
THE GRUMPS sometimes it’s genetic
oar mebbeh iz jus a kitteh fing.
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THE GRUMPS sometimes it’s genetic
oar mebbeh iz jus a kitteh fing.
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wen Mama haz a grumpee ebreewun haz a grumpee!
*crikkits churp*
*waives paws* hay ebreewun, noo lol up!!
*crawls awf tew corner wifalonlee*
No! Ai is heer! Nawt alone! But isn’t it a stranj feelin wen you has a nawt second an no wun iz there to sai YAY! So ai says for yu, YAY!
fank u carosue! teh tymes uv the lols bee bery strainge dese dais!
Ewe wood di ofz de thurstiesandhongri waittin on meh! Ai hez de jerkd pork wid barbie sauc, a crispy hashbrun tatoes an frez gardin salidwit tumato, cukz an onion. Tew dink, Ai mek ewe a crock o crikwader *ummm-With Gin, Vodka, lemonaid,limeaid and tons of Ice* Slorrie ai slo!
oooh! ai wud wayte awl dai fer noms lyke taht! Fank u op_sMama!
ai hoap ur recobery iz comin along otay?
Someone needs to solve the mystery of the mysteriously mysterious off-time LoLs today…
They’ve bin off taim fur sebral daze now. Sumwun sed there were problims wif WP. But ai dont reelee know.
ebernin ebberyones! an congratumalashuns, Bluesfan! hopes u enjoying ur nawt sekund!
Ai rited 2 teh cheezes an Tofu sed dat dey wuz gettin dem 2 WP awn tiem, but WP wuz nawt puttin dem up at teh rite tiems. Dey aer tryin 2 put fings rite.
ohai annipuss! hao be u dis ebernin? lukkin lyke a storm be brewin outta mai winder!
Iz berry dark heer an nawt eggzaklee warm! Sunset nawt fur haff an ower an Ai haz teh lite awn awlreddee.
Duz sound laik a storm. Just laik we had yesterday. Mid-afternoon – reelee DARK!
All the bedder to see teh litening bai!
weez hadded a nawt quite sunset sun set…teh clouds r gatherin an ai is nawt likin teh luk ob teh clouds outtasde mai winder
Do yoo hav teh strong winds, too? Hope there ar no neerbai treez to fawl awn yoo!
But heer – teh sn iz nao shining – wich akshoolee meens ai need to go out an pik up sebral trukloads ov fallen twins an littlol branches an tehn mow a lot! ai’ve got a hay feeled heer insted ov a lawn!
Congrats, BluesFan — and what great drinkees and noms, op_sMama – thank you!
omcc! pulled porkee sammishes! nomnomnom
*liks runnin jooses down paw*
Noobeh, You back from vacay I see. Did you have a good time?
Ohai Mainlycoon! {{{hugs}}} yesh, Begas wuz teh bestest tym! Teh hubcat an ai gotz tew escayp teh pleh RL fur a bit AND ai gotz teh cheezmeet wif CC81! Der b pikchurz on muh payj iffn u sew inclynd.
how u b muh fwen?
pretty good. I had a mini vacay (2 days). Stayed home but (snerk) the weather was great.
sumtymz doze b teh best baycayshunz. u akshully rest an getz stufz doen.
Ohai, mainlycoon … I’m fairly new here … I have a Maine Coon, too – beeeg guy – 25 lbs, dark brown tabby … the light of my life! Tell me about yours!
ai juss c u O&P an thot ai wud say Ohai! u will luv it heer! feel fwee to mayk teh fwen rekwests to all cheezpeeps cuz teh b teh warm an fuzzee welkumin kind of peeps.
*extends floofeh paw of frenship to O&P*
*shakes noobeh’s paw *
Thanks, noobeh. I luv it here too!
Ohai o & p, ai wanted tew sen u a frend rekwest, duz u haz a profyle?
*Ambercat eemurjes form unner a pyul ob nawt-verree-gud, akchully eggzam paypers*
Ohai, Ai has finishd markin fur teh dai – ennwun lyk to joyn me in a glahss ob Vino Collapso?
