MOTHERHOOD
MOTHERHOOD When sleep is a thing of the past
but tiemz liek dis maek it wurf it.
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Jus giv dem sum brandee, Mz Tigger.
Or Benadryl.
or get kyoot earmuffs!
congarats on teh top spot nightshayde!
Fankies, Gammacat! Ai cannot beleev a lol showed up almost on tiem.
ai know! i thot i was hallucinatin!
*hands owt drinks and sordid noms*
It really iz fur their own gud!
yup, taht benadryl wurks all right.
tired momma to kid: ooh, do yoo haz a sniffly noze? yoo duz, yoo duz hab a sniffly noze!
*gibs benadryl*
wun howr later:
kid: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
momma: phew
*sigh* Apparently mine rillee DUZ haz a sniffly noze rite nao.
Ai rillee hoap itz lerjix ravver den a cold.
Nope – itz a cold. *sigh*
Mai gramma parrothed yewzed tu cawl kremdamenth ‘nurve medicine’ oar ‘toofache kyure.’ Hur akshly kepped it inna medicine boddlol. Ai wuz bowt firtee fyve afore ai nosed dis.
lol. yoo nebber aksded yor gramma for any ob her “speshul medysine”?
LMAO!!! Wii kidletts gitted beer in owr bottles sumtymes wen awl da aunts an uncles were tugether an wii wuz “cranky”!
SKWWWWEEEE!!!!
*snorgles mommeh tigger and bebbeh tiger*
Tiggers a wunnerful thing!!!
♥ luvs teh tiggers ♥
Dem tops am mayd out ob rubbah!
Dem bottoms am mayd out ob springs!!!
dey bownsybownsy, pownsypownsy, funfunfunfunfun!
but de moats wunnerful fing abowt tiggers is…
i’m teh only wun!!
ai lovz dat ’spershun awn teh mommaz fase !!!
jess fink Momcat, doze ar berry smawl behbehz…jess wate !!!!!!
yer rite! soon teh will be nawing on her eers and pouncin on her tayle!
tehn wun day tehy will be teenajers an yoo kant sleep cawze tehy iznt home yet. tehn tehy will be growd up and moovd owt an yoo kant sleep becawz teh howse iz too kwiet.
enjoy tehm wen tehys liddle, momma tiger.
Cyoot cubbies keepz mama awaik awl nite and dai.
Dimatapp wurks Ms. Kitteh, an comes in grape flavor tu!
An u doan’t stop loozin sleepz ober dem eben wen they goe tu colleje!
Grate! Sew ai will NEBBER sleep agin?
U will get yoosta hur bein away at colleje & u will sumtiemz get sum sleep, aifinkso!
*nodz**
u b lukkee if u gitz a nap ebbree uzzer day!
*pouts*
Ai just givved u hugs, yer majistee — but WP eeted dem!
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}} Just becuz.
{{{{{PH}}}}} U and ur dottur will be fien, PH!!!
*bonkz WP – Just bekuz
{{{NS}}}
I gotta go twerk now…… b bak l8r….. rownd 11 Pasifik tymez.
Werk???
U juss wurrie how demz iz doin, iffin dey iz eatin rite, stuff lyke dat.
UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*G-A-S-P*
SPLORT!!
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh viktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened
*adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Viktim is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
A fly-by desplortifying?!
Which ever way worx!!!!!!!
*Whew*
*weekly, in soft tone*
Thank yee, cween!!! I gotted cawt offgard!!!
It wuz deh babehz!!! dey awlayz b tu kewt!!!
Amen, momma. Amen.
Gud beemz dis wai pleez! Nayburrs goggie lawst, we are lukkin fur. Pleez CC git Frecklols home safe!
*focuses gud beemz in PH’s direkshun*
Must …. find …. goggie …. alive & well!
FANK YU CC!! Parrothed dotter koming hoam wif hur frend an day saw kyoot puppie lawst an brawt tu our haws, and gess wut! It’s Frecklols! Goggie sayfe at hoam! Fanks fur gud beems!
