
They always seemed to know when George decided to try a vegan diet
maek sur u noe wut vegan meanz b4 u tri it.
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They always seemed to know when George decided to try a vegan diet
maek sur u noe wut vegan meanz b4 u tri it.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: webspinnr via Our LOL Builder
HALP, the mausies is eating meh
Congrats, two_kittehs!
I hate meeeeces to peeeeeeces!
Mr. Jinx ref, FTW!
fanks Annie!
At leest tehy isn’t Conga-Rats!
But teh Conga-Rats is dansin fur yu – wud yu liek to continue sillybrations from last lol in Princess Mu meadow, oar wud yu liek anovver spot?
I can has Hood stromberees fur ebberybody – sweet liek fraises frum Yurp, an so joosy tehy is awlmos impossible to get owtside of teh PWN (Paficic WestNorth).
that sounds great! I will has some strawberries fanks
An sum champers to go wif? Cummin rite up!
that is delishus, berry lubly
Taht DUZ sound reelee gud! Ai’ve nebber bin in teh PWN wehn strombereez were in. Hood – yoo say?? An they grow awnlee there?
NUTHING laik reelee sweet joossee ripe stroberrees!
An oh LUK!! Sumwun browt sum pound caek fur teh stromberree shortcaek. Ai nebber cud deside if ai laiked teh biskits oar poundcaek bedder!
we thot u sayd stawbarey FRANKS.
Not exactly burgers maid of cheez, but sonds like gr8 i d a n e way
Doan’t nom teh rodints!
Ai wullnut if tehy donut!
Mmmm…donuts wif walnuts…
Ai has
fudfrens awn mai mynd.As visions of sugar-mices dansed on mah head.
deez bee babbeh Gerbils — nawt meecees … dey have a longee tale wif hairz onna it. Butt that iz steel wun beery tolerant kitteh …
Naw, wun very stoned kitteh, who iz kwite conbinced der aer a duzzen dancing cheezburgers in frunt ob him.
Iz fulla bebeh kerits instead?
Dat muss be a berry tolerunt kitteh!
ifinkso mebbee hims tolerunse iz abowt all yoozed up.
Yep, him haz dat “juss wun moar nibblol awn mai eer….” lukk!
Dis kitteh haz a berry interisting facee… hee luks berry much likee a wild cat –
mai tolerence, lemmee show yew hao little ai has left…
hey, it’s a noo LOL! i’ll moov teh burfday party over heer for evreewun hoo didnt see it alreddyin teh last 10 minits.
heer iz burfday fairy to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to Timeless an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! an also HAPPEE FAVVERS DAY to all teh daddehs in cheezland
i will joyn teh gavvering in teh princess mu meddow an bring tasty fudjy cakes, lite ‘n’ floofy anjul fud caeks wif fresh froot an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crocay! (not reel trol heds, iz wuden balls paynted to luk liek trol heds. an tehy makes funny trol sownds wen yoo wak tehm!) an goodie bags filled wif bottels ob raynbo-bublols for blowing, coluring buks ob kyoot pinny gigs in kyoot costyooms (all lissensing fees go to teh Giness Piggeh Fund to Plz Not to Nom teh Rodents©®™), kandee, an boblol-hed bebbeh zombie dolls! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Ohai, Burfday Fairy! I notise teh linky awn teh pinny gig costyooms is nawt werking on tihs lol – I lukd at tehm on teh last lol. Berry kyoot, but gived me a scerry fot – imajin OWR GP in wun ov tohse! (the ballerina wun, by preferins!)
donut maek me cum ober dere…
Oh! Pleez! WUD yoo. . . .oh!
Nebbermind!
Yes!!! Plz kum ober heer, GP!!! Wii will lub u nad hug u and snorgloll u adn kawl u Jorje!!
Ohai cweenmj! Yoo ar a mynd reeder! AI CUD hav bin saying “Wud yoo pleez darn mai sox,” but – yoo guest it!
It iz SO muggee heer taht mai hare – it iz just a bawl ov FUZZ!
Ai’ve bin out piking up teh stiks frum mai yard! SOOOO menee!! But at leest, we dint looz ene big trees, laik so menee peeple heer did!
OH hai, Janet!! I haz been being lazy….. sleepinged until noon. Wii haz a full campgrownd dis weekend…. a hole bunch leeving tuday and anuzzer hole bunch kumming in…
Did yoo see that resippee fur teh summer tuna salad Pooty Tat left??
Ai wuz about to joyne him in teh drooling!