Ai wud!!
Vino Cololapso?? Red oar whyte???
Tihs wun’s whyt – it myt be payntstripper butt (!) Ai donut cair!
*clinkie glasses*
Mmmmmm . . .payntstripper!! Wun ov mai favrits!
Hav yoo bin werking awl day??
We had reelee strawng litening storms yesterday an teh day befoar – most ov teh taim ai had to hav mai pewter unplugged. An teh winds were verree strongs, too! LOTS ov big trees an big limbs down awl ober! Ai lawst a big branch frum wun ov teh Blak Locust treez. Nao ai need to find wumwun wif a chayne saw to cut it up so ai can moove it!
yup, awl dai; awl dai tomorrer; awl weeeek weeeek weeeeek – an tihs is mai “holly dai”!
*putz awn Pollyanna hat*
Well. . .at leest yoo get to do it at hoam – wif teh amazing Amber an teh bunnies an teh pinney gig.
Mai grandNefooz Gage an Julius (the red heds) were ober a cuppla daiz ago – an tehy traied teh HobNobs. Tehy LUV them!
Ai’m glad ai dint put them AWL out – oar they wud be toadalee gone!
we’ll has to send yu som mor – did yu gib thm ennee marmite?! An has yu sent Salleh her ” Sir plise”?!
Not yet – but she noes sumthing iz coming. Ai hav SEBRAL things ai hav to send, too! ai wuz GoiNG to do it today – but ai went wif frenz to a WWII Nomandy Invashion Re-enaktment insted.
We haz teh beech – an teh doons. Tehy awlso did wun fur teh Japoneze – but ai dont rmember wich beech it wuz! It wuz reelee prettee gud. Tehy had three water landing vehiclez wich came in twice wif troops – an teh enemee troops were awn teh
doon. An there wuz a lite mist – maeking it a bit hazy az tehy came in frum teh laek. Nice effekt!
Ai haz juss pored maiselb a glass uv red – Sainsbury’s cheepist!
Aid joyne yoo, too, Annipuss – but itz way too urlee an ai hav LOTS ov werk ai hav to do yet. If ai hav moar than wun glass, ai will shurlee just go to sleep!
**hugz bluesfan473** Congarats tu yu! Solo nawt-sekkund, nawt-furd, and nawt fourf! Wut drinkees and danses yu lyke?
We seams tu be awl alone here, so teh hole bar iz ourz tu chooze frum!
O, fank CC! Ai wuz startin tew fink teh noo lol wuz jus a figmint uv mai maginashun!
Noo Ingerland iz havin teh crazee wevver laitlee, iz kinda pleh an muggie todai, aifink so a frozed margarita wud bee nyce! an purrhaps sum flaminco dansin tew goe wif it!
**cawls hur frend flamingos in, tells dem tu dans furr bf473** Margarita? Yu axed teh rite burdie, datz my speshultee! **whir whir whir goes teh blendur** Salt (salt! Salt!) or no?
ai cahn haz a strawmberri margarita wif teh shoogar rownd teh rim? kaithxyummy!
**frows frocsh strawberries intu blendur, whirblup, whirblup, whirblup** **rubs lime awn glass, dips intu speshul blinned ov strawburree-lyme shugar (wif red sprinklols). **karefullee poor poor poor**
Heer yu go! **klinkee glasses**
wowzee! Aiz sowwy to hab missed dat yummeelishis drinkee!
Ohai noobeh! Yewz nebber tu layte fur drinkees an dansees in Cheezland! **frows moar takillya, lyme jooce, Gram Marmyay, an frocsh strawberries intu blendur, whirblup, whirblup, whirblup** **rubs lime awn glass, dips intu speshul blinned ov strawburree-lyme shugar (wif red sprinklols). **karefullee poor poor poor**
Heer yu go! **klinkee glasses wif noobeh**
Ohai Parrothead! fankq fur teh refreshmentz!
*klinkee and slurpee*
I lykes yer finkin, yew dantz, ail dwink.
yay! fank u!
