If ur dreem iz big,
If ur dreem iz big, it doesn’t matter how little ur paws
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Da muzic es en me!
I iz muzic and I writes dah songz!
Aaargh! Not Barry Manilow! An earworm I do NAWT want!
Her naem was Muffy, she waz a showcat
Wif yeLOLow fevvers in her mouf, and a burdee onna mat…
“Feelings….
nothing more than feelings….”
… Beekuz I’z awn, I’z awn, I’z awn teh Amerikun Banstan (*banstan*)
“Noooooooo…” (ooh, dots!)
*Falls to floor, phrothing at the mouth*
“Make it stop!”
** hands Q a Shamwow **
Calm down! Get a hold of yourself!
**slap**
** shakes Q vigorously **
“It’s going to be alright!”
** shakes Q agin **
NOOOOO nawt teh wormees !!! teh cheezburger!!!
Es shore i bees a big star!
Herz wuzza beeg star
At Bunanner Joe’z bar
Ware herz meow’d kerryoakee ebbree nyt…
Congrats midnightsdeer awn ur solo nawt sekund. Ai ofur u kukkies an watebber drinkies u chooze!
Congrats to midnightsdeer!
Kukkies! Thanks, Annipuss … the fud of teh gods. Havin’ mine with Url Gray tea.
Woot woot! Congrats, midnightsdeer! *starts a conga lyne*
Fanks Annipuss, O&P an my grem-e-lin!
I neber be naut-sekund afore.
I has a sited!
(Aw noes ew can tell cause I anser wif da quicness.)
Es veree long dai, I hasa hapee is almose ober!
{{{{cheezfriens}}}} til i can coem bak an pway
Um … Aktuamully — didja see dat buggy day jest crawl inder? Wun ub da skinny flat wuns wif da milion legz?? He wuz jest here and skittered rite dawn atween deez too keys. I waitin furr heem ta cums bak out!
Ewwwww!
We had wun of those at mah hows teh uther nite. Mah kitteh drew owr attenshun to it. He lukt at it seriously lyke “I will eet that if yoo wunt me to, but I duzzint reely wunt it.” And so we removified it – he lookt releevd!
I HATEZ doze bugglies the worstest. Dey gib me shiveries awl ober wen i seez den …. *shudderz jest finking about it*
I duzzint lyke them eether, but I gotta tell ya that snayks in teh haus is wurse! A few yeerz ago we had a snayk in teh coal bin area downstayrs. Do Nawt Want! Mr. G had a braynstorm and tried teh Janet Reno approach – he lit incense and playd lowd rok music in teh coal bin till he left. Never saw heem agin.
Flying skwirrls is *MUSH* moar phun!
Mai famblee n I winted 2 Rok Sittee uh kuppla weakz bak, n wyl we wuz gowin throo uh liddul passij inna rox dere wun summa dem kynda bugz onna rox bowt ebben wif ur hed. Me n mai boikat sed “Kewl!” but mai XYL skreemded lowd enuff 2 git evvywunz attenshun!
(dey wuz biggunz, tew — bowt 5 inchiz lawng)
Yuk! Beeg bugz, do nawt wunt!
*whispurs* Whut duz XYL meen?
*wis-purrs bak* eX-Yung-Laydee — oald CB egg-spreshun 4 “mai wyf”
Iz jest un egg-spreshun, cuz herz iz steel yung
Iz sertinlee beddur dan teh Radio ham’s eggspreshun – OW fur wyf = Old Wummun!
ex-young = old
ex-young lady = old lady
XYL is also used in ham radio here in the USofA. I have never heard OW here, but maybe in G-land (aka the UK) it is common.
I just bought myself an HF rig – an older Ten Tec. Now I just have to figger out how to set up an antenna that the apartment complex management will tolerate….
Streeng it owt da windoe n hayng ur londree onnit … taylz da manijmint itz ur clozelyn…
Oh….iz DAT wat deh big incherest iz!
Cat-thoven rites simfonny #elebenty
Oar mebbe Franz Kitz’ Hungarian Catz-ody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdpiUDOdxSA
I fot he wuz pleyin Teh Kat’z Fyoog.
Kitteh on teh keys… palys loverly Meowsic
Hay, den wood dat be KitKey?