Tonite ai’m going to a consert – dont know hooz playing!
An afterwerds, we’re going to a frenz haus fur. . .littlol after consert refreshmints!
An tomorrow – teh burdfday partee fur a 95 yeer old frend ov mai Ant Daizy’s! It waz at a partee at hur haus wehn mai Mom & Dad met fur teh furst taim – she wuz 14 an he wuz 18. Mai gramma wud awnlee let Daizy go if she tuk Mom!
Oh – THAT – teh partee – ai wuz thinking maybee ai cud maek Pooty Tat’s Summer Tuna Salad!
*drool* Ai wuz THINKING ov baked beens – wich iz sumthing ai do verree well – if ai do say so mice elf!!
I awlso duz a gud pot uv beenz….. but PootyTatz tuna salad sowndz so gud…. If sumwun elz wuz doing deh kookking, I wud eeting eezer wun rite now. Dunno y i feeling so tired tuday…. Just wunna dem daze, I gess.
Oh, I ment tu asking… did u git tu meeting deh GP wen u wuz in Lunnun??? I finso, I wud swoon if I gotted tu meeting him.
*hazza small swoon just finking bowt it*
*wunderz if deh peepz hoo makez teh pinnygig kostumez wud making a LolPigBurglar owtfit, kumpleet wif jawntyy mouse stash and bear ay.
Oh yes!! He is teh moast charming! Ai think ai may hav sum pikchoorz – if ai can find tehm. He wuz in Swindon fur too days – it wuz a bike marathon – myols – fur a gud cauz. teh Casstle Run – oar sumething laik that!
We eben had a piknik wif Tidmum awn teh grass neer Ambercat’s haus!
Left out teh 28 fur teh myols! Moast ov it up hill in teh snow, ai think! He wuz REELEE pooped! He cayme bak, tuk a shower an a nap – an tehn Ambercat maed supper.
Duzzn’t that toona resippee luk gud??
Wut funz!!
Ai’m irining mai blowss fur teh concert! WHERE ar teh YNGs when yoo needz them! Oar – eben teh ONG. Wdunt eben hav to bee N, akshoolee!
Pyzi’s pikking up up in 10 minnits!
Ai wud maek yoo sum baeked beens an toona salad if awnlee yoo were cloaser! Maybee – yoo shud just hav a nice pizza delibbered!
LOL!! wii b twenny milolz owt uv town….. dey duzn’t dilibber owt here!! haz a gud tiym at deh consert!!
Wen I du dat, it sez 8 owerz 6 minnitz.
ooopz. dat wuz sposed tu b anser tu JK!
wair is tooona salad recipe!!
the gurls sed, TUNA WANT!!
Hang on, I findifying it fur u.
here it iz. just reeding deh neggst 3 aor 4 commintz .
hangin!!
yay, yew is fast (in efficient tew) ai mean an efficient
izzit me?………teh linkie nawt wants t’werk
oh, kwap!!
heere tryz dis.
*mutterz: Stooopee puuterz
YAY, me an teh gurls give teh cweenie big big {{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}
I haz no idea wut i did rong deh nawt sekkond time….. but dat wun werkt. *shrug*
Deh ppoter sez it will taking mii 7 owerz and 7 minnitz tu git tu ur howse…..kan’t wait tu seeing u agin, adn meeting deh kittehz!! {{{{JK & Kittehz}}}
Itz so far???? Ai think ai will get there faster tahn yoo will!!
ai nawt know which way you coming…..but wen ai came down there it took 6 hours!
be shur wen you routing yerself to go thru yakima jus like wen we had yakitup…..only cuppla hours from yakima
Hao abowt a fandango owtfit, GP?
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Ai wuz at stoopy werk an awlmost hurted maisef wen ai reeded teh Rhapsody. Hadded to do teh Silent Dansdansdans ov Hysterical Laffter. Teh ownly brite spot in a mun…mon…rlly big crappy werk week.
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FangQ!
oh 2M, ai still haz wun nuther ticket to mariners cheezmeet baseblol game………. let me look, yep, has yer name awl ober it!!
oopsie, heerz teh linkie to see teh kyoot pinnygig costyooms!
omcc is this fur reel?? Sum peepls. Poor pinny gigs. Dey do look kinda happee tho donut dey? Maybee dey lyk bein awl fancified.
*wanderz owt tu teh krokay feeld*
Whut? Noboddee heer?
*tayks a fyoo bawls frum teh rakk, hitz dem owt intu teh feeld*
1) Bloo bawl: cayr-troll.