*clinkee glasses wif ph an judson an awl cheezfrendz*
*takes off clodhopperz frum last lol to flaminko wif teh flamingoz for bluesfan473′s singlol nawt second… *stiks rose in teef*
*runs in brefflesslee affturr danseeng at teh last thred too watch iddd wiff glee*
*shmoos kafleen between teh eers*
awwwwwwww
happy burfday idansdansdans!
*gibs shiny spiffy pair ob blakk tapdansing shooz*
{{{idansx3}}} burfdai hugginz fur u!!!
*gibs spaklee noo ribbon to lays ur noo tappy shooz wif*
Wowserz, noobeh, lookit teh sparkleez!! Wut a speshul addishun tehy make to mai new shooz! * I feelz a rivverdans coming on, ifinkso!* LOLS @idansx3
Oh? A Riverdanse?
I muss watch dis.
idansx3!!! berry cyoooot
OOooo0000oo… fanks, lunarmommy…I can seez mai face in tehm, adn tehy make mai feetz luk sew liddle!! * duz a thyme step adn a high kikk*
urrrm! *ahem*
If yoo luk al littlol downthred, yoo will find sum moar Burfday greetings!
{{{BF}}} conga-rats! Tuuk me a wyol tu refresh adn notiss teh lol finalee caym up! *dans-dans-solonawtsekkund-dans-dans*
Congrats BF473!
U didn’z it old skool – wif a random LOL!!!
Ohai Romeow! nys 2 c u {{{romeow}}}
ohai bf! congee cats awn teh tawp spawt! haow iz u tewdai? ennee noo myusiq foar us tew cheque owt?
NIce solo tawp spot, bf473!!! Soreee yoo had teh loneleez.
That haz happened to me – an it iz stranjlee VERREE skeeree!!! WAI shud that bee???
Butt – icy yoo ar having stromberree sumthings downthred – an Ambwercat iz having whine!
Ai’ll just joyne in!
teh moar teh meowierr! *clinkee*
*clinkie*
Mebbe itz juss morning … zzz
Dis irregular LoL fing is cauzin me distress! Iz it gonna stai dis way or can we has sum order in ar lives again? Maybe the order is “wun cheezburger, pleez” uf korse, an that wud be okay. Dis is like gettin redy fer lunch and the waiter duzn’t bring it owt, and then sumtimes yu has to leeve wifout anyfing! It is veri sad, ifinkso.
I reelly lykes the randomness, predictable is BORING. I fink it makes ICHC more innerestin an it gibs over peeps a chants at bean nawt sekkund.
Dat is tru, I hav notised it. But it lures me into EBIL. I wait too long fer the lol an am almost late to wurk!
Lol! ai has dun that. Get busy playin an fergits ta go ter werk…
Dis iz nawy teh economee tu be owt lukin fer a gnu job eever.
I’z wif judson! I liek teh randoms ov teh LOLz.
Reminds meh ov teh olden dais…wif burger voting.
Iffs we can’t hab burger voting, we can habs random LOLz?
Adn I likez it tu!! deh ran dumbnez iz makingz fur moar funz, I fink.
Uv Korse, I wun uv doze hoo iz awlwayz sprized bai deh noo lol, eben wen dey kum at deh reguloly skeduled tymez.
*nod nod nod*
Oh, cween, I fot I waz teh onwee one dat wazn’t plotting teh tiems of teh LOLz.
Nice to hab u bak. Meny kudos fur awl u duz fur ICHC.
Ohai, mai queen *Courtsey and blush*! Ai onlee foun outz boutz dem lols bean regulaar an now dis univwers iz spinnerin! Ai hop ewe ar weel outz in de willdernesh!
lol bluesfan! com owtta corner 8)
Wekum to owr happy home…
**wundurs hoo tuk dis pikkshur ov hur huzbing an dotter**
Teh liddlol kitteh inna bak looks kinda hungover, or cornfuzzeled, or jest plane dim.
oar did u meen teh hooman inna bak?
Grumps…ai haz it. Ai saw mai behbehs yeshterday!