Awl u nead iz praktiss
Taht’s hao yoo gitz tew Catnegie Hawl, aifinkso!
Well – datz praktiss praktiss praktiss, aifinkso!
Another ADORABUL abitart NS!!
OMG dat is sew kyewt! R U runnin for politikal office?
I haz a driim
tank yew 4 teh music?
Inspirational kitteh … inspires!11!1!!
How do you get to Carnegie Hall??
See mai commint at 6.30 am!
Or teh nummer 52 buss!
Taek it to teh innersection of JCH4K Blvd and JCH4K Stweet.
Dat’s OK fur teh Royal Albert Hall – doan’t fink it goez 2 teh Carnegie Hall tho!
Taek N or R subway to fiffy sebent.
Noo Yorkurz LURV taht kwestshun!
iz dat Nora da pianny playin kitteh?
iz her hugest fann
I finks it iz her!
I finks U an cricketkitteh iz bofe rite. Dass Nora … berry sirius mewsishun.
PS: Abowt a hunnert yeerz ago I hadda tortie kitteh naymd Cricket….she nayamd herse’f. I sed sumfing abowt a cricket inna howse, an she turned arownd an sed, “Who? ME?” And taht becaym her naym.
Ohai, exhoicat. I duz nawt think we has met.
*holds owt floofy paw of frendship*
Just wantid to say Cricket is a gud naym for a kitteh!
We almost named mah kitteh Dexter “Hawkeye” bekawz when he spoke, he sownded lyke a hawk (sorta lyke a croak).
He duzzint sownd so much lyke a burd ennymoar, but he DUZ has a verreh smawl mew for a kitteh so beeg (just over 1 yeer old, moar than 16 pownds). But a teenie-tynee liddel “myew.”
Aym wayting for his “big-boy” voyce to develop.
Then agin, liddel myews is verreh kyoot!
We hadda frend uv teh famblee dat had a kitteh naymed Cricket. Wen Cricket wented akross the brij & mah Momcat gotted teh laydee a gnu kitteh, teh laydee naymed the gnu wun Crickee. Boaf byootimus kittehs.
Ohai, NS – I LUVS yor patriotik gnu avatar!
Crickee remynds me of teh crikket in teh Disney movie Mulan, BTW. A lucky cricket . . .
When I was a lolkittenburglar we hads 2 meezers, Jiminy and Cricket. My meezer/snowshoe mix, Zoe, reminds me a little of Cricket.
And u knoes that thing whare u find ur pr0n star name by taking teh name of ur first pet and teh street where u growed up? Mines is Cricket Westmont.
Uh…mine would be Fifi 11 ??
(had numbered streets)
Gypsy Steuben? Don’ think anyone will be throwing money at me with that name!
mine wood b princess 4th!
Chippy DeBreslay heer!
Dat wun cuud rellee wurk!
Ohai parro thead!
*gibs big wet schmoo onna hed*
Timmy Harold – beddur teh uver wai rownd Aifink!?
Betta tahn “Fudge Gosling” – sownz mor lyk a sceen form a p0rn fillum tahn a fillum star!
hahahahah!!!!! ur funny, u maek mi laff!
Sugarpuff Mansfield here!
George Main here
George wuz teh awsumist blak an wite kitteh ever butt ai doan fink anee wun wil flok tew teh pron theeter tew see meh as George Main, nawt wifowt sum korrektive surguree aneehaow.
Gerbie Coppersmith — sowndz moar liek uh majishun dan uh pr0n star…
sugarpuff mansfeild wood werk! I like it!
Taffy Dirt-Farm-Road, heer! lolololol
Pepper Walczak. Um teh nawt sekkund wurd is pretty good. Walczak, maybe not. I kno. How about Pepper Road? That souwnds much betterer.
fanks fur all da nice werdz bout da naym Cricket. Iz gud naym fur mee. Iz kahmun nikkee naym uv mah hoomins fur-reel naym.
Unna mai tomis kittehs awlso hazza soff mew, an he awlso quite big – bout 15 pounz an nawt fat. But wen he sings at night, his voyse gets bihger
Nawt as huge as mi, CK!
Nora iz da most awesomest kitteh ebber 2 plai teh piano!
