*runz away wif a kwikness*

SPLORT FAKTOR ELEBENTY!!!

Plz tu ware yur CHRG (wdoi) at AWL thymes! Extry ducky taype is adbised!

*Floofz pillow
*Tukz M up in floofy cheezpeepz map blankee.

(((LM))))

(i liekes teh mark twain wun, taht haz been very troo in owr howse, lol)

I’ve done it in front of various cats and most of them have been totally freaked out! Josie went looking for the “kitten”, meowing and had a very concerned look on her face. It was hilarious to watch!

I sleep lyk ded wummin, butt wen Josie did teh “meow” dat hur did befoar hur gotted sik, I wud wayk up immeditlee.

My fren cawled it “havvin mahm eers”.

Here awr uh few quotes in honor ob dat.

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. ~Ruth E. Renkel

It is much easier to become a father than to be one. ~Kent Nerburn

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ~Mark Twain

Father! – to God himself we cannot give a holier name. ~William Wordsworth

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: he believed in me. ~Jim Valvano

What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard for posterity. ~ Jean Paul Richter

Father taught us that opportunity and responsibility go hand in hand. I think we all act on that principle; on the basic human impulse that makes a man want to make the best of what’s in him and what’s been given him. ~Laurence Rockefeller

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. ~George Herbert

My father didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection. ~Sigmund Freud

My father always told me, “Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.” ~Jim Fox

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. ~Bill Cosby

A man’s worth is measured by how he parents his children. What he gives them, what he keeps away from them, the lessons he teaches and the lessons he allows them to learn on their own. ~Lisa Rogers

You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s. He’s more particular. ~Robert Frost

It is easy for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. ~Pope John XXIII

Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. ~Reed Markham

That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and the enemy of all. ~August Strindberg

The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them. ~Bertrand Russell

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. ~Tim Russert

Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows. ~Al Unser, Jr.

Fankies to ebberybuddy hoo sended rayne to teh PWN (PacificWestNorth). Heer in PDX we can hadded hard rayne an drizzle an lowd rayne an sunnys – awl in saem afternun!!! So I has a hopeful taht Seatlol can has too.

An skepticalpeeps says Web 2.0 has no powers!! Pfftt – ICHC cheezpeeps controls teh wevver!!!