WOOOOOT!!! {{{{{KCT}}}}}!!!!
ai bet ur bebehs wer sew happee tew see u!
Dis wuz foar mai Hoem Health Eval an dey wudnt let meh see dem very mush (PT iz allergic uv kittehs) but ai maed as ai cud. {{{{{{{{bl473}}}}}} Ai cudda snorgled wif dim foar HOWRS! But eben a liddlol so gud to mai hart!
Enny snorglolz iz gud snorglolz!! I b glad u gottid tu seeing ur furrbabehz, KCT! I hopez ur leg b gitting stronger ebbree day!! I kan’t wait fur deh day u b home adn helthy adn happy!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}}}}}}} ai do gets strawnger eberdai but so mush needs to be don. Ai wuz so happeetayle to see dem. Ai almost cried.
I b shur dey b missing u tu!! Wunst I hadded tu b gone frum home fur 3 munfz adn lefting deh kitty wif a naybur kat dat she lubbed tu playing wif…… mai kitteh wuz so mad at mii wen I gotted home, hur sat wif hur bak tu mii!!! but, hur lubbinged on mai son. She wuz noeinged dat it wuz awl mine fawlt!!!
Gilt! Kittehs ar masters at teh “Gilt.”
mai kitteh be mads at me fer jus goin tew wurk!
{{{{{KCTailkinder}}}}} I been following your story here. Glad you will be home soon. It is hard on the kittehs … there’s no way to explain it to them. Soon, they’ll be lap sitting and purring and running your life again.
{{{KCT}}} U will be hoam wif em agin soon!!!! Hugz KCT and purrs.
wat iz teh gaim plan? U stil gettin tew stai fer teh rest uv teh week fer therapy, rite? ai hoap sew aneehaow?
{{{{bf473}}}} Ai am still getting owt but Ai still NEED hoem helth therapy or mai nee and ai cannot walk by myself. Still doan knoes teh gaim. Ai had an extray fizzical ferapee todai.
{{{{{Cattails}}}}} O ai will be so glad to go hoem. Foar awl mai cheezfrens, Cattails and hubby and Emmiesmommy an son hab kept meh sayne and halped meh so mush. {{{{{Cattails & hubby and Emmiesmommy & son}}}}
{{{KCT}}}
YAYYY!!! teh behbehs wer reelee happi ai bet! iz gud tew see KCT owt!
{{{{{{{jk2k}}}}}} Dey wuz happeetayle 2 see meh an ai wud hab dandansdansdansdans if Ai cudda. Dey lub meh still.
uv corse dey dew!! u iz lubbablol!
We ar awl hoping that all will be wll sune. An getting to cuddel yur babiez shud be a reel morale bilder!
But – they AR going to giv yoo teh hoam helth care, rite?? *werries*
*also haz a wurried*
Mebbe deyz borne wif it – mebbe itz mebelleine.
Tehy iz borne wif supremacy!
tehy wer borne before the wind. Also yunger than teh sun…
wun uv mai faborite Van teh Man sawngs!
i splorted. onoes. iz sooo kute. da little one luks pizzed. the other 1 (Da biggr one) luks tird. i tink da kittehs both need 2 go down 4 a napiebye. wat do u gis tink?
O noze, foxip splortid!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
*tucks kittehs in fer a napiebye*
Sorry abowt the splort, lemme hep. Using teh whiskey broom I sweeps the ooshey grey matter into a compact pile. Fairly revoltin, I frow away de broom an drinks the whiskey. Den we scoops the grey matterr into the gaping cavity and blow off the larger chunks of crud. Den we put the skull bits back in place, sorta, and dukky tape teh whoal mess togevver. A bavving cap fer protekshun and a cocktail, a choklit possum and off yew go. Be moar careful nekks time.
o judson, ur ccc iz wun ob mai faboritez eber!!! lol
O heer ai cum wif CCC..*weeoooo weeeoooo*
Gets cleened braynes an put bak in
Yoosed lemin smellies awn brayne
Put CHRG an used prittee duky daypes reel tite
Gibs u relax wif prettee floofy cheezmap blankee and gawt u hawt choklit and choklit martoonees and gibs u cukies.