*whakk!* … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Chokklit is yummy, but pleez don gib it tu ur kitteh!
2) Red bawl: insult-troll.
*whakk!* … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Yoo peeps ar stoopee! Stop tawking lyk bebbehs!
3) Green bawl: informayshun-troll
*whakk!* … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Teh fennec fox libs in Afrika, adn has reely big eerz.
*bonked on hed bai troll bawll.*
Hey!! demz krokay bawlz, not bays bawllz!! keeping dem on deh grownd!!
Ooops! Sowwy, mai cween.
Ai gess ai needz sum praktis hittin teh bawlz propurlee.
*wawks arownd teh feeld, ayming teh bawlz at eech obbur*
*goez tu green bawl, ayms at red bawl*
*whakk!* … … … o krak! .. .. . . . .o
Kittehs dont reely need tu krak! Lurn hao to spell!
*goez tu red bawl, ayms at bloo bawl*
*whakk!* … … … o krak! .. .. . . . .o
Mai brayn hurtz wen ai krak! Feed ur kitteh teh ryt fudz…
*goez tu bloo bawl, ayms at green bawl*
*whakk!* … … … o krak! .. .. . . . .o
Dont be frowing ur kitteh krak! At nyt, wen teh moon is full…
*teh bawls end up in a lyn*
Hmmm, mebbe ai can try a fansee trik-combinayshun shot?
*tayks anottur bawl frum teh rakk: a yellow furst-troll bawl*
*Lynz it up wiff teh green, red, adn bloo bawls*
*whakk!* …o !! … … …o !! .. .. .. ..o !! . . . .o
First !! You shud kno dat !! Stoopy stoopy !! Peeps can be hurtful
All the small rodents are obviously careful to make sure the cat won’t even try to milk them when they approach. Not even the simple vegetarians are safe.
I love a man who reads the fine print!!! You’re absolutely right!
(Of course, now I want to see George attempting to milk the rodents…)
milk rodentz?but…wat about teh pointy endz? an teh lack ob posable fumbs?
Ai’d laik to see ENEbuddee traiing to milk teh Row Dents! Yoo’d hav to hav reeelee teenie tinee fingurs. . .
tony, dunt vegan diet mean eat only vegans? wot do furry tunged hamgerice eat?
Vegan diet iz gud fur teh planet, kitteh.
Butts, I fink dat mebee u shud leeb teh vegan diet to ur hoomin, and u continue to be a carnivore.
*runz in wifakwikness*
happee daddehs dai to awl teh speshul manpersons dat duz daddeh type fings, eben if juss to their furbabeez!
*runz out to fetch moer cawfee*
(lyk ai need it, yaright)
Dis beez Maus an his fambuly visitink teh LCB perhaps?
YuP!! Cud bee Maus & famblee. Ai think ai see Maus, Mrs Maus (in teh whyte), an teh two Maus dottirs!
teh mausie awn kitteh’s ryt eer has teh gymnikkers awn; muss be teh hokkee-plain dorteh!
Oh, ai think yoo must be rite! Maus iz teh big wun between teh eers. Mrs Maus – teh wun nibbloling awn teh left eer? An teh Singer-dorteh wud bee teh wun stepping awn George’s eyelid!
Nice famblee! Sumwun shud send him this pikchoor!
**files inwifakwikness tu sai ohai an happee fawdurr’s dai tu mai frenz!** Ai gottid sum REELEE gud lump crabby meet atta growshree stoar, inee gud ideers beesydes crabcakes? ($30 super lump awn sayle furr $10 – hee hee, ai lubs a gud deel!)
crabby sallit?
Teh kynd lyke chicky sallit? Aifinked abowt dat tu! Yu habs a gud resapee? Tu mush mayo – do nawt want.
Well – disregard de bloo-ness – still not werkin fer me. – eh, I’d prolly use sumfin like de chawped pea-kans and some chawped pear (or happle) and maybe a ittle bitty bit of some mayos – but I LUV me sum mayos…and garleeks eez always a gud addishun, aifinkso.
O an apparuntlee ai leffed mai mannurs atta growshreee stoar – Ohai Griffyn! Ai donut finkso we meeted befoar! **extends culurful wing ov frenship**
fankee so much – Ahm a reecently re-formed luuurker who hast deecided to come into de-light. {{{ph}}} good cheese frens!
Whale wellkome tu dis happee plase! Ai wuzza lurkur fur kwitawile tu, butt (!) is sew mush moar fun tu plai heer!
