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OMG! SLOW DOWN! Yer gonna get us KILLED!
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yesh. yesh u wurr.
Butt nawt verree funnee – fur fyootcher refrinse, yu myt lyk to trai sain sumfink funnee or cleber an to do wiv teh pikchur. Tehn yu will be rewarded wiv singings an dansings an teh admurayshun ob yur peers. Juss sain!
There’s cake in the break room, ladies…
Hmmm cake!
But – none iz not a troll! none iz a noobeh hoo iz a stranjer in ar stranj land!
But we can still hav teh caek, as we cant exacttlee celerybrate Noobe none in teh tawk spot!
Waht kind did yoo bring??
Ai brot lemon layer caek wif razzbery fillin’ & teh foofy budder-creme frossing! Plentee fur all!
=^!^=
yummers! fank u OM!
an I have chonklit caek wif chonklit frosting and sprinkloled with colorful hundredsanfounsinds!
and … cud it be that none was being ironololical? becuz the animals in teh picture were going so fast, and were trying so hard to win some sort of race, that the cry of “furst” wuz actually funny?
or am ai over-interpretating?
and can ai has sum caek?
Ai think – in teh best ov awl whirrlds, yoo hav found teh correct solution!
Analytical mind analyzez teh problim. Taht izzn’t kwite rite!
Analytical Phillipe iz analyzing? Wai duzznt this werk????????
But we can still hav teh caek!
Ohh, ai lyke yore finking! GUd 2 C funny in ebberyfing! and 2 C good in ebberfing. Epp-specialty IRONY!
hmm *ponderponder* “first” iz spelld in regular speek not lolspeek… iz more liekly to be simple noobee mistayk if iz in lolspeek, trying to fit in but not knoing teh roolz. so culd be noobee mistayk or culd be siting ob trollus primus ifinkso furver obversayshun iz warrunted.
Aha – Datz wayr it wented.
*putz yelollo bawl bakk in rakk*
iz taht teh wun taht gotted knokked into nekst toozday (being today) at teh trol-hed crokay game last sunnyday?
Iz it Toozday awlreddy?! *luuks at paw*
Akshullee aifink is wun frum yesturdayz trikky shawt. Ai hadda hit it kinda hard tu get awl teh otturz goin, adn aifink it snukk ober tu heer.
Wich meenz tumorro we gets tu see whut teh cween sent us.
Hmmmmm – teh identimafying ov teh t.r.o.l.l.s. iz trikkier tahn ai thot! Teh wun burger troll wuz reelee eezee!
Bak in teh old daze – when ebree thing wuz simpler!
Ah din’t noe dere wuz a kaek room hyeer! But den, I ain’t uh laydee eiver. Phoo
(manz are welkom too, ifinkso maus wuz just inviting teh ladees hoo wuz wundering abowt teh trollus primus, aka “furst troll”)
genius-spree-seas nayme! An wii lolfrens R nyse 2 trolls, NE waze! (moos-lee)
Ohai none! Mai ai pleez hang this awn yoo! Az yoo ar way up there on teh top?
~~~PLEEZ REED THIS!
This is Ambercat, Tidmum and SJ walking fur teh Brest Canser! Tehy need sum moar sponsers! Can bee az little oar az much az yoo can!!
THIS Iz WHAT AMBERCAT ORIGINALLLEE ROTE
Me an SJ/Martoonie an Tidmum (anTehAngstyWun) – an mebbe odder Brit gurlie cheezpeeps – is awl taykin part in teh Race for Life. Is a 5km run/walk/stagger in ayd ob Cancer Research UK an is a Wimmin Oenlee sponsord fingy.
To sponsor me (Ambercat), plees to go heer
h t t p://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames
To sponsor SJ, plees to go heer
h t t p://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/sarahfahy
An to sponsor Tidmum, plees to go heer
h t t p://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/clairewhite16
Yu donut has to sponsor awl ob us – hek, yu donut has to sponsor enny ob us! Yur kynd thorts an gud wishis is enuff, tho munnees will halp to canser reserch bedderer!
