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Teh onliest flutterby wif pointy endz.
owchie… da poor blossoms!
did u see dis capshun sais butt?
concatschulaschunsch
Whar iz our lil friend Upfi? She been waitin to turn inta bootiful flutterby, too.
mebbeh upfeh awlredde turnded adn twies owt da gnu wings?
Lawng az hur nawt fly awai frum us!
What’s the line about loving somethin and letting it go…? Anyways, I was told there was a break room, and cake. I could use one of each (and a second of the second) right about now.
SAMS, wii haz a birfdai pardy wif caik an eyescrees a bit daown teh thred, pleez tew joyn us?
Upfi haz a bizzee dis weekend, Aifink.
Ai is here! Ai nawt has pointee ends, ai has littlol fists! Dis littlol caterpillar does marshal arts, u noes.
Thanx fer teh congrats. Is an odd time fer a new lol, aifinkso.
Conga rats Cattails awn yur solo nawt-sekkund! Ai awfur yu kawfee wif awl teh fickkzins, biskits, aigs, grabee, an teh furst tamayto frum teh gardin, slyced thikklee. And a ‘go away rayne’ dans.
Yu has tomaters alredy? Sigh. We has liddle green marbles. Wait wait wait wait. Congrats, howsumever wif tomatows or nawt, to Cattails!
ai picked my nawt sekkond ripe tomater yesterday. Butt ai cheated cuz der was a green mater on teh plant when ai bought it. I had to hide teh plant frum teh skwerls tho, or I’d nawt hav any maters atall. I put my plants in a new spot dis year to confoozle teh buggers.
We nawt haz dem yet, onlee blossums anna fyew green marblols. Mai fawdur-in-law gibbed us dis furst wun frum himz gardin, heez alwais ahed ov us. Onlee libs bowt firty miles frum here, butt, he has lawts moar sun. Habba babee skwash frum him tu! Gonna chop it intu a salad laydur.
Teh skwerls get alla my skwash, too. When ai tried to grow punkins, ai had to make a chikkin wire cage fer each punkin or teh furry tailed ratz wud carve em into jack-o-lanterns while they was still onna vine.
No offens leezab, ai still luvs em an feedz em corn.
**nods** Teh deer rownd heer seem tu enjoi teh gardin tu. Furr foar yeers we tryed to grwo sparagus, donut nose if enee eber akshly came up. We jist had chewed up fings. Butt day sew pretee! Teh deer, nawt the chewed up sparagus.
Hmph, donut menshun teh skwirrls. Dey is gettin awnto teh roof ober our bedroom an dey is doin the Riberdanss at fore ay em. Wiv teh littlol hobnail boots awn, by teh sownd ob it.
Aifinkso our wudpekker here iz dere bakkup band. Himz HYOOG, an he getz awn teh chimmney an pecks teh cubber (we finkso himz drinkin waddur). Teh sound comes down the chimmney an maykes yu fink teh roof is fawling! And teh chimney cubber iz awl dentid.
Teh only reason ai’m assyoomin it is skwirls is because a horse cuddn’t get up tehr, but rly the noise is unbleevabul!!
Cud be a pegasususus!
Ai never thot ob dat!!!
Ore mebbee a dragun! An wot’s taht posh bint in teh beeg hat doin tehre? Steelin mai commets an pertendin to be me! Pffft!
She keeps doin dat, u wants to has a word wif her ai finkso. Cud be a dragon altho we duz nawt get menny ob dem in Surrey. Nao, if ai wuz in Wales, dat wud have been teh nawtsecond fing ai wud have fort of.
Ohai u 2 fello TTIerz! Iz it juss me oar haz it bean cawld 2dai?
Grrrr!
*Shaeks fist at werdpress*
Yup, dragons can be a beeg problem in Waels. Lukkily we diddunt run into (or ober) ennee wen Ai tuk JCH4K tehre. We droev ober teh seven brij, butt tehre is oenlee wun ob it – teh Welsh is verree straynj, Ai finkso! Butt purrfikkly lubly, Bfor ennee T.R.O.L.L.s get awn mai cayse!