(frecklol’s famblee jist moobed intu nayburrhud, we nawt met hur befoar)
Yay – ai lubs teh happitayl endings!
ewwww – I hadz a sad jus finkin bout dat….sew happee PH dotter & PH dotter fren such gud animlol luvers thet goggie got home saferlee! Yay so much!
{{{{{nayburrs goggie}}}}}
Ai Need sum o dat!
{{Op_sMama}} Smoooz 4 yu, 2
Jus a long dae oar did sumting go missin’ dat yu lub? CC bless OpsMama, plz
Ma, I iz hungry…
Ma?
Oh maaaaaaaaaaaaa…iz hungry….!
MA!
Thank you, MzLove — that really got me giggling!
Absolutely superb. Captures the expression perfectly.
I saw the original image on images of the week on Comcast’s website. Nice use of it.
Tehl me bowt it! Belee behbeh iz awlredee keepin me ‘wake wif da kikin…
Hao mennee weeks? Mien yoosta do TaeBo, aifinkso! Luckilee, she only did dat durin teh day wen ai wuz alreddee awayk.
Dat so weerd, I kahlz it da behbeh TaeBo too! I’z at 27 weeks…jus in da third trymehstur!
Mine boi kicked ebberynite bout 10 p.m.! Wuz lyke clock wurks an iffin yu tuched my tummy hii wuld kick an kick until yu moved. Teh more hii kicked the better I felt kaus I new hii wuz healthy! Bestest wishes awn da new family member!
Conga rats tu yu diva! Mai liddlol gurl (in da belli) wud dans dans dans tu teh Jeopardy mewzik, an den wen hur comed owt, hur still dansed tu Jeopardy mewzik!
Mai twinses used to has teh boxing matches. At leest ai finkso dat be wut day wuz doing.
Wish LyP an OtherMother wuz heer to see tihs -
Fankies to ebberybuddy hoo sended rayne to teh PWN (PacificWestNorth). Heer in PDX we can hadded hard rayne an drizzle an lowd rayne an sunnys – awl in saem afternun!!! So I has a hopeful taht Seatlol can has too.
An skepticalpeeps says Web 2.0 has no powers!! Pfftt – ICHC cheezpeeps controls teh wevver!!!
Ohai 2minions! Ai jus notized mae name heer adn rain! Deh sky luuken dk grey & gitten cool heer naow, weffer 4cast iz sayin wet’n'drippy!! Fankz 4 sendin it heer everywon! =^!^=
Motherhood?!? Meh!
I fot dis wuz father’s day weekend.
Here awr uh few quotes in honor ob dat.
Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. ~Ruth E. Renkel
It is much easier to become a father than to be one. ~Kent Nerburn
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ~Mark Twain
Father! – to God himself we cannot give a holier name. ~William Wordsworth
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: he believed in me. ~Jim Valvano
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard for posterity. ~ Jean Paul Richter
Father taught us that opportunity and responsibility go hand in hand. I think we all act on that principle; on the basic human impulse that makes a man want to make the best of what’s in him and what’s been given him. ~Laurence Rockefeller
One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. ~George Herbert
My father didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection. ~Sigmund Freud
My father always told me, “Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.” ~Jim Fox
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. ~Bill Cosby
A man’s worth is measured by how he parents his children. What he gives them, what he keeps away from them, the lessons he teaches and the lessons he allows them to learn on their own. ~Lisa Rogers
You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s. He’s more particular. ~Robert Frost
It is easy for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. ~Pope John XXIII
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. ~Reed Markham
That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and the enemy of all. ~August Strindberg
The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them. ~Bertrand Russell
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. ~Tim Russert
Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows. ~Al Unser, Jr.
Anom. Des all be true.
yep.
nice list, NC66. tnx.
Deerz many gud tingz 2 ponder inna dat list.