It duz luuk lyke hurr! Shee reely lykes taht note!
Nora teh piano playin kitteh
wat a prittyful an talinted kitteh!
i guesh is teh dreemr? magin al teh spectatours at teh carnivael
wowserz! that Nora shur kan play! fanks!
U goe kitteh! follo ur dreem!! ♥
Aint gots no trubble in mah life
No foolish dweems to maek meh cri
Iz neber fritened or wurried
I kno I’ll alwais gets bai…
Ai beleevs in ur dreemz, kitteh!
Kitteh dweems ov whirled dominashun.
Eevur dat oar uh 9-foot grand, uh 10-pees band n uh 12-gurlkat korus lyn…
*Psssssst!!!*
Tomorro is Idansdansdans’s’s’s burfdai – do yu fink we shud do sumfink speshul? Mebbe a big dansdansdans nummer? Or korry o’graff teh ittehbittehkittehkorus lyn? Or has a innernashnul commyoonal singin ob teh “Cat! Ai’m a kittehcat!” sawng, form wense coms her naym?
Whaddya awl fink?!
Won, singular sensashun…
Nawtyetnawtyetnawtyet! Sayv it til tomorro, an weel Sir Pryz her!
… unless she reedz teh commints on dis lol.
Shhhhhh! Izza sea crut!
Hi NS!!!
Very patriotic nu abatar!!!
very prittee!
“Won, singular sensashun…”
Exhoicat raytinks (1960): Danz – 10, luks – 3
2009 Raytinks: Danz 0, luks – awf teh low end uv chart. -0- t*ts, -0- a##
(Wen I wurkt @ teh Cat Hotel, the manager wuz a former danser hoo played Victoria in “Catz” on Broadway for NINE yeerz! Can U imajun? Doin’ teh saym exakt sho 4 NINE yeerz? Ai wooda gone bananerz, but she wuz gud at it. And fun.)
Ai lubs dis phowtoe! Deh kitteh soo intense! Reelee wurkin on deh piano skihls.
In-tents? U muss b finkin uv da preebeeyuss LOL
An doan foargit teh porpoisez…
coz yoo gotz tew hab awl in tents an porpoisez, y’kno.
Watt ifn U oanlee can haz sum uvvem in tents n porpoisez butt (!) nawt awl uvvem?
Yoo gawt mee tehre. Ai dunno! Hay, Aahz, wen yoo gonna cum sea uss awn cheezfrenz?
I gess win I gitz moar tym… I’z sorta lukkee 2 ebben b heer awn ICHC…
I thotted da summer wuz spowsta can haz less bizzeez, but insted I can haz moar bizzeez…
Porpoises in teh tents? Wow, I never thot of that!
*runs back to prior LOL, invites porpoises into teh tent partay*
P.S. Yoo awl is invited. We has partay hats and lowd mewsik and efurrything!
Den mebbe dis wood b fittin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OFwZ53kQCc
*snerk* at first glance….I saw lewd mewsik, Freud can kiss meh where I can’t reach.
Iz ‘K, SHD — haz sum sordid chokklitz…
“sordid” chokklitz………….yer nawt helpin’, mai twisted little mind does such…..things with that one.
U doan knead 2 tayk uh trip 2 da NB, dew U?
THAT’S where I thought they were made. sordid chokklitz from the NB II Chocolatiers.
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I nawt b noein ware dey iz mayded, butt (!) I yoosta keap summa dem awn mai CCC (at leest da wunz wif sordid kreemee fillinz, ennywayz)
Iz LUB nora! 5 cheezburger fur Nora!!!
Hur plaiing is noet purrfict!
cheezburger fur Nora indeedz! *gives cheezburgerz* back up teh truck!
Awww so cute!
* scamper scamper scamper *
Ohai ebberywon adn happee happee dai beefur Caturdai tu yu awl!
Ohai, GP!
Ohai, Cheezpeeps (ai just gotted heer azwell)!
{{{NS}}} ooo ai lubbs yur gnu abatar! is awl starry adn stwipee!
Aiz nawt sea-ing gnu abatar on NS! ***Hazza sad***
Ohai,parrothead!
Tonite ai am going to a new place in town cawled “Key West Coffee & Cafe”
Wuz suggested to mai sistercat by someone in teh Parrothead Club.