Ohai annipuss! It has been awl sorta fings here, weather wise. We has had teh sunny an warm an teh windy an teh rainee. Teh pollen count has been ohai awl day tho.
‘choo.
Bless U martoonie.. heer hazza * puff * the majik dragon tishew!
fang q. Ai finkso mai noze is gonna fawl off. Wehn is winter plz?
*hands owt cheezclof smox an tamboreens*
Awltugevver nao:
Puff teh majik draaaagun, libbed bai teh sea,
An froLOLikked in teh oh shun misseds, inna lan cawld Honnaleeeeee!!
U kno, apparently dat song wuz nawt about dragons at awl…
hmm yus, mor lyk chaysin teh dragon, Ai finkso!
Talkin of which – is wine o’clok and awlso time for mai pain meds. Cheers!!!
LOL!!! Ambercat akaPoshBint!!! We DID see a dragon in Whales! Remember??? She wuz in dsiguize – pretending to be werking at teh bar in teh . . .wut wuz that, eneway?
Befoar we foudn teh GUD playce to hav teh cawfee bai teh ribber!
An she eben bloo a littlol fyre out at us!
tsk tsk, iddd. Corruptin teh yung minds. *shaeks hed sadlee*
Yummers! Iz enjoyin my lazy daisy Catterday mornins off fer teh rest uf teh summer. Ahhh…gud coffee. Thx!
**hazza jellus**
I wants one too!! *yoink*
sleep well, kitty larvae
adn den ai will flies owt ob dis stinkin sock!
Snurk! Yeah. Owt of the sok, purr kitteh!
Owt, owt, darnded sock!!
Lol!
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5 burgers for u!
Gee fanks….
*starts chant* “Bring bak burgrez… Bring bak burgerz.. Bring bak burgerz..* *sighs 4 teh gud ole daiz*
*Joynz iddd dreeemingz uv deh gud old daze
*wif deh wundermus voting burgerz on deh commintz.
I wishez dey kud bringing dem bak… day wuz such an integral part uv deh commintz. *sigh*
*joynes in with the melon collie sigh-ing*
*sigh* 
*sigh* 
*sigh* 
*sigh* 
*sigh*
ummm I count six.
Let meh fixify taht!! **NOM**
Hmmm musta been teh fifth ai had before my coffee this morning. Wondered if enyone wud notice that.
It’s Maggie Simpson!
Ohai PeachyKat, ai donut bleev we hab met! **extends culurful wing ov frendship**
Ohai PeachyKat! Welcome and nice ta meetcha.
Why doesn’t my name have a linky? I thought when I made a linky, my email was an alternate password that logged me in.
Also. Hai!
We should make a cake for the kitty.
Happy Birthday Magaggie.
Ohai PeachyKat. If u want ur name to link to ur profile, u need to copy ur ICHC profile address and put it in teh “website” box before u make a comment. Or u can see cweenmj’s wunnerful Cheeztown Cryer blog wif lotsa halpful hints. Find teh comment she made further down in this very thread. Gud luk!
Liddlol schweet fayce, liddlol eers, beeg eyes…**titans CHRG** An alert iz approrpe, approrye, aprow, um, needed, aifinkso!!
ai thin ur rite…must find my CHRG/wdoi. Kitteh iz splortoricishus!
*pullz a purpplol 50z bavving cap wif pink flamingoz ontu cattails hed.
*fastenz chin strap sea curly.