Tank-ye, NC {{NC}}
Grate tribyoot 2 favverz 4 Favverz Dai!! Fanky nc66!
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I goez 2 gitz mai kidletz 2morro!! Yay!! N I gitz 2 can haz mai kidletz wif me 4 Favverz Dai 4 da nawt-sekkund tym in bowt 5 yeerz!! Yay!! I nawt ebben ker ifn dey gitz me ennyfing — I jess wontz dem wif me!!
*clappityclappityclappity* thoze are very gud NC66, fankyoo for sharing tehm!! i’m shur yoo iz gud dad an gud grampa too. {{{NC66}}}
(i liekes teh mark twain wun, taht haz been very troo in owr howse, lol)
Dis applyz to mahmz of nawt-hoomin bebbehs, alsew.
I sleep lyk ded wummin, butt wen Josie did teh “meow” dat hur did befoar hur gotted sik, I wud wayk up immeditlee.
My fren cawled it “havvin mahm eers”.
Little Minion Bella hasded teh mahm eers for Eva teh Diva – ai plaid teh urly videos of teh teeny bebbeh yellin fur milk an Bella jumpd rite up awn compooter!
Awwww!
One of my unusual talents is that I can do the sound of a kitten in distress.
I’ve done it in front of various cats and most of them have been totally freaked out! Josie went looking for the “kitten”, meowing and had a very concerned look on her face. It was hilarious to watch!
Ai hab u theory dat dis iz why dis panda meme has such a startlold.
Dat wuz so funny ay hads tu watch it twice!! Awlso fanks fur de fawder qwotes. Bery nice!
Ohai luvmeece. There’s nawt uh poem liek the M.O.T.H.E.R. poem foar fadders (az far az I noe), sew ai fot doze wuld suffice.
Calvin? Wuld yew pleeze make him shut awp?
Dis nawt ‘posed tew go here.
Diz ‘posed tew go down there ↓↓↓
Bye itself.
Gud nite, Cheezpeeps! In case ai iz nawt on until Mundane, ebbreewun haz a grayte weekweekweekend!
U tu, NS, nitey-nite! =^!^=
Oh hai!! Ennybuddy awake???
not for long! been slow tonite, ifinkso. mebbee taht meens evreewwun iz owt habbing fun on fridegg nite, or gettin a gud nite sleep.
nitey-nite cween! *schmoo*
G’nite, LM!!
*Floofz pillow
*Tukz M up in floofy cheezpeepz map blankee.
(((LM))))
*wispurrz*
Mawm… u awaik?
*wispurrz lowdur*
Psst… MAWM… u awaik??
*speekz nawrmil*
Mawm???
*high pitched yell, at close range*
MAWM!!!!! WAIK UP!!!!!!
*luuks up at mawm, stuk tu seeling & awl hare awn end, wif beeg, woweful iis adn says in nawrmil vois*
Ai’m furstee!
ROFL!
Nawty bebbeh! Gud moarning FluffyB! How yu is?
Ohai AfriCat!
Ai’m doing beli gud, fanks! Onlee 1 week den ai’m gowin awn vakashun foar free weeks foar teh nawt sekkund tym in… aboot 2 yeres! Kin nawt wate!!!
Teh wevvur iz kinda cool heer tudai, iz awl misty, ebendough it iz alreddy affur 10 awn dis beautimus Caturday moarnin!
Hao u doing?!
Ais okey, fanks. Lukkin forward tu teh furst test be-tween teh Lionz an the SpringeeBoks tuday! (bit nerbous dough…)
Well, eevur wai beer wil b involved, sow teh nurvisness woan last tu lawng!
WEEOOO WEEEOO WEEOOO
SPLORT FAKTOR ELEBENTY!!!
Plz tu ware yur CHRG (wdoi) at AWL thymes! Extry ducky taype is adbised!
Schmooo!!!
*runz away wif a kwikness*
BORING!!!!
They be needing Ritalin nao !!!!
Dis capshun be troof!
Well iz thinkz itz be funeh!