Ambercat says:
June 22, 2009 at 7:58 am
If yu canute gib a munnee, plees leev a cheery commet awn teh “3 Racy Gurls” post, awn CheezTownCryer. Tidmum’s AngstyWun is doin it too an Ai wont to be abul to sho her AWL teh peeps, AWL OBER TEH WERLD, taht is cheerin her awn! (An teh rest ob us too!)
An ai want that too!! Tidmum’s dotter, “TheAngstyWun” iz just 14 an lerning teh ways ov teh whirrled! Wud be nice to show her hao much we care!
An then we can say
“Lookit thoz Brit grrrrls go!”
Teh Race iz in Joolai, so we hav a bit ov taim yet! But teh moar, the bedder, az teh cauz iz so werthy!
Oh – an lurkers?? Yoo can joyne in, too! Indeed, Yoo ar moast heartilee invited to do so!
*duz happy dans fur none, hoo iz maybe funnee awn purrrpose becuz ov teh race element – oar – maybee nawt? No one knowz – except none.*
Dans dans dans dans
Swoop swerrl leeeeeeep land!
Swoop to teh rite, swoop to teh left
JAZZ PAWS!!
An deer Ambercat – az yoo were in teh TY – an ai didnt see ENEwun going to teh TY Boo Teek, ai snuck off there for yoo – an luk waht ai found!
This cyoot littlol bobblolheded Guinness Piggee – riding a bike! Iz taht teh cyootest thing ebber???
Heer yoo go! Itz fur yoo!
Lookit taht S car go!
*heddesk*
Puts Whoopie Cushion unner BF’s hed sew nawt hurting it!
Win!
Ai sez Ambercat gets teh reel credit fur bein nawt sekkund since hur comment akshullee had sumfin to do wif teh pikshur AND wuz full uv funneh!
Conga-rats, Ambercat!
*dansdans-notrollusprimus-dansdans-tawpspawt-dansdans*
ai a grees, NS! Ai gotted pepsea up mah noz laffin! An ai wuz finkin ub sayin sumfink abowt bakseat dribers, butt (heheh) bluesfan beeted meh tew eet.
lol….(ooo dotz!)
‘tiz a tye, mii tinkz!
CongaRatz tu Ambercat!!!!
FankQ! Ai is doin teh “Wehr’s teh Flor” TidyinOop danse, enneewun lyk to joyn me?!
*pownsiz awn baryus skatturd sheetz ob paypur*
*shredz dem*
Ai’z helpin!
*awaytz prayz*
Ohai Ambercat!
YAY!
YAY 4 funneh komment awn teh lolpic!
Wee dansdansdans n caper n spin n twurl 4 u!
{ { { { { Ambercat } } } } }
Hugz n cheezluv,
FreeLion / Wiz
I’m wich u!
S car go, for the win!!!
Luuk owt fer taht stick! Deres a pebble inteh rowd! Dis izza crikkit crossin, slo down!!
Ar we awlmost there yet???
Iffn yew kids downt stawp axing mii dat, ai am gunna stawp dis turtlol and yew downt want meh tew stawp dis turtlol, cuz yew aint gunna lyks it iffn ai dew!
“dont mayk mii pull ober”,
(it wood take too daze, an denn wii 4 gotted Y wii is in teh brake-down layne)
are we there yet
are we there yet
are we there yet
are we there yet
are we there yet
are we there yet ?????
(well, its abowt time, dis iz teh thurd time i’v tryed to post a commint liek dis an finaly wp didnt eet it. hmmpf.)
sed Lisa and Bart…
Homer sed,
“no”
“no”
“no”
“no”
“no”
“no”
“no” !!!
NOW are we there yet?
wear-ever U go, dare U R!
KitKay FTW!
& wherever you are, there you go!
Dont’ u see that sloth up ahed? Ifn’ u doesn’t get out of teh way, u will crash in about elebenty days!
Ai haz tew goe tew teh baffroom! Cahn wii stawp fer eyescreem? Ai wanna see teh whirlds beegist bawl uv string, itz teh neggst eggsit! Pleez? pleeeeeeeeeeeeez?