Dere, u b safe now, Cattails.
aw fanks, mi cween. ai needed that!
an u luukin bery stylish, iffen ai mai sai sew!
izznt tihs odd tyme fer a lol? tehy doan uzulee pop up til laiter awn teh weekweekweek end
Dis wun wuz moast welkom, teh lassed wun wuz kinda ickee.
yesh, aifinkso tew *shmoos ph awn lil fevvery hed*
Awww, fankess BF! Hao yu iz diz rainee Caturdai?
ai thin dis lol was a lilol laet, akshully. Butt (snerk) hoo knows? Iz usually a nu one fer me about 9:00 and dis came nearly hour an half later.
u prolly rite, uzulee awn teh weekend wun shos up fer meh at 10:00 AM, ai wuzznt heer butt (!) ai fowt taht wuz teh divin kitteh nawt-lol. maibee tihs iz teh 10:00 wun, waiiii lait. teh lols tymes haz bean bery wonky laitlee.
Aifink teh weekend lols showd up at 8 adn 11 fur me, which wud be 5 adn 8 cheeztym (11 adn 2 Eesturn US). So dis wun wuz jus a bit layt, adn der shud be anottur cummin up soon.
Oops, nawt 8… 7am (4am cheez, 10 Eesturn)
Taht’s juss wot tehy wwont yu to fink!
Ohai, Ambercat… sum posh ladee wuz heer lukkin for U..
*snerk*
Aifink der ebil plan is wurking – ai has a confuzzled!
So, if a lol leaves Cheezland at elebenty ay em, trabellin at 5 miles purr howr, wut time do u realise u left teh iron on?
Mt McKinley!
C.) Green
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Wen teh smoak alarum goez off …. Oh noe, dat’s wen u noe dat teh mikst grill iz kukked.
Dat’s how ai nose teh toast is reddy to go in teh bin, yewshully.
kitteh iz awlreedy beyutifull…
tru dat!
GMTA!
alldough nawt soe great in mai kase tuday…
oba kayba – I’ll ask – why 4 arnt u havin a sew grate caturday?
*pulls up a chare* “yes, yes, telling us why u iz nawt hazzing a gud caterdai, plz…”
Ohai Griffyn, idansdansdans an Cweenmj! Jus feelin a liddle bit sawree fur maiself. Teh peeps at wurk wus drivin mii down teh wall an nawt soe naice fings wus said an … wall yu kno! Nebber maind, ais a beeg boi, ail get ober eet.
o noze! haow dair tehy sai nawt nyce fings tew hour {{{{AfriCat}}}}
*ssssstttt!!! rrrrrewrrrrrr! sssssstttttt!!!* tew meeny cowurkers!
*Hed batz deh ebil cow orkerz!!*
Datz ok, wii lubz u!! {{{Africat}}}
**sharpens talons and narrows eyes at AfriCat’s co-wurrkurs**
*skampurrs in an appliez antiwrinklol creem tew ph*
O BTW parrothead, ai saw (wai affer teh fakt) taht u wuz dewin teh ‘happee parrot danse’ awn wun uv teh lols! aifinkso taht wuz teh nawt-sekkond tyme u eber poasted awn a thred an becaim a cheezfend!! gud tymes…gud tymes!
Hehe! Dat wuzza gud dai! Fank yu furr teh korey-awwgraphy! Yu mayde me feel berry welkomed!
**scoots red hood owt ov wai, schmoos bluesfan473 awn hur floofey whyte hed**
Takes off daintee tap shooz and replaces dem wif clodhopperz preparing to dandansdans on their toesiez!
Dat’s nawt u awn my roof is it, iddd?
Oh hai, AfriCat!! How u iz tuday?? Wii haz sunshiynez heer dis moarning at deh lake, adn a full campgrownd.
an ai bet it is KOLWD if ennywun is camping inna tent!!!!
Poor deluded liddel kitteh–himz prolly bout to get a pill shoved down himz froat.
an then thatz teh laaast tiem they’ll ebber get him squoze into a sock, aifinkso. Dose tricks only werk once. Poor babeh!
Ai lik tew no how dem vetz do theem pillz sew easi! Mai OP sez plegh plegh pluff an itz on meh!
Teh vet haz teh element uf surprise in her/his favor. But win ai do it at home…my furbabehs kno iza coming an r reddy fer me.