Ohai eeck!! Parrothead Club memburz yewzalee hab gud taste, aifinkso! Mai chaptur iz teh Rappahannock Area P/H Club (finz up!!) Wear izzit yu libe agin? Ai furr sum reezun kinnawt lukk at peeps profiles. Aifinkso I mite be borked.
Ai iz in teh Deetroit area uv Michigan.
Mis sistercat & her hubby are teh HYOOG Buffet fans and jus joined the Club within the last 6 months or so.Dey are going to hiz concert in August (ai think!).
Pass awn teh welkums to the club frum me! Yu shud joyne, iz berry fun an furr gud cawses.
Ai hazza jealus dey is going to show, ai nawt git tikkits dis year cuz saybing furr little parrothed gurl’s kawlidge.
Sister & BIL onlee has a goggie to raise…
Dey haz teh expendable income.
Ai nawt-sekkund red dat as “expAndable’ income.
Expandable income = DO WANT!
Trai tihs:
Dleet tempry fyuls/eet cukkees
Refresh
Hav cupovtee
Luk agin!
And gnu an imp roovd avatars shud majikly appeer!
**Frows wings arownd Ambercat an gibz hur a beeg smooch on hurz floofey orinjee (nawt poisin) hed** Fanks, dat wurked!
It’s teh cupovtee taht maeks awl teh diffrunse!
Amen!!
Also, if you are using MS Internet Explorer you can just hold down the control key and hit Refresh on the toolbar (or F5 on the keyboard)…Works everytime!
ah – but then you miss out on teh cupovtee
Getting ready for the Glorious 4th of July? Well, glorious to ‘Mericans, that iz.
Fankies, GP!
Ohai NS! LUB LUB LUB yur paytree awwwtic abatar (nao dat ai kin see it!)
Ohai GP! TCCITDBC!!1!
Ohai Aahz!!! Hao yu is? SO nyce tu sea yu bakk in Cheezland!
Fanky GP! Iz nys 2 B bak… I misted evvywun…
Ohai GP. Teh uvver nite on teh innerwebs Ai diss cubbered taht u can googlol “pinny gig cos tombs” adn bi a hole pinny gig ward roab. Hoo noo?
Ohai GP! Yewz habbin a gud Fried-Egg Day?
Reminders mee ov teh kittehs in The Aristocats. Whut wuz the pianno-praktising won, Berlioz?
C 4 ursef:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NIlQXyuw-I
Fanks! Ai ham glad ai memberered it rite!
lul wize wordz
OT but I thot I’d share this gnus which I just lernd: Sunday (summer solstice) is nekkid hiking day. Srsly, I’m not makin this up!
From a local gnus storeh:
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For Williams, the path to nakedness in the woods started at home in rural northwestern Pennsylvania.
“I would walk around the house like that, and walking inside the house turned into walking outside the house, and then short little adventures through the woods. So the next thing I know, I’ve got a backpack strapped on and I’m walking down the trail,” he said.
Williams said he mainly hikes the North Country National Scenic Trail, which stretches from New York to North Dakota.
Both men said they don shoes or boots and a hat if conditions warrant. Sunscreen and insect repellant are also recommended, although Jonathan Jones, a 33-year-old dental hygienist from Waynesboro, Va., said there’s an advantage to hiking naked in a buggy area: wood ticks on the skin are easier to spot.
creates a whole new definishun ob the words “scenic trail”
As Thoreau himself wunz sed – In wildness is the preservation of the . . . aw, heck, nevermind!
*snerk*
An we’s juss had Nekkid Sykling dai – mai oenlee thort is
*chayfing!*
0.0
remind mee nawt to go hikin in norf dakota…
What has been seen cannot be unseen!
As a female doctor say to a mayl payshunt in a movie wunz (context wuz military, I think) – iffn I seez ennything I’ve never seen befoar . . . I’ll shoot it . . .
at least not on summer solstice…
;-D
Seeattle haz deh annual nekkid bike race dae diz Sundae inna Freemont districk, lotz ob crazy-wild fun peepz lib dere. =^!^=
*kitteh looks around wifaslyness*
barry manilol fans have all left the room.