Yew is trabelling in Minnesnowta, an yew didnt eben stawp fur a cheezmeet? Shame awn yew, bluesfan!
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2128 info bowt da whirlds biggest bawl ub string…
Oboi oboi! wii shud bee tehre in elebentyfyve yeerz! doan goe wiffowt us!
Hubcat’n'ai adn oar grrlz trabled als ober MN…2 luuk at als deh gianormus concret critter statuez dat ebery MN town gotz. Elebenty-million yers from naow peepz gonna tink wii worship idolz ob fish’n'pelicanz’n’such-liik.
LOL – Kynda lyk teh Eestur Iylund ob MN.
Dis musta bin a sentral reelijyus sentur, sins we finds so mennee spessiminz ob teh waturr-baysd annymyool iydols. And juss luuk at teh skayl ob dem! Musta tuukin yeerz tu mayk.
If I have to stop this car… er… tortoise… oh, nevermind…
Ohai, Mausie! GMTA! Maded awlmost da same commint upfred
i’v made taht thret, nevvar had to follow throo on it tho wunse i did hab to start pulling over to teh side ob teh rode, fings settlold down reel qwik after taht.
Watch owt for teh guy in teh old-fashioned wheelchair,too!
Oooooooooan loolout fur that big TREEEEEE ober there!
**skwints**
U meen dat one 5 miles ahead ??
Oh yeah,we’re heddin rite for it !!!!!!!
LOL in the classic style.
Nao, yder taht is a teeny tiny tor toyse, or taht is wun HYOOJ snayul!
Snayulzilla!
Cheezis twyse! It’s a snyul! Geddintehcar!!!
Otay, dis commint had pepsea shootin owt mah noz…
owie!
that’s a way to cleen ur synuses as gud as enny – isn’t it?
usually hawt saws duz just fyn, oar chineez mausturd… but ai guess pepsea werks tew
O.o – oar wasabi!!!!
pep-c is bedder dan kroke, tho
bakshell drivers iz teh wurst, ai tellz ya!
luuky! wii bee habbin de ESCARGOT fur lunch!!!
hoep it’s a cold lunch; mister S Cargo mai be a lidl layt gettin tehre!
thurd seet drivers r werser.
mai sister wuz bein halpful on ower trip to Cali, and she kept yelllin at us to stawp distracktin the thurd seet driver (aka herself).
slow double decker bus is slow
get off my back, you slow poke
I iz not goin’ slo, yew iz goin’ 2 fast
Stop riding me…u shell-shocked or sumfin ??
luk owt! dere b a speedcamera! slow dawn!!!
infrared camra on deh red light!
u is so gonna get a ticket
ai cant afford tew shell owt fer a fine!
ohhhhhhhhhhh kaaaaaaaaaaay
Speed Deemun Turtlol …. nawt so speedy, akshullee.
Ohai, ns! eye lykes yore noo abatar! yer Hello Kitteh is always stylin’
This has the makings of a very low budget monster movie!!!
Maybe ICHC LBT proukshun?!?!?
tosses in a ‘d’ for good measure! ^^
gud idear!
An – I think somwun was looking for a nu low budget projekt to play wif this summer!
youcanhasstay-k-shun. (along wiff snaily and turtlol!)
OMG! I absolutly ROFLed at dis! Sooo funneh… *gigglez*
Ai has bin slymd. (ewww)
“Egon, hear’s yore mucus”
Stop dis ride!
I wanna gets off!
Snayle singz..
♫ Slow ride!
Take it EASY!
Slow ride! ♫
Slow..Ri..der…
omg bluesfan! ai lub playindat awn guitar hero ai do!
Tells meh teh storee bout teh tortoise and teh snail again…pweeze…
Luckily, dey boff habs teh built in crash protekshun.
.
Plz keeps arms, legs, and feelers inside teh ride at all tiems.
Whut abowt eye-stalks ???