MY Lilah-cat is eebil with pillz. I dassent gib dem too her (I valew my skin!!)so we goez to vet. Vet uses long tongs to get pill daown froat. Eether she spit it bak in vets eye or waits till home and siks it neatly up on carpet!!
Sew nise uv dem to rap dis kitteh for meh…. Butt,
ai wudda taiken him unwrapt too, ifinkso! Sew kyoot!
No need furra bow, eben. Ohai idansdansdans! Ai donut finkso we hab met, butt ai herd a lawt abowt yu! Nycetameetcha! **extends culurful wing ov frenship**
Ohai rite bakatcha, parrothead!! Nise tew maiking ur akwaintance.. I haz seen a lawt ov ur berry clebber commints… whilst lurkifying. *putz floofy paw into owtstrechified fezzers of frenship*
Ohai, happee Caturdai an….
A bery happee birfdai tew idansdansdans!!!!
*wheelz in hayuge caik wif sordid eye screems awl rownd it an bevvies uv ebreewuns choyce*
Yippeee, a birfday party! Luk at teh loverly caek, too. Nawt too meny candlolz onnit, u mus be a sweet youngun, idansdansdans!
Ohai blulesfan473! Iz idansdansdans burfdai! Ai nawt nose! Wutta byootifull cayke!
HAPPEE BURFDAI IDANSDANSDANS!
Fankees parrothead,Ai wuz keepin it a seekrit!! Butt, now taht it is owt…shal we all dew teh chikkin dans?
erm…ot oh….ai dint kno it wuz a seekrit. sorree!
I wuz just kidding… U duzzin haz to be sorree.. Fanks 4 makin it a speshul dai.. I needid taht!! Itz bin a terribull munth sew far! Butt,
fings R lukking up now.. A partee helpz 4 shore! 
ohai, idansdansdans! an mannee happee returnz uv teh day! happee burfdae! {{{iddd}}}
{{{{tessm}}}} I savdid U sum cake adn icee kreem adn sum shampain wif a grape innit! *Njoi*
Yay, Happi birfdai Idansdansdans. Um clukkk?
Razes glass ov birfdai shampain to “fast fingrd anni”…* *cheez*
* luks to see if dere’s a negg under anni *
Whale, ai gibbed yu a chikkin dans but WP eeted it. Ai trai agin. Ahem.
**bawk bawk bawk bawk**
**flap flap flap flap**
**shakey tayle fevvers, wigglol wigglol down**
**clap clap clap clap**
**fly rownd teh rum**
**reepeet**
wooohooooo! *clappityclappityclappity* u goe ph!!
*makes wings wif front paws..* *triez tew flii wif parrothead…*
Desides to just shake tail fezzers adn wigglol wigglol wigglol…
Sheesh!! wunst I gets tihs stuff startid, itz hard tew stawp!!!
HAAAAAAAAALP!!
W00t!! w000t!!
happpy burfday, iddd!!!!
*Popz deh shampaynz and porez sum fur ebbree wun
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ooo…. lukkit deh pritty bubblolz!!
*runs in wivakwikness*
did sumbuddy say shampayne?
Ai has a thirstee…
OOOooo00000oooo…. bubblolz… Fanks mai cween!! *hold up pritty flooted shampayne glass* Skweeee… that tikkels!
{{{cweenmj}}}
{{{{{cheezfrends}}}}}
I brings choc covered strawbwrys and grapes for every1. They goes so well with shampane.
Choc coverd strawbwrys! Mai fabrite! Nebber hadda cho coverd grape! Fankees!
OOOOoooo… Fankies bluesfan!! Ai just luvluvluvs sordid eye screams!!
Sew nise ov u!! :smie:l Passes arownd plates 4 awl … whippee kreems NE one??
Is ur burfday, iddd? I did nawt no dat! Happy burfday to u! Heer, hab a speshul chonklit burfday martoonie.
