawt sekkund. W00t!
I have a box of fresh doughnuts from the best doughnut shop in the world, some fresh-squoze tangerine juice, and some champagne so we can have mimosas.
My outfit is Hawai’in print boxer shorts and a red t-shirt with the Moto Guzzi logo on it. Bare footsies, and messy messy hair.
QCanHasBestDoughnutShopintheWorld????
Ai think ai need to trai wun ov those, too!
An mimosas wif fresh-sqoze tanjereen joos! Heven in a glass!
Ai finks Ai’ll keeps him!
An happi farver’z dai 2 awl daddehs
My Daddeh lubs me eben when I is notty.
U no cahn haz snuggles, awl snuggles iz myne!
Happee Daddies Dai tew awl ICHC Daddies!!
ai has tew hav mai daddy day next Caturday…ai don get paid till dis friedegg an ai is broke! ai feels rly bad, dad sed he dunt minded, but ai do…
awww – yore daddy luvs you even if yew haz no monies! daddies ar like dat!
{{{hugs}}} he loves you for just thinking of him!
Happeh Daddy day! The picture iz cyoot 2.
Latcho baro divas! big happy day!
Happy solstice, Happy first day of summer, Happy Father’s Day!
Gud hevens! Ai furgot abut thoz odder things!
It reelee IZ a moast awwwww spishus day, izn’t it!???
n de furst dai ob winnter fur the sudern half ob r ball ob mud!
happee sun day!
o hai Blackbellied Jack, iz “Latcho baro divas” in teh Roma langwaj? Divas = day in menny Indien langwajs, an baro/baraa meens big. Menny werds simmiler. Ai reeded a artikkle wen ai wuz kidlet, whut sed teh Roma trabelled frum anshint India tu Yurup. Roma langwaj habs menny menny werds in kommun wif teh anshint Indien langwaj Prakrit.
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An ub korse, tu awl cheezfrenz, happeh solstiss, happeh fadda’s dai, happeh Sundai.
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Dis past wiik wuz teh birfdai ub Aung San Suu Kyi, a berry admyrabl ladee. Herz daddeh wuz grate man, tuu.
Moe – have you seen the movie Latcho Drom? Fabulous! About Roma peoples.
Ai havn’t scene it!! Sounds reelee interesting.
*goes to google*
OH!1 LUK waht ai fownd! AWL theze marvelous pikchoors!
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Well – that luks a littlol long! Wunder if it werks??
Dont think it duz!!
But – just googlol Latcho Drom an yoo will find waht ai did! Ai think ai’m gonna bai it!
No, ai wants tu see its! Ai finkso itz awnline but ai kan haz stoopy sloe innernets konekshun. ai wil haz tu luuk fur DVD.
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Ai wuns seed a film cawlled “Black Cat, White Cat”, direkted bai Emir Kusturica. It wuz teh funneh! Teh kerrekterz speeks a miks ub Roma an Serbo-Croatian, ai finkso. Ai cud tell teh Roma parts cuz ub teh simmiler werds!
An. . .yur Serbo-Croatian iz hao gud???
Mine – nope – it’s NAWT there!!
*rummages arown in brane*
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um, ai kant find enny serbo-croatian, aiz afrayd. jus teenytinyliddle bit ub koinkydental Roma. Gud fing teh DVD had subtitels
TAHT shud halp a LOT!!!
Ai think ai’m going to get it wif sum ov mai burfday munnies!!
his hit lyk romeo an julet? croat cat faslls in lov wif roma whit cat?
Frankyou for manshining Aung San Suu Kyi,
yes, she is awesome in the extreme
Smoos and snorgles to all the Dadses
O mai, wat a beyewtiful kitteh, teh seerius faice, teh pritty green eyez, teh sawft luukin luvlee furz, teh pointy endz dug inno teh showlder!
skweeeeeee!
Dis kitteh looks wif BIG Green I’s lyke teh Pussnboots kitteh from Shrek.
dis is so cooote.
Dammit, I’ve got something in my eye…
there there! *pats fuzzybeard onna bak*
Awwwwww {{{{{{{{Fuzzybeard}}}}}}}
Teh hartstrings gotted tugged a bit too hard?
I hope that kitteh is doing her job – leaving lots of golden fur on that black sweater.
aifink shee is maikin it spel owt ‘ai luv u daddy’ ♥
dat is aussum pikshure. nies lite and berry ekzulent phokus. whooefer maid it did ekzulent johb.
Gettin red E tew go tew Chirch here in Orygun. BUtt (!) has bringed a surply of soarft dwinks for the kittehs and sum chawklolot cubbered spresso beans fowr teh Ad-ults.
awlso has Barbi-Q in free sodeid types … chicken, pawork, and beeffs
wif sez am mi seed bunz az well.
Happy alalfa, clober and hey day to awl teh dat cats oawt there!
(ALalfa clober and hey be fodders ewe sea)
*snerk*
btw Wearing Black slacks and a russet cololololerd shirt wif short slebes.
BBQ!!! yummy! Fank u catslave! Iz a pleh rainee dai heer an taht wil reely hit teh spawt!
*KLONK*
(reelee SERIOUS heddesk)
OW!
watch teh heddesk JCH4K! Tehy can bee awlmost az bad fowr teh branze as teh splorts ~
Oh – LOL!! An yoo even browt teh sez am me bunz az well! Mai favritz fur teh BBQs!!