*kitteh puts on skinny black tie*
*kitteh pours himselfs a little sumfin*
*kitteh plays some piiiiiaaaaannnnooooo*
piano? you want some piano?
*toes start tappin*
ooooo…… fankeez fur deh blooooz!!! It haz ben long tiyme sinse i sawingg a bloooz linkee frum u, Fleep!
This is Nora. She is a famous cat-pianist. She has her own website here : http://www.ravenswingstudio.com/NoraWeb/nora_home.html
Is Nora?! Da piano playin kat!
Singuh ussa sawng, yure teh piano kitteh, singuh ussa sawng tunite, whale weer awl inna muud furra malady, an yu gawt us feelun awrite….. odotz!
Little kitty with big dreams!
And otter animlols playse the peeano tu!
If teh pinanno is shinee, yu can see how pritty yr pawses look on teh kees.
Ooo, can kitteh plays Fur Elise? I likes that song ^^
Sry WS, Peeano Kitteh can’t play Fur Elise fur U. U kno whut uther pchurlol obf Peeano Kitteh sed: ‘No rekwests, iz chopstks R nuffin’.
ZOMG!!! Dis iz so full ub win Iz gonna splode! Dis iz gonna go on mai wall necks to teh piano aifinkso!! An mebbe wun fur teh peeano teechur, an wun fur teh musik guy at teh skool!! Yay!
Teh Keyboard Cat: Next Generation!
datz teh wut i think wen i sees tis. still a awsum cat
Nora Nora Nora Nora!
oaw ma gawd!! it iz! it iz Nora teh peeano plaiyin kitteh!! we luvz yoooooo!!!1!! ah hav yoo awn mah ipawd!!
Dis was such a sweet lol , it gibed me a happi. fank yu
I would like to make a request?
“The Ballad of Cheezburgers”
~Splort~
IIIIE!!!!!! OH NOES!!!! WHERS MEH CHRG???? NAHHHHHHHHH! *Splort*
God, I love this lol. I want someone to do this over as a poster: DREAMS/if it’s big enough, doesn’t matter how small your paws are…
That thoughtful expression on the cats face makes me want to cry. But I saw a burnt-out match in the kitchen today that made me want to cry too, so don’t read too much into that.
PMS, right? I hear you. Some days, those damn ASPCA commercials leave me sobbing.
Ai gladz ai dunnot habz deh PMS anee mohr. Dond mihs it a bit! Waz alwees deh PLEH!
Naw, like Jajeh (did I spell dat rite?) I’m well past that nonsense. I blubber all the time now. (Not reelee. I keep poker face and it runs out my nose.)
Ai agree – it wud maeke an egg-sell-unt pozter.
I tried fixing up one just for me…but I tried that once before and it got out into general circulation. Hopefully I cancelled this one fast enough. Kept it just long enough to copy one for myself.
Anyone else got a LOLCAT folder of pics on their computer that’s so big, if you try to do a slide show it nearly causes a smoking breakdown?
Yup!!! Iz mai screensaver slideshow. Ai likes em awl, so ai keepz em awl.
OMG!! that’s Nora my friend’s piano teacher’s cat!!!
Cool!
skaylz n arpehjeeohz…ai duz dem
do-mi-so-do-do-so-mi-do
do-mi-so-do-do-so-mi-do
ebbry troolee culchoord muzik studnt noes
u mus lurnz ur skaylz n ur arpehjeeohz
breeng teh muzik reengeeng frum ur ches
n nawt ur noze
wen u seeng ur skaylz n ur arpehjeeohz
if u b fayful tu ur daylee praktising
u wil fynd ur pawgriss b ncorajeeng
do-mi-so-mi-do-mi-so-mi-fa-la-so eet goez
wen u do ur skaylz n ur arpehjeeohz
do-mi-so-do..
(brayk n2 pyana solo)
do-mi-so-do-do-so-mi-do
do-mi-so-do-do-so-mi-do
do-mi-so-do-do-so-mi-do
tho it seem at furst it no can sho
lyk a trii abilitee wil bloom n gro
if ur smrt u’ll lurn bai hart wut ebbry artst noez
u must seeng ur skaylz n ur arpeeeeh-eeeeeehjeohhhhhhz!
Daatz what mai kitteh singz ebree naite!!!!!