U R sew thotful… mmmm.. *sip sip* just purrfeck.. nawt shaken… nawt stirred.. xtra chocklit!
*blushes sum moar* I selebrate mai birfdais in kitteh years, Cattails!!
happytail birfday IDDD. Nd meny moor.
Sew nise ov U mainly.. (if ai cud cawl u bai ur nawt second name)
I wish ai cud pik teh yeers to repeet, dough!
U can call me mainly or mc if that is easier. You’re right, there are a few years I wouldn’t want to re-live.
aifinkso we awl hav sum uv those.
Fer shure. Tehr are some days ai’d like to go back to just so ai cud give maiself a big slap and tell maiself not to do teh rly stoopid fing dat IRL nobody told me not to do…
*drags inn a maik-ur-own-sundai waggin*
dere, naow wii haz chokklit an carimel an budderskoch sawce an nutz an wippy creem an froots an ebreefing tew goe wif teh sordid eye screems!
mmm, I think I’ll just yoink a leeeetle bit of ice cream, to make myself a guiness float. Sucky times in the lab today, could use a pick-me-down
{{{SAMS}}} Yu need me to sharpen talons an narrow eyez at sumwuns?
no. it’s just IT department at the lab that is sucky. first they locked down the interwebs so now I check ICHC from my fone. Now todai I come to find a curt e-mail saying not to use the hard drive on my computer for storing personal files, and they deleted all of the files with my novels in them. bleh. Fortunately I always e-mail the files to myself after I’m done working on them, and have all the books saved to multiple accounts because to loose over a thousand pages of work would be very sucky. Next thing you know, they’ll delete ms Word and I will have nothing to do on my lunch break!
but thanks for the talon offer anyways {{{parrothead}}}
ooh, u has teh mean boss to delete ur files with no notice! Ur lucky to have bakkups. S’bad to werk where ur nawt treated nyce. We hasta spend sew many hours werkin, shud be gud to each otter there. {{{SAMS}}} Bad, boss! Bad!!!
pleh!
Well, if yure shore… **flies obur IT department an hazza liddlol, mayke dat a BEEG, akkseedent awn teh IT dept. heds.** Oops! Tu bad ai eeted dose red berries dis moarning. **shrugs**
Datz gonna leeb a stayn, aifinkso!
Psssst… ph. I herd taht u made a deposit on a Lexis todai!!
*pownses on SAMS
{{{SAMS}}}}
Oh Hai!!
Hazn’t seeinged u much latelee.
/bow
Good day, ur highness. I been busy with WorkAndMoreWork (pleh). Been missing u all so much!
happy birthday, iddd, and hugs for every candle on the caek.
Hugs are teh cherriez on teh icee kreem adn birfdai kake!! Adn tehy R alwais teh rite size! Fanks SAMS ..
{{{SAMS}}}
*dans-dans-happyburfday-dans-dans*
See, ai kin dansdansdans tu! Hoap itz a grate wun!
Fanks to mai Cheezfrendz.. it haz bin a wunnerful dai!! {{{AP}}}
Come adn I will show U mai famus dans ov teh five washclofs… Now modifificated to teh dans of teh 6 (cownt ‘em -six) hunnert dollar towls.
whut? wayt! it’z nawt over till teh kitteh kat danses…
I LUVLUVLUV dis videeo!! * Obveeuslee * :snerk: I NEBBER getz tyred ov it!! Fanks, tessm…
*idansdansdans an ai dansdansdans… SSKKwweeeeeee!
*whispurrs* mai DH iz kinda sik uv it bai naow, but ai lurves it too!
a ?hayuge? birfdai caik – u wuz eggspecting qwite teh crowd for a caturdai burdai….nom, nom, nom..fankies for bein so obsyrvant and generus wid de noms!!!!!
Aw, iz a kitteh burrito!
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us.
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Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
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I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
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Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
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*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Teh cween is eber so graishus!
Honey, I said wrap the kitten in a CLEAN sock so I could give it a pill.