Fanks, catslave fur the Barbi-Q! Ai is bak frum church heer and wareing pinkee slaks anda bloo tank top.
Ai is late aginz, but ai is warin bloo dress an blak high-heel shoos. We haz beened to church an a resepshun fur our retyrin pastor. Have sum cukkies! Ai maded lots.
Cheezburgers fur awl the daddyz!
*fiers up gril*
**Brings out teh condime…kondi…all teh fixin’s….mustard, let us, ketchup, etc.**
AI has teh fixin’s, Zoe!
Happeh Faddur’z Dey tu awl teh dadz owt dayr – no maddur wut kaind uv kidz u iz dad tu.
Too toandd Bayjj Kitteh
habz t3h besstest Daddeh. Lubz
2 shayrr Nom Nom Bawkz!
Daddeh fowndz Kitteh
wenz hurz wuz liddill. Kitteh
choaz himz ryte away!
Bayjj Kitteh coodz nawt
hab beegurr Happee! Dis iz
match maydz in Hebben
Jack.
Hebbenly, Jack… just hebbenly.. as uusual.
Daddy’s Day wuz alwais a little sad fer me. Mai dadeeh was teh pleh bigamist who when they cot him, picked teh odder fambily he had ober us! An we had him nawt second! An he nebber paid child support, neifer, teh jurk. But later, I decided tat Daddys Day wuz gud as it celebrates the gud dads who either stay aroun ur at least duz teh support. Iffn yu haz the gud daddeh, you gives him BEEEG hug todai. Yu iz luki skunks to has him!
Awwww….I haz a sad reeding dat furst part. Iz sry u had ruff tiem groeing up.
Sumwun sed “It’s eezy to bee a fahthur, but its hard to bee a dad” Ai coodn’t uhgree moar.
Aifink itz grate dat u nao leik Daddeh’s Dai….datz gud attatood. Happee Daddeh’s Dai 2 u!
{{{{{carosue}}}}} Den, ai wishis yu teh Joiful Sololstis, insted. An pleh tu dat stoopee man-wut-doan-disurf-tu-bees-ur-faddur. Wii lubs yu!
{{{{{carosue}}}}}
Iz a sad truth dat not awl dadz b gud dadz. I sry dat u gottid wun uv deh lowzee wunz. Dere b lotz uv gud guyz hoo not b deh biololgic dadz, but dey b gud dadz, unklolz, big bruzzerz, step dadz adn adoptifying dadz, adn wii sillybrating awl uv dem and awl deh gud dat dey du fur deh kidletz adn deh critterz.
Happeh daddeh day to all.
Grt foto, kyoot kitteh. Sumdai i hope to hab kitteh like tht.
Mine daddeh lufs me tu!
Happy Father’s Day everyone!
What did you do for your dad?
Dis piccy, it r nawt meh.
Still and yet, mah crabby daddeh was treeted too a yummy lunch and coconut cake, and I gotted him a video and some cassettes for his car, and a card that was quite meaningful, I finkso. He was polite and seemed to like wutt I gotted him, so dat is teh best I can ax furr.
My muddur, she makes up furr teh crabby.
I gotz my DaddyCat a erly prezent – a mobel fone so he can’t hide from me, but (!) he leafs it at home most uv de time…he’s gittin bettur…he brot it to lunch at my howse todai.
Mah daddeh is da bestest an mos gratest daddeh n awl da whirld and parts of Can-nay-dee-uh!
Ah gibbs him DVDs ub Da Free Stoojes an maked him laff.
Ai LUBs dis piksher! Kitteh bin cumfortid bai hiz Daddeh. Makes me go AWWWW on Daddehs Dai.
Dat kitteh akshully reminz mi off may lil dahling Dario…saem beeeg, trustee green eyeses, only he’s a tooxeedoo cat….he is like that with me, awlwaiz snuggling up and looking at mee fur protuc-.protek—fur keeping him safez, and licking my faece and hanz wen I is exhosted…an’ he is dat wai onlee wif mee. Berry strainsh.
Anyone know what kind of kitteh that is? He has such big green eyes.
thatz som luki shot they got ther. itz the shrek ket
OMG!!!!!! Thats soooo cute
WOW!!! Mega cute kitteh.
THAT IS SO CUTE
I gots 4,293 votes on this picture and caption so far, and I didn’t even think it was especially good when I did the caption. I guess we gotta keep on makin’ deh pictures and captions weaffer we thinks they ’specially good or not. The ones I usually think are funny usually flop. I love the look on kitty’s face, such suffering, but such faith that daddeh will make it all bedder.
Hwi, evurybudy!! Ai haz bin at icanhascheezburger fur a few munthes, an Ai has no budy to talkz to!!!
LOL! xD Surry, Ai is jus only used to havin sumone to tawk to. My apolgies… :blush:
btw, cute lol!
cute and funny and i hope that was fathers day
awesomes!!!! little puddy
aww adorable i love it!
LOL THAT IZ ZO CUTE
i love ichcb its funny!!!!!!!!!!! my fave is: my dadda lubs me
that’s so cute
looks kinda like “Puss In Boots” from “Shrek”