Kin ai put those owtside teh ride ????
onlee iff u wanna bee knowed az “Ol’ Wuneye”
BWAHAHAHAHAAA…
iz all fun an games until sumwun loozez a eye-stalk
an den itz jus fun
i made yoo a funny commint but wurdpress eeted it
awwww *smaks WP wifaherring*
iiiiizzzzzzz ttttttttoooooooo ffffaaaaassssttttt, sssstttttoooooppppp
iiiiittttt!!!!
heerz burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Hashle an Kvnsgrrl an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today! kvnsgrrl, ob corse, being my favrit substitoot vakayshun burfday fairy
her told me taht for her burfday her iz going to teh GRAND KANYUN!! taht iz very egg siting, iz most byootimus an breftaking place. so her won’t seeing dis burfday greeting, but wen her gets bak evreewun wish her happee burfday! ok, i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, yello-choklit marblol caeks wif wippy choklit frosting, an leemin-poppyseed caeks wif orinj glaze. also iskreem, frooty fizzy party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif wind-yp rasing toy turtlols, mood rings, kandee, an yoyos taht wissle “elebenty-nine botlols ob beer on teh wall” wen tehy yoyo (for yor traveling entertaynment). an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
yay! fank u birfday fairy! *windz up awlteh toi turtlez an taiks bets awn whoo wil win*
Happee birfdai tew Hashle an Kvensgrrl-the awsum vacashun birfdai fairy!
♫♪
Slo down, yoo moove tu fast
Yoo gotta make deh moarning last.
Just kikkin down deh kobblol stonez
Lukking fur LOLz adn feelin groovy.
♫♪
Ba da, Ba da, Ba da, Ba da…Feelin’ Groovy.
♫♪
Oh Hai lamp-post,
Wutcha nowin?
I’ve kum tu watch yer lolcatz growin
Ain’t cha got no riymez fur mii?
♫♪
Doot-in’ doo-doo,
Feelin’ groovy.
♫♪
I’ve got no deedz tu dew,
No promisiz tu keep.
I’m dapplold adn drowzee and reddy tu sleep.
Let deh moarning tyme drop awl it petlolz on mii.
Life, I lub u,
Awl iz groovy.
♫♪
lol, tahts a purrfekt song for teh lolspeek!
yeshmam, Queen is terrifik at lolspeek! Simon and Garfuklol is good at musk! (grate sawng!)
Yea!!! fur Magesty!! Jus lub dat beaootifool song! Adn especially yur improvmintz!!
*Clappity-clappity-clapclap*
=^!^=
10Q, cween! ai lubs dis song!
*groovz owt wiff teh cween*
*taykz a left at 59ff street* lada-dee-dah-dah…
In thee ow ree – onleh 1 minnit tu nu LOL!!!
*krawssis paws and bites pointy ends in sheer eggcytemint*
ai wuddint hold ur breth…
*snikr*
I was just playing the optimist!!!
Well, no wonder it took so long for the next LOL to show up!!
tee, hee, hee!
We are approaching turtlol station #12. Please have your belongings ready. And a pillow. It’s gonna be a while.
honk-shew, honk-shu, honk shoe, zzzzzzzz
(hey kitkay, go luk at my profile
)
Yeah!!!! Congarats 2 U and E.Lunarsunny! Butt Ha-Y-yee! Tuff brake, taht. Unless he gits 2 go baer footz an waer a lava-lava!
no, but gets to wer short-sleeve shurts most ob teh time. himz pretty eggsited! (nawt abowt teh short-sleev shurts, abowt going to ha-y-yee)
boy, dis commyoot iz reelly long. mebbee shuld moov in closer to town.
Thei’s gawna b ferst wif dat spead, o mai gad!!
Wow is that a big snail or a tiny turtle?
Yep!
this is brilliant !!
WOW LOOK at that ES CAR GO!!!!!
ha hahahahahaha
And I’ve lost my STIK!!
Turtle looks annoyed.
This is sooo hilarious! Look at that ES CAR GO!!!!
Now that was a great comment!!!!!
ZOMG!!1!?@& did sNail dIED
ROFLMAO
talk about fast food
This is one lazy snail.
lol nice turtle