Still bendy does not equal clean.
duz turnin it innsyde owt cownt as cleen?
Only wunce.
And NEBBER for underpants.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
:snerk:
Ai thort a sokk wuz cleen enuff iffn it din’t stikk 2 teh seeling wen u throe it up dere!
*makes note nebber to luk up if she visits annipuss’s hows*
*has visited Annipuss’ hows and nebber saw eny socks stuck ennywhere*
Liddill Strypd Kitteh
amz awwll redded 4 trabbill
in summwunn’ pawkitt
Liddill Strypd Kitteh
no can yooz poyntee endz, butz
canz habz yummee Nomz
Liddill Strypd Kitteh
nawtz soald awn ‘Jimm Sawkz Moadz unbz
Transpoartayshun, yetz
Jack.
yay jack!! *smiles at thot ob liddle kitteh in a pokkit*
Pree-pakuged kitteh–singul servin, redee to snorgle!
kitteh iz bery snorglishus! teh beeg eyes, teh lil eers, teh pritty floof!
*hangz awn tew CHRG titelee*
Ewww… drty sok!
awwe… lokkit dat… clikkie
Awwwww…. preshus angels.. Dubbles CHRG’s.. *adds dukky tape*
Tu alla da cheezfrens hoo wanted tu dansdansdans awn teh ebilmeenmeenies, FANK YU BERRY MUSH!!!
Koooooot babeh in snorgly one-porshun form
But instead of emerging from an ugly cocoon, I shall emerge from a dirty sock!
Sock it to me?
Say good night, Dick.
dubblol Laff In ref — Fur deh Dubblol Win!!!!!!
Veeeeerreee innerestin!
I am not a crook!
Happy Birfday idansdansdans!!!!!!!!!!!
I has shamefully finallee arribed furr teh partee…. *oops*
U noe I wuz looking thru teh threds and theenking, ohhhhh I hope teh partee is on teh bootifull butterfly thred…dat is teh purrfect wun furr owr Carol…..and dere it wuzz!!!
I say dis is teh bestest day ub teh year, I finkso…. my only regret is dat I had feeelded bettur dis week and had teh bodily warwiffall to bee online moar and spred birfday cheerz all obbur teh internutt. Howsummebbur I see dat u has reeceebed my prezzie I has mailded u, and troo too ur normal gracious form, mah deer Carelol, ur tankyou letter has outdun any gift I cud ebbur send. *oops*
I feelz like Helen Hayes gentulmunn who gabe her peenuts and sed I wish dey wurr emerullds.
(an furr does hoo noes teh rest ub teh storeh, sum day, wen I kin gib u emeralds, I willz not say I wish dey wur peenuts…I willz say I wish it wur donkey iland. *sigh* we kinn all dreem, can’t we?*)
*puts on golden shoes and tappy shoes and duz a speshul dants furr teh bestest bravest funniest ladee in teh wurld, idansdansdans*
*blows kisses and throws peenutts*
ohai kafleen! ai haz nawt seen u in a whyles! glad u iz feelin better!
{{{kafleen}}}
Ohai, kafleen, mai bestist frend!! Now teh parti iz compleet… cuz U haz arrivded!! Fank U for teh wonderful prezzie!! Itz teh best prezzie in teh whirrld!! Just wut teh doctor ordered! I can hazzit to make me happi for awl teh rest ov mai daize!! *Sitz bak, relaxes an admirez herz wundermus gift*
Happitayl Birfday, Idansdansdans! Ai hoap it iz bein a gud burfday & dat all teh rest uv dem gets beddur and beddur!
Ohai, nightshade.. It wuz a birfdai madid in hevvin adn made awl teh moar speshul by Cheezfrends like U adn mai sooper dooper donkey pal – who R teh best in teh whirrld! I will haz vishuns of birfdai prezzies dansin in mai hed for a while, ifinkso.
I luvluvluvs ur new I hart America theme..
