Code inspector sez
Code inspector sez u no have building permit. Iz gonna have to remoov dis structure for u.
where iz i gonna deliver mah candeegram?
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Oh, burdies going to be evicted…
Conga-ratz awn ur solo nawt-sekkund, Bethany!
Wud u lyk sum tekillya? I’ll shaer.
I wud lyk sum! Dis my nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund too!
**pourz tekillya an gibs Bethany a glass**
**clinkee glasses**
Cheez!
Conga Ratz Bethany. U want sum rancho huevos tu go wif teh tekillya? Ai will eben maeks dem tu ordur.
Wif teh hashee brawnz adn teh rashurs adn bangors tu go wif.
A man dat cuuks!
**swoonz**
Az long az der iz teh fyre wif wud oar charcoals ai can cuuks gud. Nawt so gud onna stove tawp.
U mayk gud fyre?
**pondurs goin to get hur cavewummin costoom dat hur wore inna parayd wunse**
Yu haz canwummin costum? Hum? Wunners wat kinda “parayd” yu waz in!
Fourf of Jooly, akshulee. Wuz yeers ago.
I had crush awn my frenz boss an wuz ablol to get awn dere companee’s flote.
Oppps! Just noticed I said “canwummin”.
Iz dat liek teh bag ladee foar kittehs?
R da huevos from da nest? *worried*
Iz frum teh free ranj chikkins.
Unless u gibs him elebenty cheezburgers, den him nawt see nuffin.
Oar teh duzzun eggs
Uh-oh — poar birdies!
**Red comez bak in, an plopz awn cowch agin**
Need tekillya agin!
Oh, an dis iz teh kynd of mood I be in latelee.
Did he just read tekillya mockingburd? Aifinkso.
* Gibs rhsb teh kee tu teh tekillya delibbery truk *
Heer dis bee beddur. Ai nawt haz tu run so much.
Ooooohhhh….PURRFECK!
Y’all egg-skyooz me whiel I go has drinkee…
**huuks up hoaz an yooses it az straw**
**wunners wut kind of pikshur dis be payntin**
**nawt gibs a hairee ratz behynd abowt teh pikshur**
Gud, ai nawt want U tu gib mai behynd tu sumwun wif teh mynd inna guddur.
**powts**
Butt…..my mynd STAYZ inna gudder! I libs in teh Nawty Barn, foar Peat’s sayk!
**powts, bottum lip kwivvurs**
Iz okay….I unnerstand…..
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Eberybodee lyks a nawty gurl, butt nowun lubs a nawty gurl…
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**walks away sobbin, goes bak to tekillya truk**
Butt butt (he he)Iz nawt dat!! Ai jus haz a pikkee abawt who ai shaer teh guddur wif.
hayull, lykkiin bettur than nothin’….
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and teeth can leave SUCH scars.
Oar, mebbe dis song moar approprit foar dis pikshur?
Tink uff teh baybeez! Oh teh huge manatee!
Alrite peeplols: Ifn I has ur emayo address, u prolly has (at leest wun) emayo frum me tonite. I has been kleenin owt stuff an sendin it to peeplols I finkso mite enjoi it.
Bak to ur nawt-so-regyoololarlee-skedyooled lols…
*runs tu check e-mayo* well ifinkso I will walk.
Here lies Lester Moore
Took four slugs from a .44
No Les, No More
I finkso dat wun iz shown in “Tombstone”.
Wut, u nawt lyk teh wun I sended yoo?
Ai liek it. Aifinkso dat plaec iz beddur when ai nawt ded yet howeber.
….Ai meet u inna NB.
Building inspektorr kitteh says, “Slide sum munnies unner teh tablol and all is kool”.
But… but… I built this house with my own hands! Dx
Ai care nawt a twig bowt dat!
Uuh ooh! Yu biin kaught!
Inspekkturr Kitteh
fyndz awddz awbjekkt purrtinnentz
2 himz inturristz
Awddz awbjekkt holadz sum
prittee liddill bloo aygz dat
Kitteh mytez deezyre
Awddz awbjekkt amz kwyte
dellikitt andz willz reekwyrez
awll himz Feelyne skillz
Jack.
Clappity, clappity.
W00t! Nice one Jack.
Conga ratz 2 our own Cattails fur da kaption!
Aw fanks, OnleeKitteh!
Kitteh iz just tryin to be halpful, but birdies say this iz teh last straw!
*clappity clappity clappity floofee paws fur Cattails*
Niec jawb! Concatshoelaces on teh frunt paeg!
must get birdnest…
Awl my instinkz, dey retern
An teh gran fasad, so suun will burn
Wifowt a noyze, wifowt my pryed
I reech owt frum teh insyde…
Yay for Peter Gabriel!
I posted linkee to “Red Rain” abuv.
I gotted “So” awn cd dis past week-end.
I love that CD. From work (where I still am), I can’t access youtube or anything that pulls from it.
I’ve got the CD recorded on my computer, though.
Gud nite, Cheezpeeps!
*waevs floofee paw*
‘Nite, NS!
I noe wye tel lols aer laet!
Reason
anna verry gud eggsplaynashun it is tu!
Puddy_Tat iz mai sunn. Ai haz a prowd!
Hey, waidaminnit!!! Iz ICHC chainging deir lol-powstin tyms agin???!!!
See mai poast ^!
Ai rited 2 teh cheezes an Tofu sez day aer habbin prollems wiv WP. Hoo’d hab gessed dat!!!!!
*hevy sigh*
Okai, ai’ll aksept et, but ai’m nawt hapitayl aboot et.
Nor me. Ai enjoi seein teh nyoo lol b4 Ai go owt fur mai mornin eggsirsize. Ai can’t wate enny longur. TTFN.
Ai need mai eleben o’clok (TTI-tym) LOL! Wivowt it, Ai has no egg skoos to taek a braek form marking paypers!
Ssssssstttttttrrrrrrrreeeettttttttttccccccchhhhhh!
Ummayzink howe kittehs do dat – mai kitteh iz so funneh wen hee duz shtuf liek dis.
sometiems da capshun fitz da pikshur purrfectlies – dis one of does tiems. burrrillyant.
teh code inspector do a vry gud job at hiz job.
he remoovs structers and stuff
niec pic