Yufinkso garlic wud go whale wif crab? Ai wuz finkinso lyke mebbeh a wasawbi mayo sumfing. **pondurs**
garlic is lyke mayo and chawkolat – eez good on most ebberyfeeng – but u deedided fur yursef the seesoinings u lyky de bestest….mebbe sum lemmings?
Troo, troo. Ai lubz garlick butt nebber finked ov it wif seefud. Lemmings – awlwais. We eet lemmings awl teh tyme, lyke orinjiz!
Ai gonna go du sumfin wif dis crabby stuffs. Nycetumeetcha Griffyn, hab fun! Ai sea yu laydur, aihopeso!
Bai owld an gnu cheezfrens!
ohai Parrothead an ur noo fren Griffyn! *extendz floofy paw of frenship* u b a longtym lurker? ai so glad u kumz owt to plai!
Ohai noobeh! Hao yu iz dis fyne fawdurrs dai/lawngist dai/summur soulstis?
ai m doin good, et tu? ai haz teh beeeg lazee wif teh hubbycat todai. we sillybrated fawdurrs dai last weekend wen teh kidlet wuz wif us, but todai she b wif her daddeh so we can do nuffin awl dai iffn we lyk… an we lyk dat.
few monts – but lub, lub, lub eet – cheezpeeps ahr de awesomeness!…and funnies too…whyrld needz funnies.
yesh eberywun is sew nys heer an ai njoi chattin wif teh peepz but (!) eben wen ai haz no tym to bisit wif peeps, ai lyk to lurk an reed awl teh goin-awnz. it neber fayl tew mayk me gigglol! ai iz honurred to meetchew. u nawt b teh bloo yet so maybee u cud fren me?
fanks sew muchhh! I be tryin four 2 or free daiz to bee blooo…I’ll try again laterz.
testing 1-2-3 – bloo?
I’m bloo! I’m BLOO! an an an it WERKS too!
Happy dans dans dans!
Fankee too ahl who hepped and provided inkurajdmint!
so troo, so trooo…..
ohai Kafleen! how u be todai?
*pats kafleen between her silkee soft eerz*
Ohai kafleen! {{{{kafleen}}}} Just going out! BAI!!!
*kumz running wif deh herd-uv-elolfantz-feetz!
*Pa-dumpf, pa-dumpf!! Pa-dumpf, pa-dumpf! Pa-dumpf, pa-dumpf!
*krashez intu Kafleen!!
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Oh hai!!
Ohai cween! **kurdseaz** Ai hazta go **powts** butt we hab a gnu frend Gryffin up dere! Ai shoar Gryffin wud be on-urred tu meet yu an teh odder cheezfrends! Hab a gud nite!
Why fanks u berry mooch! Cween haz alreddy honnored mee bi bein my Cheez Fren…yesh.
Dat wud bee why hurz teh cween – awlwais tu steps ahed! **pawlajyziz tu cween an Griffyn**
no need 2 pawlajyziz – eetz berry berry nice tu have frends to help ovver frends.
cween – you been hangin’ out wid dem elofantz on ParrotHead’s profile?…datz a seriously awesome place in Hohenwald….over awayz frum me in TN.
Ohai, Griffyn! Glad u has desided tu cum awt ov teh lurkkerland!
oops, sry, I got distraktifyed by reel life. Hai, Gryffyn…. I gabbed u a welkumming a lol oar tu bak, but I wuz kinda late…. story uv mai life…. day late adn a doller short. But welkum agin, in case u didn’t seeing deh uzzer welkum.
*passes rownd deh chokklitmartooneez
**klinkkee glassez
Cheez!!
KK – nice to meetchew!
Cween – Cheez!
Dere’s elofantz awn mai profile? Odeer! ai meen, Ololfantz! **maykes noat tu luk at profile**
I haz a beeg sowwy – I knos I saw dat somewherez – the elephant.com sanctuary – but (!) naow I cannnnnot find eet…eetz not yure profyle tho…iffins I findz it, I’ll be sure to let you kno so you kno thet I’m not Compleetly nutz…only sumwhut sumtimez.
Ey new ey saw eet – it iz on Krelm’s profile…I new it, I new it…
Sowwy agin PH…. {{{ph}}}
This lighting is SO FAKE!! Come on, you should be embarrassed to submit something that is this obviously a product of Photoshop.
Poor kitty. He’s covered in feces.
Dey alwayz seemz to noe wen I haz not had my coffee.
awww don eat da mousies
awwww DON EAT TEH KITTEH!!!!!!!!!
Vegan meenz u dont eat anyting made ovv animals.