I has too tell, u, Carelol, if I wurr not crippulled frum teh back horrifications I had dis week, I wudd hab maded u a parteh ub the universe. I wud hab invited teh Obama, an teh Queen, an all teh Royals and Speshultees, and ebbreebuddy hoo wuzz ebbreeebuddy, and dey wud hab all crowded on too dis fred to inform u dat u r teh best frend ebbur dat a donkey cud ebbur wunt.
And u r.
Butt, I see, wiff a great joy and glee,
dat tis not nessessarree
too send dis inbitashun.
Bekawse all it takes
furr teh sillybrashun sakes
is too say ur name, and a party starts.
*frows flowurrs in teh duskee ebbeneeng, at teh patio ub teh now snoozing carelol……*
*wisspurrs wiff a happy*
i hopes u hadz a lubblee birfyday….
Heers voyces of cheezpeeps — opens sleepy aise.. “Fanks kafleen.. It wuz a s’prize party.. It wuz a s’prize to EBRYBUDDY!! .. Iz seeeew lucky to haz sush frends…
*gentlee plaices a nice pack on teh sweet donkey’s achy breaky back* Picks up flowerz from patio adn putz dem inna cristal vase.. Relaxifies in lownje chare an contimplates.. wut a wunnerfu dai it haz bin..wut a grate mood iz in… Y itz almost like bein… ♫ wait…wut??
..
Contemplates teh donkey’s upcoming birfdai on teh 25th.. Purrhaps a gift certifikate for fisikal therapy adn a new lease on life…?? Nooooo… moar thot iz needid.. Hmmmmm…
hi dere, sweetums tessm!! *schmoo!*
omg its a lolcat-erpillar!!
Why would someone put that beautiful kitty in that gross looking sock
First time that a LOLkitten moved me enough to comment..that is the most beautiful kitten I’ve ever seen in my love. So awesomely huggable!
i have caterfly wings
I has donkey wings!
Wunt too fly in teh meddow??
A dirty, possibly smelly old sock…poor thing
Himz iz berry kyoot “cat”erpillar……
lol
Happy birfday X3!!! LOL, is yew havin gud day???
wtf, how teh heck ai end up down here……….hopes i dans X3 sees me down here!! OH hai up der!! ai is down here wishin yew happy birfdays!!!
oh wells……… nice to see yew all…….buh bye
♫ U sez buh bye– I sez hewwo… Hewwo, hewwo.. dunno Y u sez buh bye… ♫
now Iz feline pritty speshul. Sweet dreems R mine tnite, for sure! 
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Ohai jamama!! Wut a wunnerful treet to seez u on mai birfdai… Fanks for teh best wishes. I gottid a emeow from a sertin donkey to say u r heer.. It haz bin a nexsepshunal dai, fank u berry mush! I had a baaaad munth till todai… Butt
{{jamama}}
pfffffftttttt fur teh bad munf!! may it be awl beddar frum here on ……. schmoooo
an fank que, kafleen fur bringin me to herz ‘tenshun! schmooo to you too!!
she will noaw. <3
*schmoo*
{{{{{group schmooooooz}}}}}
OK, jamama.. now it iz axseptable to sez buh bye… or, seez u later is eben better, ifinkso..
*airkiss*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, fanks! ai can sleeps now!
hellow mai dawnkee dahling!!! hau iz u today?
The sock is dirty!
it’s so cute
tell me if he/she tured to butterfly, I would take some photos for he/she.:PP
XD i that was so funny
That is the Cutest thing ive ever seen!
I have got to be like Lolcats biggest fan cuz I come here everyday and love everything!
-blankie splort-
How bout washin your socks? That is animal cruelty. Kthxbai
Shouldn’t that be a caterfly?
Or would that only be if it started out as a butterpillar?
that looks exactly like my kitteh <3
That reminds me of an episode of Mighty B, where the girl with the pigtails was cucooned in plastic and said, “We’re playing butterfly!”
NAWWW!
Nom Nom I eats u all up!
So kewwt!!!