Hoep u gets beddur!
izza tripple reskew, yay!!
Foxip, u shud bee gud fer luukin at awl sorts uv cayute pixures affer awl tehse reskews!
I notice dat it taeks three minnums per reskew! Unexseptable! We needs to git owr response time down to unner a minnum! An I fink we needs moar ob dem rilly swell whisky brooms. Lots moar.
Hic…
*clinkee* Hic!
fewz. i feelz bettr now.
tank u! lulz iz all betr now and is all gud and happi
ai noes diz feeleeng tew well….
Befores teh mornink catfeend.
Ai yoost 2 wake up grumpy – Caturdaiz an Sumdaiz Ai let him sleap awn
Letz dem sleepn kittehz li. Datz wha dey sez! How be ewe, Miss Annipuss? Hab ewe been fur ur cornstatushunal tewdai?
Ohai op_sMama. Dat wuz mai huzbing Ai had 2 waek up!
Yes, Ai haz been owt 2dai – an bean bakk hoem seben owerz! Ai goe owt ebbri dai unless dere iz sno awn teh grownd.
heerz teh burfday fairy, very late today but bedder late tahn nebber, i suppoze, to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to murrysMom and Idansdansdans!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, yello caeks wif crunchy topping an fresh froot and wippy kreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht liet up liek disko balls wen tehy bownse (for teh dansing), little windy-up kittehs liek teh wun in idansdansdans’s abatar taht dansdansdans!, kandee, and fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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ooooo – happee birfdai to murrysMom and Idansdansdans!!!
*bownsez 20 ballz at wuns fur discolite akshun*
♪ a a a a stayin alive stayin alive ♪
Happy birfdai to murrysMom hoo haz to bee a berry nise purrson – taqht shairs mai birfdai !! Yaaay!
Fank U to teh birfdai fairy 4 awl teh grate stuff to shair wif ebrybuddy.. I luvluvluv teh avatar dansrs!.. adn noobeh iz already a bownsy ball expert!!
OOOooo0000oo.. lites… ♫ a a a a –stayin aliiiiiive ♫ *dans’s off pointing pawsiz up & down.. ala Travlolta..
OMCC!! Ai just saw awn teh previous thred it’z Idansdansdans Burfday today!!
Ai shud hav NOEN it!!
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wat a boofull presentayshun Janet!
Janet,U haz outdun yorself! * Wipes away a teer * Wut a beautimus adn creativ birfdai prezzie.. Iz sew impressed! Fanks also for teh song..Ur voyce is in fine fettle todai!
Ai hoep iffn u reeds dis, u b habin a wunnerful weeken, all u cheezfrenz an nawt-yet frenz an lurkers alyk! {{{hugs4u}}}
Off ai go fur teh growsurreez! Tryin noo resipeez 2nt so ai haz an eggsited.
*waves bai bai * Fanks for teh memriez..
oboi oboi! ai jus saw a artikle purrfekt fer ICHC! Teh whirlds weerdest burgers!
Worlds Weirdest Burgers
ai vote fer teh wun tahts between tew grilled cheez sammiches!
omcc sum uv doze skurr me! but (!) teh grillcheez wun iz temptin. Teh baconburger iz alsew sumwut intreegeen. hmmm
*ponders if pownd uv bacon goez in teh blender or wut?*
ai cahn heer mai artries cloggin naow
ai fink ai wil pass awn the wun wif the glazed donuts, ai luff tehm but nawt wif a burger.
nom, nom, nom – not donut burger – butt (!) a grilled glazed donut wif homemade icee creems on top of it, while it’z still hawt off of teh hamburger grill machine – nom, nom, nom
Permishun 2 feal nawzeuss, plz!
Permishun granted!
*salutes an standz bak*
oh, teh liddlol wun awn teh rite luuks jsut liek mai Stormy!!! a prittee bloopoynt Himalalyan!!
wai u crais, uniquekitty? him are frolicking at teh bridge naow?